I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

Special Episode 2/Chicken

"Little Red Heart, tap a little, the anchor's voice is sweeter than honey~ Little gift, take a walk, the anchor's gun is special six!"

When Ye Yan came back, Chen Xingge's voice was coming from the study.

He didn't even close the door. This person has become more and more rampant recently.

Ever since he got a boyfriend from the big guy in the game area, Chen Xingge's love for games has increased a lot. In addition, the trainees are all boys of his age, and the most popular thing to play when they have nothing to do is to play games .

At first, Chen Xingge felt that his skills were not good enough, but later he found that some people's skills were worse than his, but they still walked confidently in the stimulating battlefield, and he instantly felt that he could do it again.

As a result, it turns out that this game is not just about passion.

Therefore, Chen Xingge pestered Ye Yan to let him take him to play when he was free, and slowly from the beginning that he would only follow Ye Yan to now he was able to walk independently.

congratulations.

But the joys and sorrows of human beings are not interlinked.

Ye Yan looked at Chen Xingge, who was getting more and more addicted to games, and suspected that it might be a mistake for him to play games with him before.

Mengjing was very strict with the first batch of trainees. After all, they were all the anchors who went out of Mengjing, and they all knew what their goals were, so no one complained, but when Ye Yan went to the company to see Chen Xingge, he still heard other people's complaints. A few complaints.

Time is tight, tasks are heavy, diet must be controlled, and what's more frightening is that the time for playing with mobile phones is still limited.

So during the few days of vacation, Chen Xingge didn't have any restrictions. He stayed inside for half a month, and it was rare to come out once. When it was time to relax, he had to relax.

This caused Chen Xingge to start playing games after he came back.

Ye Yan felt that his boyfriend was going to be abolished.

Mengjing's training was well kept secret to the outside world, and no information was leaked for the time being. Chen Xingge was still the anchor of Dreamland to the outside world.

Everyone found that recently their spirited guy has gone forever, and the content of the live broadcast is no longer shaking hands, but playing games.

Although both activities test hand speed, there are still essential differences.

However, Chen Xingge's fans did not decrease but increased.

One of the main reasons is that Chen Xingge no longer wore the outfit of a spirited guy during the live broadcast. Under the camera, a clean boy, without those red and green foundations on his face, looked like a young boy.

【ah! ! !Son smash you finally live broadcast! ! !Mom waited so hard for you! ! 】

[Peerless beauty reappears in Jianghu!I am complete! ! ! 】

[Without the spirit of the guy's pot head, Ye Qingjie]

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) ! 】

[Husband fucks me! ! ! 】

[? ? ?Which breed is upstairs?How did you escape? 】

[Stop dreaming, Baby Star is already on my bed! 】

Chen Xingge looked at the uncontrollable direction of the barrage, and couldn't laugh or cry, "I didn't have time to change my jersey today, it's a bit informal, please forgive me."

【...No no no, no need to change】

【The shirt made me laugh so hard】

【ah!Suddenly feel a little cute!Woohooooo Star Baby is so dedicated, so is that suit a shirt?There is a sense of ceremony, the man who works is really attractive]

[After watching it for a long time, I feel that the spirited guy has a little delicate features]

[Wake up upstairs, you are the body of a glutton! ! 】

After Chen Xingge opened the live broadcast and checked it, he played the game, feeling excited.

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"Let's play something else today." Chen Xingge turned down the camera and brought up the screen again, "I believe everyone knows this game, yes, it's just eating chicken!"

[? ? ?Brother Xing is going to transform into a game anchor? 】

[Playing games? ?I am not wrong, right? 】

[...Baby, have you forgotten the thing about chasing people and calling you daddy? 】

【upstairs! !What did I miss!Please show me the way! ! 】

[Guide → F God recorded the screen on the evening of x month x day, although I don’t want to admit it, but Brother Xing, you have to recognize your own strength]

[Would you like me to help you recall how many times you called God F daddy that day? 】

【what? What! ! ! God F actually played games with Brother Xing? ? ? ?What did I miss! ! ! 】

【sky! ! !Mars is real! ! ! 】

[The person who was at the scene that day said: I hit it...]

