[Journey to the West] Bajie Weight Loss Manual

"I live in a room with Brother Monkey?" / "I live in a room with Ba Jie?"

Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong spoke at the same time, with a trace of disgust in their tone, the only difference is probably that one is mostly novelty, and the other is mostly surprised.

After realizing that they had asked the same question, the two looked at each other at the same time, and after looking at each other, they coincidentally said at the same time: "From your tone, it seems that you really don't want to live in the same room with me?"

At the same time as the words fell, the two of them didn't know what they thought of, and they suddenly fell silent. After two seconds, they turned to Tang Seng in unison: "Master, are you sure you didn't make a mistake?" This time they spoke in unison again.

Seeing this, Sha Wujing couldn't help sighing: "Eldest senior brother, second senior brother, you guys have a tacit understanding!"

Tang Seng looked at Monkey King, then at Chu Zhen, with a smile on his lips, and gentle and gratified eyes: "The two of you can have such a tacit understanding, I am very happy as a teacher, and I have my own part for this arrangement. Think about it."

"Oh?" Chu Zhen asked, "Master, what do you think?"

Tang Seng heard the words, thought for a few seconds, and then slowly expressed his thoughts: "Bajie, you and Wukong are both stubborn, and it is not an exaggeration to say that you are too playful. I let you sleep in the same room as a teacher. , but also to allow the two of you to get along more, so that you can get along with each other."

"Take care of each other..." Sha Wujing muttered in a low voice, "Why do I think something will happen..."

He said this very quietly, except for Tang Seng, Chu Zhen and Monkey King could hear clearly.

"Okay, that's it." Tang Seng pushed open the door of the room closest to him among the two rooms: "Wujing, you sleep here with your teacher, Bajie and Wukong, you two sleep on the right side." between."

As soon as Tang Seng finished speaking, the waiter Xiaojiu came over with some vegetarian dishes, followed by two other shop managers Er who were carrying vegetarian dishes.Compared with Xiaojiu, the clothes of the waiters in these two shops are much more plain. They are younger and look ordinary.

"Four elders, this is the vegetarian meal our boss specially prepared for you." Xiao Jiu approached and asked with a smile: "Four elders, which room do you plan to eat in?"

Tang Seng turned his body slightly, and pointed to the room where the door was just opened: "This is the only room, please benefactor."

"Elder Tang doesn't need to be so ignorant."

After Xiaojiu and the two store waiters put the food on the wooden table one by one, Tang Seng performed a Buddhist ceremony and thanked the three of them, and then closed the door after watching the three of them leave.

As a disciple of Buddhism, Tang Seng attaches great importance to etiquette.Aside from his sometimes too pedantic and inflexible temperament, his appearance is also very upright and attractive.Although it is not as stunning as Chu Zhen or Monkey King, but Tang Seng is easy to make people feel close, and his gestures also reveal the uniqueness of the pious disciples of Buddhism. A little bit Xiaoxiao Susu, a little bit natural.

The four masters and apprentices sat at the four directions of the wooden table. Sha Wujing looked at the brightly colored and various delicious vegetarian dishes on the table, and thought of what his second senior brother said before entering the inn, so he whispered Asked: "Eldest brother, you have piercing eyes, can you see if there is any problem with this vegetarian?"

"Question?!" Before Monkey King could answer, Tang Seng was startled and said inexplicably, "The owner of this inn is honest and kind, and he is warm-hearted. Yuan. And I don’t see anything strange about this inn, so there shouldn’t be any problem with the food.”

Sha Wujing looked at Sun Wukong and Chu Zhen who were silent, and saw that neither of the two senior brothers had any intention of telling the master about the weirdness of the inn. He thought that the two senior brothers had their own reasons for coming, so he couldn't point it out. .After thinking for a few seconds, he had no choice but to avoid the seriousness and said lightly: "Master, people in this world often say that you should not have the heart to harm others, and you must have the heart to guard against others!"

In fact, apart from Sha Wujing's unconscious and natural blackness at times, most of the time he still has a general sense of propriety.

Among the four masters and apprentices, the compassionate existence of Tang Seng, the mortal body, is the most "stupid, white and sweet"—————

"Wujing, we must not judge the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain!"

"Drugs are added to the food." Sun Wukong said at the right time.

