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"What does this mean?"

"Don't look at me, you are the owner of the cat!"I'm not proud of it at all ⊙﹏⊙b

"Carubin, let's go home... Do you like this place? Do you want to make a home here?" Picking up the cat, a certain fat cat woke up immediately, struggling to jump on someone, but the latter immediately backed away with a look of disgust~ cat The prince didn't see it, otherwise there would be a war of words and guns. The theme is---cute cats should not be disliked~￣▽￣～

One thing Ryoma did guess right, this fat cat wants to stay, why?The original owner treated it badly?No, it's not!The so-called gains and losses, human beings have lost many animal instincts while becoming the spirit of all things. Ryoma may only feel the room is comfortable and the air is fresh; Carubin can feel more, such as endless gathering and Reiki~

Staying in this kind of place will not only prevent all diseases, but also make your body healthier and clearer.

Of course, such a rare opportunity should not be missed. Karubin is a very smart cat. After living for a long time, he might become a sperm~(￣▽￣)～

"Seems...it likes being here?" Obviously, but why?In less than a week, the pet that has been raised for so long has 'betrayed'?

"Don't look at me, I don't know—.—||" Even if you know it, you can't talk nonsense, if you talk too much, you will lose it!

Now, how should it end?

"Uh... Li Jun...excuse me..." I can't say this kind of words, as if I have become a shopkeeper?God knows I'm a hundred reluctant, but Karubin... oh...

"Are you going to stay in foster care for two more days?" After living in the field for a long time, what the child thinks is clear at a glance---mainly---it's too obvious~(￣▽￣)～

"I'm very sorry...but..." The little prince who asked for others couldn't pull it up~

"...well...one more week at most...I don't like animals." Savage is trouble!

Maybe...seems to work...as long as the guy keeps his mouth shut...or...does something...

Pressing the brim of the hat: "Thank you..."

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"Lucky, handle the materials."

"Teacher, what are you going to do...?"

"translator."

What does ˋ(°▽°)ノ translate?

"Cat language translator." Plain.

ˋ(°▽°)ノ Teacher is overstimulated?The calm before the storm?

"The cat that saves land won't go away, I plan to do it once and for all." The small gathering spirit array was pasted on the cat's belly, "This is a contract, if you dare to reveal a word, you will die!"

(－▽－)||

To scare a cat?The teacher really... is too exciting~

"Meow~" A certain cat seems to be flattering, and it is naturally more flattering to feel the benefits~￣▽￣～

⊙﹏⊙b three degrees of sweat, the so-called newborn calf is not afraid of tigers~ Didn't you see that the teacher's face is already darker than the bottom of the pot?

"Now~ Lily of the Valley, watch this cat for me. If I see it in the laboratory~ I will eat cat meat hot pot for my next meal!"

Sure enough, whether it is a human or an animal, the sense of territory is very strong~

a week later:

"Echizen-kun, welcome again."

"excuse me."

"Meow~" A certain cat took the initiative to pounce on it.

"Carubin~" Cat Prince embraced with open arms and stroked her~

"Exactly, this is for you, Echizen-kun."

"What is this?" It looks like an earmuff, and the pattern on it is the image of a certain fat cat~

"Cat language translator." Mouth-mouth serious.

0.0→The owner of the cat, Prince Ryoma, is not wrong~￣▽￣～

"Can you please repeat what you just said?" Why did you have auditory hallucinations at a young age?

"Cat language translation machine." Follow kindness~￣▽￣～

"...Today is April Fool's Day?" The one who is joking but not responsible⊙﹏⊙b

"I'm not joking, this is a cat language translator. With it, your pets can communicate better, isn't it?"

"...I am 12 years old this year, not 2 years old╭(╯^╰)╮"

"I never joke around!"

Anyway, there is no loss---if it is useless, you can just laugh at each other---Prince Longma and Cat put on what is said to be a translator with cat ears: "Karubin?"

"Meow meow~ Master, I'm here~" Hearing hallucinations?

"Carubin?" He took off his earmuffs.

"Meow~" I couldn't understand again.

"Carubin?" He put on the earmuffs again.

"Meow meow~ Master, what's wrong with you?" Could it be a pre-recorded one---a normal suspicion~￣▽￣～

"Carubin turn around~" Fat Cat swayed around in circles, as if drunk.

"...Smile..." The cat laughs so scary Σ(⊙0⊙)

"...help me get an apple..." A certain cat jumped onto the table, and then the plate was overturned by the fat body, and the apple rolled down---is this a cat rolling an apple or an apple rolling a cat~(￣▽￣)～

"Card…"

"Ahem~ Please allow me to interrupt, if you don't want to stay and clean, you'd better restrain yourself." Addicted to playing?Didn't you find that this is someone else's place?

"...I'm sorry..." Pulling the brim of the hat, the ears are red, the behavior of the cat boy is not bad *￣▽￣*

"Since the authenticity of this translator has been proven, then Echizen-kun, please take this fat cat away." No scholar will take a good look at a guy who always makes trouble!

"Oh~ can I ask who invented this translator?"

"While you are far away in the sky, you are close in front of your eyes, my lord."

"Impossible!" blurted out.

"Why not?" Age discrimination?

"But... you're about my age..."

"I think with my WizaterJa's strength, I can't handle such a small device ←_←" Please, is that a small thing?Well, for Ms. R, it’s really not that big~￣▽￣～

"WizaterJa?! Are you that WizaterJa?!" The world-renowned invention genius, owns many patents, and has won countless world-class competition championships, big and small, and is hailed as the greatest genius and inventor since Einstein!

And now, the greatest king of inventions is... just... close at hand? ! MyGood! True or false? !

"Please sign me!" This sentence has become one of the biggest stains in the life of Prince Longmamao╭(>0<)╯

0.0←A certain R, don’t doubt it, it’s her~

"...You're out of your mind, Echizen-kun?"

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