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"Young man~ you can be my son-in-law~"

How would you react if you were suddenly stopped on the street and confessed to someone you didn't know?Now you are in the wilderness, how will you deal with being proposed by a stranger who pops up out of nowhere?

Changhao's face can't help twitching --- he hasn't practiced yet, and he changed to an old fox. With a few simple words, the other party can't tell the difference between east, west, north, south~(￣▽￣)~

When did my luck 'back' to this extent?The arrested strong man will get shot with an arrow when he goes out with someone to pick medicine?

"This... old man..." should be a person—.—||an ordinary farmer, "I can't decide this matter alone, and...we don't seem to know each other?" If his memory didn't strike, no It seems that she has never lived before!

"Young man, saving a lifetime is better than building a seven-level pagoda~" begging, but old man, does saving people have anything to do with being your son-in-law?Chang Hao really wanted to explain, but the other party was blunt and had no place to intervene. The kitten was sweating profusely, but there was a person and a strange person next to him, trembling with laughter as if watching a play, not in the mood ╭(╯^╰) ╮

"Ahem~ please allow me to interrupt, old man, how many people have you told this sentence?" Enough laughing, Miss R who got Yifei's information finally remembered to come up to make a rescue *￣▽￣*

"Today you are the 15th, and the only one who is willing to stop and listen to me┬＿┬" The old man burst into tears, "Young man~ You won't suffer from being my son-in-law, my daughter is a great beauty!"

(﹀_﹀")

The black lines quickly and responsibly flew to the place where they were needed, the crow guest actors flew across the sky in rows, and the cry of "Ahobei~Ahobei~" lingered for three days, endlessly ╮(￣▽￣")╭

"Excuse me... old man, what is this..." Suddenly the term 'Chongxi' popped up in my head ╮(￣▽￣")╭ would be so abnormal to hold passers-by to sell my daughter... there must be something wrong with my brain! But the old man has been lost for so long... Looking at the sky, it's almost dusk, and the family hasn't found it yet... It's unlikely... That is to say... Are you in trouble?

"Let me ask again, old man, why did you suddenly ask someone to pretend to be your son-in-law?" A certain R can always pick out the key points.

"Hey? You...how did you see it?!" exclaimed, "Little baby is so smart~"

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Anyone with a little brain can guess such an obvious thing, okay? !

"Alas... half of it is actually my fault. If I hadn't gone to the forbidden area... this kind of thing wouldn't have happened..."

The old man said that his only daughter was seriously ill, and Yao Shi Wenwen was about to die. At this moment, a wandering monk passed by, and he revived his heart with a magical medicine, and left a prescription to confirm that the young lady was dead. Only left after the danger.

Although the medicinal materials are quite expensive, some savings at home are good, but dew is needed to boil the medicine, and the old man has to get up early to collect it every day. After a long time, his body can't bear it, but the life of his daughter is the most important thing, and he didn't care about it when his wife left early. Married, there is only such a single seedling in the family, and his daughter is everything to him, no matter how tired he is, it is worth it!

But the accumulated fatigue will wear down the body one day. That day the old man got up late and there was no dew. What should we do about his daughter's illness?

Later he thought of the forbidden area in the back mountain, the river pond where the gods lived in the legend, that is the residence of the gods, the water must meet the requirements!

Between the life of his daughter and being cursed by the gods, the old man chose the former, gritted his teeth, sneaked into the back mountain, took some water secretly when no one was around, and then left quickly.

The "Shenshui" is very effective, and the daughter's recovery is faster and better than before, which strengthens the old man's determination. However, if he walks too much at night, he will eventually encounter ghosts. Once he stole water and was caught by the owner of the river pond. Got caught!

Facing the angry river god, the old man chose to confess, and asked for the water to be sent home before leading him to death. However, because of his honesty, the river god dispelled his anger and said that if his daughter would marry her after her illness He spared his death.

