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Looking at the innkeeper who walked in step by step, Chu Zhen threw the almost finished apples into the garbage bin in a standard parabola, whistled very disdainfully, nodded and said in a stream of breath: "Not bad, not bad, although she looks average, but her temperament is perfect."

This scene, this demeanor, coupled with this tone of voice, has a feeling of commenting on Miss or an oiran when a young dandy is visiting a brothel.

Once Monkey King didn't want to bear it anymore, he didn't say much, he just raised his foot and kicked Chu Zhen neatly.

Chu Zhen was startled, his body was quicker than he could react, and he jumped directly onto the wooden table on the right side of the stool, "Why are you kicking me!" Chu Zhen was surprised.

The monkey didn't know that there was something wrong with the tendon, if he hadn't dodged in time, wouldn't he have fallen into a shit?

Sun Wukong's expression remained unchanged, and he only said four words: "It's too embarrassing."

Chu Zhen: "..."

But even if you lose face, you lose him personally, right?What the hell is this monkey thinking about ╮(￣▽￣)╭He thinks that since they left Baoxiang Kingdom, Monkey King Sun Wukong has become a little strange. Could it be the reason why the door to the new world was opened?

Standing on the wooden table, Chu Zhen thought about it in a disfigured way, and didn't feel at all that it was impolite to stand on the table in front of the owner of the inn.

The man's eyes swept over the four of them one by one, a slight smile appeared on his lips, and his pure blue eyes were as warm as water.He didn't seem to care about Chu Zhen's nonsensical nonsense just now, but said slowly: "Four elders, my surname is Gu, and I am the owner of this Qingge Inn. I have heard about your affairs from Xiaoqin ..."

His voice was very clear and pleasant, with the feeling of the flowing water tinkling like a spring breeze.

However, in the next second, his voice suddenly changed: "But the four elders must have gone to the wrong place."

"Oh?" Chu Zhen raised his eyebrows, then jumped off the wooden table, and stood firmly beside Monkey King: "Why did you go wrong?"

Hearing this, the smile on the man's face deepened. He looked at Tang Seng, then at Sha Wujing, and said somewhat ambiguously: "'Qingge Inn' is not a normal inn, but closed for singles. The man introduces the person he likes, and provides an inn for the two people who successfully see each other."

He didn't speak loudly, but in such a quiet environment at the moment, every word and every sentence is very clear.

Chu Zhen's pupils shrank suddenly.

Holy shit! ! ! !

Isn't this a fucking dating agency!And it's still a dating agency that can go directly to home plate!

Although he had already guessed about this when he saw those red bows, it was only for a moment, and it was just a flash in his mind.He was a little surprised when he heard the innkeeper say it himself.

The customs of this Confucian fantasy country are too open!

Should he sigh, is it really worthy of being a man's country?

Because they are all men, so they don't have the tact and euphemism of the younger daughter's family, so they just develop in an extremely simple and direct and rude direction?

And if it is really like what the boss said, except that the two daters of this inn are both foreign guests, what is the difference between this and a prostitute in a brothel? ! ! !

And those voices heard in the hallway...

This fucking is too—————

"It's too messy." Sun Wukong suddenly said, and he completed the unfinished words in Chu Zhen's heart in a tacit understanding, and it could even be said that there was no deviation.It's just that there is a hint of complexity in his cold voice.

After Sun Wukong finished speaking, a stream of light flashed in the man's warm eyes, but there seemed to be a little smile on the corners of his eyes and brows, and there was no trace of anger: "The four are elders from the Tang Dynasty. Understand very little."

He used 'understand', not 'understand'.

"'Qingge Inn' is an inn for men to introduce the person they like. If the four elders have no intention of this, please go to another inn to stay overnight, so as not to cause misunderstanding." The man's tone was still gentle and elegant, and his face was still With a faint smile, the meaning of chasing guests in the words seemed a little unreasonable.

Tang Seng naturally understood the meaning of this rhetoric that did not beat around the bush.He didn't intend to spend the night here, especially when he heard the voices coming from the room in the corridor, he didn't want to stay any longer.At this moment, hearing what the innkeeper said, he was also overjoyed, and performed a Buddha ceremony to the man.

"Amitabha, it's the poor monk and the three disciples who are taking the liberty. The poor monk is going out with the disciples right now. Please forgive me for disturbing you."

"Four elders, please go." The man nodded slightly.

Chu Zhen stared at the man for several seconds, until the man raised his eyes to look at him as if he had noticed something, but Chu Zhen suddenly averted his gaze, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly in a shallow arc. A somewhat ambiguous taste.

"I'm going to lead the horse." After he finished speaking, he leaned on the window sill with one hand, jumped lightly, and jumped directly from the window.

Sun Wukong glanced at the man thoughtfully, and then followed Chu Zhen, jumping directly from the window.

"Master, I..." Sha Wujing looked at the open window, then looked back at Tang Seng, pursed his lips, struggled for a while, and finally walked to Tang Seng's side, and said very firmly: " Master, I will go downstairs with you."

Although he really didn't want to go through that aisle again, he would never leave behind his master who trusted him wholeheartedly.

Tang Seng received Sha Wujing's respect and love, patted Sha Wujing's shoulder very lovingly, and said slowly: "Wujing, you really won't let my teacher down."

As soon as he finished speaking, Chu Zhen's shout just happened to come from outside the window——

"Junior Brother Sha, I have already brought the horse over. Let the master jump directly from the window, which will save some time."

