[Journey to the West] Bajie Weight Loss Manual

hot, very hot...

Chu Zhen felt as if his whole body had been roasted by fire, and his skin began to burn and sweat, as if he was in a huge pot. No matter how hard he struggled and rolled, he couldn't get rid of the scorching heat.

The temperature was getting higher and higher, as if his whole body was about to be melted, Chu Zhen opened his eyes from the dream in a daze. Smoke billowed before his eyes.

goo goo goo...

The sound of boiling water rang in his ears.

This is where? !

Chu Zhen was startled and woke up in an instant. He stretched out his hand and touched it down. After touching the high-energy heat, his hand shrank suddenly.

This... this is definitely not a dream!

Already having a preliminary judgment in his heart, Chu Zhen swallowed his saliva, and felt around tremblingly. Sure enough, he touched a hard and hot iron, which was the wall of an iron pot!

At this time, Chu Zhen was in no mood to think about why his hand was not burned when it touched such a scorching and high-temperature iron.His mind is in a mess right now, the only thing he can be sure of is that he is in an iron pot.

what is going on?He just fell asleep, why was he boiled in a pot for no reason after waking up?

Chu Zhen raised his hand to push the lid off the pot, but he didn't expect that the lid seemed to have magical powers. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't move the lid even a little.

Hold!Chu Zhen couldn't help cursing inwardly, who the hell is such a pervert who dragged him to this iron pot to cook while he was asleep?Although he has now retired from the army, his vigilance is still very high. It is impossible for someone to quietly get him into this pot without him noticing.

So what's going on with all this? !Chu Zhen wanted to roar at the sky, but he could only see the dark top of the pot.

The temperature was getting higher and higher, and beads of sweat were slowly flowing down his forehead. If he didn't go out, he might die here.Chu Zhen forced herself to calm down, and touched the iron pot wall with her fingertips, trying to find the crack.

Now it would be nice if he had a puff of cigarettes. I think he used to be an elite of the national special forces. Although he is a technical personnel, he is still an elite.Now he is trapped in a pot in a daze, and faces the fate of being boiled.After living for 30 years, he hasn't even touched a girl's hand. He thought he was going to confess to the daughter of Aunt Wang's family who sells pork across the street. He had already ordered roses in advance, but it all went to waste. up.He swore that when he got out, he would beat up the guy who put him in the pot until he couldn't even recognize his own mother!

Just as Chu Zhen was thinking, there was a sudden commotion outside the quiet place.

"Sun Wukong is here!" Someone yelled first, and the weapons rubbed against each other to make a subtle metallic sound, crackling, followed by sharp mourning sounds.

It may be because of staying in the hot pot for too long, Chu Zhen only felt that her body was getting hotter and hotter, her consciousness began to slacken, and her mind seemed to be getting more and more confused.Can't just fall asleep like this, Chu Zhen shook his head, trying to stay awake.

After a few loud bangs, the commotion suddenly stopped, and the outside suddenly became quiet.Chu Zhen pursed her lips tightly, leaned forward a little, and put her ears close to the wall of the pot to listen carefully to the movement outside.But at this moment, the lid of the pot that had been tightly closed was suddenly opened, and a dazzling white light shone in from outside. Chu Zhen subconsciously closed his eyes, and when he opened them soon, he saw a handsome man.

This man looks very handsome, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, cold and energetic eyes, black hair tied up with a crown, neat and capable, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is handsome and handsome.This is undoubtedly a rare handsome man, but at this time Chu Zhen has no time to appreciate it.

He opened his mouth and was about to speak, but this man spoke before him. The man opened his thin lips lightly, and said a few words: "Bajie, are you alright?"

Bajie? ! ! ! !

For a moment, Chu Zhen only felt a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and suddenly remembered the cry of "Monkey King is coming" heard from someone outside the disaster.

Sun Wukong?Zhu Bajie? !Chu Zhen trembled all over, and suddenly the heat surged up, and he said tremblingly, "You...you...what are you calling me?"

Hearing this, the man frowned his pretty brows, and looked down at Chu Zhen: "Bajie, Zhu Bajie, you haven't been made stupid, have you?"

Zhu Bajie?Zhu Bajie! ! ! !