At that time, the old man was indulging in the surprise of surviving, and agreed without thinking about it, but after a long time, he began to worry again.

"It's okay if it's really a river god, but how could a high-ranking god fall in love with an unmasked village girl? If it's a monster... Isn't this sending your daughter to the tiger's mouth?" The old man burst into tears.

"The so-called son-in-law?"

"The bride of the river god should refer to a pure and flawless woman? If... Shima... the daughter is already married... the other party will give up Shima..."

Haven't you ever thought that if that 'river god' gets angry, your family will be unlucky, and you will get a fake son-in-law#-.- Or, you have to get an outsider to be reconciled, old man, you are right about your daughter There is no doubt about love, but... too rough or too optimistic?Do you think God is so easy to dismiss?

"Young man, can you help? Considering your young age, the river god might let go of TAT"

"...Why do you think you can definitely help the ground?" If you knew it earlier, don't stop and listen to his nonsense, this kind of entrustment, eleven out of ten are afraid to argue with each other #-.-

"Because of intuition! My intuition has been accurate since before, otherwise why would I believe a wandering monk? Why did I go to fetch water in a forbidden place? Why did I stop you? Because I know, there must be a door!" Confidently ╮(￣ ▽￣")╭

The entangled teenager was completely depressed to the point of being bored, and the little monster threw himself on the ground, obviously being hit hard by this series of shocking reasons~

The remaining one is because of his 'foresight' --- the cheating of the glasses devil --- he has already known the cause and effect, and his resistance is relatively strong --- in fact, it is not that he has never experienced more strange things, such a little drizzle can't beat me~

"Young boy, you won't be so cruel as to see death without saving you, will you? Don't make me despair of human nature TAT" In fact, I am also very desperate for you, old man TAT

The old man knew how to find a needle, seeing that Chang Hao's clothes were soft, he hurriedly dragged him home.

"If you are really my son-in-law, I don't object to it. It seems that you have a good character and a future, young man~(￣▽￣)~" Please, where do you know that you have a good character and a future?Look at the picture?

In the end they were taken to a big house, the old man did not lie on this point---the family has a lot of money~

"Introduce to you, this is my proud daughter---Shima Katase*￣▽￣*" Until now, they are 'lucky' to know the old man's surname...

Ms. Zhima looks one or two years older than Changhao. She has a delicate appearance, a radiant complexion, and a high spirit. She doesn't look ill at all.

"This is the effect of Shenshui, otherwise Zhima would not be able to recover so quickly, and there would be no sequelae at all!" Did Changhao ask the question?There is a good speaker, save your trouble~

"But Father, you shouldn't have brought such a young child into this. Back then, you had made a promise, even if the other party was a monster, you still had to keep your promise." That's quite reasonable~

"But...but... Zhima is still so young... I don't want you to marry off >_<You are a woman, you will be bullied, you will definitely be bullied>_<" tears and snot flying all over the sky——||

"Miss Shima isn't afraid?"

"Even if you're afraid, there's nothing you can do about it? Anyway, I got my life back. If I exchanged my father's life, it would be considered as a repayment for his many years of nurturing...Fortunately, I don't have anyone I admire..."

"Shima＞_＜"

"Father, don't cry, maybe the other party is a good... monster..."

Father and daughter embrace each other and play a big emotional scene, accepting fate?

"Hey...do you want to help them?" The mob gently tugged on Changhao's sleeve with his front foot, his tone very uncertain.

"...Accordingly, it should be...but somehow I don't have any motivation—.—||But since it's all here..."

"Don't worry, Zhima, the little brother I invited is a brilliant onmyoji, and he will definitely be able to settle the matter satisfactorily! Right, brother? Right?" Wrinkled eyebrows, it turns out that you are planning to use someone to deceive your daughter what?

