[Journey to the West] Bajie Weight Loss Manual

At this moment, Sha Wujing happened to come in from the bow of the boat: "Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, what do we want to discuss?" He asked as he walked to the old woman's previous seat and sat down.

Because it was Chu Zhen who wanted to discuss the next itinerary, at this moment, the three pairs of eyes, including Monkey King, were all staring at Chu Zhen.

After thinking about it for a while, Chu Zhen went straight to the point: "When we enter the imperial city, after the postman goes to play the queen, the master will definitely be summoned, and the queen might take a fancy to him suddenly."

Tang Seng was the first to speak, but he scolded softly: "Nonsense!" As if he didn't think it was enough, he added: "Bajie, don't make fun of me as a teacher!"

"Master, what I said is true. After all, Xiliang Women's Country is full of women, and the women have hardly ever seen a man. The queen who lives in the palace hardly sees a man, and the queen has just turned eighteen this year. , it is the age when a woman's heart is full of youth, suddenly she sees you, Master, you are so handsome and handsome, how can it be impossible for her to be tempted?"

Although Chu Zhen's words were meant as a joke, they made sense.After Tang Seng heard this, he was a little embarrassed: "Then what should I do?"

Hearing the words, Chu Zhen met Tang Seng's slightly anxious eyes, opened his mouth and smiled, and uttered three words: "Disguising yourself as a woman!"

"Huh?!" Sha Wujing was surprised this time: "Second senior brother, you really have a soft spot for dressing up as women!"

Chu Zhen asked: "Is there?"

He just wanted to see what his master, an old man, would look like dressed up as a woman, purely to satisfy his own bad taste.

"Yes! In Baoxiang Kingdom, you also said that you were dressed as a woman and dressed as a woman."

Tang Seng shook his head vigorously: "Amitabha, this can't be done! Can't be done! Can't be done!"

I said three times in a row that I can't do it, which shows how much resistance Tang Seng has in his heart.

Sun Wukong gave Chu Zhen a sideways look: "Be serious."

Chu Zhen received Sun Wukong's gaze, coughed lightly, and put on a serious look: "Then act ugly, smear your face black, add some stubble, and of course, sticking a big red spot on your face will definitely have an effect." will be better."

"Second senior brother, that's a good idea," Sha Wujing applauded, clapping his hands, "In this way, when the master meets the queen, the queen will definitely not have any plans to recruit a husband when she sees the master's appearance."

Smear Tang Monk's face, and then add a big black beard, which is completely like a nondescript monk.However, although Tang Seng resisted in his heart, he finally compromised when he thought of what his second apprentice said. After all, it was more than a little bit better than pretending to be a woman.

But smears are smears, when Chu Zhen was about to put a big red birthmark on Tang Seng's right cheek, Tang Seng didn't agree anyway.

Although Master Tang's six roots are quiet and he doesn't care about worldly affairs, he can't bear the thought of sticky things sticking to his face. He has a red birthmark the size of a palm on his face, which really makes him feel a little shy.

In fact, from a certain point of view, except for Sha Wujing among the four masters and apprentices, the other three are more or less concerned about their own appearance, the difference is only the degree of concern.

In just a few minutes, Chu Zhen completely changed Tang Seng's appearance.

The gray and black face replaced the original fair skin, and the black stubble covered his cheeks.

In order to highlight the effect, Chu Zhen even used a charcoal pen to spot two small moles on Tang Seng's nose, one large and one small, and the positions were just aligned.

With this appearance, if Tang Seng was wearing cassocks, it would not be an exaggeration to be misunderstood as a street beggar.

Chu Zhen stroked his chin and looked at Tang Seng carefully. After confirming that everything was perfect, he nodded in satisfaction: "Okay."

Tang Seng hurriedly asked: "Wukong, Wujing, how do you see it now?"

Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing stared at Tang Seng silently for several seconds, until Tang Seng looked at him with a bulge in his heart, and his uneasiness quickly expanded.He touched his cheek and asked hurriedly, "Isn't it strange?"

Sun Wukong looked away, Sha Wujing pursed his lips, met Tang Seng's eyes eager to hear the result, and after a few seconds, he uttered two words: "It's not bad."

"But..." Sha Wujing suddenly paused, and turned to look at Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong: "But don't senior and second senior brothers need to pretend?"

After all, among the four of them, the elder brother and the second elder brother are the most handsome.Especially the second senior brother, his eyes are full of affection. Judging from the eyes of those men on Ruhuanguo Street looking at the second senior brother and Bai Huasu from Baoxiang Country's insistence on marrying the second senior brother, he knows that he must be seductive.

Sha Wujing's words really reminded Tang Seng, "Wujing is right!"

"Bajie, you have a floating temperament. When you enter the imperial city later, you must be careful and behave. Don't indulge your feelings, provoke women, and mess up the teachings of Buddhism."

