I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

a new day.

In the morning, Sunrise Hutong is full of people who want to get up early, and the whole building is full of noise.

Those who go to school and those who go to work are also woken up by going to school and going to work. It is extremely lively.

At this time, the ringing of the mobile phone is not a noise at all.

But the sound lasted for a long time.

Chen Xingge's first conscious reaction was a headache.

The hangover was almost unbearable.

I couldn't even open my eyes, so I moved back when I closed them, and the sound of the mobile phone rang from behind.

Chen Xingge suddenly felt something was wrong when he touched it halfway.

The touch is wrong.

Before he could turn his head around, he heard a nasal impatience coming from behind him.

"Don't be blind."

Chen Xingge: "???"

The phone was thrown over and hit Chen Xingge, but Chen Xingge didn't respond.

He opened his eyes and confirmed the source of the voice just now.

And stayed there.

Mom, of, for, what, what, leaf, flame, in, here, in? ?

Also, he, mother, no, wear, clothes, clothes! ! !

No one answered the phone, and it hung up automatically. When the second ringtone came, Chen Xingge picked up the phone as if sleepwalking.

Shen Qi is simply a model representative of excellent roommates, he cares about the safety of his brother Xing.

"Brother Xing! Open your eyes and check the time! Did you forget that yesterday was the last day of the holiday?"

Chen Xingge woke up suddenly, "Fuck me!"

The volume was a little out of control, and a pillow was thrown as soon as he finished yelling.

Ye Yan rubbed restlessly from the quilt next to her, but she didn't even see what she was grabbing in her hand.

"Don't be noisy."

Chen Xingge: "..."

The voice was not loud, but it was close to the microphone, and Ye Yan's voice clearly reached Shen Qi's ears.

Shen Qi: "..."

If he heard correctly, there is, is there someone next to Brother Xing? ? ?

The voice was still a little familiar.

"That, Brother Xing." Shen Qi said with difficulty, "I asked for leave for you, teacher, you... have a good rest."

Chen Xingge: "..."

Is he still awake?

This was just a fucking dream, right? ? ?

Chen Xingge didn't even have time to finish his sentence, the other person had already hung up the phone.

After hanging up the phone and looking at the extra Ye Yan on the bed who didn't know when, Chen Xingge began to recall what he did yesterday.

In the end, I found that except for remembering those bottles of wine, my mind was blank.

Chen Xingge sighed, he didn't know how to face this scene which was exactly the same as the popular tyrant boss Mengbao dribbling and running on the Internet.

The usual routine should be: the heroine wakes up in the morning, with no hair on her body, and feels pain all over her body as if being run over by a car. Then, there is a handsome man lying on the bed, naked like her, and then while the man is still Before waking up, he got dressed and sneaked out of the suite.

The next scene should be five years later when the hostess returns with the child.

Chen Xingge: "..."

The more confused the mind, the more wonderful plots come to mind.

Just as he was thinking, when the person next to him moved, he probably felt uncomfortable without the pillow, so he slowly opened his eyes from the wrapped quilt.

Four eyes facing each other.

Chen Xingge didn't turn his head around for a while, and started talking nonsense, "Yesterday, we..."

What the hell kind of opening line is this?

Ye Yan didn't want to pay attention to him at all, and stretched out his hand forward, "Pillow."

Chen Xingge handed over the pillow extremely quickly, and only after handing it over did he feel that this action was a bit too obedient.

"No, don't sleep yet, let's discuss which script it is now?"

He was flustered, and it was not without reason.

It's not uncommon for him to hold Shen Qilian in his arms and dance together when he was drunk before. The next day, Shen Qi cried and asked him to be responsible for himself, as if he still vividly remembers it.

Chen Xingge thought that as long as he didn't go too far, everything would be fine.

Ye Yan sat up in the next second, and the quilt fell down, revealing his bare skin.

"Need me to help you recall?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

Chen Xingge watched as Ye Yan took the phone on the table and pressed it a few times, and then a noisy voice rushed out of the phone.

There is no trace of defense at all.

Chen Xingge could tell that it was his own voice.

"Wipe the gun with roses, flowery arms and small backs, lonely and brave and never retreat! You Xingge today! Double the joy!"

Chen Xingge: "...fuck"

The video was intermittent, Chen Xingge watched three paragraphs bravely, and thought that if he drank again in the future, he would be a dog.

I said that the boundary is not too much, except that Ye Yan insisted on live broadcasting in the later period, and asked him to shake the flower hand with me, thinking that Ye Yan's hand was too stupid, and finally vomited on him when he got home, there was nothing wrong with it. Do something else.

While talking, Chen Xingge felt that it might be difficult for him to walk out of this house today.

The video is still playing, and the screen already shows that the two of them are walking on the road of Sunrise Hutong.

Chen Xingge was still walking ahead, using Ye Yan's mobile phone as a live broadcast tool, talking to the screen that had no barrage at all.

"Thank you Meteor Shower for Yilian Youmeng! I hug my loved ones!"

"Relatives, rush! There are benefits for breaking [-]!"

Just as he was talking, the screen moved, and then Ye Yan's face appeared on the screen.

"Benefits are here! My dear ones, what I'm seeing now is the famous anchor of the dream game zone——Flame!!!"

"Next, I will collaborate with Flame in a dream to bring a song "Drunk Butterfly" to my loved ones. I hope my loved ones will like it! Those who think our singing is good can light up the little red hearts. Have a safe life! Thank you dear ones!"

When singing, Chen Xingge turned off the video.

Ignoring these videos that basically waved goodbye to his own stardom, Chen Xingge still grasped the point.

Yesterday's reaction also began to slowly come back.

