[Journey to the West] Bajie Weight Loss Manual

The moon was covered by layers of black clouds, revealing a deep, dark halo.The tall and sturdy trees thinned the faint moonlight into tiny spots, like huge hunting nets in the narrow jungle.

The cold wind was biting, blowing the leaves and making a huge and strange rustling sound, the uneven weeds swayed from side to side, and when they touched the skin, the water droplets on the weeds dripped down and landed on the body There were tiny goosebumps.

"Brother Monkey, my intuition tells me that if you walk in this direction for another hour or so, you will see the exit of the forest." Chu Zhen shook off the water droplets on the back of his hand, and glanced at the dark surroundings, feeling delicate and complicated .

He never thought that when he returned to the modern age, he would return to this uninhabited ghostly place.There is no village in front and no shop behind.If he hadn't known for a long time that the teleportation location was China, he would even have suspected that this place was actually in a certain primeval forest in Africa?

Because of the law of space, his and Monkey King's mana has been completely restricted.Fortunately, the golden cudgel and the nine-toothed rake can be reduced and enlarged at will, but the real power is also limited. They can only be used as a small decoration when reduced, and as a basic defensive tool when enlarged.

Now he and Monkey King, except that their eyes can still see clearly at night, are basically no different from ordinary people.If you insist on pointing out another difference, it is probably that your physical fitness is several times stronger than that of ordinary people.

So when they were teleported here two hours ago, without any means of communication, they could only rely on their keen senses to avoid the attack of wild beasts and mark them so that they could get out of the big forest as soon as possible.

Facts have proved that Chu Zhen's intuition has always been very accurate, although this time there is a slight deviation in the time estimate.An hour and a half later, the two successfully walked out of the forest and breathed the fresh air outside the forest.

Two hours, plus one and a half hours, after three and a half hours, the two of them appeared on a muddy path outside the forest as they wished.

At this time, it happened to be around five o'clock in the morning, and there was already a little light in the sky.When they follow this mud path and climb over the mountains in front, they hope to see the farm houses that are emitting green smoke.

Two hours later, in a mud-walled room, there was a man and a woman talking——

"Old Liu, when I went to the bathroom last night, I saw two groups of red lights shooting directly from the sky into the forest in the south. It was very scary." Said to his wife sitting opposite.

"Don't scare yourself, you might be wrong about what's going on at night." Lao Liu smiled, and took the last bite of his meal.

"It's impossible to read it wrong, and I don't know what those two red lights are, and I always heard strange noises yesterday." The old woman shook her head in doubt, she really couldn't figure it out.

"By the way, when you arrive in the county later, remember to buy a bundle of yellow needles and thread."

As soon as the old woman finished speaking, there was a sudden knock on the door outside the house.

"Here we come!" The old woman shouted loudly towards the outside of the house, then put down the half-woven sachet, hurriedly got up to open the door, and whispered as she walked, "Who could it be this early in the morning... ..."

After opening the door, there were two tall men with slender and straight figures, wearing strange clothes.However, his body was covered with dust, his shoes were full of mud, and his clothes were in pieces, with a hole on the left and a hole on the right.Her hair was disheveled, and there was a layer of gray and black gray on her face, and her complete facial features could hardly be seen clearly.

It's just disgraceful and extremely embarrassing!

The old woman was taken aback, and blurted out: "Who are you?" While asking, she subconsciously took a step back, and was about to close the door, but in the end, a hand pressed against the door one step faster.

The old woman was startled. When her wife walked over with the dick, she followed the hand against their door and saw that it was one of the men in black.

Seeing the old woman looking at him, Chu Zhen bowed slightly, then opened the corners of his mouth, revealing a mouthful of bright white teeth, and raised an extremely bright smile: "Hello, ma'am, we are senior acrobats from the Monkey Monkey Acrobatic Troupe. Master, last night we were performing 'air landing acrobatics' on the plane, and we didn't make any mistakes when we passed over the forest, so unfortunately we fell down."

"Acrobat?" Old Liu stood in front of the old woman, held the guy's hand for a while, turned around and looked at the old woman in doubt, then turned his eyes to Chu Zhen and Monkey King, and began to carefully look up.

Only then did the old woman realize that although the two men standing at the door had gray faces and dirty and tattered clothes, their eyes were very clear and beautiful, and their demeanor was different from those of the people in the small mountain village.Such a person is not like a beggar, but more like a cultural person in a big city, but because he came over the mountain from the forest, he made himself so embarrassed.

After thinking about it this way, the old woman believed Chu Zhen's words somewhat.Tun saw Sun Wukong's blond hair again, and thought it might be a wig. Although she had never been out of the mountains, she had heard some returnees say that the people in the acrobatic troupe would dress up differently.And so the last trace of doubt was dispelled.

These small mountain villages are poor and backward, and there are basically no foreign population.And she has nothing valuable in her own home, and she is not afraid that someone will try to trick them.

