I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

After the annual meeting, it didn't take a few days. The video of Chen Xingge accepting the award that night spread all over the Internet.

The cute boy with handsome face and good body, long legs and upturned buttocks on the stage is versatile. He is not only good at shaking hands, but also proficient in singing and dancing.

Usually he still shows his face as a spirited guy, although he is not exactly the same as the person who came to the stage to receive the award, it can be said that he has nothing to do with it.

Although I wear a suit, my heart is still earthy.

Chen Xingge's Weibo rose to a new record on the same day.

Most of the first words of new fans after applying to join the family are: Baby!Mom is late! !Send your mom photos of you over the past few decades!

The old man Xingchen looked confused: Huh?What the hell?we don't know either

In the past, I only promoted family spirit and traditional arts, but no one told me that there is still a job to take pictures?

We also don't know that this person has the same makeup skills as Yi Rong.

So everyone turned to Dreamland and Weibo one after another, trying to find traces of handsomeness from the previous posts.

It still ended in failure.

In the end, this group of people really had nothing to do with it, so they directly posted the video of Chen Xingge receiving the award in the hot search, trying to get the right owner's attention.

The real master didn't know about it at all, and didn't even open Weibo.

The person on the other end of the phone was still chattering, but Chen Xingge didn't hear clearly at all.

My mind is full of the phrase "kiss you" that Ye Yan said just now.

And the temperature on the left hand.

The person on the opposite side attributed Brother Xing's slowness to the sadness of the failure of online dating, and Zhengyi opened the microphone: "Brother Xing, don't take it to heart if it's true or not on the Internet. Where can't you find a high-quality partner, this failure is like a trivial episode in your life, cheer up, the great youth is still waiting for us to squander!"

Chen Xingge took a deep breath, and said to the other end of the phone, "I'm in a relationship."

Shen Qi: "???"

"WTF?"

"Brother Xing, I have a date." Chen Xingge repeated.

The held left hand felt the movement of the person next to him. Chen Xingge turned his head and found that Ye Yan was looking at him. Chen Xingge suddenly felt a little embarrassed, and it was completely different from the state he had just announced that he had a relationship.

There was a moment of silence on the opposite side, and then there was a mess of heavy objects being hit on the ground, and finally, there was silence all around, and Shen Qi's voice came: "Fuck!!!"

Shen Qi asked again: "Where are you now?"

Chen Xingge looked around, and found that he had no idea where the two of them had gone, and he didn't want to tell the truth to Shen Qi: "On the way, what are you doing?"

"I want to see you!!!"

"I want to know who broke up the two of us!"

Chen Xingge said, "Then you don't have to come."

Shen Qi: "?"

"You know me." Chen Xingge squeezed Ye Yan's palm, "Ye Yan."

"Good-looking, good-natured, helpful, honest and kind, a particularly outstanding man."

There was a long silence on the other side.

Chen Xingge couldn't get enough of his new boyfriend's praise, "Flame, a well-known game anchor in Dreamland, has good popularity skills, and his strength is undeniable. More importantly, you know the Ye Group, right? My boyfriend's family."

Shen Qi couldn't bear his way of boasting like Brother Xing: "...Get lost! I'm still worried that you'll be too damned to jump into the river."

"Are you stupid? Where is the river in Qingcheng?"

"...I see there is a river behind this hotel."

"Then it's a fucking man-made river. It's just right for you to jump in and wash your feet, but it takes a lot of effort to wash your thighs."

"..."

Shen Qi and Chen Xingge have known each other for quite a long time, and the Chen Xingge he knows has a blank sheet of paper in terms of relationship.

The only time was when Chen Xingge found him after being out of his mind for a week and told him that he seemed to have fallen in love with a man. For three full days.

Since then, there has been no news related to feelings. Shen Qi also privately researched a lot of stories about this kind of group. What he can probably understand is that this circle is very chaotic. Shen Qi also pays special attention to whether there are any appointments around him People, there was none.

It may be that he was hit hard by the rejection last time.

Shen Qi came back to his senses, and asked on the phone: "Then what about the online dating guy? Is he too ugly, and after a comparison, he feels that the junior is ten thousand times better than him..."

Chen Xingge: "...Get lost!"

"Without online dating, it has always been Ye Yan."

Shen Qi seemed to be smiling, "Congratulations."

Chen Xingge: "Ang, thank you brother."

Shen Qi said again: "A hundred years together."

"..."

"Born your son early."

"..."

Chen Xingge didn't even have the desire to continue listening this time, so he hung up the phone directly.

After hanging up the phone, I found this declaration of leaving the singles extremely cool, especially when I said that I had a boyfriend, I don’t know why I felt so good.