"This..." Sha Wujing looked at Tang Seng in embarrassment when he heard the words.

He didn't forget the last time they had a duel with Muhuai, they accidentally forgot about the master who was placed on the tree branch, and fell from such a high tree, the master must have lingering fears.He would never allow the same thing to happen to the master, because it meant that he was not competent enough as an apprentice.

But Tang Seng didn't know what Sha Wujing was thinking at this time. After clasping his hands and chanting "Amitabha Buddha", he said to Sha Wujing: "Wujing, tell Bajie and Wukong that I walked the stairs as a teacher... "

However, before he finished speaking, Chu Zhen, who was supposed to be outside the round wall room, suddenly jumped in from the window, half-closed his eyes and waved at Tang Seng, and said mysteriously: "Master, come here, I'll show you something."

"Something?" Although Tang Seng was a little puzzled, he didn't think too much about it. He just walked over and asked, "What is it?"

"There——" Chu Zhen dragged his voice and pointed to a certain place outside the window.

This was obviously a very clumsy lie, but the simple master Tang believed it so easily. He stepped forward to the window, leaned slightly, and looked in the direction Chu Zhen pointed.

At this moment, Chu Zhen suddenly raised his foot and skillfully kicked Tang Seng off. At the same time, he stretched his neck and shouted loudly towards the window: "Brother Monkey, pay attention to adjust the distance between the white dragon horse and the horse!" .”

Ever since, Sha Wujing in the room heard the terrified cry of Tang Monk's whereabouts, and then heard a 'bang' sound, which was the sound of Master Tang falling into the horse's back ╮(￣▽￣)╭

"Well," Tang Seng snorted again, and moved his body a little stiffly while sitting on the horse's back.

Seeing this, Sha Wujing quickly followed Chu Zhen and jumped out of the window, strode forward and asked, "Master, are you alright?"

"Master..." Tang Seng opened his lips and wanted to say something, but finally swallowed it back. There seemed to be a thin layer of blush on his face, and embarrassment and embarrassment flashed deep in his eyes.

Chu Zhen took a look at Tang Seng's crotch, and understood it instantly.

Probably because the impact of the fall was too strong, the crotch of his master accidentally came into direct contact with the horse's back ╮(￣▽￣)╭ Thinking of the scene at that time, Chu Zhen's thoughts were unconscious began to crooked.

By the way, his master's little brother should be fine... right?

And riding on a white dragon horse, coupled with the muffled groan of the master, it is really easy to let people's imaginations run wild!

But Young Master Chu will never admit that he is evil~

Tang Seng moved his body again, forced a smile: "Okay, let's go to another inn."

At this moment, Tang Seng was not in the mood to lecture on Chu Zhen's actions just now, because there was a dull pain in some unspeakable place, but Master Tang was so thin-skinned that he resisted not saying it.

Since the four masters and apprentices had been delayed for some time at the 'Qingge Inn', it was already Haishi, probably just after nine o'clock in the evening.Because the Yuanhui Grand Ceremony is about to be held, even though it is Haishi now, the number of pedestrians on the street has only increased, and the shouts of various shops have changed even more.

Chu Zhen and his outfits are really eye-catching when walking on this street. Apart from some gossiping idlers talking in whispers, many passers-by will deliberately turn their heads to look at them when they pass by them.

I didn't notice it before, but only now did Chu Zhen realize that the people in this Confucian fantasy country basically had an ivory hanging around their waists. The slightly more detailed difference probably lies in the degree of transparency of the ivory.

After the various worldviews of "Qingge Inn", the four masters and apprentices, especially Tang Seng and Sha Wujing, were more cautious in choosing the inn to stay.

Along the way, the master and apprentice passed a total of three inns, one of which was basically similar to the 'Qingge Inn', the owner of the one was dealing with guests who deliberately found fault, and had no time to talk to the four masters and apprentices.The last remaining inn happened to be next to a venue for listening to music. Tang Seng felt that this inn was too noisy to read scriptures quietly, so he decided to find the next one.

In fact, Chu Zhen didn't care at all. After all, it was a free stay, and the left and right were only for one night, and it was the same wherever they slept.You must know that when he was in the special forces before, he had encountered even worse environments, and it was really nothing to make a fuss.

However, Tang Seng always likes to be quiet, and the most unbearable thing is an environment that is too noisy.When I found out that this opera will be sung until the beginning of the Yuanhui ceremony, it is normal to avoid those glorious operas with drums and drums.

So, the four master and apprentice walked for another half an hour. After seeing a relatively quiet inn with a moderate height, not too big and not too small, Tang Seng finally nodded in satisfaction, "That's it."

As far as Master Tang is picking and choosing, he is obviously staying overnight. Those who don’t know think it’s a leader’s inspection ╮(￣▽￣)╭

It seems that after the door to the new world was opened, not only Monkey King, but even Tang Seng seemed to have changed a little bit. Is it because the new concept was expanded so that it was caught off guard, so that the impact was too great, and the mood also changed?

While Chu Zhen was thinking about it, Tang Seng had finished 'chatting' with the owner of the inn.The owner of this inn is a strong man in his forties, with a standard Chinese character face and dark skin, but he looks very upright and honest. When he smiles, the fine lines at the corners of his eyes make him look very friendly and friendly .

Chu Zhen looked up at the name of the inn. After a pause, he exchanged a glance with Monkey King, and then asked, "Master, are you sure you want to stay here?"