[Journey to the West] Bajie Weight Loss Manual

As soon as the man in black finished speaking, there was a strange pause in the air for a few seconds.

Standing beside Monkey King, Chu Zhen could easily feel the strong chill emanating from Monkey King, obviously angry.

That's right, in this world, who else would dare to snatch the famous Monkey King Monkey King as a concubine?Or seven rooms or eight rooms?

This man in black is indeed courageous, and he did a great job ╮(￣▽￣)╭ While sighing, Chu Zhen casually asked, "Who is the seventh and who is the eighth?"

After all, there is an idiom called seven up and eight down~

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, the man in black actually stroked his chin and began to think seriously.After about ten seconds, the man lifted his eyelids, and replied solemnly: "I haven't decided yet about who is the seventh and who is the eighth, and when I get back, let's see who of you can serve my dick well." More comfortable, whoever is my Qifang."

When Chu Zhen heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched imperceptibly.

This man really dares to say anything!

Also...is there already such a term as 'second child' at this time? ! ! !

Chu Zhen glanced at Monkey King whose face was getting darker and darker, and silently lit a candle for the man in black in his heart.

Brother, you angered Sun Monkey, you...sorry

╮(￣▽￣)╭

Naturally, the man in black didn't know what Chu Zhen was thinking at this time. He just put the broken hair hanging on his forehead back very handsomely, then put his arms around his shoulders, and said arrogantly: "Okay, let's stop talking nonsense. For a long time, the order that should have been messed up."

order?Do you care about the order of robbery?

Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong looked at each other, and they both saw a trace of doubt in each other's eyes.

The man in black looked at Monkey King, then at Chu Zhen, then snorted softly, parted his lips slightly, and shouted in a loud and full voice: "Tiger, come here!"

"Okay, Your Majesty!"

The gray-clothed man named Tiger smiled obsequiously at the black-clothed man, then cleared his throat, pointed at Chu Zhen and the others majestically, and said loudly, "Listen to me!"

"This mountain was opened by our king, and this road was planted by our boss. If you want to live from now on, you can save money to buy roads!"

Ga——————————————

In an instant, there seemed to be tens of thousands of crows whizzing past the heads of the four masters and apprentices.

The originally tense atmosphere dissipated in an instant.

Sun Wukong: "..."

Chu Zhen: "..."

Could this be the legendary law of bandits and bandits?

Is this guy invited by a monkey to be funny qwq

Chu Zhen smiled: "Brother, you actually invited this here, right?"

Sun Wukong squinted at him: "Do you think it's possible?"

While the two were talking, the man in black squinted his eyes, as if enjoying what Tiger said just now.He was unaware of the conversation between Chu Zhen and Monkey King, or completely ignored it if he was aware of it at all.At this moment, he snapped his fingers coquettishly: "Say it again!"

At the end, as if he felt that it was not enough, he added: "Change the last paragraph."

This Tiger is also a sycophant, with a sharp mind, he understood the meaning of his king in seconds after the man in black said, and immediately changed his words and said it again, his voice was louder and more imposing than before. ————

"This mountain was opened by our king! This tree was planted by our king! You don't want to live with your money! Because you have to be my king's wife!"

"Pfft!" Chu Zhen couldn't hold back, and laughed out of character.He put one hand on Sun Wukong's shoulder, and covered his belly with the other hand, laughing non-stop: "Haha...hahaha...Elder brother, I feel like I watched a play, this man is much more interesting than I imagined! "

"What are you laughing at?" Seeing Chu Zhen laughing so exaggeratedly, the man in black frowned, and was so rude that he pushed Tiger away who was also puzzled, almost causing Tiger to fall off his horse.

"I ask you what are you laughing at!" The man in black repeated again, with a look of anger on his handsome and tough face, he yelled at Chu Zhen very unhappily: "What are you laughing at! What's so funny! Wait until I put you Take it back, and let the other wives teach you well!"

When Chu Zhen heard it, she laughed even more happily, and even her body was shaking slightly because of the excessive laughter.This also directly caused Sun Wukong, who was shouldered by him, to shake a little bit.

