[Journey to the West] Bajie Weight Loss Manual

Monkey King was startled, before he had time to think, his body reacted faster than his brain.

After he recovered quickly, he realized that he had already jumped into the room.

After a pause of about 0.0001 second, Sun Wukong coughed lightly, with a tense handsome face, and said in a bad tone: "What are you two doing?"

The moment the words fell, he suddenly felt that there was something wrong with this sentence and the current scene, but after thinking about it carefully, he didn't know what was wrong.

Lang Yao's posture remained unchanged, he only turned his head to look at Monkey King, a gleam of light flowed from his brown scissored pupils, a bit arrogant and provocative, the corners of his mouth moved slightly, and he deliberately smiled ambiguously, with a soft and long tone: "We What are you doing, can't you...can't you see?"

Sun Wukong's complexion sank, and the pupils that were originally pale gold had all turned into black like ink at this moment, and the deep gurgling was like a deep and rapid whirlpool.

He glanced at Lang Yao without any emotion, and with a movement of his hand, the golden cudgel, which was originally as small as a silver needle, instantly became more than one meter long, and moved towards Lang Yao at a very fast speed. Insert one hand.

"Bah!" With a sound, the golden cudgel pierced through the wooden table in an instant, and the lower end firmly touched the ground.

Lang Yao looked at his hand that was intact because it was harvested in time, and looked at the wooden table pierced by the golden cudgel with regret, and then stretched out his hand to poke at the wooden table very lightly.

The moment his fingers touched the edge of the wooden table, the complete wooden table that was inserted by the golden cudgel suddenly shattered into pieces of extremely neat small wooden boards!

"I'm scared——"

After a burst of moderate noise, all the small wooden boards fell to the ground, while the golden cudgel that shattered the wooden table remained in its original shape, standing firmly on the ground.

Lang Yao looked at the small pieces of wood that were broken all over the ground, shook his head, and sighed softly: "It's so cruel..."

This wooden table is still a special thickened version that he specially used spells to match this room. He didn't expect that it would be directly dismembered by Monkey King without mercy.

Sure enough, people who are jealous are completely irrational, and they don't have the consciousness not to destroy other people's things ╮(￣▽￣)╭ Also, the ruthlessness of Monkey King just now, if it wasn't for his quick hands, I'm afraid This hand is almost as useless as this wooden table.

What a terrifying strength...

While Lang Yao sighed, Monkey King had already bypassed him and walked to the other side of Chu Zhen.

Sun Wukong patted Lang Yao's hand on Chu Zhen's shoulder away, and then forcibly twisted Chu Zhen's body around without being gentle at all, his micro-movements revealed a bit of strength that could not be refused.

His eyes were tightly locked on Chu Zhen's, as if Chu Zhen had made some unforgivable mistake, and he said a few words very solemnly: "Zhu Bajie, you are playing with fire."

"Pfft——" Facing Sun Wukong's serious eyes, Chu Zhen laughed unkindly.

Obviously this is an extremely serious opening for Monkey King, but Chu Zhen inexplicably thought of the scene of the hen desperately guarding the slip and guarding the chick.

And what about playing with fire, it sounds strange no matter how you hear it from Monkey King, especially when Chu Zhen replaced the three characters Zhu Bajie with two other characters.

It has completely become the classic line that is popular in all the major Mary Su novels——

Woman, you are playing with fire...!

oh!Sure enough, compared to "Su", Sun Wukong recognized the number one, absolutely no one can be the second.Sun Wukong is definitely the best invisible Tom Su, and he has the aura of domineering president.

If it wasn't for the situation being inappropriate, Chu Zhen would have said this: Brother, you actually need a lighter to play with fire.

In fact, not only Chu Zhen, but even Lang Yao, who chose to be a spectator who calmly watched the show, looked like he couldn't help laughing at the moment, and felt extremely happy.

This is also the reason why he came to the scene just now after he found out that Monkey King was trying to eavesdrop.Who told Sun Wukong to take advantage of his distraction before and wound him, which caused him to have an early attack and return to his original shape, and even "made a fool of himself" in front of Amu, which made Amu worry.

