I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

Summer in Qingcheng can always suffocate a person, even at night, he still can't breathe. As soon as Chen Xingge stepped out of the subway station, a wave of heat hit his face, and he felt suffocated immediately even if he took a step forward.

At this moment, the voice on the phone was extremely noisy.

"I'm stupid? So in the end the matter was settled like this?" Shen Qi asked no less than three times on the other end of the phone.

Chen Xingge was so hot that he was irritable, and he wanted to hang up the phone immediately, "Do you feel sorry for not causing trouble?"

"Am I that kind of person? But it's quite a big one, and the topic is only now becoming less popular."

Shen Qi added, "I heard that the boss of Flame is not a very talkative person, and the management doesn't know how to negotiate, so that Flame can delete the video and post Weibo to defend you."

Chen Xingge clicked his tongue, "Why does it have to be required by the management?"

"otherwise?"

There was a clicking sound from the side, Chen Xingge turned his head, a little girl embarrassedly covered her phone, Chen Xingge pulled down the brim of her hat.

"Maybe he really is my fan."

"Brother Xing, wake up, even though it's night, wake up." Shen Qi said, "If you are like this now, maybe you can still have a few fans, but Liang Jingru will give you the look of the spirited guy in your video." Without your courage."

Chen Xingge was speechless, "Where are you from?"

"I stand at the source of justice."

"Fuck." Chen Xingge couldn't hold back a swear word, "It's dead."

"Don't, we haven't seen each other for a long time, let's go out and have fun, I have dated you three times this fucking summer vacation, you scumbag, and it's only three things."

Chen Xingge thought it was true, but this time he still couldn't make it to the appointment, "Let's go to the end, scumbag, I'm going to the bookstore right now."

As soon as the word "bookstore" was heard over there, the sound was immediately silenced, and the complaining woman just hung up the phone before finishing her speech.

After leaving the subway station and walking straight through two intersections to the bookstore, Chen Xingge stuffed his phone into his pocket and stepped into the night.

The night in the old city is not even considered lively, the weather is so hot that few people are willing to come out, but there are a few dogs lying on the corner of the wall sticking out their tongues. After all, the whole city reveals two words-to be demolished.

People walking on the road at this time are particularly conspicuous, for example, the two at the intersection, either because there are few people, or one of them is dressed too conspicuously.

He has turkey feathers on his head, and the clothes he wears match his hair color so well, it feels like he's going to spontaneously combust in the next second.

Chen Xingge panicked because of the person standing beside him.

I couldn't take it anymore after just two glances, and turned around and went into the cake shop next to me.

·

Ye Yan looked down at the location on the phone, the mechanized female voice reminded you that you had arrived at your destination 5 minutes ago.

"Fuck, why does this broken ground look like a fucking maze?" Jiang Yuan turned his phone down several times, but he didn't understand the structure.

Ye Yan frowned and waved, "Stay away from me."

"Ah?" Jiang Yuan was taken aback for a moment.

Ye Yan glanced at the fiery red color on Jiang Yuan's head, "Look at the heat."

Jiang Yuan took a few steps back as he said, "Is this the place Xiao Qiao mentioned? Didn't you say that the cake shop is quite conspicuous?"

Ye Yan was also a little impatient, clicked on the WeChat dialog box and listened to the message again.

The mobile phone was placed directly outside, and a female voice came from inside.

"The cake shop is easy to find. You locate the old street in the old city, then turn left and cross two intersections, then turn right, enter the third alley, go to the second-to-last street at the intersection, and go to the intersection. You can see it when you look around, the brand is obviously called Xingxing House, please brother! Remember to buy the meteor shower sweet box recommended by Xingge, save me, a child who chases stars!"

"Only Xiao Qiao can order you to move." Jiang Yuan smiled after listening to the voice.

"Shut up and find your way."

In the end, I found someone to ask for directions, only to find that I walked a little further in the opposite street, but the lights on the store sign seemed to be out of power, and the word "Star House" flashed into "Birthday".

