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Host: Hello, audience friends, welcome to Pineapple Satellite TV's "Film and Television Reveal!" ", I am the host Koukou (hey, why was it blocked!!). "Film and Television Revealed! "Exclusively sponsored by Yamaga Peanut Milk, Yamaga Peanut Milk leads the country in terms of quality. The bottle that is finished every year can be circled around the wind for [-] laps. Get a bottle when you get up early, get a bottle when you are tired from work, and gather with relatives and friends. Get a bottle of Yamaga Peanut Milk, which is nutritious and delicious. Make Fenglin a trusted brand!Alright, let's invite Xiao Bo, the director of the large-scale inspirational costume drama "Little Cat and Big Dog" recently aired on our station, for applause! (crack clap clap...)

Xiaobo: (high cold) Hello everyone.

Host: Wow, it turns out Feng Dao is really a high-cold sister Yu, was it really a misunderstanding when someone said you were cute and soft~

A certain park: Yes!This is definitely a misunderstanding!

Host: Cough, o(n_n)o~ Then let’s quickly enter the topic that everyone is looking forward to.Hey, the first question to be discussed next is what the audience is more concerned about recently, which is the issue of the two heroines in the play. Hehehe, I heard that the crew has conducted a survey among the public on this?

Xiaobo: Well, after polls, the results are already obvious. The audience thinks that Fan Chan, who is as aggressive as the author, is of course impossible to become a ten-thousand-year victim. No matter how bad it is, it is mutual attack.

The host's eyes lit up: Oh, I'm really looking forward to it, so in which chapter will the first intimate contact of the two heroines appear in the next chapter? (cheeky laugh)

Xiaobo: Hey, didn't we already get in touch with each other in the first episode? The princess hugging in the rain, it's embarrassing and exciting! !

Host: ...This drama was originally defined as inspirational and fresh, and it really is very harmonious.But if I remember correctly, it seems that Feng Dao once said that this is a cruel and bloody costume drama, but since the broadcast, according to the audience's feedback, "Cats and Dogs" is actually a cure (sha) healing (bai) series (tian) ), what do you think about this~

Xiaobo: The treatment (sha) healing (bai) system (tian) and so on are completely rumors.Just look at Yu'an and you will know that when he comes out, he must drink deer blood boldly and pack it in a deerskin bag ruthlessly. It couldn't be more bloody and brutal! !

Moderator: (Where is this bloody and brutal and Yu'an's existence is used to prove this? Bastard-_-#) Speaking of this, some people will ask why it is all deer blood?Is Shenyin Mountain rich in deer?

Xiaobo: I hate Sanlu milk powder.

Host: (Does this have anything to do with drinking deer blood!) It turns out that Feng Dao doesn’t like Sanlu milk powder, but I believe he will like drinking Sanlu peanut milk.Yamaga Peanut Milk leads the country in terms of quality, and the bottles that are drunk every year can circle Fenglin [-] times!Get up early and refresh yourself, get a bottle when you’re tired from work, get a bottle for a party with relatives and friends, Yamaga Peanut Milk is nutritious and delicious, and it’s Fenglin’s reassuring brand!

Xiaobo: ...Uh, actually I don't...

Moderator: Not long ago, Yin Boyan broke the news on Weibo that he felt that Fan Chan was like Tang Seng, Gou Yue was the senior brother, foodie Yu An was the second senior brother, Liannu was the third junior brother, and Bai Zhu was a dragon horse. For this reason, Tang Seng responded with grief and indignation: "Where does it look like! Look at this bunch of weird-looking male silver that the poor monk accepted, the difference in appearance is huge, okay!!", what do you think of this matter?

A certain Bo: ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Well, a handsome guy sitting in a BMW should be accompanied by all kinds of handsome men~~ In addition, if Bo Yan is also in the seat, she is all kinds of snake spirit monsters that appear on the way to learn the scriptures hahaha ~

Host: (What's the matter with this full of malice-_-the agreed high-coldness!!) Cough, let's enter the commercial time, and it will be more exciting after the commercial!