From a certain point of view, Lang Yao, who devoured the time traveler, is also an extremely vile master who does not suffer any disadvantages, which is very similar to Chu Zhen.

It’s no wonder that two people with the same vicious taste meet and can talk, after all, they are both talented factions with outstanding acting skills ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Probably having discovered the deep meaning in the eyes of Chu Zhen and Lang Yao, Monkey King raised his eyebrows and said coldly, "What are you laughing at?"

Chu Zhen stood up, patted Monkey King on the shoulder, then pointed to the top of the room, and said earnestly, "Brother, next time you eavesdrop, you can try to go to the roof."

Sun Wukong heard the words, and after two seconds of silence, he looked towards the window as if he had realized something. After realizing that the shadow shape of the wooden stairs outside the window could be seen from the room, he paused for a moment, and then seemed to have nothing. It happened as usual, his expression remained unchanged, and there was no embarrassment or embarrassment at all when he was discovered by peeping.

Seeing this, Chu Zhen let out a rather surprised "Huh".

When did Monkey King become thick-skinned?

About two seconds later, Sun Wukong seemed to have figured out something, the cold look between his brows disappeared, and then he suddenly smiled very shallowly.

At first glance, it really feels a bit like spring flowers blooming.

Obviously the script is not like this qwq

Now Chu Zhen was even more surprised, and turned to Monkey King, wanting to see what happened up close.

Sun Wukong met Shang Chuzhen's probing gaze, and asked unhurriedly, "Have you finished talking?"

Chu Zhen glanced at Lang Yao, then nodded, "It's over."

"Let's go when you're done talking," Sun Wukong said, grabbing Chu Zhen's wrist and dragging it out, explaining as he dragged: "Now it's half past Mao, and there's still half an hour before the sky, let's call the master." Wake up, pack up and continue on the road.”

Chu Zhen didn't break free, and let Monkey King pull him out of the room, and then walked towards the direction where Tang Seng and Sha Wujing were.

Not long after walking, Monkey King let go of Chu Zhen, and the two walked down the aisle one after the other.The inn that had been cleared by Amu Guhan was quiet at the moment, as if only the footsteps of Chu Zhen and Monkey King remained.

But this silence did not last long between the two.

Because after Sun Wukong realized that he had missed some important information because he was looking for Guanyin, he couldn't help but turn around and ask Chu Zhen who was half a step behind: "What happened when I was looking for Guanyin?"

"It's nothing, you know most of it, it's about Amu Guhan's life experience and some grievances between Amu Guhan Langyao and Gu Qingge."

"That's not what I'm asking, I'm asking about you and that wolf demon. Why does he suddenly want to talk to you alone?" Sun Wukong asked in a calm tone with the airs he should have as a big brother.

"Didn't you hear it all? Lang Yao and I are interested in each other." Chu Zhen smiled, quickened his pace and walked side by side with Monkey King, and asked jokingly: "Brother, this is my personal matter after all, what are you doing?" Why bother so much?"

"Master is sleeping and doesn't know anything. As a senior brother at this time, of course I should take care of my junior brother. Don't forget that you are a monk and you still have business to do." Monkey King looked at Chu Zhen with a smile. Some narrow eyes, the corners of the mouth slightly hooked, also pulled out a smile.

"Along the way, in order to make you more aware of your situation, I will help the master to always pay attention to your behavior and words. But if you have any movements and intentions to provoke mortals or monsters, I will ruthlessly kill them in my hands !"

After Monkey King finished speaking, it seemed that to strengthen his tone, he even stretched out a hand and grabbed it vigorously in the air.This look, coupled with these words, is almost comparable to the look of those parents when they go to catch their children who sneaked into the Internet cafe to surf the Internet.

But those parents are here to catch children who are addicted to the Internet, and Sun Wukong is purely to prevent juniors who are promiscuous!

It can be said to be heartbroken!

Chu Zhen was stunned by Sun Wukong's appearance, and he was stunned for several seconds before he realized it.

"Eldest brother, you have changed," Chu Zhen's expression suddenly became serious: "You have changed, you are no longer the you I know..."

