I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

It is a miracle that this person can find here.

The origin of everything is that Chen Xingge didn't know where to press it because of a hand mistake, and finally got the answer today.

The dynamic of that dream was about the fisherman brother, and it wasn't very positive.

The fried fisherman couldn't take it anymore after seeing the news, and actually came to the offline camp.

"This incident tells relatives a truth: remember to change hands when surfing the Internet." Chen Xingge said, "Personal privacy must also be protected."

"Don't say these things are useless." The fisherman brother said, "If you want to send a letter of war, send it, and if you are a man, you must face it!"

Chen Xingge: "???"

I really just made a mistake.

"Let's make an appointment another day, brother, I have something to do today."

After hearing this, the fisherman asked quickly, "What happened?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

After asking, I also found that it was too deliberate, so I took two steps back, coughed and said, "You are not scared and want to escape, are you?!"

???

Brother, why don't you go to the hospital?

It might really be a disease.

Chen Xingge sighed, "pk is fine, I have to find out first, are you representing the SEA family or yourself?"

The fisherman froze for a moment, and then shouted: "Sea's garbage family, I left early, okay! Don't get me involved with them."

He said with a disgusted expression on his face, as if thinking of something disgusting.

"Well, I accept your challenge." Chen Xingge said, "Do you dare?"

The fisherman regained his spirits in an instant, "I'm afraid you and I will never eat fish in the future!"

"Okay, then you come with me." Chen Xingge snapped his fingers, "It's already started."

Free labor delivered to your door, don't want it for nothing.

Gu Yu pretended not to see the corners of his brother Xing's mouth raised behind his back, thinking that this fisherman is good-looking, why is he so stupid, he left as soon as others said it.

·

When they finally got together at Chen Xingge's house, the team had expanded to six people.

Looking at the surrounding environment, the fisherman frowned, "Why did you bring me here? It's dirty and messy, and the place is so dilapidated..."

As if thinking of something, he took two steps away from the chest guard with both hands, and suddenly panicked on his face, "You didn't trick me to come here and kill people to silence me? Let me tell you, don't think that places without cameras are outside the law. landed!"

Chen Xingge: "..."

How did this person's IQ come to the present?

Ji Zhi has been discharged from the hospital. Shen Qi has been taking care of her at home for the past few days, holding a glass of water in his hand. Looking at the fisherman's bewildering behavior, he couldn't help asking Chen Xingge, "Where did you intercept this man? Did you hit your head when you were a human?"

Chen Xingge: "This may be a little long story, anyway, you just need to know that he is the investor of this video shooting."

"Him?" Shen Qi looked up and down uncertainly at the "investor" in front of him who looked abnormal, "Could it be the second generation of foolish, sweet and rich people who were sold by you?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

Chen Xingge sighed, thinking that his brother might have fallen in love these few days and his head was flooded.

"Turn your mind around a little bit." Chen Xingge said, "Besides Ji Zhi, you should also dress up a little bit."

Chen Xingge took out several scripts from his bag, "Let's take a look."

"The three of us watched it yesterday and thought it was pretty good. We want to make a big scene this time. You guys should read the script first."

The fisherman immediately came to his senses when he heard the script, "What do you mean?"

"Don't you want to pk?" Chen Xingge handed over a script, "How about this?"

"You let me read your script??" asked the fisherman.

"True PK never exists between two opposite sides!" Chen Xingge said, "Do you dare to accept such a challenge?"

"..."

"This is the call of the heart, this is the devotion of love, this is the spring breeze of the world..." Chen Xingge was an old MLM, "Can you see these people get away with it and the victims can only think they are unlucky? Do you still remember the creed that our spiritual family will always believe in?"

"Our families go back three generations, which ones are not from the same family! Besides, you are still wandering outside."

"Our PK this time is no better than other ones, it's better than presenting this script the best, under the fairest conditions, I believe that when the time comes, the people will have their own judgment in their hearts!"

Fisherman: "I rely on..."

"Or, you, a popular anchor who is one rank higher than me on the rankings, would you dare not accept such a challenge?"

Fisherman: "Come on! Anyone who is afraid is a grandson!"

This kid is really easy to coax.

Chen Xingge: "Let us welcome our new members with the warmest applause!"

"Let me introduce." Chen Xingge began to praise after flickering, "Brother Fisherman, the most potential anchor of Dreamland, the back wave of our spiritual family."

