[Journey to the West] Bajie Weight Loss Manual

In the early morning, the sun shines in from the wooden carved window, and the thin halo diffuses bit by bit, carrying the warmth and warmth of summer, all the way to the bedside.

Chu Zhen opened his eyes suddenly, and heaved a sigh of relief after seeing the exquisitely carved bedposts.Fortunately, it was just a dream.

Sitting up from the bed unhurriedly, Chu Zhen saw the neatly dressed clothes on her body, and her thoughts began to turn back to before she fell into a coma...

He remembered that he passed out immediately after seeing a large fish bubbling happily at his feet.If he remembered correctly, he should not have any clothes on at that time, only a pair of underpants left on his body.At that time, besides him, only Sun Wukong was present. So, he, the big brother, helped him wear the clothes?

It must have taken a lot of time, Chu Zhen thought badly.After all, his body weighs about three hundred kilograms, and he found it troublesome to wear it by himself, not to mention that he was in a coma at that time.With Sun Wukong's body, it must have taken a lot of effort to dress him.

Chu Zhen immediately imagined the tangled image of Sun Wukong rolling up his sleeves and thinking about how to dress him, and his mood, which was a little irritable due to nightmares, instantly eased a lot.

You must know that in the nightmare he had just now, the main character who severely wounded his heart was his elder brother.

It could have been a sweet dream...

In the dream, he was wearing a pair of sunglasses, lying lazily on the beach enjoying the double baptism of the sun and the ocean.The sexy beauties in red bikinis were laughing and playing beside him, and the girl who admired him thoughtfully presented him with champagne.

Isn't this the plain and happy life he's been pursuing all along... He's in shock.However, at this moment, a strong wind suddenly blew by the beach, the sun was suddenly covered by dark clouds, and the sexy bikini beauties and his beloved girl all disappeared.

Immediately afterwards, he suddenly heard a clear female voice——

"Husband~"

He looked for the sound and saw a beautiful woman with blond hair waving to him on the sea not far away.The woman only exposed her upper body, and her beautiful golden curly hair was soaked in the water, sparkling.

Fair skin, proud twin peaks, and a delicate face that looks a little blurry because of the distance.

"Husband~"

The woman yelled at him again, and then slowly swam towards this side.

After the woman swam close, he realized that the woman's face was exactly the same as that monkey named Sun Wukong!

With a cry, he was instantly hit by an arrow in the knee, his body was quicker than he could think, and he turned around and fled back.

"Husband, wait for me~"

He staggered and looked back, only to see a woman with the appearance of Monkey King jumping up from the sea suddenly, and the lower body that had been hidden under the water revealed its true form!

It was a fish tail more than one meter long, and the golden scales shone with dazzling light.

fishtail!fish! ! ! !

He trembled all over with fright, and his heart trembled.Finally, when the fish tail was about to touch him, I couldn't help... fainted!The moment he fell, he had only one thought, monkey, dirt!

The above is the whole process of his dream. His elder brother—the great sage Monkey King who is causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace, occupies the whole of his nightmare with absolute weight and force.

Judging from the weather outside, it should have been more than ten hours since he fainted, that is to say, he slept directly from last night until the next morning.

The Lishan old mother and the three bodhisattvas should not have made things difficult for Tang Seng and Sha Wujing. After all, in the perception of these Buddhas and immortals, only Zhu Bajie among the four masters and apprentices has a weak Zen mind.

This test initiated by Buddha unilaterally may only be aimed at Zhu Bajie from the beginning to the end.

It's time for him to play the leading role.

Sure enough, when he came to the living room, he found that the old mother of Lishan, the three Bodhisattvas, Tang Seng, Sha Wujing and Monkey King were all there. Judging by the situation, they were obviously waiting for him.

After seeing Chu Zhen, Tang Seng sighed helplessly.Sitting under him, Sha Wujing said, "Second Senior Brother, you are awake."

Chu Zhen nodded, looked around the hall, and finally stopped on Monkey King.

Monkey King stood behind Tang Seng, with his arms around his shoulders and his back leaning against the pillar of the house. It was obviously a very casual posture, but there was an indescribable coolness and coolness, which was very pleasing to the eye.

At this moment, Chu Zhen couldn't help thinking of Monkey King in his dream.Thinking of the fish tail that was more than one meter long, his eyes moved to the position below Sun Wukong's waist, and his gaze shot back and forth on Monkey King's lower body like X-rays.

Sun Wukong's face darkened, he cast a cold stare, then tilted his head, not seeing clearly.

Chu Zhen raised his eyebrows, Sun Wukong's actions looked a bit like those girls he had molested with words before.Those who didn't know thought that Chu Zhen had bullied him or something.

Could it be that after he passed out last night, something interesting happened?

If that's the case, he should ask Sun Wukong a good question, and he will definitely comfort his heart that was tortured by seeing the fish.