What's more, she stretched out her hand and didn't hit the smiling face. The old woman felt happy when she saw Chu Zhen's smile, and felt that although the young man's face was dirty, his smile was very pretty and very pleasing.So he asked his wife to put down the hoe, and motioned to Chu Zhenhe to enter the room sideways and said, "It's very cold this early in the morning, so why don't you need our help, come in and tell me."

"Thank you, ma'am." Sun Wukong also bowed slightly to the old woman, and then followed Chu Zhen into the house.

He is now very glad that he rejected Chu Zhen's originally prepared remarks.You must know if they really had to say to this simple and kind old lady: "Hello, aunt, we are tenacious explorers from afar. And return to the original wildness before you, oh, Amitabha." It will definitely be regarded as a neuropathy-_-||Looking at the back of Chu Zhen in front of him who is obviously very messy, but still feels very good about himself, the corner of Monkey King’s mouth Twitched slightly.After Chu Zhen suddenly turned around and gave him a mean smile, she was even more speechless.

Monkey King has never been so embarrassed since he jumped out of the stone.In fact, they don't have to be as embarrassed as they are now.

As for why it ended up like this in the end, the matter has to be traced back to two hours ago——

Two hours ago, after Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong came out of the forest, they walked along the muddy path well, but when they climbed to the top of the first mountain, Young Master Chu's stomach started to protest, so So he thought about going to a whole wild animal to satisfy his hunger.

Sun Wukong proposed to pick wild fruits, but was dismissed by Young Master Chu: "It's already modern, why are you still eating vegetarian food! Sir, I will treat you to a delicious roasted wild boar today."

"Roasted wild boar?" Sun Wukong paused, staring straight at Chu Zhen.

Chu Zhen didn't bother to respond to Monkey King. After scanning his eyes around, he walked towards a path leading to a lower dense bush: "Follow me."

Sun Wukong raised his forehead and followed directly without asking any more questions.

Along the way, Chu Zhen sometimes squatted down to observe the ground, sometimes stroked the surrounding tree trunks with her hands, and then inspected the roots of the plants.

At first, Sun Wukong just watched calmly. When Chu Zhen walked further and further away, towards the muddy puddles and bushes with dense weeds, his face became a little tense. After splashing a puddle of cement all over his pants, he finally couldn't help saying: "This road is getting farther and farther away from the road we want to walk."

"It's okay, it's important to fill your stomach."

"Can we really find wild boars like this?" Sun Wukong couldn't bear to look at Chu Zhen who was lying on the ground without any image.

"When I was on a mission before, I often encountered similar places. I am tracking wild boars. It is absolutely accurate!"

Seeing the look in Sun Wukong's eyes, Chu Zhen knew that the monkey must not have believed everything.Don't blame Monkey King, after all, from a certain point of view, Monkey King Monkey can indeed be said to be non-human and lack life experience.

"Brother Monkey, squat down." Chu Zhen waved to Monkey King.

Sun Wukong looked at the muddy puddle on the ground with disgust when he heard the words, but his body quickly squatted down as Chu Zhen said.

Chu Zhen pointed to the mark on the ground: "This is the footprint of a wild boar, which is close to a circle, and the length and width are basically the same."

Monkey King said: "The footprints of goats, sheep and calves are also similar. How can you tell that it must be from a wild boar?"

"Experience." Chu Zhen thought for a while and said, "This riverbed is soft soil, and wild boars like to move around here. You can see that the tree trunk next to it has been rubbed. This is because wild boars like to rub against trees to improve themselves." Massage. And I followed this path because the roots of many plants were exposed on this path, suggesting that wild boars used to forage in these places.

Chu Zhen spoke very seriously, but Sun Wukong thought of going to another place. He wanted to laugh but finally held back, and just choked out a sentence: "You really know wild boars..."

"Don't think I can't understand what you said." Chu Zhen squinted at Sun Wukong, and the next second, his eyebrows frowned, and said: "One more thing..."

Speaking of this, Chu Zhen deliberately stopped.

Sun Wukong suddenly found it interesting, and was happy to play with him, so he followed his words and asked, "What is it?"

Chu Zhen made a choice, and suddenly raised a very bright smile at Sun Wukong: "Another point is that the feces of wild boars are usually long and thin, similar to dog feces, and sometimes they are also round. And now you are stepping on your toes. Yes, it happens to be wild boar droppings."

"In other words——Brother Monkey, you stepped on wild boar dung."

Sun Wukong: "..."

He suddenly wanted to strangle this guy to death -_-||

Sun Wukong stood up abruptly, looked at Chu Zhen who was smiling proudly, and resisted the urge to hit Chu Zhen's head with a golden cudgel.

"you……"

"Hush——" Chu Zhen suddenly put his fingers against Monkey King's mouth, and immediately pulled him onto the tree trunk without waiting for Monkey King's reaction.

After finding a comfortable place to lurk in the tree, Chu Zhen whispered, "Here we come. Judging from the footprints, he must have a big head."