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, folded his hands on his shoulders, and said with great interest: "What? You are only allowed to change, but I am not allowed to change?"

At the same time as Monkey King's words fell, Chu Zhen's body was slightly stunned. When he found out that what Monkey King said had no other meaning, and he just followed his words to make fun of him, he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

After all, no matter what made him Zhu Bajie, he did not tell Monkey King his true identity, which is a kind of deception.

Although in the past he had to disguise himself in order to perform certain special tasks, and use another fabricated false identity to contact the characters.But at that time, he only regarded it as a character, without personal emotions, so he didn't feel guilty.

But now, he is completely using someone else's body and enjoying everything about him.

Tang Seng, Sha Wujing, and Sun Wukong.These are all part of the original Zhu Bajie, and have nothing to do with him, Chu Zhen.

So Rao is as thick-skinned as Chu Zhen, and at this moment he suddenly heard what Sun Wukong said had changed, and he felt somewhat guilty.

However, this kind of guilt was only for a moment, and Chu Zhen quickly adjusted. When Sun Wukong was about to ask him because he noticed that he had stagnated for a moment, he raised his usual smirk, and took the lead in saying: "Daddy!" Senior brother, you can change whatever you want, you can change as you like with 72 changes, and no one will stop you from turning into a handsome monkey with golden hair."

"Is the golden retriever really handsome?" Sun Wukong asked with a strange look on his face.

The image of Monkey King in the 86 edition of Journey to the West appeared in Chu Zhen's mind, and he replied absolutely honestly: "It's very handsome."

After hearing this, Monkey King moved his lips, trying to say something, but finally swallowed it back, but his expression became even more strange.

When Chu Zhen saw this, his curiosity was aroused at once, and a gleam of light flashed in his dark eyes, and he said with great interest: "Brother, let me see you change back to your original form."

Although he has all the memories of Zhu Bajie, but in this memory, there is no monkey form of Monkey King.

He was really curious about what Monkey King's monkey form looked like.

There are more than 100 kinds of monkeys in the world. Sun Wukong is a stone monkey. I wonder if he looks more like a golden monkey?Or a six-eared macaque?Or maybe a baboon?

Chu Zhen quickly imagined Monkey King's various monkey forms in his mind. Seeing that Monkey King didn't respond, he just continued to move forward, so he said again patiently: "Brother, let me see you change back to your original form."

"..." Sun Wukong still didn't respond.

Chu Zhen: "(д)!"

Seeing that he had reached the door of the room where Tang Seng and Sha Wujing were, Chu Zhen said again without giving up: "Elder brother, don't be shy, change back to your original form and let me worship your heroic appearance."

Chu Zhen's tone was not bad, but her heart was about to roar——

Fuck this is catching up with important things and say it three times!If Sun Wukong doesn't give a response, it will be meaningless.

Fortunately, Monkey King responded this time. He paused with his hand on the doorknob, tilted his head slightly, looked Chu Zhen up and down with his eyes, and then asked, "Do you really want to see me change back to my original form?" ?”

Chu Zhen nodded, and complimented without shame at all: "Brother, you must be so handsome when you change back to your original form."

Sun Wukong was overjoyed, put down his hand holding the doorknob, turned his body sideways, and faced Chu Zhen directly, the corners of his mouth slightly hooked, and raised a slight smile: "Let me see you change your original shape first, and I will show you the change. "

"Okay." Chu Zhen agreed very simply.

Anyway, pigs are all the same in the world, and there are not as many types of monkeys.And although his body is a fragrant pig, the fragrant pig is also a pig, that is, it is one size smaller than ordinary domestic pigs, and everything else is the same.

So in such a comparison, he is not at a disadvantage.

Probably because he didn't expect Chu Zhen to agree so simply, Sun Wukong paused for a moment, and then he thought of something else, a quiet gurgling light suddenly appeared in his eyes, and his clear eyes were like a ray of light, which was really beautiful.

He put his face close to Chu Zhen, put his lips next to Chu Zhen's ear, and slowly uttered a sentence in a cool and slightly magnetic voice: "Since you want to see it so much, I will let you slow down when you have time next time." Take it easy."