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"Merlin here~ How gratifying~Harry~ We finally found you!" A white-bearded old man dressed in flashy clothes was very excited. To this, the reaction of the two present was---

"Dumbledor?" Snape found it hard to believe that besides the sweets that could make the old headmaster move 'Zunbu', he would also attend the Alien Communication Conference even though he hardly ever left the castle?

How long had he 'know' little Potter?How did this old bee come to the door so quickly?Is there anything in the world that he doesn't know?

Reallyer responded more directly. She summoned the restaurant service staff: "Who put this mentally disabled person in? I don't know this person at all! Please send the person out, I need a quiet space."

"Uh…"

Before the service staff could speak, the white-bearded grandfather hurriedly interrupted: "I am Ablus Dumbledor, the headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and your parents also studied there, Harry."

"Headmaster of the School of Magic and Wizardry?" Is that what you look like?Scanning from head to toe, "I think it's the principal of the Clown Magic Academy, right? Waiter, please ask this old gentleman to go out. Also, change me to a quiet box."

"Although there are many unconventional guys among the supernatural beings...but this...psychic supernatural beings have trained their brains to be stupid..." The voice of this sentence was very low, but the two wizards present belonged to the sharp-eared clan, So ---Reallyer's murmurs are clearly heard~

The result~ the old Headmaster's face changed to match his gorgeous robes; Snape thought... Maybe he could make an exception and give Gryffindor some points when the kid entered school?

"Ahem...please wait...Harry, it's not surprising that you don't know me, but I'm really the Headmaster of Hogwarts, and I have witnesses! Severus my child~help~"

The old bee's 'wink' only made Snape's skin crawl, but in normal times, he happily pretended to be deaf and dumb, and let the old bee suffer!Even in the face of his most hated Potter~(￣▽￣)~

But now it's the Alien Exchange Conference, and any disturbance may trigger a series of reactions.It is estimated that within the next day, 'Hogwarts headmaster was expelled in public' will make a lot of noise in the circle. As a professor, he must maintain the reputation of Hogwarts for thousands of years, instead of letting the old bee pretending to be crazy and fooling it. !

"Ahem...Mr. Potter...this is indeed...my boss...the headmaster of Hogwarts...albeit with a...unique taste..."

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Re-seat in the quiet box, Dumbledor began to introduce the situation of Hogwarts incessantly, telling about the past of 'Harry Potter' parents, Reallyer listened for a long time, and came to the conclusion that---

'One of the few wizarding schools in Europe?No wonder such a principal is elected~'There is no pressure if there is competition, and the principal is tenured. Otherwise, with such a leader, it is no wonder that the school will not close down!

(－▽－)||This is Dumbledor who understands all the contempt.

"..." This was Snape with a complicated mood.

Two pure lions actually gave birth to... a snake? Merlin's smelly socks!Definitely an acquired mutation!

"...Harry...who took you away back then?" No matter how capable a 7-year-old child is, it's impossible for a [-]-year-old child to disappear without a trace without disturbing everyone!

Why should the child be fostered at the uncle's mother's house instead of the magic world?Think about it with your toes~

Protect?Maybe there is a little consideration, but the main reason is not for easy grasp?

Because he is the savior, it will definitely not be easy in the future, so he has to suffer and get used to it in advance?Taking advantage of the Dursley family's aversion to magic to make the child lonely, and then appearing as a kind elder himself, with a little guidance, it is easy to trick the child around and walk on the paved road obediently, isn't it?

How much truth can an 11-year-old child understand?Facing a world that I don't know at all, the people next to me whispered, the role of the first impression, the guidance of the kind and funny elders, it is easy to pull the children into your camp, isn't it?

If he was just an ordinary kid, he would be so easy to be fooled, foolishly being used as a gun~ But Reallyer has lived three lives, no matter how brain-twitching he is, he will never believe the other party's one-sided words!

The so-called magicians...are really stupid and weak...Just because of a prophecy, they foolishly pinned their hopes on a baby instead of working hard by themselves?Winning is a matter of course, what if you lose?Waiting to die foolishly?Stupid, really stupid!

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