So he picked up the phone again and dialed the number, and the connection on the other side was very fast.

When Yu went to present the awards, he looked at Chen Xingge with hatred in his eyes, and it would be difficult to pick a Liangzi who was one vote away. When he saw the phone call, he thought that this person was here to show off to him. He yelled over there.

"Isn't it just a trophy? Don't call me to show off. I don't care about it at all. I asked my dad to build me a car for this trophy. I threw it one by one to play..."

Chen Xingge interrupted at the right time: "...No, it's another matter."

Yu Fu couldn't think of anything else this person could do, "Say it."

"I'm in love."

Yu Fu: "..."

"My partner is good-looking, good-natured, helpful, honest and kind, very good, really, and the people who like him can't fit in several cars..."

Yu Fu was still immersed in the pain of missing the trophy just now, so he slammed it down, and finally couldn't hold back when he heard it, and cursed directly: "Enough! You can't fucking finish! You even made a special phone call." You are sick! Get away with my blessings!"

Chen Xingge: "..."

Refreshed.

When I dialed the third one, I was interrupted by an external force, and the phone was taken away before I could press the phone number.

"Not finished yet?" Ye Yan took the mobile phone to forcefully end the happy transmission.

"...It's over."

"Yeah." Ye Yan wanted to put the phone in his pocket, but forgot that he was wearing a suit today.

If you can't fit in, you can only give up.

Chen Xingge shivered when something touched his legs.

"What are you doing?" Chen Xingge turned his head to see Ye Yan's approaching face, and subconsciously leaned back.

For a moment Chen Xingge thought Ye Yan was going to kiss him.

There was no one on the street for a long time, although no one would have noticed the kiss at this time, but Chen Xingge felt like he was burning.

Usually when shooting videos, I don’t feel ashamed when I make any movements, but now I feel like I’m going to spontaneously combust just by getting a little closer.

The moment Chen Xingge said it, he felt a sinking in his pocket.

... Put down the phone.

Oh shit.

want to escape.

Ye Yan didn't leave after putting down the phone, the two of them stopped walking at some point, Chen Xingge's face was hot from the close distance, and he just wanted to say thank you when he heard Ye Yan speak .

"It seems that what I said just now has not been done."

What was said just now, the two of them tacitly agreed.

"This is on the street." Chen Xingge's voice was small enough.

Ye Yan's voice was pleasant to hear, but now it was more like talking next to his ear, carrying a small electric current, Chen Xingge felt that half of his body was itchy.

Suddenly, there was a burst of warmth from the earlobe, and Ye Yan bit it lightly, and the tingling sensation spread across the other half of his body when his teeth grazed.

"Is it okay not to be on the street?"

Too foul.

"Brother, I want to kiss you."

……Hold.

When he was pushed over, Chen Xingge's mind was blank, the alley was very dark, and he couldn't see the other party at all, Chen Xingge subconsciously grasped the hand he was still holding.

Chen Xingge was pressed against the wall, and when he tilted his head back, he touched Ye Yan's hand underneath, it was hot.

The heartbeat was so fast that it was hard to tell who belonged to whom. Ye Yan clung to his body and silently occupied the high ground.

Putting every sense to the maximum in the dark, Chen Xingge could clearly hear Ye Yan's breathing, overlapping with his own.

"Is it possible?" Ye Yan moved his head forward, accurately found the tip of Chen Xingge's nose, and pressed it lightly.

It was too close, so close that Chen Xingge had the illusion that he could touch Ye Yan's lips as long as he moved forward one centimeter.

May I?

Chen Xingge felt that he didn't think at all, or didn't need to think at all, so he raised his hand hanging aside, and grabbed Ye Yan's collar.

He didn't know if he made the movement of pulling forward, and it seemed that all the next steps were subconscious.

The moment he grabbed Ye Yan's collar, Ye Yan's lips fell.

No hesitation, no temptation.

He has never kissed before, so he has no experience of what it should feel like, and all his actions are subconscious.

Chen Xingge couldn't describe the rest of the process, and he couldn't describe it, because he would definitely be locked later, and he had already locked it twice.

Chen Xingge took the time to think about Yu Fu. He probably knew why Yu Fu didn't write emotional dramas in Jinjiang. It was probably because he didn't enjoy writing enough and every kiss would be locked.

At this moment, he realized that he didn't know when he liked the person in front of him so much.

It seems that what I wanted to do a long, long time ago was finally satisfied, the heart that was raised all the time was slowly returned to its place, the thirsty person finally met a spring of oasis, and the person who liked small animals finally got his wish. Beautiful and cuddly cat.

