I'm the ugliest kid on the internet
Chapter 30
The team hired by Uncle Wen was extremely efficient, and the car behind disappeared after a while.
The four people and the driver all let out a long sigh of relief.
Chen Xingge twirled Ye Yan's hand, hooked his palm with his fingers, Ye Yan turned to look at him.
"Is your uncle reliable?"
A sentence or two couldn't be explained clearly, and Ye Yan didn't really want to talk at this time, so he thought of a concise reply, "He is a professional."
Chen Xingge: "..."
"Your uncle still messing around?"
Before waiting for an answer, Chen Xingge continued to ask, "This is the only way to solve this matter?"
"There is no good solution for illegitimate birth." After Ye Yan finished speaking, he felt that this answer might not be very good, and added, "Just leave it to Uncle Wen, and we don't have to worry about the rest."
·
Sunrise Alley.
Ye Yan and Shen Qi got off the car directly here, Ye Yan and Gu Yu had to go to school.
There were still no lights in the building, Shen Qi was talking about today's affairs, but found that Brother Xing was not listening.
"Brother Star?"
Chen Xingge felt that his mind was a little confused.
He didn't know how he got out of the car, and he still hasn't recovered from it now.
The temperature that Ye Yan left on his hand is still there, and he feels that he can still feel the heat now.
The road was uneven, and Chen Xingge stumbled and stumbled many times as they walked together.
In the end, almost fell, Shen Qi directly supported Chen Xingge.
"Brother Xing, don't you? Are you scared?"
Chen Xingge thought he was frightened, but he didn't know who he was.
Burning panic.
"You hold my hand, is it hot?" Chen Xingge handed Shen Qi his hand.
Shen Qi glanced at it, held it together and said, "Brother Xing, are you stupid because you have a fever? You usually touch your head when taking body temperature, and your hands aren't hot either."
After speaking, he touched his head worriedly, "It's not hot, what's wrong with you?"
"It's all right."
illusion.
·
The corridor was pitch black, and it was only after going up to the fifth floor that there was some light. Shen Qi subconsciously looked to the opposite side, the door was closed tightly.
"Have you not seen Ji Zhi for a long time?" Shen Qi said.
"Knock on the door if you want to see him." Chen Xingge took out the key and opened the door, "I don't think you two walked very close before?"
"Don't think I'm afraid." Shen Qi coughed, "I'm just afraid of scaring her."
"You were scared half a year ago."
After the door opened, Shen Qi took another look at the other side before reluctantly coming in.
"You said that she is so busy going out early and coming home late every day, and she is so thin, can her body bear it?" Shen Qi said, "In case something happens at home one day, no one will know."
"I'm looking forward to you going to the hero to save the beauty."
Chen Xingge took a shower, and the temperature in the bathroom slowly rose. When the water hit him, Chen Xingge closed his eyes.
When he raised his hand, he found a small black leather strap on his hand.
It was only then that Chen Xingge remembered that he used it to fix the wig when they were filming the video, but it wasn't there before.
After he came out, Chen Xingge sent Ye Yan a message with a picture of his wrist attached.
[STAR: You put it on for me? 】
The other side responded quickly.
[F: You're welcome. 】
[STAR: ...]
[STAR: Did I say thank you? 】
[F: Then you speak first. 】
Looking at Ye Yan's reply, Chen Xingge wanted to laugh for some reason.
The phone rang, and Ye Yan called directly.
Chen Xingge's heart beat suddenly a little faster, and he didn't know why his heart beat faster after the dance.
"Why did you call suddenly?" Chen Xingge asked, suddenly feeling a little uncomfortable.
"It's inconvenient to type." Ye Yan's voice was electrified when it came out of the receiver, "Don't you want to say thank you?"
Before I could feel it, I heard the other side say: "I don't mind writing a small composition, after all, I came out of the MLM cram school."
Chen Xingge: "..."
Why didn't this person realize that he deserved such a beating before?
But thinking about it this way, Chen Xingge still honestly said thank you when he really said it.