"Master is right." Chu Zhen nodded in response.

Tang Seng said again: "I see you and Wukong, or you will also change your face..."

Before Tang Seng finished speaking this time, Chu Zhen interrupted:

"Master, as our master, the queen will definitely meet you suddenly. This has nothing to do with the three of us directly. So the elder brother and I don't need to pretend." Speaking of this, Chu Zhen paused and read Glancing at Sun Wukong, he said again: "Brother and I only need to cover a black cloth at most, but you are going to meet the queen, and here you are going to meet the lord of a country. If you also cover a black cloth, it will look like a ..."

Chu Zhen didn't finish the rest of the sentence, but it didn't prevent Tang Seng from understanding.After all, in terms of etiquette, Tang Seng's requirements are sometimes almost harsh, so Tang Seng is born with a keen sense of etiquette.

"In this case, you and Wukong will be covered with a black cloth, but you have to remember what you said just now as a teacher."

"of course."

In terms of narcissism, Chu Zhen is definitely beyond the S level.

After all, it's just a thin layer of black cloth, as long as you don't deliberately make it ugly.

He finally lost weight, he is not handsome enough, how could he intentionally make himself ugly again?

Besides, after making a fool of yourself, how can you still be handsome to pick up a girl?

What's more, in the original book, the queen wanted to recruit Tang Seng as her husband before officially meeting Tang Seng.After she learned about the situation of the four Tang monks from Yicheng, she had the plan to "use the wealth of a country to recruit Yudi as husband".Because in her dream, she dreamed that the golden screen would be colorful and the jade mirror would be bright, which is a good omen.

So Tang Seng only needs to meet the queen in this appearance, and the queen will give up her plan to recruit a husband because of the huge gap between the dream and reality when she sees that Tang Yudi is not the handsome appearance of the dreamer.

Although Journey to the West has gone off track because of him, Chu Zhen is more willing to try than to do nothing.

Except for Sha Wujing, the four masters and apprentices all made some disguises in appearance. Needless to say, Tang Seng changed his appearance completely. Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong also put a black thin cloth on their faces. Expose the eyes and the part above the eyes.

The old woman didn't say much about the four people's attire. Under Chu Zhen's alternative explanation, the old woman just smiled understandingly.

After getting close to the shore, Tang Seng asked Sha Wujing to untie the bag, and took some money to the old woman. The old woman relied on this to earn money to support her children, so naturally she didn't shirk.But after she took the money with a smile, she took out a peace talisman from her bosom and gave it to Chu Zhen.

"This is the peace talisman I embroidered by the old woman. It means eternal peace, health and longevity. I am happy to see you, as kind as my own child. You can accept this safety talisman. It is my kindness to the old woman. "

Chu Zhen also twitched, and thanked him sincerely after receiving the peace talisman.

Just like when he got on the boat, Chu Zhen landed on Monkey King's back like a bullshit plaster.

The four masters and apprentices went ashore, followed the instructions given by the old woman before they left, and walked towards the entrance of Dongguanxiang Street.

However, not long after the four of them walked, they were blocked by women who rushed in quickly.

These women are all in long skirts and short jackets, with beautiful faces, slender bodies, slim figures, and charming.

"Look quickly, four monks!"

"The new race is here! The new race is here!"

"What new species! Those four are men, men of a different gender from women!"

"Why are those two covering their faces?"

"I guess it looks ugly, I'm afraid it will scare others!"

These women gathered together, applauding and smiling coquettishly, their eyes were exactly the same as those of zoo tourists seeing national rare animals.

Chu Zhen had been prepared for a long time, and after seeing more and more people, he was really surprised.

And this surprise, after he heard a woman in front of him, who was obviously the boss, said something in a very disgusting tone, it directly changed from surprise to depression——

"Isn't it rumored that the man is handsome, handsome, and dignified? How can these four look so unsightly? Especially the one in black, with eyes looking left and right, like a weasel , Thieves! It’s a good thing at first glance.”

Unsightly?weasel?Thieves?Not a good thing?

Ay Ya I gi! ! !

Chu Zhen instantly felt the urge to roll up his sleeves and whip the woman's eyes hard!

To say that Young Master Chu is unsightly?Thief eyebrows and mouse eyes like a weasel? ! ! !

Fuck!This is simply unbearable!

Especially when this woman was still fucking right in front of them, and there were a dozen women standing behind them, completely blocking their way.

So it's just a walk, why do you just block their way?What do these mean? Hey!

"Wukong, Bajie, what should we do now?" Tang Seng's face showed worry.If it goes on like this, it will be really difficult for him to take a single step while leading the white dragon horse.

Although Chu Zhen was a little impatient, her tone was still polite: "Female benefactor, please let me go."