"You laugh too exaggeratedly." Sun Wukong glanced at the hand on his shoulder, and then at Chu Zhen who was smiling happily, with a rare hint of helplessness in his tone.

"Eldest brother, don't you think this guy..." Chu Zhen paused, as if he was thinking about what adjective to use.He looked the man in black up and down, leaned into Sun Wukong's ear and whispered, "Don't you think this guy is as stupid as a black brown bear?"

And the word training is so modern!

This guy doesn't look like he came from modern time travel, after all, people who come from modern time travel will never look as stupid as this guy ╮(￣▽￣)╭ Could it be one of the wives of this guy Are there people of his kind?

In fact, Chu Zhen has every reason to suspect that the group of subordinates behind this guy either have more or less IQ problems, or that the man in black has a superior force value—— powerful enough to make up for his own IQ. It's not enough to make this group of people obediently obey orders, or there is actually another leader behind this group of people, and they are playing around with the man in black at the order of that leader.

Personally, Chu Zhen prefers to believe that it is the last one.

In fact, at the beginning, he was really deceived by the appearance of the man in black.At first, he thought that the man in black was a domineering, wise and wild bandit leader, but he didn't expect that in just a few minutes, his previous image would be quickly overturned, and his painting style would change even more rapidly.

"Honestly..." Chu Zhen glanced at the waist of the man in black, and the image of Monkey King in tiger skin in the 86 edition of Journey to the West quickly appeared in his mind: "Honestly, I think the waist of this man The tiger skin looks pretty good, senior brother, why don't you grab that tiger skin! Believe me, if you wear that tiger skin, you will definitely be much more handsome than this guy!"

After Sun Wukong heard this, his eyes fell on the tiger skin around the waist of the man in black, and then he thought of something, he frowned suddenly, and said with some disgust: "It's not good-looking."

I don't know if he said that the tiger skin is not good-looking, or that the man in black is not good-looking wearing a tiger skin, or both.

Seeing Sun Wukong's disgusting expression towards the tiger skin, Chu Zhen suddenly thought of the No. 14 chapter of "The Heart Ape Returns to Justice, and the Six Thieves Without a Trace" in the original Journey to the West, which seems to have clearly recorded Sun Wukong's sewing skills, needle and thread Life is pretty good.

In the original Journey to the West, the tiger skin skirt worn by Monkey King was made by Monkey King himself after he killed the tiger, skinned it himself, and then went to Mr. Chen's house to mend it with a needle and thread.

Chu Zhen inherited all the memories of the original owner, and there is indeed a picture of Monkey King wearing a tiger skin skirt in his mind. Although it is a bit blurry, a general image can still emerge.

And he also remembered that there was indeed a tiger skin skirt in the luggage that Junior Brother Sha picked up. He thought that the tiger skin skirt must be the masterpiece of Monkey King.

I just don't know why Sun Wukong doesn't wear it now.

To be honest, judging from the slightly blurred picture in the original owner's memory, the Monkey King in the tiger skin skirt really meets Chu Zhen's aesthetic standards for a handsome guy.

Sun Wukong, who wears a tiger skin skirt around his waist, is very wild, insolent, wanton, and reveals a primitive straightforward sexiness, a very domineering and unrestrained chic, and also looks more unrestrained and unrestrained.

Thinking of Sun Wukong in a room with weak candlelight, taking the Ruyi golden cudgel and turning it into a thin needle, and then sitting by the bed by himself, carefully mending the tiger skin.A very subtle sense of complexity suddenly arose in Chu Zhen's heart, and the complexity was mixed with a somewhat inexplicable novel feeling.

"Brother, your needlework seems to be quite good?"

Hearing this, Sun Wukong raised his eyelids and pursed his thin lips slightly, as if he was thinking about how to answer Chu Zhen's question.

At this moment, from Chu Zhen's angle, he could just see Sun Wukong's sharp and stern profile, his high nose bridge, his sharp lips, and the long and narrow shadow cast by his thick and long eyelashes on his eyelids.