Although the fisherman brother is called brother, he is actually one year younger than Chen Xingge, and after the brainwashing incident just now, his naive nature probably left an indelible impression on these people.

Although there are quite a few fans online, it was the first time I received so much applause face-to-face, and I was a little embarrassed for a moment, but I still tried to maintain my ruthless role setting, "Tsk, forget it, just ask me to go .”

This person is really easy to coax, Chen Xingge sighed again.

Yu went to read the script very quickly, Chen Xingge simply told the story, this person was very excited.

A child is a real child, whoever he likes or dislikes is shown on his face. After listening to it, the swear words in his mouth are even more intense than when he declared war with Chen Xingge just now.

"Really heartless!"

"You deserve to be beaten by your father!"

"Who is that!" Yu Fu looked at Ji Zhi who was sitting quietly next to him, and took out a card from his pocket, but he didn't seem to be used to being close to this group of people. After all, he had just declared war with Chen Xingge, so he said awkwardly, "This There are 20 in it."

Ji Zhi: "???"

Shen Qi: "???"

Chen Xingge: "..."

"Look, I said it's right to bring him here." Chen Xingge whispered to Shen Qi beside him.

Shen Qi quit immediately, "What do you mean?!"

Yu Fu probably didn't expect this person to have such a big reaction, so he was stunned for a while before he said: "I don't know how much it will cost to sue them, you can use it first, I have plenty of money."

"..."

"..."

"..."

This sounds really bad.

"Do you want a lawyer? I want it with my dad. He must have a good one."

"Do you intend to publish the rights? I will ask my dad to find you to buy the script."

The rest: "..."

Okay, that's fine, it's annoying to talk about it again.

"No, thank you, that..." Ji Zhi's voice was not loud, and it was completely useless in front of Yu Fu. Yu Fu directly handed the card to Ji Zhi, but was stopped halfway.

Ye Yan, who had been silent by the side, suddenly said, "Take it back."

"What do you mean?" Yu Fu stared at Ye Yan, and suddenly felt that this person was a little familiar.

"It's no use."

Yu Fu wanted to say something, but Chen Xingge put his arms around his shoulders.

"My friend, don't worry about these details." Chen Xingge said, "There is still a wider world waiting for you to explore!"

"Our script currently lacks actors and props. I can see that you are suitable for this task. How about it? For a talented film school student like you, it's nothing to worry about, right?"

Yu Fu curled his lips, "That's it?"

·

After the script was finalized, all that was left was to decide on the actors and set up the venue. Chen Xingge didn't go to anyone else, he just yelled in Sunrise Alley.

The whole building is not high, only five floors. There are not many people in the self-built building who don't know Chen Xingge. The young socialites make the neighborhood relationship very good.

Chen Xingge did this kind of mobilization with ease.

"Brothers! Once upon a time, do we still remember the dreams in our hearts! Those envious eyes when looking at the glamorous people on the screen! Now! The opportunity has come! The stage that belongs to us has come!"

Although the people in Sunrise Hutong are poor, their enthusiasm for helping each other is extremely high, especially under the call of Chen Xingge.

Chen Xingge created a group and named him "Sunrise Crew Group" very formally.

Group Introduction: Super high-level crew, first-class professionalism, a better tomorrow is beckoning to us!

After a while, more than a dozen people have been added to this group.

Chen Xingge spoke in the group.

[Brother Xing: The script is in the group file, please read it, all kinds of suggestions and opinions are welcome]

[Brother Xing: Absolutely excellent, of high quality, it is expected to hit the most touching micro-movie of the year]

For the time being, no one replied in the group, only Shen Qi echoed with a guilty conscience.

The script wasn't long, and it didn't take many events to finish reading, and someone in the group began to talk.

[Crowd A: [thumb][thumb][thumb]]

[Crowd B: The script is really good!Brother Xing, your artistic level has improved again, I still remember that the scripts you showed me before were all non-mainstream]

[Brother Xing:? 】

[Crowd C: Right?Which one shall we play this time?I see there is a doctor of medicine in it, I think this role is very good, it suits me, I recently worked in a pet store, and I know more about this industry]

Chen Xingge watched as more and more people began to discuss, coughed twice, and typed on the phone.