"Are you really Flame???"

Ye Yan has already woken up, the clothes that he took off yesterday are still in the dirty clothes basket, with Chen Xingge's vomit from yesterday on them, Ye Yan glanced at it and immediately averted his eyes.

"Do you have any clothes?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

Three minutes later, the two were fully dressed and sat on one side of the table, as if they were in a meeting.

Ye Yan said with great interest at this moment: "What do you want to say?"

Chen Xingge choked out a sentence for a long time: "How can you be Flame?!"

If this person is Flame, then all the words that scolded Flame in front of him before have entered the ears of the Righteous Master.

Chen Xingge thought that this was no longer a matter of whether he could walk out of this door today.

Ye Yan glanced at Chen Xingge and said, "Then who am I?"

Chen Xingge's mouth was quicker than his brain, "You are my fan!"

Ye Yan said after a while, "Is it your fan who cares so much about me?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

"Forget it." Chen Xingge lay down on the table and said, "Don't ask."

Admit it.

"Then what is that post you reposted last night?" Chen Xingge spoke passionately yesterday, but he never expected that Flame would stand up and speak for him. Before that, he was thinking that he was busy like a dog recently. Almost forgot about Flame, let alone chatting, and someone ended up speaking for him.

He said that he had been with Flame all the time, so close that he could see him within two steps.

Chen Xingge suddenly remembered what Ye Yan said when he came to him before.

Want to help?

According to the relationship, it did help.

Ye Yan raised his eyes, as if thinking of something, paused, and then said, "It's nothing, I support idols."

·

Fortunately, there was only one class in the morning, so Chen Xingge went to find Shen Qi directly after arriving at school.

Ye Yan's class didn't have class this morning, but Ye Yan missed the self-study early because he was sleeping at Chen Xingge's house.

As a result, as soon as he entered the classroom today, he immediately attracted everyone's attention.

Ye Yan walked to the back row with a blank face, not even bringing a book.

It's like Chinese New Year in the small group.

[Female classmate who only knows cp 1: Damn, what did I see? 】

[Female classmate 2: Oh my god my god! ! !It's here! 】

[Female classmate 3: Abba Abba?What did I miss? 】

[Female classmate 1: Let me explain, the clothes that Huo Huo is wearing today belong to the senior! 】

[Female classmate 3:? ? ?fuck me? ? ? 】

[Female classmate 2: Steam and cook after sugar! ! ! 】

[Female classmate 1: Hiccup when full]

As soon as Ye Yan sat down, someone came over to him.

Gu Yu came back to class today. He didn't see his roommate come over in the first self-study early in the first period. Now when he shows up, he misses him very much.

"Brother Yan." Gu Yu said, "Why didn't you come to self-study this morning?"

After speaking, I felt that Ye Yan was a little different, looked him up and down, and said, "Are you wearing Brother Xing's clothes today?"

Ye Yan: "..."

Why does this person talk so much?

Gu Yu wanted to say something, but Ye Yan stared back.

I didn't dare to speak for the remaining two classes.

When get out of class was about to end, Chen Xingge walked in with a heavy face.

"You two, come with me."

Seeing Chen Xingge's serious appearance, Ye Yan also thought that something serious was really going on.

It turned out that this road was simply the way back to the dormitory.

When several people returned to the dormitory, the people in dormitory 515 and 513 gathered together again. Chen Xingge stood at the side of the table and looked around at the two people.

"Brothers, are you willing to support my dream?"

Gu Yu: "???"

Ye Yan: "..."

He shouldn't have expected it.

"I think back then, I was also a young boy in the blooming season, because I came into contact with the new thing of the Internet by accident. At that time, I was ignorant and broke into a new world. There, I met the star of my life. .”

Shen Qi: "..."

Gu Yu: "???"

Ye Yan: "."

"3 minutes for you." Ye Yan said indifferently again.

Chen Xingge: "..."

A cavity of hot blood blocked his throat.

Shen Qi moved the computer over from behind, and the latest notification of the dream was being displayed on the screen.

"This is the year-end appraisal held by Dreamland once every three years." Shen Qi stroked down, "Before SEA tried so hard to bring down Brother Xing, it was probably because of this appraisal."

"The gold content is high."

The people at the table basically knew about Chen Xingge's affairs, and it's okay to just talk about the dream, but Ye Yan paid a little attention to this notice.

"Containing gold is the second." Chen Xingge directly pulled the notice to the bottom, "The most important thing is here!"

The two looked at the place Chen Xingge pointed at.

The winning anchor of this competition will be honored to be invited to participate in the Dreamland annual meeting and present awards on the spot.

Award Presenter: Can Moon

The two people who didn't know anything: "???"

Who is this?

Chen Xingge waved his hand, and said aggressively: "Back then, our spiritual family was still a group of only a few people, weak, helpless, and pitiful."

"At this time, Wanyue appeared! He led the weak spiritual family, from scratch, step by step to become stronger and bigger! With our family culture, family characteristics, and family gestures, they were all created by Wanyue! His The first video of a spiritual guy in the true sense is still regarded as a classic myth in our spiritual family! He is the God we always look up to! Our predecessors, our source!"

"Without him, there would be no such powerful spiritual family!"

"If I hadn't seen the video of Canyue, I would never have become what I am now. It was Canyue who gave me enlightenment! He guided me with his bright gestures in the darkness, and let me find my life direction!"

"Brothers! Relatives!" Chen Xingge looked at everyone after finishing speaking.

"You hold in your hands a pure and kind child's dream of chasing stars that has been buried in your heart for many years!"

"Join me!"

"I need you in my team!"

The author has something to say: Brother Xing finally has a team, I am glad

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