[Journey to the West] Bajie Weight Loss Manual

Sun Wukong's face was gloomy, and Ruyi's golden cudgel was already in his hand. Judging from his posture, it was very likely that he would hit Chu Zhen's head with it.

This stupid pig really dares to ask anything!

Sun Dasheng is a Lingming stone monkey, the monkey king who occupies the mountain as king.Even though he was later rescued by Tang Seng from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain and enlightened by Guanyin, his temperament has become more restrained and calm, but in essence he is still the unrestrained and unrestrained Monkey King who made troubles in the sky back then.Going into the East China Sea to get magic needles, stealing flat peaches from the immortal courtyard, and getting elixir from the Taishang Laojun, if they can do such earth-shattering things, their character is absolutely unpredictable and cannot withstand offense and provocation.

Otherwise, Guanyin Bodhisattva would not have described it as a monkey.

At this moment, facing the junior Zhu Bajie, his endurance is gradually declining.

In fact, it can't be blamed for Chu Zhen having such doubts. After all, in modern times, everyone likes to say, "So-and-so blushes like a monkey's butt."

Any metaphor must have a basis, and Chu Zhen firmly believes in this.

Glancing at the Ruyi Golden Cudgel in the hands of his elder brother, Chu Zhen suddenly popped up the picture of Monkey King holding a golden cudgel in the 86 version of the TV series and beating a monster with a stick, so what "monster! Eat my old grandson" One stick" has become an eternal classic.

He didn't want to be there right now, so thinking about it, Chu Zhen said calmly, "Jun Hou doesn't move his mouth but doesn't move his hands, senior brother, it seems that your temper still needs to be tempered."

If Chu Zhen's jerk friends in modern times heard this, they would definitely laugh out loud.As far as Young Master Chu's virtue is concerned, when fighting, he is definitely a fighter who rushes to the front, full of vigor.

At this moment, when I met Sun Dasheng who was irritated by his words, he immediately turned into a gentle and unarmed gentleman, and said earnestly: "Elder brother, I am just curious for a while, so I just ask. Put down the golden cudgel and fight!" How bad it is to kill, we are brothers, we must have brotherly love."

Hearing what Chu Zhen said, Sun Wukong's face unexpectedly softened a lot, typical of being soft but not hard.

"Why didn't I realize that you are so thick-skinned before?"

Chu Zhen didn't take it seriously: "I'm not thick-skinned, can I have such a fat body?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

He looked Chu Zhen's whole body up and down, and he couldn't refute what he said.

Putting away the golden cudgel, Monkey King sneered, then jumped to a fruit tree in front of him and began to pick up the fruit.

Chu Zhen stood under the fruit tree, and Monkey King stood on the tree.

The fruit tree was a pine nut tree, and the place where they are now is a pine forest.

Now it is the middle of May, so it stands to reason that the real ripening of pine nuts is from early September to mid-November.However, every tree in this pine cone forest is full of big and round pine cones.

This kind of out-of-season nuts simply does not conform to the laws of nature!

Or do you mean that there are already hormones like erythrogen in this era?

If it is placed in modern times, children who eat hormone-like fruits for a long time will cause precocious puberty, although this statement has not been certified by authorities.

Although he is no longer a child, Zhu Bajie has such a fat body, and the pine nuts look so greasy, wouldn't it be more harmful to lose weight if he ate them?

Chu Zhenzheng was engrossed in his thoughts, when there was a muffled "boom", a big pine cone hit him hard on the head.

Chu Zhen was in pain, covered the place where he was hit, looked up and glared at Monkey King on the tree: "What are you doing?"

Sun Wukong sat on the tree, looked at him condescendingly, raised his eyebrows, and said lightly: "Pick pine cones." As he said that, he held another pine cone in his hand, obviously preparing to throw a second one.

Seeing this, Chu Zhen stepped up aggressively.When Sun Wukong threw the second pine cone over, his body jumped back suddenly, and he quickly took off the weapon hanging around his neck.Then twisted his waist, raised the rake, and with a bang, the pine cone was blown away, hitting Monkey King with lightning speed...the biggest pine cone diagonally above.

"A home run!" Chu Zhen whistled and hit the heart!

Sun Dasheng: "..."

Ignoring Sun Wukong's surprise, Chu Zhen picked up the pine nuts in his pocket neatly and packed them, then raised the nine-toothed rake again, looking eager to try.

