[Journey to the West] Bajie Weight Loss Manual

"Don't knock me out again!" Tang Seng roared in the loudest voice since he was born, smeared all over the place, with a ferocious face and murderous eyes!

With his roar, there was no other sound in the room, and the only thing left in the room was Tang Seng's panting after roaring.

Sha Wujing didn't know that Sun Wukong and Chu Zhen both knocked Tang Seng unconscious.Hearing Tang Seng's words at this time, his body froze suddenly, thinking that it was because he stunned his master just now, so he unconsciously... slapped him suddenly.His complexion also paled significantly, his eyes flicked left and right, and his eyes were not focused, obviously he was starting to feel guilty.

Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong were not much better. Tang Seng was so angry that he was like a giant ant's nest. He was so angry that he could get hairy when he stabbed him, and he attacked absolutely indiscriminately.

At this time, it is safest to honestly make a humbly repentant gesture.

↑The above are the unanimous thoughts of Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong.

And Sha Wujing, after discovering the elder brother and the second elder brother who had become honest in an instant, also imitated the confession of the two elder brothers in a decent manner.

Although he didn't know why his senior brother and second senior brother suddenly became so honest.But subconsciously, he still knew that at this time, following the two senior brothers would make no mistakes.

However----

But someone failed to fulfill the wish of these three apprentices, and Hua Chaolang, who was stuck on his acupoints so that he could not move, after a short moment of stupefaction, said to Sha Wujing in doubt: "Brother Sha, you are not Did you say it was dizzy by 'chopping'?"

Although knocking stun and chopping stun are both stun, in Hua Chaolang's perception, there is still a huge difference between the two. "Knocking" sounds like a stupid thing that kind of people would do, while "splitting" makes people feel clean and neat, not messy, fast, accurate, and ruthless!

"Shut up!" Sha Wujing threw a cold look at Hua Chaolang, and then took a peek at Tang Seng. After seeing Tang Seng's increasingly gloomy face, a big alarm bell sounded in his mind.

"Why are you so fierce! You are always vicious against me!" Hua Chaolang was extremely wronged, "Your master is too stupid, you can't tell the difference between 'splitting stun' and 'knocking stun', do you think your master is not Silly... um... um..."

On the verge of Tang Seng's explosion, Sha Wujing hurriedly covered Hua Chaolang's mouth, preventing her from spraying further.

"Master...ha...haha..." Sha Wujing smiled dryly at Tang Seng, whose face was as dark as Baogong's: "Master...ha...don't care what this monster says, she just has a bad mouth, which makes people laugh." Disgusting!"

"Really..." Tang Seng took a deep breath suddenly, as if trying to calm down his surging emotions, but the series of black lines on his forehead couldn't be covered up.

Sha Wujing dared not answer at this time. Facing Tang Seng who was burning with anger, he could only nod vigorously: "Yes! Yes! Yes! Of course!"

When Tang Seng heard the words, he suddenly smiled ferociously, and the murderous look in his eyes did not diminish: "So it was you who knocked me out just now."

"That... this..." Sha Wujing became stuttering all of a sudden, and faltered for a long time without uttering the reason.

Tang Seng's hands were still on the back of his neck, and his hands were crossed to cover the back of his neck tightly.At this moment, seeing that Sha Wujing had talked for a long time but hadn't mentioned the key points he wanted to know, his mood dropped to a certain point.

He got up from the chair directly with his hands covering the back of his neck, his eyes swept over Chu Zhen, Monkey King and Sha Wujing one by one.

It wasn't until this time that Tang Seng realized that his master was the shortest among the four.

After realizing this, in order to further show his majesty and aura as a master, Tang Seng was only silent for half a second, and then he suddenly turned over and climbed onto the wooden table, trying to educate the three increasingly lawless disciples from a bird's-eye view. His image appears taller.

The wooden table is very strong, and the chair is more delicate and novel in design, and in order to be more beautiful, the four corners under the chair are rounded.This directly led to Tang Seng's unsteady center of gravity and excessive anger when stepping on it with his left foot, his body staggered and almost fell into a somersault.

"Pfft—" Hua Chaolang laughed out loud.

In the next second, Chu Zhenfei flew over with a handkerchief that he pulled out of nowhere and blocked his mouth, making him unable to laugh.

Tang Seng ignored all the noise around him, and stepped on his right foot tenaciously. At the same time, supporting the wooden table with his hand, he raised his foot to step on the wooden table again.

"Master, be careful!" Sha Wujing subconsciously wanted to help Tang Seng out of instinct.

"Shut up!" Tang Seng turned his head and glanced at Sha Wujing, full of aura: "You stand still!"

"Yes!" Sha Wujing's body trembled, and immediately his hands hung down by his sides, his back straightened.

Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong stood a little behind Sha Wujing. They looked at each other and communicated silently with their eyes.

Chu Zhen: Master is really angry now.

Sun Wukong: I can see it.

Chu Zhen: How about telling the old man the truth?

Sun Wukong: No way.

Chu Zhen raised her eyebrows: Why not?

Monkey King glanced at Tang Seng: he would be stunned.

Gas dizzy?This is possible.

Judging from Tang Seng's current state of rioting, if he knew that his first and second apprentices broke the sex ring in his room, and even stunned him out of desire, he would be really pissed off .If it's more serious, maybe it's really just such an old blood choking up and belching on the spot.

Thinking about that scene, it really is better not to tell the truth.

When Chu Zhen and Monkey King looked at each other, Tang Seng had already stood firmly on the wooden table and adjusted his posture.Perhaps it was because of being stunned three times that there was a shadow, Tang Seng once again covered the back of his neck with both hands.

"Speak!" Tang Seng's eyebrows were raised high, his chin was raised slightly, and his face was majestic and erect. He had the demeanor of the patriarch of a big family, and his eyes showed the arrogance of wanting to understand the truth: "Say, Why did you stun me!"

you?

Hearing the words, Sha Wujing glanced back at Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong quietly, and muttered in a very low voice: "It turns out that the senior brother and the second senior brother also stunned the master." While speaking, for some reason, he suddenly had There was a sense of relief.

Chu Zhen gave Sha Wujing a sideways look, muttering such words at this time, isn't it the anger of his old master at home.

"Don't wink at me there!" Tang Seng said, his eyes shot around the three apprentices, and finally locked on Sha Wujing standing in front: "Wujing, you speak first!"

Sha Wujing who was named had no choice but to bite the bullet and stepped forward, and under the bombardment of Tang Seng's eyes, he sincerely told the truth: "Master, I didn't knock you out on purpose, it was just because I was really disheveled as a disciple at that time." , it's indecent. In order not to pollute your eyes, Master, you have no choice but to..."

Sha Wujing didn't say any more, but everyone present understood what he said.

"You stunned me so as not to pollute my eyes?" Tang Seng's tone was slower than before, but his anger did not decrease.

Sha Wujing nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, the sincerity and regret in his eyes moved Tang Seng for a moment.

Sha Wujing seized the opportunity, stepped forward quickly, grabbed Tang Seng's ankle, raised his head and explained cautiously: "Master, I really committed a crime when my brain was blocked because he was too flustered at the time." Wrong thing."

Sha Wujing's appearance and actions are like a large loyal dog, begging his master's forgiveness pitifully.

"Master, don't be angry. It's not worthwhile to be angry. Let me show you your neck and apply medicine?"

As soon as Tang Seng heard what Sha Wujing said, his heart softened immediately. As the third apprentice, he has always been honest and considerate of his master.Although he was stunned this time, the starting point was to think about him again.After thinking this way, Tang Seng's anger faded a lot in an instant.

Tang Seng, after all, is a monk dedicated to the Buddha.In essence, he still has the heart of a bodhisattva shared by eminent monks, with soft ears and a soft heart.

After a long sigh, he finally let go of the hand covering his neck, folded his palms together and said, "Amitabha, Wujing, don't be so reckless in the future. You know, it's me this time, and next time I might not be careful. hurt other people."

"Master, don't worry, I won't do it again."

"Since that's the case, I will give you a chance to correct your mistakes as a teacher. This time, I will forgive you for the time being." Tang Seng's tone eased up again, and his anger was slowly disappearing.

They no longer use 'I' to call themselves, but to 'be a teacher'.

"However," Tang Seng's voice suddenly changed: "Although I have forgiven you this time, the punishment is still necessary. You should take the "Amitabha Sutra", "Infinite Life Sutra", and "Sutra of Infinite Life" in the box now. Find out from the Sutra of Viewing Infinite Life, and copy it ten times before giving it to me."

"Okay, master!" Sha Wujing replied brightly, and his originally apprehensive heart became extremely clear at this moment.

"Go." Tang Seng waved his hand.

With a bright smile on the corner of his mouth, Sha Wujing ran out of the room with ease and joy like the wind, and rushed to Tang Seng's bedroom for the second time.

Only Chu Zhen and Monkey King who were stunned by the twists and turns of the plot were left behind.

Master, it's too easy to forgive Junior Brother Sha!

Besides, Junior Brother Sha didn't even explain why he was disheveled and didn't mention the main point, so he was released after only showing off his cuteness? !

It's unscientific!

As for the ten Buddhist scriptures that Tang Seng asked Sha Wujing to copy as punishment, Chu Zhen did not consider it at all.