"People's hearts are often scarier than monsters." Chu Zhen added casually after Monkey King, and then picked up wooden chopsticks to choose from a plate of green vegetables, and did not forget to tease Tang Seng while choosing——

"Master, you have such a crush on the owner of the inn and the shop's little girl, what if they send you to the brothel in a daze, and then come out with a whole uniform and make you pick up customers in this monk uniform? ? Here is a man's country again, and the folk customs are very open, some men are just like you, and they like to pursue this kind of taboo stimulation that makes abstinent monks break their lust!"

Chu Zhenyue said more and more vigorously, completely ignoring Tang Seng's gradually hot and flushed face, "And maybe I will meet some top-notch ones at that time, so I like to press the monk under him and do my best, while listening to the monk reading The intermittent panting of the Buddhist scriptures..."

Chu Zhen used to be a military ruffian, he would abide by the precepts that a soldier should have, he is rigorous and tough, but he also has all the hooliganism unique to ruffians.He didn't take a nap when he was talking about dirty jokes, and once he was talking about it, he would never give others any chance to intervene and interrupt.

If these words of his were seen by a group of modern men, he would be regarded as a little scum at best.But put it here, it is undoubtedly a heavyweight language impact, after all, it is ancient, and the mind is not very open.Leaving aside Tang Seng who was directly teased by Chu Zhen with words, even Sha Wujing was blushing.However, he, the second senior brother, was talking vigorously, and he wanted the second senior brother to stop, but he was powerless.

Sun Wukong had a way to make Chu Zhen stop, but for some unknown reason, he had no intention of stopping Chu Zhen from continuing.

So, Tang Seng had no choice but to stare at Chu Zhen with his eyes wide open, holding back his livid and obviously flushed face.

So much so that when Chu Zhen finally finished speaking, the air seemed to fall into a strange silence because he finished too quickly————

Ten seconds later, Tang Seng quickly came back to his senses, with both shame and anger on his face, from blue to white to red, the expression changes like a palette, so exciting!

"You you you you!!!" He pointed at Chu Zhen and said 'you' several times in succession, but the words seemed to be stuck in his throat, and he almost lost his tongue. There was nothing but 'you' When he choked out other words, he was obviously very angry at what Chu Zhen said just now.

Chu Zhen was completely unaffected, and pushed the teacup closer to Tang Seng very naturally: "This tea is fine, master, take a sip, and let's take a breath first."

Tang Seng picked up the teacup with one hand, raised his head and took a big gulp. After he calmed down, he put the teacup on the wooden table with a 'dong' sound, so much force that the remaining tea in the cup splashed out.

"Bajie, what are you talking about! It's simply obscene!" Tang Seng raised his voice and spit all over the place, and his anger didn't decrease in the slightest because of the tea.

The reason is because of him, Chu Zhen faced Tang Seng's rising anger, but he had an attitude of neither pestilence nor anger, which made Tang Seng, the master, feel like hitting the cotton pillow with a hard fist.

A sense of powerlessness arises spontaneously.

It is also a troublesome thing for the apprentice to be too casual!

In the end, Tang Seng sighed helplessly: "You said why didn't Master Guanyin put a magic spell on you, an evil disciple!"

Because there was only one magic spell, it was returned to Monkey King, although it had no effect on the monkey.Chu Zhen replied silently in her heart.

"Master, now is not the time to talk about the second senior brother," Sha Wujing said, pointing to a table of dishes: "There is a drug in this meal, presumably the person who gave the drug wanted us to fall asleep and then take the opportunity to do something, Senior brother and second senior brother, what are we going to do now? What should we do with these dishes?"

"Follow the plan." Sun Wukong replied.

Chu Zhen glanced at the dishes on the table: "As for these, just throw them away."

"Dump it? Where is it?" Sha Wujing looked around the room, except for a trash bin, there was no other tool that could hold these dishes.

If the vegetables are directly dumped into the garbage bin, what is the plan?

Seeing Sha Wujing's doubts, Chu Zhen smiled and said: "You don't have to worry about it, there is a way." After he finished speaking, he raised his eyes and winked at Monkey King who was sitting opposite him: "Brother Monkey~"

"Well," Sun Wukong nodded slightly, then moved his hand, more than half of the food on the table went into the garbage bin, and then he performed a small magic trick similar to blinding the eyes, making the garbage bin look like nothing. It's not the same.

Chu Zhen looked at Sha Wujing: "Look, this will be fine."