"Received." A rustling voice came from Ye Yan's side, "Thank you only verbally?"
Chen Xingge: "You have changed, you were not so pushy before."
Ye Yan smiled.
Chen Xingge felt his ears itch.
"Will you eat?" Chen Xingge asked, "Skewers?"
"I don't want to have a barbecue with someone who can only drink three bottles."
Chen Xingge: "..."
Depend on.
"Brother Star."
This is the second time Ye Yan called Chen Xingge today. Chen Xingge has heard many people call him, but Ye Yan always makes him feel uncomfortable when he says this name.
Chen Xingge coughed twice.
"What's the start?"
"You still owe me a favor."
It's been a long time, but Chen Xingge suddenly remembered what Ye Yan was talking about.
"You didn't sell it for me in the end and you still have the face to ask for it?"
"Ah."
Ye Yan said: "Agreed?"
Hold.
Chen Xingge cursed in his heart.
"promise."
After agreeing, I remembered to ask Ye Yan what is the request.
"What request?" Chen Xingge thought for a while and said, "I will not do anything that breaks the law."
"Am I like that?"
Chen Xingge thought about what happened today, "It's hard to say."
Ye Yan: "..."
After joking, Chen Xingge sat down on the sofa with a cigarette in his mouth and turned on the computer, preparing to edit today's video.
When I first started working as an anchor, there were few people and little money, so I had to do many things by myself.
I think about the script by myself, find props after thinking about the script, shoot by myself after filming, cut by myself after shooting, add subtitles and special effects by myself, and learn a lot of skills forced by life.
life?
Chen Xingge suddenly remembered that when he first ran out, until now he didn't know whether he did it just to annoy them or something else.
There may have been a reason for this at first, but now...
He loves it.
He slowly began to treat him like a serious job.
It is a love, including those who know because of this profession, those who like his videos.
I also gained a fan around me.
Although this fan is very pretentious, and even once hated this person extremely.
He never thought that he would be so close to Ye Yan.
Recently, this person is calling himself to make demands, and then he has to satisfy him.
"Not ready yet?"
When Chen Xingge finished speaking, there was movement over there, almost at the same time.
"I want to enter the stars."
Chen Xingge was going to get the lighter, but when he heard this sentence, the cigarette was not lit, and almost dropped it.
Chen Xingge even felt that he heard it wrong.
"What did you say?"
"Xingchen Family, have you lost your memory?"
Chen Xingge said in his heart that he did not lose his memory, but he just found it a bit difficult to accept.
The fact that Ye Yan wants to join the family sounds like playing a house.
But at the same time, these fans on the Internet were taken into consideration.
Although I only met one today, but if there is one, there must be two. Most of Ye Yan's fans are young girls. It can be seen that they have great opinions on the cooperation between the two. Today, Chen Xingge is still thinking about whether he should not pull Ye Yan. Yan took the shot, and now Ye Yan told himself that he wanted to join the family, this person probably didn't want to work hard anymore.
"Stop it, if you continue like this, your fans will lose their fans collectively."
"Coward?"
Chen Xingge: "..."
Fuck, can this man's mouth work?
"You're cowardly!" Chen Xingge said, "Go in if you want, isn't it easy for Xingchen to get in?"
Now the Xingchen family has recruited a large number of people again. Basically, Chen Xingge is no longer responsible for this kind of family application. Although there are assessments, they are basically very simple things, and this kind of threshold will not be too embarrassing.
There was a rare moment of silence on Ye Yan's side.
Chen Xingge took advantage of this and knocked on the executive who was in charge of recruiting recently on the dream.
[Your Star Brother: Are you there?Send me a copy of the assessment content of Star Recruitment recently]
The other side was very efficient, and sent a document in an extremely responsible manner.
Ye Yan seemed to be struggling with what to say, and Chen Xingge would probably be able to guess after seeing the content of the assessment.
"You can't shake a flower hand?"
Ye Yan: "..."
The other assessment items were quite simple, but when Chen Xingge saw the last item, he was still convinced by the executive who gave this set of assessment questions.