"Okay, Wukong, Bajie, it's time for you to tell me..." Tang Seng looked back and forth between Chu Zhen and Monkey King: "Why did you stun me?"

Chu Zhen quietly exchanged glances with Sun Wukong: How to say?

Sun Wukong pursed his lips: Aren't you usually flattering, so just make up one now.

Just make one up?

Chu Zhen's thoughts quickly began to run and diverge...

"What? Can't speak?" Tang Seng snorted coldly, pointed his nostrils at Chu Zhen and Monkey King: "You two, if you can't give a reasonable explanation, the teacher will punish you severely!"

Chu Zhen moved her lips: "We..."

"Wait," after Tang Seng suddenly thought of something, he crossed his hand and made a very domineering gesture for a pause.

"First of all, what are you doing lying on the bed with disheveled clothes? Wukong, why are you pressing on Bajie? And what is the smell in the room?"

A series of three questions were thrown out. Tang Seng put aside the fact that he was knocked out this time, and chose to ask a question that made him more concerned.

Chu Zhen said: "Master, it would be a long story for me to answer these three questions of yours."

"I have plenty of time." Tang Seng put his hands on his shoulders, looking down at Monkey King and Chu Zhen from a high position.The upright facial features are full of righteousness because of the grandeur and magnanimity between his brows, and his fair skin is flushed with anger, which makes him have a different kind of cuteness.

"Okay," Chu Zhen lowered her voice, and began to tell this somewhat long story——

"Master, you know that I was poisoned by that female monster's 'Zui Lixiang', so I was lying on the bed and couldn't move. During the period when you were stunned by the female monster, the big brother came, and he was in the starry sky. , he broke through the window stepping on colorful auspicious clouds, nimble and vigorous, handsome and unruly. However, he has not been handsome for three seconds, very unfortunately, he also fell into the "drunken lixiang" of the scorpion spirit..."

"What happened later?" Tang Seng asked, his tone unexpectedly calm.

"Later, the big brother who was hit by 'Zui Lixiang' completely lost his mind, like a mad lone wolf in the wind, desperately looking for the perfect prey on the green prairie. And I, the one who was caught He found... the most perfect handsome guy."

Tang Seng: "..."

Sun Wukong: "..."

"It's also because the elder brother lost his mind, so after he found you again, he thought that you, the old man, were a saboteur who broke in, so he knocked you out from the air."

When Tang Seng heard this, his complexion became a little strange.He looked at Chu Zhen, then at Monkey King, pursed his lips, and after thinking for a few seconds, he reorganized what Chu Zhen said: "Bajie, you mean that Wukong is drunk. Lixiang 'lost his mind, that's why he was on top of you, and that's why he stunned me?"

"That's it," Chu Zhen nodded, and continued to activate the flickering mode: "The reason why I stunned you, Master, is because I was infected. I was bitten by the senior brother who was poisoned by 'Zui Lixiang', so I also started to lose reason."

In order to emphasize the authenticity of what he said, Chu Zhen pulled his collar a little further, revealing... the strawberries from Sun Wukong at the collarbone.

For a moment, Monkey King only felt tens of thousands of black crows flying past his head, leaving behind a series of sounds of "quack-quack-quack-".

Even if the master has never seen hickey marks, he has seen bite marks!

At this moment, Sun Wukong really wanted to lift Zhu Bajie's collar and say that his junior had spoken to him more than once——

Damn mental retardation!

Fortunately, considering various reasons, Sun Dasheng still held back.

Chu Zhen didn't seem to notice the change in Sun Wukong's expression. He looked at Tang Seng, whose eyes fell on the strawberry mark on his collarbone, and continued to make up his nonsense: "As for the last question you asked about the taste, master, in fact, the taste It is the result of the deterioration of 'Zui Lixiang'."

"Deterioration?" Tang Seng's eyes showed a hint of doubt, and the flush from anger on his face seemed to have completely dissipated.

"Well, there is a mutation."

"Really..." Tang Seng pondered in a low voice, although it was only two short words, his tone seemed to become gentler.

Chu Zhen saw that Tang Seng seemed to be thinking, so he increased his firepower: "What I said is the truth, right, big brother."

"Ah," Sun Wukong uttered a sound from his throat, subconsciously cooperating with Chu Zhen.

In fact, Sun Dasheng has a strong intuition that the current situation is just the calm before the storm.

And it turns out that his intuition is really accurate.

Because in the next second——

Tang Seng, who had already calmed down, roared again: "You two think I'm stupid!"

"What kind of stories are they making up?!!!"

"Is 'Zui Lixiang' so easy to spoil?!!!"

"And the most important thing is—is the bite mark like this?!!!"

The more Tang Seng spoke, the more angry he became, and in the end, his saliva splashed all over the place, and the veins on his forehead burst out.