"Don't let me!" The woman put her arms around her shoulders, raised her chin slightly, like an inviolable swan, and her posture was extremely arrogant.

"Miss Ben is blocking your way today, what's the matter?"

Only then did Chu Zhen start to seriously look at the woman in front of them blocking their way.

The dress of the woman is slightly different from that of the surrounding women.The woman was dressed in a white dress, with a light blue thin veil of emerald green water draped over her shoulders, her muscles were as firm as fat and her breath was blue.She looks delicate and pretty, with a hollowed-out golden hairpin inserted obliquely into her head, giving her a touch of charming charm.

However, the woman's expression was very arrogant, and her slightly raised Danfeng eyes were filled with disdain and contempt.

At first glance, she looks like the kind of precious girl who is doted on by a rich family, commonly known as———The unruly daughter!

So who said that the women in Xiliang Women's Country are all gentle and reserved?

Brother, come here and I promise not to beat you to death!

Damn it, before they even entered the imperial city, they met such a superb product.

While Chu Zhen was looking at the woman, the woman was also looking at him. It may be because Chu Zhen was wearing a black monk's robe and his face was covered with a layer of black cloth. The woman's eyes showed disgust and contempt, as if she was looking at a dirty man. something the same.

"Miss Ben just won't let me!" She snorted coldly, extremely arrogant: "Ugly people do more tricks!"

Ugliness brings trouble?

ugly? !

Chu Zhen narrowed his eyes dangerously, and walked slowly towards the woman.

"What are you going to do?!" The woman saw Chu Zhen approaching, her eyes flashed with panic, but she remained calm and did not move, maintaining her original posture, but raised her chin even higher.

Chu Zhen walked up to the woman and stood still, with a quiet and gurgling light flowing in her dark eyes, as if separated by a thin, gentle mist, filled with deep charm and elegant favor.

At this moment, the depths of his pupils are full of women's faces, as if he is looking at his most beloved lover, and there is a faint halo of pampering in his eyes.

The woman was dazed by his eyes, and when Chu Zhen leaned closer, she forgot to react.

Chu Zhen pinched her chin lightly, narrowed her eyes slightly, lowered her voice and said slowly, "What do you think I want to do?"

His voice was played very lightly, because it was separated by a thin layer of cloth, which made his voice seem to be filtered, passing through the long black line, making it even more low and magnetic.Like golden quicksand slipping through the palm of the hand little by little, revealing a trace of laziness and casualness, unable to be grasped or touched, only allowed to penetrate into the heart, easily pulling out the throbbing deep in the heart.

The woman seemed to be frozen, letting Chu Zhen pinch her chin, her eyes looked straight at Chu Zhen, all the previous disgust and contempt dissipated, and only intoxication and trance remained in her eyes.

Chu Zhen stroked the woman's fair chin lightly, and after seeing her blushing cheeks, he moved closer.In an instant, the pure masculine aura that belongs only to men soaked into the tip of the woman's nose, making her at a loss for what to do.

"Am I ugly?" Chu Zhen asked in the woman's ear.

While speaking, the warm breath exhaled was smudged through a thin layer of black cloth, and permeated into the woman's ear sockets, disrupting her thoughts.

"Not ugly." Rather than an answer, it was an unconscious murmur.

After all, she is a woman, no matter how unruly she is, she is still a woman, a young girl who has never seen a man.

How could a young boy who had never seen a man escape Chu Zhen's full-strength attack?

At this moment, the woman has completely indulged in the invisible hypocrisy and gentleness, bit by bit she has entered into the net that Chu Zhen deliberately threw out, like a marionette, at the mercy of Chu Zhen.

"You're blocking my way, get out of the way, okay?" It was an understatement, but there was endless temptation in Chu Zhen's eyes like ink.

"it is good……"

Hearing this, Chu Zhen raised the corners of his eyes slightly, tapped the woman's forehead, and said in a low voice, "You're so good."

After the woman turned sideways to clear the way, he turned his head and shouted at Sha Wujing and Tang Seng who were stunned, as well as the pale-faced Monkey King: "Follow."

Finally, he raised his foot and walked forward.

As he walked forward, the other women who were originally standing behind the woman in white also consciously leaned to the two sides at this time, and took the initiative to make way for Chu Zhen.

And the expressions on these women's faces are also different, some of them are surprised, some are disdainful, some are puzzled, but more of them are shyness and love.

This should be his correct way of watching ╮(￣▽￣)╭

With a smile in his eyes, Chu Zhen enjoyed the attention of these women, and opened up an unimpeded road for the trio behind him and a white dragon horse!

Sun Wukong glanced around, and saw many women staring at Chu Zhen's back, their pretty faces were shy, and their faces were pink. Suddenly, the air-conditioning was fully turned on, and the cold women unconsciously took a few steps back.

With Zhu Bajie's virtue, it really should cover his face completely!