This cat also likes me very much, so much that he hugs him tightly, and licks his tongue everywhere he can touch it. Occasionally, when his earlobe is touched by him, he will unconsciously tighten his body. The sound of gasping from between its lips and teeth gave the cat some kind of signal, and it burrowed towards that place as a mischievous one. It's itchy on the face, but it's terribly comfortable in the heart.

When the phone rang, Chen Xingge opened his eyes suddenly, lost strength in his mouth, and bit his teeth subconsciously.

The gasp this time probably wasn't because of sensitivity, but because of... pain.

When Ye Yan withdrew from his mouth, Chen Xingge vaguely tasted the smell of blood.

"Are...are you alright?" Chen Xingge's voice was weak.

Ye Yan breathed heavily, and took a while to speak: "You want to bite me to death?"

How this sentence sounds is ambiguous.

Chen Xingge felt that his face was hot again, "No...you answer the phone first, in case there is something urgent."

Today's two protagonists have both come out, and I'm fine, and Ye Yan can be regarded as the leader of the dream world, so he must have more things to do than me.

Ye Yan wanted to say that Uncle Wen would take care of it, but after thinking about it, he took out the phone.

Sure enough, only Jiang Yuan can do things like spoiling the scenery.

Ye Yan didn't want to let go of Chen Xingge, so he put his head on Chen Xingge's shoulder and answered the phone in this posture.

Chen Xingge: "..."

Being too close, none of the voice on the phone came into Chen Xingge's ears.

"Brother Yan, I'm going back to China! You are ready to welcome me!"

Ye Yan: "...Get lost."

"So angry? It's been too difficult for me to be homeless for half a year. You don't know, these mentors are simply inhumane. Such a thick book doesn't even focus on it..."

With dishonest hands, Ye Yan slowly covered Chen Xingge's back.

Chen Xingge couldn't bear to move at first, but finally couldn't help it anymore, grabbed Ye Yan's clothes, and struggled to say two words, "Don't move..."

Jiang Yuan's ears were sharp, and he immediately heard Ye Yan's voice on the phone, "Brother Yan? Who are you with?"

Ye Yan stopped her hands obediently, but rubbed her lips back and forth on her neck. She stopped only when she heard Jiang Yuan's question, and said to the phone: "In the middle of the night, who do you think I'm with."

After finishing speaking, he moved the phone a little away, closer to Chen Xingge's ear, "Boyfriend, say hello."

Chen Xingge was fascinated by the sound of boyfriend, without hesitation, he said to the phone, "You... hello, classmate Jiang Yuan, long time no see."

Only then did Jiang Yuan find his voice: "Fuck? Brother Xing???"

"Who's the fuck?" Ye Yan took the phone back, "Call sister-in-law."

Jiang Yuan was so shocked by the news one after another that he couldn't think, and mechanically completed the instructions he received, "Hello, sister-in-law."

Chen Xingge: "...you're welcome."

"Fuck, what the hell is going on here?"

"That's what you heard, hang up, and send a message if you have something to do."

After Ye Yan hung up the phone, he nestled in Chen Xingge's neck and did not move. After 5 minutes, Chen Xingge couldn't hold back and asked, "What's wrong?"

Ye Yan turned his head this way, "Tongue hurts."

Chen Xingge: "..."

"Sorry, I didn't mean it just now." Chen Xingge asked, "Is it broken?"

"Yeah." Ye Yan said, "It's bleeding."

Just as Chen Xingge wanted to ask about what to do and whether he should buy some medicine, he heard Ye Yan continue to say, "I need my brother to kiss me."

Chen Xingge: "..."

After being interrupted by the phone call, there was not much atmosphere left just now, Ye Yan was just talking, just about to get up from Chen Xingge's body, when Chen Xingge grabbed his clothes again.

Chen Xingge used force with his hands to pull Ye Yan down, and gently touched the corner of Ye Yan's mouth with his lips.

"is this okay?"

This kiss was many times more innocent than the one just now, but Ye Yan still felt his heart tighten.

Immediately after that, he chased after him without stopping.

It seems like there can never be enough kisses.

Chen Xingge's breath was taken away by the fierce attack, and he felt a little out of breath after a while, so he gently pushed Ye Yan away with his hands.

It always feels like something bad will happen if you don't stop.

"First... first this way." Chen Xingge panted.

Ye Yan also noticed some changes, resisted to get up from Chen Xingge, but caught a certain word Chen Xingge just said: "First?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

"What about after that?"

"talk about it later."