The air conditioner in the store was turned on very high, it was a different world from the outside, the two walked in, there were not many people in the store, only a woman who looked like the boss was sitting behind the counter, and another was sitting there eating and brushing. The sound of the video is not loud, but it is very familiar...

Ye Yan glanced over there, and found that the man was also looking at him, and this time they looked at each other.

What the fuck?

Jiang Yuan's voice was loud and his mouth was fast. Ye Yan's eyes were fighting, and he shouted directly, "Boss, pack a meteor shower sweet box."

Ye Yan looked away, and added to the boss: "Two copies."

"Small sweet box, it's sold out, and the last two copies have just been packaged for him." The boss pointed to the person watching the video next to him.

Ye Yan walked over without even thinking about it, only to find out that the video this person was watching was nothing but Flame's game screen recording.

his fans?

"Make an offer."

·

"Brother Xing, are we cheating?" The boss poked his probe outside, and heaved a sigh of relief after confirming that the two of them got into the car.

Brother Xing is just a title. The owner of the cake shop is much older than Chen Xingge, but after knowing that he is an anchor in Dreamland, he has been calling him that.

Chen Xingge gave the boss two out of the cash that the person gave just now, "How can you call what you love and what I want to be called a lie?"

If you ignore the strong anger on that person's face just now, it is indeed your wish.

The person who asked him to pay the price is a fool.

He just raised the price a little bit, and good-hearted people should be rewarded.

"Just now when you said you only accepted cash and asked him to buy things in my store for money, I was afraid that those two would ruin my store." The boss didn't take Chen Xingge's money. The cakes that person bought just now were enough. Expensive.

"He is your fan anyway, how could you treat him like this?"

The Meteor Shower Sweet Box was recommended by Chen Xingge in the live broadcast room, and because of his recommendation, the number of customers in the store increased visible to the naked eye, and basically all the ones bought in the past two days were Chen Xingge's fan.

Chen Xingge recalled the two people just now. Before that, his attention had been attracted by the turkey feather. After he came in, he saw the boy next to him.

With the turkey head in front of him as a comparison, that person looked much more pleasing to the eye.

Short cut white T-shirt, big long legs with black pants, completely different from the little turkey, a clear summer.

Still a handsome guy.

but……

Chen Xingge recalled what that person said just now, with an attitude that I'm just so fucking annoying and don't stop me.

Extremely coercive.

"Fan," Chen Xingge finished the ice cream in front of him in two or three bites, and threw it into the trash can, "Does he deserve it too?"

·

"Crap! It's too sloppy, so I'll make a big sloppy." Jiang Yuan closed the car door and started yelling, "Brother Ye, is that idiot sick?"

"Shut up." Ye Yan entered the back seat, put the small sweet box together with the cake he just bought for cash, and leaned against the back seat.

"Going to buy books now?" Jiang Yuan turned on the phone again and positioned himself, "The bookstore that Xiao Qiao mentioned doesn't seem to be far away, it's right in front."

"I just saw that person is still watching your video." Jiang Yuan fastened his seat belt and remembered it again, twisting his body to look in the back seat, "Is that person still your fan?"

Ye Yan turned on the phone, took a photo of the sweet box and clicked to send it, recalling what that person said just now.

"I have a friend who is terminally ill and wants to eat a sweet box before he dies."

"So it's not too much to double the price?"

"I don't have a bank card, I don't use my mobile phone to pay, I only accept cash."

"Just exchange cash if you don't buy anything?"

It's speculative, the scammers are rampant now.

"Fan," Ye Yan felt disgusted when he thought of that face, "is he worthy?"

·

The small sweet box in the store was sold out, so Chen Xingge packed another puff and walked to the bookstore with it.

The lights of the bookstore were still on, and Chen Xingge could see the two shining big characters - bookstore from a long distance away.

A bookstore is called a bookstore without any prefix. Chen Xingge can still see the people inside through the glass window. Chen Xingge unconsciously took a big step.