Chen Xingge's passion was not affected by the barrage at all, but his morale increased greatly, "Yesterday's past let him go with the wind, and now I am no longer the past me! And the family motto of our Xingchen family is: surpass Myself! Nothing is impossible!"

"Look at it! I am so strong that I am afraid of myself, really."

Chen Xingge also remembered his painful experience of being forced to be demoted before, and the spiritual quotation came out:

"As the saying goes, put on socks before shoes, be a grandson before being a father!"

【...Good guy, a word brought me to the era of spiritual boys】

[It smells like that, it smells like that]

【He's still the old earthy boy who hasn't changed in the slightest】

【Ye Qing is back! 】

Chen Xingge had previously added the ID of the trainee who trained with him in advance. Several people made an appointment to play together. There were three people in total. One dream ID was Uncle Yin, who was an anchor in the singing area, and the other It's called Quanquan, an anchor in the dance area, both of them are people who like to play games.

After Chen Xingge went online, he casually sent an invitation, and two people entered the room immediately.

A little brother who looks like a black-skinned afro opened the microphone: "Brother Xing, here we come!"

The other one is a fair-skinned female image, but a male voice said: "Hurry up! Drive! I can't wait!"

Some sharp-eared viewers in the live broadcast room have already recognized who these two people are.

[Did I hear wrong?Isn't this my Uncle Yin and Quanquan?What kind of fantasy linkage is this? ? ? 】

【sky!When did they hang out together? 】

[Uncle Yin is waiting for me, you still have time to run!Be careful with this host!Those who got close to him all went to make earthy videos later! ! 】

[Ah circle baby, why are you here?Did you forget that you promised us a dress dance? ! 】

Chen Xingge glanced at the barrage, amused, "What are you talking about? Where did I spoil other anchors, and what's wrong with the video I shot?"

【I don't know the soil in the soil】

[The extreme soil is tide!Brother Xing leads the trend!Brother Xing is always invincible!Brother Xing I love you! 】

Four rows of three people randomly matched, Chen Xingge is number 1, Uncle Yin is number 2, Quanquan is number 3, and the remaining passerby is number 4.

Chen Xingge cleared his throat: "Can No. 4 talk?"

The small microphone in front of No. 4 flickered, and a soft and soft female voice came out of the microphone: "Yes... yes."

[! ! !It's actually a girl? ? ? 】

【Ah ah ah, I can do this voice! ! ! 】

Although Uncle Yin is called Uncle Yin, his age is definitely not at the level of an uncle. He is a few months older than Chen Xingge. He has no resistance to such a cute little girl, so he immediately moved forward.

"Miss, dance with me, I'll take you to eat chicken!"

Chen Xingge retreated automatically.

As a result, the girl ignored Uncle Yin and ran towards Chen Xingge, her excitement couldn't be concealed, "Xing...Brother Xing, what a coincidence! I really like you!"

Chen Xingge was taken aback, what kind of luck is this, that he got his fans in a random row?

Besides, how could this person recognize him at a glance?

The girl seemed to see Chen Xingge's doubts, and she explained thoughtfully: "I was also in God F's live broadcast that day, and I wrote down your ID for eating chicken."

Chen Xingge: "..."

Uncle Yin knew what was going on as soon as he heard it, "Brother Xing, you are very lucky."

Quanquan is a relatively shy boy, with a delicate appearance and a delicate voice, "Wow! I'm so envious!"

Before Chen Xingge could speak, he heard No. 4 continue to speak on the microphone, with a bit of shyness in his voice: "I...I am a Martian."

Except for these three anchors, most of the audience in the live broadcast room knew what Martian meant. Brother Xing and Flame’s CP became very popular, and some CP fans called themselves Martians.

Chen Xingge is still at a loss, are the little girls thinking so strange now?

"What a coincidence, I'm from Saturn. Your planet has been doing well recently?"

No. 4: ... poof

A piece floated across the barrage【Hahahahahahahahahaha】

"Mars is the CP name of you and God F..." Little girl No. 4 explained, "Brother Xing, don't you know?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

Wasn't it Starfire before?How is it Mars now? ? ?