In Journey to the West, a mythical world where monsters and Buddhas coexist, you don’t need to use magic to solve some problems. It’s simply a pity for the setting of this world ╮(￣▽￣)╭Sha Wujing looked at the plate that basically only left residue , and looked at Tang Seng, who was obviously a little confused about their conversation and actions just now, and said with a bit of regret and worry: "But the food has been poured out, will the master be hungry this night? "

Hearing the words, Chu Zhen smiled again: "You don't have to worry about that." At the same time as the words fell, he raised his right hand, controlled the force, and hit Tang Seng directly on the back of the neck. faint.

Sha Wujing was shocked immediately, and asked in disbelief, "Second Senior Brother, why are you doing this?"

Chu Zhen half-jokingly said: "I let the master and the old man sleep until dawn, so there will be no problem of hunger at all."

Sha Wujing frowned: "Is this okay?"

Chu Zhen smiled without saying a word, and finally Sun Wukong said the main and most direct reason why he knocked out Tang Seng: "Master is awake, so it is easy to reveal his secrets."

To put it more clearly, Tang Seng's mind is pure and not fancy, and he can't lie, even if he is lying, he can be easily seen through.

It has to be said that Monkey King and Chu Zhen sometimes have a tacit understanding that they want to be.There are some things that don't need to be said clearly, just a look, and they can understand each other eight or nine times.

Sha Wujing carried Tang Seng onto the bed, picked up the quilt beside him and covered Tang Seng, then turned around and asked, "Do I need to pretend to be dizzy?"

"No need," Sun Wukong said after thinking for a few seconds, "There should be a transitional period for the drug in the meal to take effect. The person who gave the drug should act after midnight. The waiter from the shop will come to clean up the table later. You just pretend that you don’t know anything, if he asks about the master, you just say that the master is tired from the journey, so he is very tired, and he went to bed early after eating the vegetarian meal.”

"Eldest senior brother, second senior brother, are you two planning to go to the next room?" Sha Wujing asked.

Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong looked at each other, nodded, and said, "Let's go there first. In this case, when the shop assistant Xiaojiu comes, he will only see you and the master. No matter whether he is directly involved in the drugging or not, it's very easy." He may be the middle man... After finding out that you and the master are living in the same room, he may tell the behind-the-scenes of this moment, and the original plan of the behind-the-scenes may be a little earlier, because in comparison , it is easier for you and the master to attack, so they will most likely find an entry point from you..."

"So you just need to maintain a normal state, and don't let the visitors see the clues." Sun Wukong took Chu Zhen's words.

"Don't worry, senior brother and I will keep an eye on your situation." Chu Zhen's words undoubtedly gave Sha Wujing a strong reassurance.

"Okay, that's enough to say, let's go first." Chu Zhen stood up from the stool, walked out of the door, and then walked towards the next room.

After Chu Zhen entered, the first thing she saw was the narrow bed, which was about the same size as a modern steel wire bed.

The corner of Chu Zhen's mouth twitched immediately, and after quickly managing his expression, he looked very seriously at Monkey King who followed him in: "Brother, this bed is even smaller than the bed in the master's room." Speaking of Now, after a pause, he said again: "Then here comes the question, which of the two of us will sleep on the bed? Who will sleep on the floor?"

"I'm senior brother, sleep on the bed." A few simple words well expressed Sun Dasheng's determination not to sleep on the ground but to sleep on the bed. At this moment, there was even a hint of refusal in his eyes arrogance.

Chu Zhen sneered, met Sun Wukong's eyes, and said without evasion at all: "I am still your junior brother, and the senior brother should let the junior brother, so I should sleep on the bed."

Sun Wukong sneered: "It doesn't make sense."

"That's going to be difficult..." Chu Zhen also sneered.

The two faced each other like this, and sneered at each other without giving in.

Sudden------

The two sneers stopped abruptly, and then, the bodies of the two moved at the same time, the target——the bed more than ten meters away!

However, Sun Wukong's speed was two seconds faster than Chu Zhen's, but it was only these two seconds, which led to some small accidents...

In this short two seconds, when Sun Wukong's hand touched the sill of the bed, Chu Zhen's hand suddenly turned and grabbed the other sleeve of Monkey King.Because he pulled too violently, he only heard a sound of '呲啦', and Monkey King's sleeves were directly torn.

At the same time that Sun Wukong's sleeves were torn, a small and exquisite bottle couldn't wait to fall to the ground, rolling down to Chu Zhen's feet.