"One more ball!" Chu Zhen yelled at Monkey King.

Sun Dasheng: "(д)!"

Seeing that Monkey King didn't make a move, Chu Zhen, who had been prepared a long time ago, urged impatiently: "Hurry up! What does it look like to be dawdling!"

The air seemed to freeze at this moment, but the weird atmosphere didn't last for a few seconds. Soon, a crackling sound broke the silence——

"Oh!"

"Ah!"

"Oh!"

"Ah!"

There are fewer and fewer pine cones on the tree, more and more pine cones are falling on the ground, and the trees with lush branches and leaves are becoming more and more bald.

Sun Dasheng stood on the tree, holding four pine cones in each hand, hooked the corner of his mouth, and launched it quickly!

Chu Zhen snorted softly, and turned the nine-toothed rake at a speed invisible to the naked eye. After a few dodges, eight pine cones were firmly inserted into the rake.

Raising the nine-tooth rake, Chu Zhen grinned, revealing his white teeth: "One more!"

He glanced at the pine cone tree which was already empty, and then moved his gaze to Monkey King, his eyes were full of provocation.

Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes, and suddenly took out a large handful of pine nuts from his pocket. Under Chu Zhen's jaw-dropping expression, his thin lips parted slightly, and he uttered two words: "Stupid pig."

At the same time as the words fell, more than a dozen Chinese pine nuts attacked Chu Zhen with lightning speed.

"Bang bang bang" several loud bangs, the moment Chu Zhen fell down, there was only one thought in his heart: Mom's miscalculation!

Monkey King jumped down from the tree, clapped his hands, slapped off the pine nuts, and walked towards Chu Zhen in a leisurely manner.

Looking at Chu Zhen who fell to the ground in a big character shape facing the sky on all sides, the corners of Sun Wukong's mouth rose slightly, and he said lightly: "It's too bad."

Chu Zhen: "╰_╯!"

At this moment, a loud female voice suddenly came from not far away: "Who is there!"

Sun Wukong and Chu Yi froze at the same time. Looking along the source of the voice, they saw a middle-aged woman who was fatter than Zhu Bajie was running towards this side angrily holding a broom. There were three big black wolfhounds.

The woman yelled angrily while running: "You bastard! How dare you steal my pine cone! My mother will beat you two bastards until you don't even recognize your own mother!!!!"

Chu Zhen's Adam's apple rolled, and said: "The owner of the tree is here..."

Sun Wukong frowned: "I know."

Chu Zhen looked at Sun Wukong: "Then?"

Sun Wukong looked up at the bare pine cone tree, then at the wolfdog and the fat woman who were getting closer. After half a second of silence, he only said one word: "Run!"

Immediately, he jumped forward and disappeared in place in an instant.

After Sun Dasheng felt that he was safe, he looked back and found that his second junior brother Zhutou had not followed.

Is it lost?

Sun Dasheng was confused and struggled for a few seconds, and finally turned back.

When he returned, what he saw gave him an instant urge to strangle Zhu Bajie to death!

I saw his younger brother rolled up his sleeves with an excited face, looking at his posture, he was planning to have a big fight with the three wolfhounds and the fat woman!

idiot! ! !

Sun Dasheng frowned, and came behind Chu Zhen.

Chu Zhen didn't turn her head back, and said directly: "I am enough alone."

Without saying a word, Sun Dasheng grabbed Chu Zhen's collar by the back of his clothes, ignored his struggles, quickly lifted him up, and left.

The back collar was caught by Monkey King, and the sound of the wind blowing because of the rapid leap was in his ears.Chu Zhen stretched out his hand, and the nine-toothed rake that was originally on the ground flew back to his hand in an instant.

"Bastard!!!!" The middle-aged fat woman yelled, stomping her feet angrily.

Seeing the gradually shrinking figures of the three wolf dogs and the fat middle-aged woman, Chu Zhen looked back at Monkey King holding him up and asked, "Why did you run?"

Sun Wukong gave him a sideways glance: "No matter what happens on the way to the west, you must not harm innocent people, otherwise the scriptures will not be retrieved." Monkey King specially emphasized the word "person".

"Is there such a thing?" Chu Zhen was very surprised. He remembered that there was no such statement in Journey to the West, whether it was the original work or the TV series. Could it be because he, a butterfly, inadvertently flapped its wings, resulting in a series of unknown or known events? effect?