When several people were chatting, the game had already started, and Chen Xingge stopped turning on the mic after marking the dots, but the two of them seemed to be on the brakes without stopping.

"Miss No. 4, your Martian group, can you invite me in too? I am very happy to join the organization!"

"Information? Of course I have information. I'm with Brother Xing every day..."

Before they finished speaking, they heard a burst of gunshots coming from the right, falling around them. The gossiping two changed their perspectives and found that the gunshots came from their teammates.

Chen Xingge fired at them a few times with a blank face, and then continued to run poison, "Slip of hand."

Uncle Yin: "..."

Circle: "..."

Number 4: "...★V★"

"The relatives in the live broadcast room can click the follow in the upper right corner, and the little red heart, click a little, the anchor's voice is sweeter than honey ~ little gift, take a walk, the anchor's gun is special six ~ see the shots I just hit Uncle Yin Have you? Feel the dreaded aiming."

【...is quite scary】

【Level [-] Body Stroke Master】

"I did it on purpose."

When Ye Yan came back, he happened to catch up with this segment.

Chen Xingge stared at the screen closely, glanced at Ye Yan and didn't turn his head, just said "You're back?"

【? ? ? 】

[Is there anyone in Brother Xing's family? 】

Chen Xingge glanced at the barrage, feeling bad, he only thought about the game and Ye Yan, and forgot that the live broadcast was still on.

He didn't deliberately tell the audience about his relationship status. Even in Mengjing, the people who ate and lived with him didn't know his relationship with Ye Yan.

Chen Xingge rubbed his nose, thinking about going back, "Well, I share the room with my roommate."

【I just wanted to ask, Brother Xing, did you move?I remember before that it was either at school or alone]

[Is it still your former roommate? 】

"It's not him." Chen Xingge didn't intend to tell everyone that he was at Ye Yan's house, "It's...another friend."

"Don't talk nonsense, Uncle Yin, come and pick me up, I won't be able to run into the circle anymore."

Ye Yan's movements stopped after hearing a familiar name, Uncle Yin, if you heard correctly, it should be a trainee who entered the dream mirror with Chen Xingge.

Just play games as soon as you come back, why don't you find a boyfriend to play with other wild men?

Ye Yan took off his coat and walked behind Chen Xingge. His upper body was exposed in the camera, but only up to his neck.

"Who are you playing with?"

The familiar male voice came into the live broadcast room through the microphone, and everyone who heard it was stunned.

Uncle Yin and Quanquan are both men of Mengjing. They have seen Ye Yan and know that Ye Yan is their boss. Now when they heard the voice suddenly, they almost thought that this person was their boss.

This is too similar!Could it be that they are guilty of listening to everyone?

And the Martian represented by number 4 is: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahIs this Flame?This is Flame! ! !Brother Xing's new roommate is God F? !

Mars is sugary again! ! !

【Brother Xing, your roommate's voice sounds familiar...】

[Everyone, I have a bold guess...]

[That voice just now! ! !It's God F! !Did I hear you right? ! 】

【upstairs!No, definitely, if not, I will do a thousand math problems live, and I will guarantee it with my many years of FFF members! 】

The FFF group is the name of Ye Yan's fans.

Chen Xingge did not expect to be able to recognize Ye Yan with just one sentence, and he was still trying to remedy it, "It's not Flame, it just sounds like him. Don't guess, it's a friend of mine..."

Before Chen Xingge finished speaking, he heard Ye Yan speak again, "Which friend of yours sounds like mine, why don't I know?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

Did this person do it on purpose?

【…】

【………】

Even Chen Xingge, who is usually thick-skinned and can dance in Wangzai in front of everyone, doesn't know how to deal with this embarrassing scene now.

The barrage has gone crazy.

【Ah ah ah ah ah! ! !Mars is real! ! ! 】

【sky!What kind of candy is this? 】

[Okay, Brother Xing, you don’t need to say anything, we forgive you for cheating this time! 】

【Oh shit!Eating a lemon-flavored candy with tears]

【ah!Sure enough, even the lies of love are particularly touching]

[? ? ?Where is this going?Can anyone tell me what happened to the barrage?Isn't it a shared lease? 】

【upstairs!Click on my avatar to watch the full record of Mars CP!Sweet home. 】

【It's true, it's true, who the hell said that Mars is not real? Who am I going to fight with all my life】

Uncle Yin and Quanquan have also gone crazy.