Why do you want to add the title "Record a video of shaking flower hands (without showing your face)"?
What a talent.
Just when he was about to say that this assessment was a bit embarrassing and could be deleted, Ye Yan finally choked out a word.
"Weird?"
Chen Xingge smiled and changed his mind, "I'll tell you if you want it or not?"
Ye Yan: "..."
After Chen Xingge finished speaking, he suddenly thought that this teaching might cast a shadow on Ye Yan, so he added: "It's not the same teaching as last time, this time it will never lie."
"Brother Xing, the founder of the Xingchen family, will teach you how to shake flower hands one-on-one online, and there will be no charge for teaching or meeting."
Ye Yan: "..."
There are too many slots and I don't know where to start complaining.
There was no words over there, Chen Xingge was a little anxious to wait, and urged: "Do you want it? The one in front of you is the pillar of the Dreamland Soil Zone, young man, I advise you to cherish this time..."
Before Chen Xingge finished speaking, Ye Yan said, "Yes."
The voice was so low that Chen Xingge couldn't hear it clearly.
"what?"
"Yes." Ye Yan repeated, "Mr. Chen, are you going to class?"
Chen Xingge was stunned for a while before he realized the address, coughed twice before saying, "Come on, wait a moment, Teacher Chen has to prepare lessons."
Neither of them hung up the phone. Chen Xingge took several deep breaths before sitting down in front of the computer, and even looked in the mirror to see how he was now.
After doing all this, Chen Xingge realized that he was a little stupid.
"Okay." Chen Xingge said into the phone.
It hasn't hung up there yet.
It was not until the video invitation rang from the Q letter that Chen Xingge answered the phone before he was forced to hang up.
The computer screen was very wide, and the first thing Chen Xingge saw was the decoration in Ye Yan's house.
The background on the screen seemed to be Ye Yan's room. Chen Xingge had only entered it once, but he still had an impression.
There is no Ye Yan in the picture, the whole is gray and white, which belongs to Ye Yan's cool color system.
Just as he was about to call out to Ye Yan, he saw a person walking over from the side.
Ye Yan seemed to have just taken a shower, and hadn't had time to put on her pajamas, only a bath towel was half-wrapped hanging between her crotch, and she sat down lazily on the chair in front of her.
The upper body exposed to the air is clearly visible. Ye Yan has a good figure, and she looks thin when dressed and undressed, which is very attractive.
Chen Xingge wondered if this person did it on purpose?
"I can't practice it even if I look at it."
Chen Xingge: "..."
Hold.
After chatting for a while, I changed the topic to today's courseware.
"Class starts now." Chen Xingge finished in front of the computer, and pretended to say: "Hello, students."
"Hello, teacher." Ye Yan also purposely drew out each note very long, calling out the posture of a primary school student in class.
"Today we are going to learn how to shake flower hands." Chen Xingge said, "Shaking flower hands is a process of continuous practice. Well done: the master leads you to practice in person, what the teacher entrusts to you here is only superficial, the real ability is to be realized by yourself, now, I will grant you all the skills I know, I hope you can Integrate and master, not disgrace the teacher."
"If you want to learn how to shake hands well, you must have the right posture. First, you need to raise your hands above your head. Now for the convenience of teaching, let's put them down first and carefully observe the teacher's posture."
"First, the wrists of both hands meet."
"Then, turn clockwise, left hand down, right hand up, turn half a circle, to this bone protruding from your wrist, now the two hands are symmetrical."
"Continue, right hand to right, left hand to left, turn half a circle, back to back."
"The left hand goes up, the right hand goes down, turn half a circle, the hands are also symmetrical, and then come back."
"The main steps are like this. Pay attention to a few key points. The hands must not be tense, they must be relaxed, the wrists must be flexible, and one more thing, the most important thing is that the hands must be tied with bright colored lights, so that when you shake them Time will be more cool!"
"Come on, brothers! Move!"
The author has something to say: Ye Yan: I made a mistake.