A car was parked on the right side of the door. Chen Xingge glanced at it. It looked familiar, but the inside of the door was more attractive to him. He opened the door of the bookstore with the puffs.

"Brother Zishu! I'm here to find..." Before Chen Xingge finished speaking, he saw the people in the room stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered the familiar car at the door.

familiar.

He had just seen it a few minutes ago.

Turkey Head stood in front of the bookshelf, and met Chen Xingge who had just entered the door. The pretender was standing beside him, holding Chen Xingge's latest autographed book in his hand.

The painting style of the cover is extremely inconsistent with the bookstore. A big-headed beauty with yellow hair occupies three-quarters of it looking up at a 45-degree angle. The rest of the big characters match the turkey head very well, and the red, green and green are extremely obvious——"Lover Love Talk: How to Talk to a Handsome Guy》

We are destined to meet each other from thousands of miles away.

"Buying books?" Chen Xingge didn't even look at the two of them, he went to the front desk and put the puffs on the table.

The rest of the bookstore probably got off work, Chen Xingge acted like the owner of the shop, Turkey Head couldn't help but fucked again.

"This bookstore also cooperates with you?" After sharing the spoils at the cake shop, come here to do another vote.

"Also, this word is very expressive." Chen Xingge took off his hat and hung it beside him, "Do you want to buy books? Seeing that we are destined, can I give you a friendly price?"

"No need." When Ye Yan slapped the two books on the table, Chen Xingge could feel his strength.

Tsk tsk tsk is really angry.

"The two books are 132 in total. Both cash and code scanning bank cards are supported." Chen Xingge pressed the cash register a few times, then remembered something, turned his head and said to Ye Yan: "Do you want to apply for a card? Half price for VIP users." Offer~”

Chen Xingge didn't get angry when he didn't get an answer, he asked again when he packed his schoolbag and handed it over: "Do you like Brother Xing?"

Ye Yan raised his eyes and took the bag, "None of your business."

"It's nothing, I just want to say that if your idol finds out that his fans still have such fans, he will probably regret it."

Ye Yan had already walked halfway, stopped when he heard these words, turned around and looked at Chen Xingge, "It's more appropriate to apply these words to you."

Chen Xingge thought for a while before he understood what it meant. This person probably misunderstood himself as a fan of Flame.

"Me?" Chen Xingge sat on the chair behind the cashier and leaned back, "None of your business?"

The phone rang twice to save the atmosphere of confrontation in the store. Ye Yan looked down at the news and left the bookstore.

Chen Xingge picked up the phone and looked at it. One of the two beeps just now was his phone.

It's a notification from a dream.

Chen Xingge raised his eyebrows after clicking on it. He said yesterday that it was only the first edition, but today the final edition has come out.

It is estimated that it was caused by Flame's Weibo yesterday.

Thinking of Weibo, Chen Xingge rubbed his face. Yesterday Flame's Weibo was too sudden. Seeing the skyrocketing notifications and the exponentially increasing number of private messages, Chen Xingge was so scared that he turned his phone off.

The announcement of the dream event has always been huge, Chen Xingge automatically ignored those exaggerated statements and directly turned to the end.

The first batch of cross-regional linkage lists for this event are as follows:

Star & Flame

Meow Xiaomi & Aw Xiaowu

Fisherman Brother & Jiang Tutu

……

Chen Xingge cut out, hesitated for a while and opened Weibo, and waited for a minute for the vibration of the phone to stop. Chen Xingge was going to leave a comment on Flame.

If they want to cooperate in the future, he can't ignore this Weibo.

Just after opening the message interface, a dialog box in the message list made him stunned for a moment.

It's Flame.

He clicked on the message, there was only a simple sentence on the interface, all of which were notifications to withdraw messages, Chen Xingge glanced at the time.

03:45.

[Flame: Are you angry? 】

The author has something to say: In reality, Ye Yan: "Liar."

Flame on the Internet: "Protect the best star brother in the world!!!"