[Brother Xing: Don’t worry, the roles given to you must be challenging. How can ordinary roles show off their acting skills? 】

[Brother Xing: Have you seen Train to Busan? 】

[Brother Xing: Do you know what is the most difficult thing to act in?It's those zombies!Those positions, expressions, and movements are all difficult】

[Brother Xing: Do you want to impress the audience with you?Do you know the 3B principle?At this moment, you are the most ferocious beasts. Everyone can remember this group of zombies even if they can't remember them! 】

[Crowd A quits the group chat]

[Crowd B quits the group chat]

……

In the end, there were less than ten people left in the entire crew.

Chen Xingge opened the mic passionately: I knew someone would understand me!

Before finishing speaking, one of the few remaining group members sent a voice note, Chen Xingge clicked on it, and a burst of noisy voices came out.

"Why the hell is this broken group chat quitting? The constant ringing prevents me from grabbing the red envelope."

Chen Xingge: "..."

The hearts of the people are scattered, and the team is not easy to lead.

"No one was recruited?" Chen Xingge was startled when a voice sounded from the side.

Shen Qi has been staying with Ji Zhi lately, and he doesn't know how he went home so shamelessly. In the end, the two of them will become Chen Xingge. I don't know, but it is estimated that they are close.

Gu Yu and Yu Fu went back to the school together, and Yu Fu was in the Film Academy next to Qing University, and the two schools were separated by two commercial streets.

When Yu Fu left, he still didn't forget to speak harshly to Chen Xingge, but he didn't look too fierce, he looked like he was fighting with a child.

Ye Yan's original words were to go back to live in the University City and ask the driver to pick him up, but this person has been stuck until now.

"Why haven't you left yet?" Chen Xingge looked at Ye Yan who occupied the only lazy sofa in his room, "Where's your driver?"

"The car broke down on the road." Ye Yan didn't join the group, and directly glanced at Chen Xingge's phone.

There are nine members in the group.

The false prosperity just now is gone.

"You..." Chen Xingge didn't go down without you for a long time, Ye Yan seemed to lose his mind when he came over.

Ye Yan wrapped his arms around Chen Xingge's shoulders, flicked the phone from the other side, and opened his mouth after seeing the chat records.

"A high-quality crew?"

"Extremely professional?"

"Future star?"

Chen Xingge: "..." Fuck.

Why does such a pretty face have such a small mouth?

"The rest is the essence."

Ye Yan's breath was still there, Chen Xingge felt awkward all over, just about to move, he heard Ye Yan say, "How far away?"

Chen Xingge almost didn't react: "Huh?"

"What's wrong with this script?"

"You... are you coming?" Chen Xingge stared in confusion, subconsciously wanting to refuse, "No need, you've helped Ji Zhi enough."

"Then who are you looking for?" Ye Yan lay back, Chen Xingge's sofa is very comfortable, "Yu Fu?"

Chen Xingge hesitated for a moment, and asked tentatively: "Then, what should I say? Rich woman, hungry, soft rice?"

It took Ye Yan a long time to understand what Chen Xingge was talking about.

"Rich woman?"

"Otherwise, Fu Gong?" Chen Xingge thought about the address for a long time.

"The normal name is the president."

"Fuck..." Chen Xingge smiled, "To be honest, I'm really embarrassed to ask you for help again. The president in the novel is not so selfless."

The presidents in the novel all have plans.

Chen Xingge thought about it, and felt that this metaphor was not appropriate.

"Then let me sleep with you today..."

Ye Yan was interrupted by Chen Xingge before he finished speaking, "Brother Xing will never be a slave! I will never accept unspoken rules!"

After finishing speaking, I felt that I probably got too deep into the drama just now.

What kind of broken script is this?

"...'s bed." Ye Yan completed the rest of the sentence, "Let me sleep on your bed."

Chen Xingge: "..."

"What about me?" Chen Xingge coughed twice, pretending nothing happened.

"sofa."

"You really regard yourself as the gold master?"

"Good son."

Chen Xingge: "..."

Has this stalk passed?

·

the next day.

Chen Xingge looked at the people who got out of several cars under Sunrise Alley, and the big bags and small bags on their backs, which could be vaguely seen as a few cameras.

Chen Xingge: "???"

Ye Yan just hung up the phone and asked someone to wait below for a while, then looked at Chen Xingge, "I'll give you a chance, who are you looking for?"

Chen Xingge: "Father, I'm hungry, let me eat soft rice."

The author has something to say: [Irresponsible Little Theater]

Uncle Wen: Master, the young master has been sent to the Dream Company by you for three months

Father Ye: Did he know he was wrong?

Uncle Wen: No, not only did he not, he also learned to take care of the anchor

Father Ye:? ? ?

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