Just talk about it and you can win the lottery casually. The old man’s luck is indeed...surprisingly good~ From the side, it represents Changhao’s special luck today ╮(￣▽￣")╭

A certain one was pushing her glasses without a trace, covering the corners of her mouth with her sleeves, she did not gloat, absolutely not~￣▽￣～

The dinner is very rich. It is said that the river god will come to marry before midnight. Is it the last supper?The guests who were entertained could not help but think that the black thread has always been inseparable from the back of the head, and old man Katase's pestering skills are unparalleled in the world ⊙﹏⊙b

"Here we come!" With a huge roar, any fool knows that the 'creditor' is coming ==|||

"I am the owner of Hetang, and I invite you to marry Miss Shima as agreed." After the smoke cleared, a... small shadow appeared?

Wearing a dark red hunting suit, with brownish-yellow skin and two beards around his mouth, he is very short, equivalent to a 10-year-old child, pulling a trailer full of betrothal gifts such as pearls, coral, and jade.

"Unexpected confession~" In short, I feel that the combat power has suddenly dropped to a negative number. The opponent is just a carp spirit who has just been able to transform into a form, but it is still very reluctant. It is not too much. It is not beautiful for them to intervene again.

"I'm very sorry, Lord River God, my daughter...my daughter has a marriage contract...today is her big day...this is her husband-in-law!" No wonder the dinner was so sumptuous and the room was decorated with joy. Rehabilitation is for weddings~￣▽￣～

"Lai Changhao, this is the benefactor who cured your wife's strange disease, the owner of Hetang, come and say hello!" The old man Katase, who is extremely talented in some aspects, interrupted a certain animal very "coincidentally". The unfinished words, talking to himself, pulled people to the front of the demon fish.

"It's too much... It's obviously an appointment before..." Big tears poured down. "Breaking the contract for a little boy? Throwing my friendship on the ground...too much..." seemed very sad, "I will never accept it!" broke out ~￣▽￣～

The murloc turned back into a fish again, a carp the size of a house, its body pressed against the roof, its tail flapping to wreak havoc.

"I will never admit it, who wants to marry you >_<"

"Youth~" begging eyes*2

"...Got it..." The weakest commission in history——||

A certain R pushes the glasses, the ending is already doomed, but this play still has its own characteristics.

"Ugh...I just want a wife...why...everyone is obstructing me..." The restrained murloc cried loudly.

"How about I be a matchmaker for you?" A certain R, who had always been an invisible person, came into view, holding a bunch of scrolls that he didn't know where to get.

"What is this?" And where did all this come from?Chang Hao wanted to know, but he also knew that the other party would not speak directly. He was too young to practice Tai Chi.

"I'll copy it while you guys are in the heat just now, I believe you will be very satisfied." The embarrassing faces on the opposite side obviously don't believe it, I really don't know the goods, I have a good heart~

"Take a look, just take a look, I promise you won't regret it." He pressed the painting in front of the carp spirit, unlucky, and opened it in front of his face---

There is no response for a long time, is this good or bad?Changhao was a little uneasy, and was about to open his mouth...

Clumps of pink flowers bloomed from the back of the carp spirit, and a pair of red hearts rose from behind the scroll: "I am very satisfied, if you succeed, I will invite you to drink wedding wine, great matchmaker!" Turning around, rushing into the distance, the slogan is, "beautiful People wait for me, I'll come~" The shackles are miraculously released, the power of love?

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"... Yulan... What is that painting..." Chang Hao asked after a long silence.While picking up a picture that fell on the ground, he was stunned after taking a look, this, this, this...

"Interracial love is difficult to succeed. It is better to find a girl of the same race to have a common language. I am thinking about it O(∩_∩)O" The painting also includes specific addresses and directions, as well as the life preferences of the girls , how caring~

Where did you get the information from?With the information collection database of Yifei's activities, isn't it at hand?

"That's right... but... I always feel... something is wrong..." No matter how I think about it, I feel awkward, but I can't tell what is wrong, and I feel very uncomfortable TAT

"OK~Everyone's happy~Everyone's happy~" This is the end of the play, all appeals are rejected, and the case is closed!

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