Screen change screen——

Yu'an charmingly licked off the milk stains at the corner of her mouth: Yamaga peanut milk, nutritious and delicious, I like it! (Leng Yan poses) Yamalu Peanut Milk has now been added to the luxurious lunch of the duck, and the second cup is half price~ There are also cute bags~ (A Bo: What?! When did Xiao Anan secretly go to shoot commercials, and draw The wind is not correct, is it really good to say such a cute advertisement in such a wicked way!)

Host: Welcome back to Pineapple TV's "Film and Television Reveal!" ". "Film and Television Revealed! "Exclusively sponsored by Yamaga Peanut Milk, Yamaga Peanut Milk leads the country in terms of quality. The bottles that are finished every year can be circled around the wind for twenty laps. Get a bottle early to refresh yourself, get a bottle when you are tired from work, and come to a gathering with relatives and friends. One bottle, Yamaga Peanut Milk, nutritious and delicious, make Fenglin a reliable brand! !Hey, just now we have talked about Feng Dao's liking to drink Yamaga peanut milk, (A Bo: I don't like drinking this stuff...) Then the audience is more concerned about the next question, I heard that the two heroines are here Is it true that there will be four more children in the future?

Xiaobo: Then I will reluctantly give a spoiler. There will be four children in the future.

Host: (...Is this considered a spoiler, everyone knows it!) Uh huh, it turns out that there are really four children, so I am so happy~ Then the two heroines in the play have already understood their own What kind of direction will the plot develop next?

Xiaobo: It will be very abusive, and the fiancé will also appear domineering.

Moderator: What? !

Xiaobo: I lied to you.

Host: ...Fengdao are you thirsty, we invite you to drink Yamaga peanut milk.Yamaga peanut milk, nutritious and delicious, is a reliable brand of Fenglin.

Xiaobo: Okay, actually, the next plot is very clear. After the usual sweet and greasy route, Fan Chan will definitely stage a gorgeous confession with Xiao Yueyue and a complete and uncensored one from the neck down (beep beep) Beep)……

The host quickly switched: Ah, thank you Feng Dao for bringing us the wonderful spoiler, this episode ends here, thank you for watching "Film and Television Revealed!" "~ (A Bo: Why is it so fast, I haven't finished talking yet!!) "Film and TV Revealed! "Exclusively sponsored and broadcasted by the nutritious and delicious Yamaga Peanut Milk, a bottle for refreshing yourself when you get up early, a bottle for when you are tired from work, and a bottle for gatherings with relatives and friends, Fenglin, the brand of Yamaga Peanut Milk, is a reassuring brand!In addition, please look forward to the next episode of "Cats and Dogs" with a hundred questions from wives and wives~

(The ending song of the program sounded: You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart...)

Gou Yuenu: Huh? !It turns out that I have nothing to do, so why not tell me to come over, I am very busy!

Mou Po pointed to the beauty on the other side, and smirked: By the way, I’ll let you guys come out and meet each other, so that you won’t fall in love~

Gou Yue glanced at Fan Chan, who was expressionless, and flung her face arrogantly: Humph, what a joke, what lovesickness is a disaster, I have several meetings a day, and there are constant entertainments, so I don't have any extra time to think about a good-for-nothing Single, and why should I miss her, why can't she miss me!

Fan Chan: Yes, I miss you.

Gou Yue: ...you, you? ! (blushing) Ah, you are so annoying! (Throws into Fan Chan's arms and thumps violently) How dare you say something that you miss me, since it's been so long and you haven't come to coax me!You simply forgot about me, you heartless woman, you must be very happy that I am not here, you must be messing with flowers and grass, meow!

The host who watched strongly: Well, what a benefit this is... Hey, the photographer is quick to take a close-up! !

Fan Chan took a certain cat away: Be good, come home with me first, tonight...you can do whatever you want.

A certain park: Pfft!

A certain host* sprays nosebleeds: This life... no regrets~~

A certain assistant burst into tears: woo woo woo~ I finally don't have to help the president sweep the petals anymore~

So a certain cat that was abducted home this night was contented...to be eaten clean.

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