The soy sauce life of the comprehensive world?

Mr. Tori from Class A of the 2nd year is a magic enthusiast and also a lover of cross talk. He is best at stand-up comedy. He often "demonizes" his left hand, and then there are wonderful quarrels, which make people amazed , Shout out!

People always look at the world with their own ideas, and reality is often distorted... There is nothing wrong with it. It is better to smile happily in ignorance than to live in real fear~￣▽￣～

For example, in the eyes of other teachers and students, the ever-changing left hand of the ghost is actually a powerful evil spirit sealed; the young and beautiful wife of Mr. Torono is a "taste idiot" wife whose real identity is Yuki...

Sandwiched between evil spirits and monsters, using dandruff to think about how "rich" this poor big brother's life is, the wariness of alien races against humans is growing steadily, but there is such an "ambassador of peace" The 'model' is here, and we can still look forward to it in the future (*￣▽￣*)

However, since Mr. Tono came to Bingsheng Elementary School, weird things happened frequently. Accidents happen every three days. It is said that being entangled by ghosts is unlucky for life. What about being entangled by ghosts and demons at the same time?Mobile Plague God!

Ever since this active disaster collector lived in Bingsheng Town, ghosts, goblins, goblins and so on have been 'attracted' here one after another, and strange things have happened one after another---

Those who take the stairs have one more step, those with long legs like brooms and kettles run around by themselves; chalks and blackboard erasers fly out of nowhere... Fortunately, the pranksters are all little bastards, and fortunately, there is this daily accident king + part-time job The existence of the magician, all kinds of strange and unlucky things every day often open the eyes of the people in the town, so the ability to accept all kinds of weird events is greatly improved, thinking that it is the "zero ability" who is improving himself The level of magic is working hard in practice.Look~ what a beautiful misunderstanding~(￣▽￣)~

Are optimist and rough-natured people particularly courageous?

The very few "individuals" who were "neurotic" before have become accustomed to it now, how normal is this~

Very good, she found the right place!

Relax and devote yourself to the design and development of the simulation device. The imitation of soul fluctuations is not difficult, but the hard part is how to deceive the world!I don't know if Mr. Torono has been able to see spirits since he was a child or if he has a keen sense of 'profession', if it's just a special case, it's okay, if it's not...

So --- be picky and keep improving!

In addition, the monotonous life has been enriched by the addition of a certain "selfless person" who "burns himself to illuminate others"~ It also makes Reallyer feel that he is the only one who is so unlucky. It is a model of being loved by the god of decline~

"Hey, I want to eat beef." We ran into each other in the supermarket, and a certain ghost insisted on clinging to the freezer. Of course, to outsiders, it was Mr. Tono who was performing humorous stand-up comedy again. Excellent ventriloquism~￣▽￣～

"That's enough, teachers' salaries are limited, and they can't afford your consumption o(>_<)o"

"What~ I only ate a little, how stingy!"

"Is that just a little bit for you?!" The vegetable money alone costs thousands of dollars a day. If he didn't have a part-time job, he would have gone to the Northwest Wind long ago. What else would he use to support his family? !

'Crackling~' started 'self-tapping' again ╮(￣▽￣")╭

People around who had something to do shook their heads and walked away, and those who had nothing to do simply stopped to watch the excitement.

The left hand hits the right hand, and the left hand hits the cheek~ The right hand and a pair of feet counterattack the left hand, how interesting~ Mr. Tori, thank you for bringing a lot of joy to the people of Bingsheng Town~

"Dear~" The blue-haired woman in kimono rushed towards him, but a man who was supposed to 'enjoy' his beauty was instantly frozen into a block of ice. The woman seemed unaware, still shaking him excitedly. "I saw a very cute bag, can I buy it? Can I... Hey? What's the matter with you dear?"

What's the matter?It's no wonder your complexion looks better after being frozen into an ice cube by you!The 'perfect' 'devotion' on the opposite side~ Mr. Torono is so keen on magic, why didn't he develop in that direction back then?Could it be that the examiners back then were more rigid and didn't know how to appreciate the 'new style of humor'?Well, probably ψ(￣︶￣)ψ

The so-called one side of water nourishes one side, and those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black---look, even the most neurotic people can calmly and calmly accept the endless strange events, what else can they not face?

In the not-too-distant future, the peaceful Bingsheng town is becoming more and more lively day by day, and the residents of Bingsheng town accept it calmly. They have already seen even more strange things. This is just pediatrics╰(￣▽￣ )╭

'Look~ This is an example of being loved by the God of Plague~ In the past, when people were unlucky, they always used the catchphrase to see ghosts, but now it can be completely proved that seeing ghosts is really not a good thing~ especially if you are haunted by ghosts to death, maybe you can't even die after death. An Ning's unlucky ones are the worst! '

[…] A certain demon king was speechless, the fact that this argument was too strong, he couldn’t find a place to refute it at all.

'How long does this guy's contract expire? '

[Originally there was only one school year, but after Mr. Toron came, the whole Bingsheng Town was very lively, and because of its vigorous vitality, the school had a very strong intention to continue signing the contract. ]

'Contract renewal? 'Tui Tui glasses,' this is not a good thing~' It's just a small fight now, but this humanoid mobile disaster body will inevitably attract big monsters if it stays for a long time!

These days, the number of human beings with powerful spiritual power is decreasing year by year, because these 'rare species' are easy targets for big monsters, and monsters don't care how many people are killed or injured!

"Gather, bite and kill!" A little bully who was on the evolutionary path of the second grade appeared on the stage again, and the people around him scattered, and a certain bad pot who had just broken through the ice was a little too late to vent his anger.(￣▽ ￣")╭

Anyway, this is the number I was looking for, and the unbeatable Xiaoqiang's physique is very suitable for Skylark's appetite, so he hits the ground very hard, such a good free sandbag is not for nothing!

'Look~ There is no turn for good things, bad things always come first, mobile disaster maker, if you stay for a long time, you will inevitably be hit by him!I'm fine, but I'm affected... I can't afford to bet on it! 'Turn around and leave.

[where to? ] In this kind of leisurely and almost boring place, it is rare to have free entertainment to "watch", and it still does not bring heavy samples every day. Iffy has almost become a half-hardcore mystery, "halfway" is really a bit reluctant.

'Let the principal change his mind, and stay away from the mobile plague god to ensure the safety of his life! '

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