Sitting in Uncle Yin's car, Chen Xingge ran a small circle of poison. The man hit a tree three times, and his health bar was knocked down by a quarter. Chen Xingge was speechless: "Uncle Yin, what are you doing?" gone?"

Uncle Yin swallowed hard: "No...it's okay." My hands were shaking a little.

While talking, the Q letter rang, and it turned out to be a circle.

Uncle Yin quickly opened it.

- damn it!What's happening here? ? ? ?Why did Brother Xing live with the boss! ! !

- is it over for us ?Caught by the boss playing games!

Uncle Yin also wanted to know what was going on, and suddenly remembered that someone said that there was something wrong with Brother Xing's relationship with the boss. He didn't take it to heart before, but now he sees...

With a trembling heart, he held his mobile phone and typed.

-Do you remember that Yuanyuan showed us a post before?

-...

Miss No. 4 is a novice, and she was sniped before reaching the final round. Although Chen Xingge and the others were not very good, they made it to the last round with their skills.

Chen Xingge watched helplessly as the two teammates stopped a second before entering the circle, and the last circle shrunk so badly that they fell down within two strokes.

Chen Xingge: "..."

"What are you two doing?" Chen Xingge almost shouted.

It took a while before there was a response, "I'm sorry, Brother Xing, I'm stuck."

"What about the circle?" Chen Xingge was helpless, "You two are quite in sync?"

"He's stuck too, don't you think it's a coincidence?"

There were several teams in a small circle, and Chen Xingge was killed within a few minutes.

Chen Xingge sighed, "Come again, this game is not fun, if it weren't for the two of you getting stuck, you would definitely be able to eat chicken."

"Then what, I still remembered that I have something to do, let's not play Brother Ha Xing for now."

"My network is too slow, you wait for me to ask the property owner, it is simply a neglect of the owners of our community, so what, brother Xing, I will download it first..."

Within a minute, the two teammates who said they would fight with him until dawn had left the room at the speed of light.

【...How can I see something is wrong】

【This is the aura of Zhenggong. When God F came, no one else dared to speak.】

Ye Yan watched the whole process of the two leaving, and thought that they were acquainted.

"Have you eaten yet?" Ye Yan walked over.

Chen Xingge answered "no" very naturally, and rubbed his stomach, "I just sat here when I came back."

Ye Yan looked at Chen Xingge and said nothing, as if saying that you still have the face to say it.

Chen Xingge's eyesight was extremely good, and when he saw that something was wrong here, he was quicker than anyone to admit his mistake, "I was wrong."

Seeing this skillful movement, Ye Yan didn't even bother to get angry, "I order takeaway, and I'll download it for dinner."

There is still a while to order takeaway, Chen Xingge thought about it, and asked: "Play one more game? I swear, just one game, I will play when the takeaway comes."

【………】

[What kind of coquettish scene is this? 】

【I go?It’s the first time I’ve seen such a soft Brother Xing]

[These two have a leg, they must have one, if not, I'll give them my leg! ! 】

Ye Yan felt that his tolerance for Chen Xingge was getting bigger and bigger, "The last round."

"okay!"

When the two teammates were not there, Chen Xingge directly opened a random duo. He didn't dare to watch the barrage at all. He could imagine how crazy the barrage was.

Entering the quality hall, Chen Xingge glanced at the names of his teammates, he was No. 1, and his teammate was No. 2.

There is also a prefix in front of the name, which looks like an anchor of a certain platform.

It's just luck.

Just as he was about to speak, the mic on the other side was already on: "Way! Can you hear No. 1? Call me brother, I'll take you to eat chicken~"

Chen Xingge also loves to play, and the live broadcast must be interesting.

Chen Xingge imitated the tone of those female anchors in his impression: "Little brother, take me to eat chicken~"

[...? ? ? 】

【You are so coquettish】

[Brother Xing, have you forgotten the God F? 】

[F God: So love will disappear, right? 】

Chen Xingge looked at the barrage and said with a smile: "What do you know, a real man can always stretch and shrink."