"Who said that?"

"That old man Tathagata Buddha said." Sun Wukong had a hint of displeasure in his eyes.If it weren't for the Tathagata Buddha's deceit, he wouldn't have been suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years.

"By the way..." Sun Wukong suddenly smiled at this moment.

Chu Zhen: "What?"

"It's time for you to come down." Sun Wukong said, he gently let go of the hand that was holding Chu Zhen's collar, and smiled brighter under Chu Zhen's horrified gaze.

Chu Zhen: "(ㄒoㄒ)!!!!!!"

So when he met Sun Wukong for the first time, why did he feel that this monkey was a restrained, mature and cold existence! ! !

This is really an illusion that is not beautiful at all!

The body was hung on the tree fork, Chu Zhen endured the pain, slowly raised his head, and then gave the middle finger to Monkey King standing in mid-air, "You are so cruel!"

Although he couldn't understand Chu Zhen's gestures, it didn't prevent Sun Dasheng from understanding what his junior brother meant.He lowered his head slightly, his thick eyelashes cast a long and narrow shadow on his eyelids, and a faint smile appeared on his handsome face: "To each other."

This monkey is definitely taking revenge on himself for pulling him back last night!Chu Zhen thought angrily, supported the nine-toothed rake, and slowly stood up from the tree fork.

Sun Wukong glanced at him and said, "Go back." After saying that, he disappeared again.

When Chu Zhen went back, Monkey King was talking to Tang Seng, probably explaining why he returned later this time than before.But it seems that Sun Wukong probably didn't tell the whole story of what happened, maybe he added some strange words indiscriminately.

Glancing at the eight pine nuts stuck on the rake, Chu Zhen felt a little relieved, although the pine nuts in his pocket fell off.But compared to Monkey King who returned empty-handed, at least he still has something to gain.

"Junior Brother Sha, I happen to have eight pine nuts here, and you and Master will share four each."

Sha Wujing looked at the second senior brother whose clothes were torn, his face was covered with dust, and his hands were bruised.Thinking of what the elder brother told me, tears welled up in his eyes, and after a while, he finally choked out a sentence: "Second senior brother, you really moved me."

what the hell? ! !

Chu Zhen raised his eyebrows, and turned his gaze to Monkey King. What did the monkey talk nonsense before he came back?

"Bajie, you and Wukong took pine cones without the consent of the owner of the pine tree. This behavior is absolutely wrong, but..." Tang Seng pointed to the pine cones on Chu Zhen's nine-toothed rake, paused, and then Slowly said: "But one yard counts for one yard. In the end, you were willing to endure the beating of the female benefactor for these eight Chinese pine nuts. This requires a strong endurance. A man corrects his mistakes when he knows his mistakes, and he can bend and stretch. Bajie , You have grown up, and I feel very gratified and happy for the teacher."

Sure enough, the monkey freely adapted what happened.

So crafty!

Next time if he encounters such a situation again, he will definitely come back to Monkey King first, and then change the course of the matter to be more exciting!

Thinking of this, Chu Zhen took off the pine nuts from the nine-toothed rake one by one and handed them to Tang Seng and Sha Wujing.

Looking at the pine cone crumbs left on the eight-toothed rake, a flash of light suddenly flashed in Chu Zhen's mind, and then the corners of his mouth slowly curled up.

Walking up to Tang Seng and sitting down, Chu Zhen wiped the nine-toothed rake and said to Monkey King: "Brother, I have the answer to the question I asked you earlier."

At the end, without waiting for Monkey King to answer, he turned his head to look at Tang Seng: "Master, let me tell you a story."

"Oh? What story, tell me."

"One day, the monkey was lying on the tree peeling pine cones. Later, he was tired and sat down on the ground. When he got up, the buttocks were covered with pine resin, and the hairs were glued together. It turned out to be The root of the pine tree was cut several times, and the pine resin that flowed out happened to be sat on by the monkey. The monkey was very annoyed, so he ran to a stone and rubbed it vigorously, rubbing and rubbing..."

"Erased it?" Tang Seng asked.

Hearing the words, Sha Wujing was also aroused, and walked to Chu Zhen's side in a few steps, and found a seat to sit down.

"Later, the pine resin was finally worn away by the monkey, but the hair on the monkey's buttocks was also polished off, and there was a lot of blood, which was very red...so the monkey's buttocks became red like this."