Monkey King asked: "How are you going to fight it?"

"Is this..." Chu Zhen looked at the wild boar with its head popping out in front of him, suddenly opened his mouth and smiled, and stared at Monkey King meaningfully, to be precise, it was Monkey King's ear.

Sun Wukong suddenly had a bad premonition.

"Brother Monkey, you understand."

Sun Wukong's eyes flashed: "You want to stun it with a golden cudgel? Why don't you use a nine-tooth rake?"

Chu Zhen said: "The tip of the nine-foot rake is too sharp, and the force is not controlled well. If it bleeds, it will affect the taste of wild pork."

Sun Wukong: "..."

He was speechless -_-||

Silently handing the enlarged golden cudgel to Chu Zhen, Sun Wukong had an indescribable subtlety in his heart.

His golden cudgel had been reduced to the point where it was used for hunting wild boars.

Chu Zhen raised his eyebrows at Sun Wukong: "It's up to me next." At the same time as the words fell, he jumped up, raised his stick, crossed his hand, and hit him hard!

The wild boar let out a miserable howl, shook its body, and fainted with a bang.

Chu Zhen stepped on the wild boar's head, supported the golden cudgel with one hand, raised her head and smiled brightly at Monkey King.

Looking at the picture in front of him, a sentence popped out of Sun Wukong's mind--they were born from the same root, so why rush each other!

Ten minutes later, bursts of fragrance wafted from a large rock more than one meter high.Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong sat side by side. Sun Wukong looked at the wild boar that had been peeled and roasted so fragrant, but he was still shocked by Chu Zhen's heroic appearance when he skinned the wild boar.

Chu Zhen took a look at Sun Wukong and saw that it was almost roasted, so he took off the wild boar, tore off a wild boar leg and handed it to Monkey King: "Taste it, it's absolutely original."

Monkey King looked at the greasy wild boar leg, then looked up at Chu Zhen, moved his lips, wanted to say something, but finally swallowed it.Then he reached out and took the wild boar leg.

Chu Zhen tore off another wild boar leg, but when he opened his mouth and was about to bite it down, there was a sudden sound of hooves in the distance, accompanied by the rustling of the wind, there was a sense of grandeur Killing spirit.

This is bad ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Chu Zhen: "..."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Chu Zhen took a bite of wild boar meat, and while chewing quickly, asked, "Brother Monkey, how many heads do you think there are?"

Monkey King listened carefully: "Around 180."

Chu Zhen looked at the herd of wild boars that had emerged from the bushes and ran towards them neatly, nodded and said, "Well, to be precise, it is 170 nine." There are six rows and thirty rows, and one is missing on the far right, which is exactly 170 nine .

Sun Wukong stared at the herd of wild boars getting closer and closer, and clenched the golden cudgel in his hand: "Do you want to fight?"

Chu Zhen finished eating the last piece of meat from the wild boar leg, threw the bone on the ground, wiped his hands quickly, and said seriously, "I think I might be able to influence them."

At the end, I added a special sentence: "I think I can happily be friends with them."

Suddenly Monkey King felt a row of crows flying past his head.

Damn, mentally retarded!

At this time, the Great Holy Father especially wanted to apply what this idiot said before.

Why did you go when you were eating human pork legs!

Chu Zhen suddenly looked at Monkey King: "Although I don't understand the language of pigs, I'll be a little pig for a while. Wait, I'll try to communicate with them now."

Sun Wukong: "..."

So there is no doubt that the next second——

The famous Sun Dasheng was implicated by Young Master Chu in this way, and ran wildly under the chase of the menacing herd of wild boars!Run free!

But the culprit still sang a song unconsciously——

"I have the urge to run~

Even when you fall, you are calm~

Eating pork leg without fear~

Oh, 180 is missing one~~~”

Monkey King is angry: I really want to kill this guy ╰_╯! ! !

After a few ten minutes, seeing the herd of wild boars finally dispersed, Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong who jumped on the tree were relieved.

However, before the two of them were happy for three seconds, dozens of long-armed monkeys suddenly jumped up from the tree next to them. These long-armed monkeys entangled Sun Wukong one after another, moving their mouths vigorously to lean on Sun Wukong's body, and their eyes stared brightly. Very bright.

The next second—after being chased by wild boars, the two were unfortunately chased by monkeys.

However, the monkey far surpasses the wild boar in terms of intelligence, sharpness, and physical flexibility, so after running away several times, it turns out that Chu Zhen and Monkey King are different from ordinary people, and the monkeys grabbed all their clothes. broken.

Chu Zhen looked back at the persevering group of monkeys, and the wolf light in those eyes made Chu Zhen break out in cold sweat, and complained loudly: "Brother Monkey!!! The monkeys are obviously not in heat this season!!! ! And!!! I am not of the same species as you! Why are these monkeys still chasing me!!!!"

Sun Wukong glanced at the posture of the group of monkeys behind, and swallowed: "So who exactly caused this situation!!!"