Remember to hand in your homework!
grateful:
"Star Family. Lucky Turtle" mines x 3;
Hug my loved ones!
The four people and the driver all let out a long sigh of relief.
Chen Xingge twirled Ye Yan's hand, hooked his palm with his fingers, Ye Yan turned to look at him.
"Is your uncle reliable?"
A sentence or two couldn't be explained clearly, and Ye Yan didn't really want to talk at this time, so he thought of a concise reply, "He is a professional."
Chen Xingge: "..."
"Your uncle still messing around?"
Before waiting for an answer, Chen Xingge continued to ask, "This is the only way to solve this matter?"
"There is no good solution for illegitimate birth." After Ye Yan finished speaking, he felt that this answer might not be very good, and added, "Just leave it to Uncle Wen, and we don't have to worry about the rest."
·
Sunrise Alley.
Ye Yan and Shen Qi got off the car directly here, Ye Yan and Gu Yu had to go to school.
There were still no lights in the building, Shen Qi was talking about today's affairs, but found that Brother Xing was not listening.
"Brother Star?"
Chen Xingge felt that his mind was a little confused.
He didn't know how he got out of the car, and he still hasn't recovered from it now.
The temperature that Ye Yan left on his hand is still there, and he feels that he can still feel the heat now.
The road was uneven, and Chen Xingge stumbled and stumbled many times as they walked together.
In the end, almost fell, Shen Qi directly supported Chen Xingge.
"Brother Xing, don't you? Are you scared?"
Chen Xingge thought he was frightened, but he didn't know who he was.
Burning panic.
"You hold my hand, is it hot?" Chen Xingge handed Shen Qi his hand.
Shen Qi glanced at it, held it together and said, "Brother Xing, are you stupid because you have a fever? You usually touch your head when taking body temperature, and your hands aren't hot either."
After speaking, he touched his head worriedly, "It's not hot, what's wrong with you?"
"It's all right."
illusion.
·
The corridor was pitch black, and it was only after going up to the fifth floor that there was some light. Shen Qi subconsciously looked to the opposite side, the door was closed tightly.
"Have you not seen Ji Zhi for a long time?" Shen Qi said.
"Knock on the door if you want to see him." Chen Xingge took out the key and opened the door, "I don't think you two walked very close before?"
"Don't think I'm afraid." Shen Qi coughed, "I'm just afraid of scaring her."
"You were scared half a year ago."
After the door opened, Shen Qi took another look at the other side before reluctantly coming in.
"You said that she is so busy going out early and coming home late every day, and she is so thin, can her body bear it?" Shen Qi said, "In case something happens at home one day, no one will know."
"I'm looking forward to you going to the hero to save the beauty."
Chen Xingge took a shower, and the temperature in the bathroom slowly rose. When the water hit him, Chen Xingge closed his eyes.
When he raised his hand, he found a small black leather strap on his hand.
It was only then that Chen Xingge remembered that he used it to fix the wig when they were filming the video, but it wasn't there before.
After he came out, Chen Xingge sent Ye Yan a message with a picture of his wrist attached.
[STAR: You put it on for me? 】
The other side responded quickly.
[F: You're welcome. 】
[STAR: ...]
[STAR: Did I say thank you? 】
[F: Then you speak first. 】
Looking at Ye Yan's reply, Chen Xingge wanted to laugh for some reason.
The phone rang, and Ye Yan called directly.
Chen Xingge's heart beat suddenly a little faster, and he didn't know why his heart beat faster after the dance.
"Why did you call suddenly?" Chen Xingge asked, suddenly feeling a little uncomfortable.
"It's inconvenient to type." Ye Yan's voice was electrified when it came out of the receiver, "Don't you want to say thank you?"
Before I could feel it, I heard the other side say: "I don't mind writing a small composition, after all, I came out of the MLM cram school."
Chen Xingge: "..."
Why didn't this person realize that he deserved such a beating before?
But thinking about it this way, Chen Xingge still honestly said thank you when he really said it.
"Received." A rustling voice came from Ye Yan's side, "Thank you only verbally?"