Chu Zhen felt as if thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past his head, crushing his head extremely heavy, steaming hot water, a series of stimuli made him roll his eyes and fainted.

After this dizziness, Chu Zhen fell asleep for nearly two hours. When he opened his eyes again, he saw rows of roof tiles made of straw. He sat up and looked around. mud room.

Recalling the three words "Zhu Bajie" shouted in the cold voice before coma, Chu Zhen immediately lowered his head to look at his belly, only to see that his round belly was wrapped in black clothes. less than his own thigh.

Nima, what the hell is going on! ! !

He slept well at home, why did he turn into a fat pig when he woke up! ! ! !

Is this the so-called crossing? !Why did other people travel through time, whether they were royal family members or nobles or talented people in the world, and he became a fat pig?The most important thing is that this fat pig is not an ordinary fat man, but Zhu Bajie from Journey to the West? ! ! !

Thinking of Zhu Bajie's appearance in the TV series, Chu Zhen shuddered, and finally took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down.He gritted his teeth, and stretched out his hand to touch his ear.

Hmm... It's not as big as I imagined, except that it's too fat, it seems to be no different from ordinary people, Chu Zhen heaved a sigh of relief, and hurriedly touched his nose, it's okay, it's normal nose.

"Second Senior Brother, you're awake!" A rough and honest voice suddenly sounded behind him.

Chu Zhen pursed her lips and turned to look at the speaker. He was a burly man with a beard.The strong man's hair was very disheveled, and there was a string of large Buddhist beads hanging around his neck. Almost instantly, Chu Zhen guessed the identity of the strong man.

Sha Wujing, in Journey to the West, Tang Seng's three apprentices, the original owner of the Liusha River.

While confirming the other party's identity, Chu Zhen asked eagerly, "Is there a mirror?" Although he knew that he was not like Zhu Bajie in the TV series, he was still eager to see what his body looked like.

"Mirror? Second senior brother, how can there be a bronze mirror in this remote village?" Sha Wujing was a little confused: "Second senior brother, what do you want a bronze mirror for?"

Chu Zhen didn't know how to explain it for a while. Some things are easy to be exposed when they are said. Now he doesn't understand many situations very well, and he makes many mistakes.After thinking about it, Chu Zhen also calmed down. He sighed in his heart, thought for a while, and said, "I'll go outside to have a look, don't follow me." After speaking, without waiting for Sha Wujing's reaction, He quickly got up and walked out the door. He needed to find out if there was any well or river nearby where he could see himself.

Because this body is very obese, the fat on his body is shaking up and down when he walks, and Chu Zhen is somewhat uncomfortable.He walked out of the house, looked around, and finally saw a river not far away.Chu Zhen's eyes lit up, and she dragged her fat body quickly towards the river.

An obese body was reflected in the clear river water, with fat legs under the chubby belly, and the fat on the face almost squeezed out the facial features.This is a completely unfamiliar face, and the only thing that makes Chu Zhen feel lucky is that this face is not like the big ears and pig's nostrils described in the legend.

Thinking about it, since Sun Wukong is not as rough-faced and thunderous as described in books or TV dramas, nor is he the monkey-faced one in The Return of the Great Sage.That being the case, as Zhu Bajie, he should not look like that with fat nostrils and big ears.

Chu Zhen squeezed the fat on his face. Anyway, now that he has transmigrated into this body, he must lose weight no matter what. A body full of fat does not conform to his aesthetics at all.Although Zhu Bajie became fat because he became a pig fetus, but who said that being a pig is destined to be obese all his life?

What's more, monsters are rampant in Journey to the West, and being too obese will become a burden and hinder the flexibility of the body.Sure enough, you should still lose weight, after all, changing the surface shape is a temporary solution, not a permanent cure.

Chu Zhen was thinking about it, but was suddenly patted on the shoulder. He was startled, and he didn't pay attention. Due to the unstable center of gravity, his feet slipped and he fell forward suddenly.

With a loud "plop", accompanied by a huge splash, Chu Zhen was carried headfirst into the river.

Since he had just passed through this obese body, Chu Zhen was not very adaptable to his actions. After tossing in the river for a while, after being choked on several mouthfuls of river water, he slowly adapted and swam back to the shore with great effort.