His elder brother, apart from other things, just in terms of appearance, he looks really good-looking.Even though this point, Chu Zhen didn't really want to admit it ╮(￣▽￣)╭ Chu Zhen was thinking about it, but Sun Wukong turned his head at this moment, met Chu Zhen's gaze, and he replied indifferently: " Needlework is fine."

Chu Zhen's eyes lit up when he heard it, and because it was too novel, he unconsciously approached Sun Wukong a little more: "Eldest brother, you are so virtuous, why don't you sew one for your junior brother too? I don't want tiger skin, as long as it's leopard skin Skin and lion skin are fine, but I don’t mind deerskin if it’s not.”

However, as soon as he finished speaking, the man in black suddenly pointed at Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong and said, "Hey! Don't you two muttering there! What are you doing so close! Keep a distance!"

There was a trace of dissatisfaction in the brown eyes of the man in black: "Qifang and Bafang can't be together! No ambiguity at all! Not even eye contact!"

After the man in black finished speaking, Monkey King realized that he and Zhu Bajie were indeed very close.I didn’t notice it before, but now, after what the man in black said, Sun Wukong even felt his junior brother’s warm breath spraying on the tip of his nose, accompanied by a feeling of tenderness, and the flash of excitement in his heart. strange mood.

Even so, Sun Wukong's handsome face showed no other unnecessary expressions, nor did he intend to push Chu Zhen away.

In the end, it was Chu Zhen who stood up straight again. He looked at the man in black sitting on the horseback, a hint of teasing flashed across his eyes, and he said in a light tone, "Your Majesty, are you sure you are not To be funny?"

"Funny?" The man in black frowned, then thought of something, and snorted coldly: "My lord has never been funny! Listen to me!"

Pointing at Chu Zhen and Monkey King, he ordered arrogantly: "Go back to the village with me obediently, don't have any wrong thoughts. As for the monk on the horse..." He turned his eyes to Tang Seng, pursed his lips, and thought After a few seconds, he thought about it and said: "It should look good when the hair grows out. The face is good. The skin is so tender that it's just right for my big family to be a servant. Anyway, the king has robbed commercial goods and official silver. Even women have been robbed, but monks have not been robbed!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Tang Seng, who was originally worried that his eldest apprentice and second apprentice would hurt others without knowing the severity, raised his brows, his upright round face slammed, and anger surged.

"You thief, you don't know how to be ashamed! You first insulted my disciple! Now you insult the poor monk! It's really unforgivable! Wukong, Bajie! Let me give this thief a good meal! " Tang Seng raised his hand wide, and gave orders domineeringly.

Ya la, the master is offended ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Chu Zhen took out the dagger and weighed it in his hand, then asked casually: "Before you hit me, please report your name first."

The man in black raised his eyebrows slightly, his deep and thick voice was as special as a subwoofer, but what he said was like this——

"I don't want to change my name when I go, and I don't change my surname when I sit down. Amu Guhan is my name!"

After finishing speaking, he opened his mouth wide and smiled boldly, his white teeth seemed to have a dazzling flash of light, which formed a sharp contrast with the brown skin.

At this moment, seeing the foolish introduction of the man in black, such a scene suddenly appeared in Chu Zhen's mind————

A man in black named Amu Guhan held a microphone and proudly said with his head up on the star-studded stage: My name is Amu Guhan, and I am a bandit from the Kingdom of Men.I am handsome, tall, tall and tall, and I have six wives in my family, and each of them is as handsome as grass, unrestrained and extraordinary.Today I went to rob and met the future Qifang and Bafang by chance, which is really a great harvest.Remember, I am a successful bandit, my name is Amu Guhan, and I will speak for myself.

Oh, this picture is simply unbearable to look at~

"Brother, there are more than 100 people here. Why don't we compare and see whose hands have more people fallen? The winner can order the loser to do anything." Chu Zhen said, Turning the dagger into a flower shape at will, at the end, he smiled provocatively at Monkey King: "A date?"

After Sun Wukong stared at Chu Zhen for several seconds, he smiled and said only five words: "Don't lose too badly."