What Chu Zhen was thinking at this time, Sun Wukong didn't know.If Sun Dasheng knew that he was being described as a little daughter-in-law, he would definitely maximize the Ruyi golden cudgel, and then hit his junior brother's pig's head with a stick.Of course, this is only what Sun Dasheng thought of in the early days. Later, Sun Dasheng, who grew up at an astonishing speed, knew the pissing nature of his junior brother. , Then throw it lightly with your hand, throw it into the fish tank and soak it.

But these are all things for later...

Right now, Li Shan's old mother was saying to Chu Zhen: "You also took a bath, and slept very comfortably until dawn. I won't beat around the bush anymore. What do you think about this matter of recruiting a husband?" Will you marry my daughter?"

Chu Zhen didn't answer, but walked towards the woman dressed as three Bodhisattvas.Seeing this, Li Shan's old mother pursed her lips and said with a smile: "I have three daughters, you just choose the one you like the most."

Chu Zhen rubbed his chin, looked up and down the three women for a while, then turned to Li Shan's old mother and said, "Female benefactor, when I came here yesterday, it was already late, and I don't care about your three daughters." It’s true. Now that I look carefully, I find that none of them are my favorite models.”

Li Shan's old mother's face changed, and Chu Zhen was obviously playing a rogue in her eyes: "What do you mean!"

Chu Zhen raised his eyelids, "It's just that I don't see any of them right."

In fact, he originally planned to have fun with Li Shan's old mother, but after what happened last night, he is not in the mood now.After all, he took a good bath, who would have thought that fish would suddenly appear?

In the modern age, those bastard friends of his didn't know that young master Chu Zhen listed fish as his number one enemy.Even if he only saw it from a distance, Young Master Chu's expression was as if he had encountered a special enemy, and he wished he could pick up the machine gun and shoot.Therefore, wherever Chu Dashao is present, all kinds of fish must be avoided within a radius of 100 meters.

As a result, not only did he meet the fish last night, after he fell into a coma, he even dreamed of the monkey fish in the form of Monkey King.

Thinking of the black fish last night, Chu Zhen felt panicked, as if a mouthful of old blood was stuck in his throat, it was very congested.So now I don't have the amused heart when I talked to Lishan's old mother before.

Anyway, the purpose of taking a bath has been achieved, so it's meaningless to continue to waste it, and now he just wants to get this matter over as soon as possible.

Pointing to the girl pretended by Guanyin Bodhisattva, Chu Zhen said without hesitation: "Your eldest daughter is really real, she is too mature, I like younger ones." Then she pointed to the girl dressed by Puxian Bodhisattva: "The second daughter loves love, but her eyes are not big enough."

"As for your third daughter Lian Lian..." Chu Zhen pointed to Manjusri Bodhisattva dressed as a woman, paused, thought of the other party's true identity and the way she spoke in a coquettish voice, and said, "The Empress Dowager Cavity."

"You really don't know what to do, kid!" Li Shan's old mother threw her fan on the ground and said sharply, "My three daughters are all beautiful and beautiful, how could they all change in your mouth! You are simply nonsense!"

Hearing this, Chu Zhen couldn't help but roll her eyes.

In fact, what he said was euphemistic enough.If it weren't for the consideration that these few were also Buddha immortals in the sky, according to his previous habits, if someone tried to test him with beautiful women, he would just run the train with his mouth full.

The buttocks are too small to be fertile, the breasts are not big enough to touch and they are not as good as steamed buns, etc., it is absolutely casual.

What, you said he was vulgar?No, Chu Zhen, young master Chu, can become serious and artistic the next second he is playing hooligans.Xiao Qingqing switches freely, which is quite confusing. People who don't know it may think that they have met a beautiful young man with a melancholy temperament.

Sha Wujing strode up to Chu Zhen, and said with a hint of relief in his voice, "Second Senior Brother, so you won't marry them!"

"I never said it from the beginning to the end." Chu Zhen patted Sha Wujing on the shoulder: "Aren't I your second senior brother? Anyway, I want to go to learn scriptures together."

After Tang Seng heard what Chu Zhen said, the big stone in his heart also fell.He stood up and bowed to Lishan's old mother: "Amitabha, benefactor, you prevented me from getting involved in this matter earlier, and now Bajie himself doesn't want to marry a wife, I hope benefactor can let it go."

The old mother of Lishan exchanged glances with the three bodhisattvas, and after thinking for a while, she turned her gaze to Chu Zhen, and asked coldly, "You really don't want to marry my daughter? Do you know that if you marry my daughter, all the wealth of this family will be lost?" It will all be yours, are you sure you want to give up?"

Although Chu Zhen didn't answer, the carelessness in his eyes was enough to explain everything.Seeing his nonchalant attitude, Li Shan's old mother sighed lightly: "That's all, all of you, let's go."