I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

Even for a novice game, for someone with Chen Xingge's skills, it is still beyond the standard.

After Ye Yan was eliminated, he immediately left the battlefield, the exit button was still spinning, and the screen on Chen Xingge's side went black.

Without Ye Yan, Chen Xingge is like a head-giving machine.

Chen Xingge looked at the screen, fucked in his heart, turned his head to look at Ye Yan, pointed his face with both hands, and his posture reminded people of the panda head emoji that was widely circulated on the Internet.

"Are you satisfied?"

Not because of those two young ladies.

Ye Yan burned the smoke to the end, put it out in the ashtray on the table, patted Chen Xingge on the shoulder, and signaled him to stand up.

"Get up and give up your seat to Dad."

Chen Xingge: "..."

"Don't be too crazy to be a human being." Chen Xingge said harsh words on his mouth, and his movements did not slow down at all, and he quickly gave way to Ye Yan.

Ye Yan tasted this sentence, and found that this person had no memory of what he had done.

"Bounce back."

Chen Xingge: "..."

Childish or not?

Although I thought so in my heart, I still couldn't help answering, "The rebound is invalid."

After I finished speaking, I felt that I was also nervous.

The two of them didn't know how they chatted to the live broadcast.

Chen Xingge has never seen what Ye Yan's live broadcast is like. He has only seen a few videos of Flame. He doesn't know which brainless fan cut the blood boiling. That smell.

"Want to see?" Ye Yan held the mouse and glanced at Chen Xingge.

"I just said it casually." Chen Xingge didn't want to admit it, "and there is no..."

Before I finished speaking, I saw the camera and microphone that had been placed on the table long ago.

Chen Xingge: "..."

The Internet cafe fully considers the needs of each customer. Maybe there are not a few game anchors who come to the Internet cafe to broadcast live. The live broadcast equipment here is very complete, which surprised Chen Xingge.

While speaking, Ye Yan has already started to install the equipment.

Chen Xingge watched those slender hands take the device, and began to add to his computer.

Chen Xingge: "???"

"Fulfill my son's wish." Ye Yan said.

This man is addicted to being a father.

"You take it away occasionally, I advise you not to push your nose on your face."

"Teacher for one day, father for life." After Ye Yan finished speaking, he felt that something was inappropriate, so he changed his words, "Teacher for one night."

Chen Xingge: "..."

After the equipment was installed, Ye Yan turned on the live broadcast, and Chen Xingge watched the number of people increase. After a while, the barrage below was so dense that the interface could not be seen.

Ye Yan said coldly as usual: "Swipe the gift again."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a prominent gift message on the screen.

Everyone else knew Flame's habit, he said that he would actually do it, which caused the only gift message on the screen to be very conspicuous.

Chen Xingge: "..."

Excuse me, please ignore this immature gift message.

There is a barrage below.

-? ?Is this a newcomer?Can you stop scrolling, do you want my brother to download it?

- After finally waiting for my brother's live broadcast, can you abide by the rules?Didn't the new fans hear what brother said just now not to give gifts?

Naturally, Chen Xingge also saw the bunch of offensive comments below, and thought that the gift-giving news could not be withdrawn.

Ye Yan glanced at the screen, and the ID who gave the gift was very familiar.

Star_0

This man also has a trumpet.

"Thank you Star for the little pillow."

-? ? ?

-this? ? ?

-What should I say?

- jealousy makes me unrecognizable

Chen Xingge was still holding the phone and didn't dare to say anything, for fear of offending everyone, the next second he watched the question marks floating across the screen.

Why are you jealous?

Before he came back to his senses, he saw an account swiping a bunch of gifts on the screen.

"Stop swiping, and never read again."

Chen Xingge: "???"

-? ? ?

- Brother, what's wrong with you, brother?Give us a hint if you get hacked

- When did my brother read the gift list! ! !In the past, the housekeeper organized the thank you list, me!acid!up!

-Who is it that can be read out by my brother!jealousy makes me lose my mind

Ye Yan answered the question in a rare way.

"Who? My son."

-?

-? ? ?

-who?Brother, my eyesight is not good. I didn't hear clearly just now.

Chen Xingge: "..."

When will this shit end?

Switching to the chicken eating interface, the team of two just now has not retreated.

Ye Yan: "Get ready."

"what?"

Chen Xingge didn't react, he was still watching Ye Yan's live broadcast with his mobile phone in his hand.

"Can't you even prepare?" Ye Yan turned to look at Chen Xingge.

Chen Xingge asked uncertainly: "I play too?"

"otherwise?"

"Ah..." Chen Xingge put down his phone, clicked on preparations in a daze, and looked at the barrage from time to time, which made him startled.

-...

- When did my brother bring someone...

- what airborne is thisi'm fucking jealous

-dad!I am your son too!You take me!

- Start from upstairs, don't misrepresent your father, my father has never had a son like you

-Well, I suddenly have a bold guess...

- above, i also have...

Ye Yan didn't intend to hide it, he said it directly after someone raised it on the barrage.

"My son said hello."

Chen Xingge: "..."

This person is like this in front of fans?

It doesn't matter how crazy you are in front of your fans, but this time, Chen Xingge behaved badly, and he said hello to Mai Li honestly. Although his computer didn't have a camera on, Chen Xingge still subconsciously looked at the screen. waved.

"Hi everyone, I'm Brother Xing."

"It's a pleasure to play games with Flame."

"I'm not playing very well."

-? ? ? ?

-Hold? ? ?What kind of magic mask is this? ? ?

- This is a live broadcast together? ? ?

- Boom! ! ! ! !Are you sitting in a row? This is it?

- God, this is probably the fastest-growing couple among so many linkages

- I don’t know why, but there are so many question marks in my brother’s live broadcast room today

Chen Xingge didn't dare to look any further.