Chen Xingge: "You have changed, you were not so pushy before."
Ye Yan smiled.
Chen Xingge felt his ears itch.
"Will you eat?" Chen Xingge asked, "Skewers?"
"I don't want to have a barbecue with someone who can only drink three bottles."
Chen Xingge: "..."
Depend on.
"Brother Star."
This is the second time Ye Yan called Chen Xingge today. Chen Xingge has heard many people call him, but Ye Yan always makes him feel uncomfortable when he says this name.
Chen Xingge coughed twice.
"What's the start?"
"You still owe me a favor."
It's been a long time, but Chen Xingge suddenly remembered what Ye Yan was talking about.
"You didn't sell it for me in the end and you still have the face to ask for it?"
"Ah."
Ye Yan said: "Agreed?"
Hold.
Chen Xingge cursed in his heart.
"promise."
After agreeing, I remembered to ask Ye Yan what is the request.
"What request?" Chen Xingge thought for a while and said, "I will not do anything that breaks the law."
"Am I like that?"
Chen Xingge thought about what happened today, "It's hard to say."
Ye Yan: "..."
After joking, Chen Xingge sat down on the sofa with a cigarette in his mouth and turned on the computer, preparing to edit today's video.
When I first started working as an anchor, there were few people and little money, so I had to do many things by myself.
I think about the script by myself, find props after thinking about the script, shoot by myself after filming, cut by myself after shooting, add subtitles and special effects by myself, and learn a lot of skills forced by life.
life?
Chen Xingge suddenly remembered that when he first ran out, until now he didn't know whether he did it just to annoy them or something else.
There may have been a reason for this at first, but now...
He loves it.
He slowly began to treat him like a serious job.
It is a love, including those who know because of this profession, those who like his videos.
I also gained a fan around me.
Although this fan is very pretentious, and even once hated this person extremely.
He never thought that he would be so close to Ye Yan.
Recently, this person is calling himself to make demands, and then he has to satisfy him.
"Not ready yet?"
When Chen Xingge finished speaking, there was movement over there, almost at the same time.
"I want to enter the stars."
Chen Xingge was going to get the lighter, but when he heard this sentence, the cigarette was not lit, and almost dropped it.
Chen Xingge even felt that he heard it wrong.
"What did you say?"
"Xingchen Family, have you lost your memory?"
Chen Xingge said in his heart that he did not lose his memory, but he just found it a bit difficult to accept.
The fact that Ye Yan wants to join the family sounds like playing a house.
But at the same time, these fans on the Internet were taken into consideration.
Although I only met one today, but if there is one, there must be two. Most of Ye Yan's fans are young girls. It can be seen that they have great opinions on the cooperation between the two. Today, Chen Xingge is still thinking about whether he should not pull Ye Yan. Yan took the shot, and now Ye Yan told himself that he wanted to join the family, this person probably didn't want to work hard anymore.
"Stop it, if you continue like this, your fans will lose their fans collectively."
"Coward?"
Chen Xingge: "..."
Fuck, can this man's mouth work?
"You're cowardly!" Chen Xingge said, "Go in if you want, isn't it easy for Xingchen to get in?"
Now the Xingchen family has recruited a large number of people again. Basically, Chen Xingge is no longer responsible for this kind of family application. Although there are assessments, they are basically very simple things, and this kind of threshold will not be too embarrassing.
There was a rare moment of silence on Ye Yan's side.
Chen Xingge took advantage of this and knocked on the executive who was in charge of recruiting recently on the dream.
[Your Star Brother: Are you there?Send me a copy of the assessment content of Star Recruitment recently]
The other side was very efficient, and sent a document in an extremely responsible manner.
Ye Yan seemed to be struggling with what to say, and Chen Xingge would probably be able to guess after seeing the content of the assessment.
"You can't shake a flower hand?"
Ye Yan: "..."
The other assessment items were quite simple, but when Chen Xingge saw the last item, he was still convinced by the executive who gave this set of assessment questions.
Why do you want to add the title "Record a video of shaking flower hands (without showing your face)"?