He swam to the shore, holding the river bank with his hands and gasping for breath, his body was too fat, and Chu Zhen felt very strenuous after only a short swim.

He didn't understand how the original owner of this body used to protect his master Tang Seng with this bulky and strenuous body. It seemed that Zhu Bajie was much weaker than he knew, which was indeed a bit strange.

The moment he fell into the water, a lot of memories flooded into his mind, those memories of the original owner, big and small, all entered his mind and became part of his memory.

Is this letting him completely replace the original owner to live?Chu Zhen sighed imperceptibly.

"Bajie, it's time for you to lose weight." A cold male voice sounded above his head. If you ignore the slight sarcasm in the tone, it is undoubtedly a very nice voice.

Chu Zhen raised his head, only glanced at the person on the shore, and then looked away, without any intention of paying attention to him.In fact, Chu Zhen was a little angry. If this guy hadn't suddenly appeared behind him and patted him, he wouldn't have fallen into the river.

Seeing that Chu Zhen didn't pay attention to him, Sun Wukong was not annoyed. He put his arms around his shoulders and looked at Chu Zhen with interest.

Chu Zhen took a deep breath, supported the river bank with both hands, and wanted to use his strength to go ashore, but because he underestimated the obesity of this body, not only failed to go ashore, but fell into the water again.

Dragging his wet body to the ground, Chu Zhen did not try to jump up with his hands this time like last time, but raised one foot and slowly climbed ashore. Crab.

After finally climbing onto the shore, Chu Zhen breathed a sigh of relief. This body's physical strength is too weak. If it doesn't have that little bit of mana, it may not even be comparable to ordinary people.

Sun Wukong looked down at Chu Zhen who was lying on the ground panting in a big character shape, no other emotions could be seen on his handsome face, he just said mercilessly: "You are too weak, not only can't protect the master, you can't even protect yourself. "

Chu Zhen didn't refute, and what Sun Wukong said was indeed correct.I don't know why, although the original owner has some mana, but it's really not very powerful.That mana is useless at all except to frighten some people or some small monsters. Once you meet a stronger old monster, you will only be caught.

Just like this time, if it wasn't for Monkey King to save him, Chu Zhen would be in danger of being boiled and eaten by other monsters as soon as he transmigrated into this body.

In the final analysis, the main reason may be that Zhu Bajie is too lazy and neglects to practice.

"Brother, with your speed, you could have rescued me earlier, why did you delay so late?" Inheriting the memory of the original owner, Chu Zhen naturally knew the strength of Monkey King.

Chu Zhen just asked this question casually, and didn't care whether Sun Wukong would answer it, because he still knew some reasons.The original owner was greedy and lustful, but judging from the memories he obtained, the original owner was very loyal to Tang Seng before.

As for Sun Wukong, the relationship between the original owner and him is not good, but it is not bad either. It belongs to the type that never interferes with each other unless necessary.

This time Sun Wukong may have come late on purpose, the purpose should be to make the original owner suffer, so as to make the original owner completely wake up, but he did not expect that Chu Zhen traveled here in the end.

But for now, Sun Wukong, who has piercing eyes, doesn't seem to realize that he is not the original Zhu Bajie.The reason for this remains to be pondered.

Chu Zhen blocked the glare of the sun with the back of his hand, half-closed his eyes, and looked at Monkey King standing beside him.With a tall nose bridge and clear and sharp lip line, this monkey does have a good appearance. It would be nice if the eyes were a little more gentle. Chu Zhen commented in his heart and asked casually: "Brother, if you come late again One point, what if I get cooked and eaten by monsters?"

"It won't be eaten." Sun Wukong's tone was very firm. After a pause, he added: "Uncooked."

"Why?" Chu Zhen blurted out.

"Because..." Sun Wukong looked Chu Zhen up and down, and said coldly, "Because a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water."

The author has something to say:

Bajie's counterattack road~

Both Bajie and Dasheng are made into faces, and the character settings are also very different from the original ←← Key points→→ Don’t research, or you will be sad_(:з」∠)_

The original Zhu Bajie’s setting is weak, the reason will be explained later~

This is actually the trip to the West to acquire (engage) scriptures (base) for the seriousness of the Eight Classics!