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When he came back to his senses, Ye Yan had once again occupied the sofa.

Why did I let him follow me back?

"Do you really think this is your home?" Chen Xingge threw clothes on Ye Yan, there was no place to put the coat that he took off, and Chen Xingge was tidy except for the clean bed.

Ye Yan casually tore off Chen Xingge's clothes and threw them aside, "Isn't my son's home mine?"

Chen Xingge didn't speak, and slowly stretched out a fist towards Ye Yan, stopped [-] centimeters away from Ye Yan's face, and slowly stretched out his index finger.

"fuck you."

"My son is really good at learning English."

Chen Xingge: "..." Fuck.

The distance was a little close, and Chen Xingge could see Ye Yan's head when he lowered his head.

After the weather turned cold, Ye Yan has been wearing a black knit hat like a smug face, but today he is still a little unaccustomed to seeing Ye Yan's hair suddenly.

Ye Yan's hair got shorter and shorter, and Chen Xingge could see his scalp from this angle.

Hair that is less than one centimeter looks particularly prickly.

Chen Xingge didn't know what kind of nerve he had committed, so he touched it with his hands.

It's really tough, just like Ye Yan.

It's not very accurate, it should be the same as Ye Yan before.

Ye Yan, whom I just met, is indeed quite prickly, not only his hair is hard, but his whole body is hard, full of thorns.

just now……

"Is Dad's head easy to touch?" A voice came from below.

"..."

Still prickly.

Like a talking cactus.

"My son's head shape is really round."

"roll."

Chen Xingge smiled.

"Are you still leaving today?" Chen Xingge asked.

"Yeah." Ye Yan said, "The university town has a power outage."

"The power went out again? That area is still a high-end community, and it is really positive to respond to the country's call." Chen Xingge felt wrong halfway through speaking, "How did you know that the power went out?"

"It was said in the group." Ye Yan said and turned the Q letter interface in the same direction, and the group chat messages were in front of him.

[Community Property: Notice: Due to circuit maintenance, there will be a power outage at [-] o'clock today. The specific call time is undecided. Residents are requested to be prepared]

Chen Xingge: "..."

Each community will have a general group, which includes but is not limited to notifications of various daily affairs, lost and found notices, gossip, and blind dates.

Chen Xingge saw a marriage advertisement posted.

[Aunt Chen: I am 59 years old, 1 meters tall, good-looking, plump and fair, widowed, and my children are abroad all year round. I am now running a large-scale breeding farm (with an annual income of over one million). I have 63 properties in the city center. Style, emotional loneliness, looking for you who are destined to spend the rest of your life together, treat me wholeheartedly, be honest and honest, be healthy, have a wide range of hobbies, males aged 26-62 are welcome, look forward to you who are destined to come into my life [flowers]]

Chen Xingge: "???"

Can this be sent out?

The phone is removed.

Ye Yan turned off the group chat as if he hadn't seen it, and when Chen Xingge thought he hadn't seen it, this person suddenly said a word.

"Want to sign up? Have you got Dad's permission to fall in love?"

Chen Xingge: "???"

It took a long time to understand what Ye Yan meant.

"Get lost." Chen Xingge yelled, "If you want to sign up, I can contact you right now."

"And then put on a family ethics drama with the stepmother?"

Chen Xingge: "You fucking?"

"Fucking enough, keep a line of life, so we can meet again in the future." Chen Xingge poked Ye Yan's arm vigorously with his fingers, "I just left the words here, see? Just here, just here, just here place."

After finishing speaking, Chen Xingge also felt that the ruthless words were a bit funny, so he couldn't help laughing.

My stomach hurts from laughing before I stop.

"Are you talking to me?" Chen Xingge pinched his waist and leaned on the sofa. There was not much room for him to sit, and Ye Yan took it all up. Chen Xingge's buttocks were only a little bit close to each other, and most of his center of gravity was on his shoulders. Leaning on Ye Yan.

Ye Yan didn't laugh that hard, but Chen Xingge's laughter was extremely contagious, and he couldn't hold it back.

His eyes were still bent, and he didn't feel that there were words like "good mood" in his tone, "Well, it's interesting."

"You fucking..."

What he wanted to say was instantly forgotten when he met Ye Yan's eyes.

I didn't feel it just now, but now I realize that the distance is a bit too close.

The two of them stayed outside for a day, and they squeezed together without feeling dirty at all.

Ye Yan's eyelashes trembled a little when he was smiling. I don't know it's not because of the angle. The eyes that usually looked sharp suddenly softened a little when he smiled.

Chen Xingge stood up abruptly.

"I'll take a shower first!"

It was only a few meters from the living room to the bathroom, and Chen Xingge jumped across it, almost tripped over with his left foot and fell over with his right foot.

As a result, I just took two steps and fell.

It's not the feet, it's the pants.

When Chen Xingge stood up, he felt something was wrong, as if something was loose, but he didn't care because he was absent-minded.

Now he knew where it was loose.

Today Chen Xingge played the role of a professor. He usually wears a white shirt and suit pants, but because Chen Xingge's waist is too thin and too fat, he found a belt.

"Did you untie it for me?" Chen Xingge looked at the trousers that had fallen to the ground and couldn't care about his emotions just now, his expression changed into panic.