He pointed at Chu Zhen with one hand and Sun Wukong with the other. Like an angry invincible fire-breathing dragon, he crackled and fired fire at Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong. startled.

"You two! Get out of here!"

"Go stand on the roof for me! Don't come down without my permission! Get out of here now! Immediately! Immediately!"

Tang Seng roared these two times, and the whole room seemed to shake.

So a few seconds later, Chu Zhen and Monkey King appeared upside down on the roof of the Xiliang Nuguo, which was five meters high.

The night in early autumn is a little bit cool, and the stars in the sky are glowing with a little bit of starlight, looming in the silent night.

The moonlight was hazy and faint, as if there was some kind of magical power, which gradually stretched the figures of Chu Zhen and Monkey King from non-intersecting parallels, until they were intertwined together at a certain corner with mottled tree shadows, and finally became a point.

At this moment, although both of them were standing on their heads, the atmosphere seemed unexpectedly harmonious and warm.

"Why did you say that?" Sun Wukong spoke suddenly, breaking the calm first?

"What?" Chu Zhen didn't realize what Sun Wukong was asking for a moment.

"Why make up such a flawed story?"

"What's the matter..." Chu Zhen smiled: "Don't you think it's good now, at least the old master didn't continue to ask."

"By the way," Chu Zhen suddenly thought of a question: "Don't you think the master woke up too quickly this time? After being stunned by me, you, and Junior Brother Sha, he unexpectedly fell asleep in an average of fifteen minutes. Waking up is too unreasonable."

Hearing the words, Sun Wukong twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, and blurted out: "Could it be that we have acted too lightly?"

Chu Zhen: "Don't make trouble."

This time, Monkey King thought about it seriously for a while before he said: "Could it be that he had a nightmare, and some kind of fear in the dream made him wake up immediately?"

"It's possible." Judging from Tang Seng's current strength and physique, even if he and Monkey King didn't use much force, Tang Seng was able to wake up in such a short time, which is indeed something worthy of surprise and consideration.

It's not that Chu Zhen is worrying too much, after all, there must be a reason for any extraordinary thing to happen.The reasons are big or small, related to them, or not related to them.It may really be a mere coincidence, or it may be something else.

Out of a habit, when Chu Zhen can't get answers to these unusual things that don't affect the main line with known conditions, she usually buries them in her heart as a reminder when necessary.

But right now, Chu Zhen didn't think much about why Tang Seng woke up so quickly.

After all, the moon was dim and the cool breeze was blowing gently. On such a night, there was a handsome monkey standing on his head with him, which was something worthy of attention.

"Eldest brother, we have enjoyed the night view of the Xiliang Women's Kingdom this way." Chu Zhen's eyes flashed a look of narrowness, and he added in a playful tone as usual: "It's like a couple who have been in love for a long time. lover."

Chu Zhen would say this purely for his own bad taste, simply to tease Monkey King.He likes to watch Sun Wukong change his face because of his words, whether it is a black line on his face or red ears, he likes to watch it.

Because that is the most real side of Sun Wukong, the most vivid emotion.Instead of the false pretense of being cold and arrogant when they first met.

After Chu Zhen completed this sentence, he thought Sun Wukong would be as shy or angry as before, but he didn't expect Sun Wukong to give a completely different reaction——

Sun Wukong was silent for a few seconds, and uttered a very small voice: "Mmm."

This sound was too soft, more subtle and gentle than whispering in the ears, and it was almost completely covered up by the breeze blowing in the middle of the night.

If it wasn't for Chu Zhen's full attention on Sun Wukong, if it wasn't for his excellent hearing, he might have missed the affirmative answer.

For a moment, a faint joy suddenly rose in Chu Zhen's heart.This kind of joy is like in a snowy winter, he ignored all the unfeasible laws of nature, and finally climbed to an unattainable mountain, and pried away the most touching ice color on the mountain. , and then reached out to touch the icy and hard gap in the glacier, and what responded to him... was an unexpected warmth.

Chu Zhen's joy seems to have infected Monkey King, and a faint, shallow smile appeared on Monkey King's face, which was real and intoxicating.

At this moment, Sun Wukong suddenly felt that this is actually quite good, although he is standing upside down on the roof, but he likes this atmosphere very much.

Quiet, warm, there is a feeling that the soul seems to have found a home.

However, this atmosphere didn't last long. After Chu Zhen said something so casually that the atmosphere was seriously damaged, the conversation between the two changed from warm and harmonious to this—— —

"Eldest brother, can you sing Little Star?"

"will not."

"Then I will teach you."

"Not learn!"

Meanwhile, on the other side——

Somewhere in the palace of Xiliang Women's Kingdom, a white dove flew into a room without a sound, and landed on a pair of white and slender hands.