No. 2 was also taken aback by Chen Xingge's coquettish voice: "Brother, you are so gay...but I like it!"

【...You two are so coquettish...】

Chen Xingge was almost sent away by this voice, subconsciously glanced outside the study, Ye Yan had already gone out to order takeaway, he let out a sigh of relief.

[If I'm not mistaken, did Brother Xing look at the side just now? 】

[Hahahaha, why do you feel like you're having an affair and you're afraid of being caught? 】

You are cheating!Are all relatives this year microscopes?

On the opposite side, No. 2 seemed to have confirmed that the eyes were full of flirtatious people, and turned on the strong teasing mode.

"Baby, follow me to skydive, don't lose it~"

"This is a fully equipped M4 with a nice voice~"

"This house is so dark, let's go in together~"

【…】

[Show but show]

[Big brother, please put it down, now everyone in the world knows that you are gay in gays]

【Too oily, too oily, I just ate today...】

Chen Xingge felt that he couldn't stand this person, "Then what, brother, I was wrong, don't do this, let's play the game well, don't you want me to eat chicken in this game..."

No. 2 laughed softly, "Eat chicken ~ how about adding a WeChat, brother will take you to eat~chicken~"

The word "eating chicken" also emphasizes the tone, for fear that people will think in a good place.

Chen Xingge's scalp was numb from the shock of these words.

【Fuck me, this is harassment, right? 】

[It's so disgusting! ! ! 】

[Can you kill this person, I can't bear it! 】

[What kind of weird teammate is this, can you keep your mouth clean]

Just as I was about to turn off the voice and ignore this person, I heard a movement at the door.

Ye Yan walked in with a sullen face. Just as Chen Xingge was about to explain, he saw Ye Yan walk up to him, bent down, put his hand on his, and then moved the mouse twice.

[System prompt: You eliminated JJ-wodedidihenda with a grenade]

【Teammate accidentally injured】

"Fuck me?" No. 2 probably didn't think he could be killed, "What do you mean?"

Ye Yan didn't get up, and leaned close to Chen Xingge's microphone, "He's taken, get out."

【…………………】

【grass!Let go! ! 】

【God F will always be God F!Mars I'm fucking locked up!I fucking waved the key and threw it to the sky! 】

[Ah ah ah!Is no one paying attention to the camera! God F showed his face! ! !I'm fucking blown away by the beautiful side profile! 】

【Ah, I'm dead, who the hell can stand this! ! ! 】

[I □□□□ fuck!Same frame!Today, I didn't do my homework, so I came to live broadcast! ! 】

Chen Xingge didn't even bother to watch the barrage now.

Ye Yan must have watched the live broadcast outside, and also heard the words just now...

What should I do if my boyfriend is angry?Wait online.

After No. 2 was killed, he went offline. After that, Chen Xingge didn't dare to look at Ye Yan again. Even if he didn't look at him, he could still feel the anger emanating from the person next to him.

【God F is angry, right? 】

[I must be angry, I am even angry, what the hell was that idiot just now? 】

Chen Xingge swallowed, and 180 remedial methods flashed through his mind.

Finally the paw reaches for the camera.

Then, amidst a bunch of question marks, he turned the camera to the white wall.

Taking advantage of this distance, Chen Xingge tilted his head and kissed Ye Yan's lips.

In a tone that can be heard by two people, said softly: "Don't be angry, just eat chicken with you, okay?"

………………

For the sudden end of the live broadcast, Chen Xingge hurriedly explained on Weibo the next day.

Comments rose rapidly, and netizens seemed to have bought a house on Chen Xingge's Weibo.

[F God is awesome, Weibo was posted only after a day]

[God... is this an apology Weibo!This is the official Weibo of Mars! ! ! ! 】

[Knock it, knock it!Let alone, God F is so fierce! 】

【No... what are you all talking about?Why did the broadcast suddenly go down yesterday, I just want to ask what happened next? 】

When Chen Xingge saw this comment, what happened last night floated through his mind, and his face became hot.

later?It's time to pay to watch later.