What a talent.
Just when he was about to say that this assessment was a bit embarrassing and could be deleted, Ye Yan finally choked out a word.
"Weird?"
Chen Xingge smiled and changed his mind, "I'll tell you if you want it or not?"
Ye Yan: "..."
After Chen Xingge finished speaking, he suddenly thought that this teaching might cast a shadow on Ye Yan, so he added: "It's not the same teaching as last time, this time it will never lie."
"Brother Xing, the founder of the Xingchen family, will teach you how to shake flower hands one-on-one online, and there will be no charge for teaching or meeting."
Ye Yan: "..."
There are too many slots and I don't know where to start complaining.
There was no words over there, Chen Xingge was a little anxious to wait, and urged: "Do you want it? The one in front of you is the pillar of the Dreamland Soil Zone, young man, I advise you to cherish this time..."
Before Chen Xingge finished speaking, Ye Yan said, "Yes."
The voice was so low that Chen Xingge couldn't hear it clearly.
"what?"
"Yes." Ye Yan repeated, "Mr. Chen, are you going to class?"
Chen Xingge was stunned for a while before he realized the address, coughed twice before saying, "Come on, wait a moment, Teacher Chen has to prepare lessons."
Neither of them hung up the phone. Chen Xingge took several deep breaths before sitting down in front of the computer, and even looked in the mirror to see how he was now.
After doing all this, Chen Xingge realized that he was a little stupid.
"Okay." Chen Xingge said into the phone.
It hasn't hung up there yet.
It was not until the video invitation rang from the Q letter that Chen Xingge answered the phone before he was forced to hang up.
The computer screen was very wide, and the first thing Chen Xingge saw was the decoration in Ye Yan's house.
The background on the screen seemed to be Ye Yan's room. Chen Xingge had only entered it once, but he still had an impression.
There is no Ye Yan in the picture, the whole is gray and white, which belongs to Ye Yan's cool color system.
Just as he was about to call out to Ye Yan, he saw a person walking over from the side.
Ye Yan seemed to have just taken a shower, and hadn't had time to put on her pajamas, only a bath towel was half-wrapped hanging between her crotch, and she sat down lazily on the chair in front of her.
The upper body exposed to the air is clearly visible. Ye Yan has a good figure, and she looks thin when dressed and undressed, which is very attractive.
Chen Xingge wondered if this person did it on purpose?
"I can't practice it even if I look at it."
Chen Xingge: "..."
Hold.
After chatting for a while, I changed the topic to today's courseware.
"Class starts now." Chen Xingge finished in front of the computer, and pretended to say: "Hello, students."
"Hello, teacher." Ye Yan also purposely drew out each note very long, calling out the posture of a primary school student in class.
"Today we are going to learn how to shake flower hands." Chen Xingge said, "Shaking flower hands is a process of continuous practice. Well done: the master leads you to practice in person, what the teacher entrusts to you here is only superficial, the real ability is to be realized by yourself, now, I will grant you all the skills I know, I hope you can Integrate and master, not disgrace the teacher."
"If you want to learn how to shake hands well, you must have the right posture. First, you need to raise your hands above your head. Now for the convenience of teaching, let's put them down first and carefully observe the teacher's posture."
"First, the wrists of both hands meet."
"Then, turn clockwise, left hand down, right hand up, turn half a circle, to this bone protruding from your wrist, now the two hands are symmetrical."
"Continue, right hand to right, left hand to left, turn half a circle, back to back."
"The left hand goes up, the right hand goes down, turn half a circle, the hands are also symmetrical, and then come back."
"The main steps are like this. Pay attention to a few key points. The hands must not be tense, they must be relaxed, the wrists must be flexible, and one more thing, the most important thing is that the hands must be tied with bright colored lights, so that when you shake them Time will be more cool!"
"Come on, brothers! Move!"
The author has something to say: Ye Yan: I made a mistake.
Remember to hand in your homework!
grateful:
"Star Family. Lucky Turtle" mines x 3;
Hug my loved ones!
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