"I have so much free time?" Ye Yan said, "Who just said that this broken belt almost strangles people in two?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

It's him.

They were arguing when they entered the room, but after untiing the belt, they were busy chatting with Ye Yan, never expecting that their breathing had become so smooth.

Fuck, what a shame.

When he stood up, he simply took off his pants.

A pair of long legs were exposed in the air.

Long, well-proportioned, no fat, just look at the outline and feel firm and elastic.

The white shirt on the upper body hung down without the restraint of the trousers, barely touching Chen Xingge's thighs.

Ye Yan looked at Chen Xingge who was bending over to pick up his pants, and felt that his throat was a little tight.

When Chen Xingge put his trousers on the chair next to him, he found Ye Yan looking out of the window out of the corner of his eye.

The windows were left open, wide open.

"Fuck!" Chen Xingge yelled and ran into the bathroom, much more smoothly than before.

It wasn't until after the run that he realized that there was no need for him to run, and it wasn't that he was wearing nothing.

It was only when the hot water hit him that Chen Xingge felt all the tiredness on his body recover. Today, he changed locations no less than three times. The filming process was exhausting. Although he didn't complain that he was tired, he also knew that today was a whole day It's all very hard.

It is estimated that not only him, but everyone is exhausted.

But no one said it, even Ye Yan, the young master, followed him for a day. Although he had no role, he stayed with him for a day like a supervisor.

Thinking of Ye Yan, Chen Xingge felt that his brain could not stop the car.

He took a handful of hot water and rushed it to his face.

Ye Yan waited for Chen Xingge to start washing before getting up and walking to the window.

Want to smoke a cigarette.

He needs to be calm and calm.

When the singing sounded in the bathroom, Ye Yan turned his head and glanced over there. This man has so many dramas in the shower.

It was only when Ye Yan sang the third line that she realized what the song was.

This man can even sing the Great Compassion Mantra.

After smoking a cigarette, it had no effect. He threw the cigarette butt into the ashtray after hearing the sound in the bathroom getting quieter, and drew the curtains.

The bathroom door clicked and was pulled open a crack.

Chen Xingge's voice came from inside.

"Dad...take off the pajamas for your son."

"..."

Adversity makes a man young, years younger.

If Ye Yan didn't respond again, he might still be a senior.

Chen Xingge breathed a sigh of relief after changing clothes and opened the door to go out, "It feels so good to be reborn."

"What?" Ye Yan looked at Chen Xingge who was lying on the bed. The pajamas were not one-piece. When Chen Xingge stretched his waist, a small part of his waist was exposed. Ye Yan turned his head and said, "Just put yourself Exceeded?"

Less than 3 minutes before and after, when Ye Yan looked at it again, Chen Xingge had already fallen asleep in the position just now.

Ye Yan glanced at Chen Xingge, who was sleeping extremely dishonestly, and went into the bathroom with his pajamas.

The hot air from Chen Xingge's washing just now remained in the bathroom, and Ye Yan didn't care whether the water coming out of the nozzle was hot or cold, and poured it directly on his body.

When I came out, the phone was ringing.

In order not to be disturbed when shooting, Ye Yan set the vibration.

Picking up the phone, I realized it wasn't my own, but Chen Xingge's.

The caller ID shows Shen Qi.

Ye Yan answered the phone very naturally.

"Hey?"

After a long silence over there, it should be that a different voice was heard from this simple word.

Ye Yan asked again patiently: "Is there something wrong?"

Only then did Shen Qi ask uncertainly: "Are... a junior again?"

"He's asleep." Ye Yan ignored Shen Qi's tone, and said again, "Is there something wrong?"

"No, it's nothing important." Shen Qi said, "It's Xiaozhi who asked me to thank Brother Xing for her."

"Oh, I see."

"Ah...that" Shen Qi stammered.

"Anything else?"

Shen Qi thought about how obsessed his brother Xing was with that bed, and tried to remind Ye Yan a few words, "That's right, you and brother Xing sleep in the same bed?"

"otherwise?"

"Ah, brother Xing, he's a thief, his bed, you have to pay attention to changing your clothes, and also pay attention to the top..."

Shen Qi was interrupted by Ye Yan before he finished speaking, "Thank you."

Shen Qi: "..."

Why is the phone a bit cold?

"Then..." Before Shen Qi hung up the sentence, the voice on the other side of the phone became busy.

Shen Qi: "..."

Chen Xingge was quite proficient at occupying the bed, his whole body was lying on it, Ye Yan looked at it for a long time and didn't know where to start.

After watching for a long time, I stretched out my hand to frame it.

Chen Xingge didn't wake up when he was dragging to the side, but he talked frequently in his sleep.

"Chicken...chicken..."

Ye Yan: "???"

What is this man dreaming of to be prosperous, democratic, civilized and harmonious? ? ?

Before Ye Yan could come up with more ideas about freedom, equality, justice and the legal system, Chen Xingge continued to say: "The seat is crooked."

"..."

The author has something to say: Shen Qi: Pay attention when you sleep on my brother Xing's bed@%&%￥[email protected]#

Ye Yan: Are you teaching me how to do things?

It's too late!

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