Ye Yan stopped teasing Chen Xingge, and tucked the lifted shirt back into his trousers for him. When he tucked it in, he found that Chen Xingge's waist was really thin.

You can hardly touch the meat.

I don't know how to go further...

Chen Xingge waited halfway to find that this person didn't help at all, "Where are you touching?"

Ye Yan raised his hand and touched Chen Xingge's waist, "Your waist is too thin."

"You're smart!" Chen Xingge subconsciously yelled at him.

It was only after I found out that this sentence was ambiguous.

"Bibi?" Ye Yan went to pull Chen Xingge's hand after speaking.

"Who will compare this to you!"

When Chen Xingge returned to the street again, he had the illusion that everything that happened just now was like a dream.

When he looked towards Ye Yan, he happened to meet Ye Yan's eyes.

Chen Xingge: "..."

Chen Xingge coughed and changed the subject, "Where are we going?"

"go home."

"Ang." Chen Xingge looked around, "How to get there? Do you know where this is?"

Ye Yan: "..."

After turning on the navigation, I realized that this place is not far from Chen Xingge's house.

"We walked for so long???" Chen Xingge remembered that it took him an hour to drive to the venue.

"Is it long?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

It seems that there is nothing to feel.

Within half an hour of arriving home, Ye Yan stopped at the gate of the community.

"You go up."

Chen Xingge froze for a moment, "Aren't you going up?"

After I finished speaking, I realized that I subconsciously felt that Ye Yan would not leave, and suddenly felt that it was too hot.

Ye Yan smiled, "I have to go home today, and I have to talk to Uncle Wen about the venue."

"Oh." Chen Xingge was extremely embarrassed, "Then you, let's go, go back quickly."

"Not staying any longer?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

The lights in the community were not very bright, and there were not many good street lights. Chen Xingge and Chen Xingge stood under the only remaining street light.

"Jiang Yuan will probably have to fight for dinner after he comes back, will you go?" Ye Yan looked at Chen Xingge and chatted.

"Ah, let's go." Chen Xingge said, "Shen Qi and his gang probably have to ask, are you going?"

"En." Ye Yan squeezed Chen Xingge's hand.

"How about..." Chen Xingge looked down at the hands they held together, "Let's have a meal together? Anyway, we all know each other, so celebrate with Jiefeng."

"Okay." After Ye Yan finished speaking, he added: "Your share will be celebrated alone."

"Oh."

The two stopped at the same time.

"Then I'm leaving." Ye Yan said.

"Oh." Chen Xingge didn't move, and didn't let go of his hands.

"Kiss before leaving." Ye Yan raised Chen Xingge's chin with his hand, Chen Xingge was forced to raise his head, the faces of the two people were clearly illuminated by the dim street light, Chen Xingge looked at Ye Yan's face.

And the lips that are close at hand.

Chen Xingge didn't care if there were people beside him, he moved forward and kissed Ye Yan proactively.

The kiss didn't last long, the two had previous experiences and separated after a while.

"I don't really want to go back." Ye Yan looked down at Chen Xingge.

Chen Xingge felt a little embarrassed, "Is it normal for the two of us to be so tired just now?"

"I don't know." Ye Yan said with a smile, "Otherwise you can ask."

"Ask who?"

"Shen Qi." Ye Yan said, "Ask him if he got bored when he was with Ji Zhigang?"

"Forget it, he probably has to call me a heartless person."

"Yeah." Ye Yan smiled, "Then I..."

There was a loud sound of closing the door in the corridor, Chen Xingge pushed it out subconsciously, and Ye Yan's half-sentence was pushed away.

"Hey..." Chen Xingge looked at Ye Yan who was pushed out by him, a little apologetic, "Are you okay? It wasn't intentional, it's an inch."

The people over there stared at this side for a couple of times and were finally scared away by Ye Yan's stare. Fortunately, they didn't meet anyone who was looking for trouble.

"I'm leaving."

"Send a message at home."

"Ah."

"Let's take a taxi."

"it is good."

"Shall I call for you?"

"I'll just talk to Uncle Wen later."

"Then I'm going upstairs."

"Ah."

"Hey..." Chen Xingge walked halfway and turned around to look at Ye Yan behind him, and found that he hadn't left yet, "Why haven't you left yet?"

"You go up and I'll go."

"Oh." Chen Xingge didn't move again.

"What's wrong?" Ye Yan looked at him.

"Then what..." Chen Xingge also looked at Ye Yan, "Call me again."

Ye Yan immediately reacted to this kind of nonsense, which probably came down to a tacit understanding.

Ye Yan stood under the street lamp, and the light shone on his body, making him slender and tall.

"Boyfriend, see you tomorrow."