He didn't expect that Ye Yan would bring him to live broadcast together. He never dared to think that his technology could have a place in the game area.

Ye Yan didn't give a chance and started the game directly.

Double row, easy.

Ye Yan's fan group is not only the little girls who licked their faces and called him brother just now, but also has a lot of fans who are interested in strength. After all, everyone watches the live broadcast of the game mainly to experience the excitement.

As soon as the game started, not many people paid attention to what happened just now.

But obviously Chen Xingge's game is not destined to be peaceful.

One of the characteristics of Ye Yan's usual live broadcast is that just now, no matter what the map is, he just jumps to places with a lot of people, and it's not a big deal to get a few heads after a round, but today is uncharacteristically.

-God F is extraordinarily stubborn today?

- Changed tactics?Start playing wild?

-It's boring, why didn't the host just shoot?

- It’s been a long time since I’ve seen such a quiet picture, it seems that the one I watched before is not the same anchor

What Ren Danmaku said, Ye Yan walked very leisurely in the country house, followed by Chen Xingge, and occasionally picked up a gun and asked Chen Xingge first if he wanted it.

In fact, the first few rounds were played in this way to let Chen Xingge get acquainted with the environment. I didn't feel it before, but now Chen Xingge always feels uncomfortable after seeing the barrage.

"Go and shoot."

Just don't fight on such a grassy walk again.

Ye Yan took Chen Xingge to several houses and asked Chen Xingge to go in and search, "You are here, I will come back after searching."

-...

- why do i hear...

-Although I know this is just a linkage of dreams, but I still hit it...

-I'm trying to tell myself it's not true...

- Barely, barely able to rush?

It wasn't that there was no one in the wild area, Ye Yan hadn't reached the side of the road to look for a car when he heard a few gunshots.

"Fuck me?!"

"Dad save me!"

Games make people young.

-...

- ah this...

- I guess I know why it's the son

-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

- I seem to have seen the scene where I teamed up with my roommate

The audience couldn't see the picture of Chen Xingge, and didn't know the situation over there, they could only see Ye Yan running from side to side while opening the mirror to aim.

boom.

"died."

Chen Xingge: "..."

"Accident." Chen Xingge looked at the box far away from him, feeling a little embarrassed.

- Now I know that what I said just now is not very good at fighting is really not good at all...

-hhhhhhh

-I'm envious, I also want to be protected by God F like this

Eating chicken is inevitable, Chen Xingge followed Ye Yan in the later stage, no matter what the bullet screen said, he never left.

In e-sports, winning is the most important thing.

Ye Yan was also very cooperative. Once Chen Xingge lost his way and was killed by someone. He was going to have a good time in that round, but after Ye Yan avenged him, he took revenge.

Chen Xingge felt that if this went on like this, it would be over.

So after playing the third round, I consciously withdrew from the flying tour.

"I'm watching the live broadcast." Chen Xingge held his phone and crossed his legs, but he felt uncomfortable and went to lie down on the sofa next to him.

Private rooms in Internet cafes are very common. Generally, the better private rooms will have a place to sleep. Chen Xingge took the pillow next to him and put it under his head.

"I found that it's good to just watch it like this. It's very refreshing to watch you kill people." Chen Xingge said.

The audience in the live broadcast room soon noticed the difference.

- It's cool to watch the solo row, and I can do it again with the heroic appearance of the anchor!

- oh my!I didn't even see this person, so you killed him?

-F god awesome!

-It's too fierce, compared to now, it seems like I was raising a child just now

- The child is asleep, now it is the world of the grown-ups

Ye Yan's movements were careless but extremely precise.

Eleven kills.

There were three people left, and the safe zone had shrunk to a small area.

Ye Yan's only house occupying this open space is very favorable.

Steady chicken.

Counting this game, it should be a seven-game winning streak.

There was a movement next to it, not loud, it should be the sound of something falling on the ground.

Ye Yan looked over subconsciously.

Chen Xingge's cell phone fell on the ground, but it was not broken because it was covered with carpet.

The interface is still your own live broadcast room, from here you can see the house in the screen.

Going up the phone was Chen Xingge's outstretched hand, which was hanging down, his whole arm seemed to be lifeless.

Ye Yan narrowed his eyes.

Chen Xingge didn't sleep honestly, Ye Yan had already experienced it before, kicking the quilt and kicking people is considered light.

Maybe it was because there wasn't enough space on the sofa, Chen Xingge couldn't kick others, so he could only torment himself.

The loose top was somehow pushed up, exposing a waist.

Chen Xingge doesn't like to follow the rules when buying clothes, there are countless holes in his trousers, and the worst thing is that he has a low waist.

Ye Yan turned the mouse to the right.

-? ? ?

- What's wrong with the anchor!Why are you jumping out of the window at this time? ?

The barrage has not been swiped a few, and the interface is gray.

System: "xiuenaidoudeisi" used M416 to eliminate "FFFFF"

-? ? ? ? ? ?

-stuck? ? ? ?

- I'm shocked!This is the first time I've seen my brother get killed! !

When Ye Yan turned his head, it was too late, and he looked at the grayed out interface and let out a puff of smoke.

Gently stood up, walked in front of Chen Xingge, picked up the phone that fell on the ground, and inadvertently caught a glimpse of the bullet screen that hadn't been sent yet.

-F god awesome! ! ! !

Ye Yan exited the live broadcast room for Chen Xingge, and put the phone back on the table.

The fans in the live broadcast room were all urging for the next round, but there was no further action.

While anxious, the public screen was suddenly banned, and the next second, Flame's news appeared on the public screen.

- downcast

- the son is asleep, it's too noisy