I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

Shen Qi's family has a large population of three aunts and six wives, and he received all kinds of greetings when he returned home. He didn't stay for a minute during the three-day vacation, and caught the earliest bus back to school in the morning.

I froze for a moment when I opened the dormitory door.

The clothes all over the floor seemed to be stolen, but the things on the table were not messed up, Shen Qi looked up.

He found that Brother Xing's bed was empty.

Shen Qi suddenly thought of the text message from last night, and suddenly took out the phone, unlocked it faster than playing a game, opened that message and read it twice.

Shen Qi broke out in a cold sweat from fright, this fucking can't be a code word!

I didn't see it, it's this time, brother Xing won't be silenced, right?

Shen Qi didn't even have time to put down his schoolbag, turned around and left the dormitory, and knocked on the door diagonally opposite.

There are not many of them staying in the same class in this building, and most of them go out to rent a house with their girlfriends. If you want to say that they are close to them recently, there is no one else except 513 Ye Yan.

Shen Qi didn't even knock on the door.

"Fucking junior! It's a bad thing, you know Brother Xing..."

513 The door was unlocked, and when it was pushed open, the scene inside the room appeared in front of Shen Qi's eyes.

The sound stopped abruptly.

The beds in the dormitory for two people are distributed differently. One bed is on the table and the other is a single bed.

At this moment, there are two people on the roommate's bed.

Chen Xingge was lying on the bed with his back facing the door, and Ye Yan was sitting on his body.

And the quilts and pillows that disappeared from their dormitory were piled up on the bed where Chen Xingge was lying.

Shen Qi could even hear their conversation.

"Done yet?"

"Are you too confident in your skills, can you be patient?"

Shen Qi: "..."

He turned his head, looked at the note "Don't knock if you have nothing to do" on the door, and fell into deep thought.

Chen Xingge's ears were sharp, he heard the noise at the door just now, not to mention Shen Qi's cry that day that he was about to collapse.

"Baby Shen Qi, you're finally back!" Chen Xingge tried to twist his body, but there was a sharp pain in his waist.

Ye Yan was applying medicine to him. The bed space was small, and Ye Yan had no experience in applying medicine, so it was annoying, "Don't move around."

Shen Qi: "I don't think I should come back."

excuse me.

After Ye Yan came down, Shen Qi saw the bruise medicine in Ye Yan's hand.

"Brother Xing, what's the matter with you?" Shen Qi asked, "You've been injured a bit frequently recently."

"This question is very in-depth." Chen Xingge endured the pain and put on his clothes. "I fucking want to know too."

Shen Qi subconsciously looked at Ye Yan.

"Ask me?" Ye Yan just washed his hands and came out of the bathroom, and raised his eyes.

Shen Qi: "It's not me, I don't have one."

"What's going on? Brother Xing, have you moved to the dormitory?"

Chen Xingge: "This is a tragic story."

"It's fine if I fell from the bathroom because I didn't stand firm?" Ye Yan showed no sympathy.

Chen Xingge: "You don't need to speak."

The injury this time was not serious, Chen Xingge felt that he was immune to the injury.

"Why did you come to the student's dormitory to take a shower?" Shen Qi answered the topic again, "What happened to the pile of clothes in the dormitory? And the message you sent last night."

There are big question marks in Shen Qi's little head.

Chen Xing said succinctly, "There are mice in our dormitory!"

Shen Qi was also quite surprised, there has never been a rumor of rats in the dormitory of Tsinghua University, after all, everyone pays attention to personal hygiene.

"Did you see it?" Shen Qi asked.

Chen Xingge recalled those horrible squeaks, "No, but I heard it."

"That voice, I will never forget it in my life."

"At that moment, I seemed to see the end of the world."

Shen Qi: "..."

"Then what should we do now?" Shen Qi felt more and more that it was not the time for him to come back, "Otherwise, I will continue to ask for leave, I remember that we don't have too many classes these few weeks."

Chen Xingge reluctantly held Shen Qi's arm, affectionately, "Qi, am I your baby?"

Shen Qi: "When the disaster is imminent, fly separately, don't ask who was who before."

Chen Xingge: "..."

The emotional card didn't work, so Chen Xingge changed his path.

"Escape for a while, can you escape for a lifetime?"

Shen Qi: "..."

"That's where the difficulties are, you see, he's messed up our lives. Here we are!"

"Only the weak will escape! We must face it bravely! Defeat it!"

Shen Qi: "..."

It's started again, isn't it?

"I don't think the two of us have much strength." Shen Qi said, "We are old, weak, sick, and disabled. You are disabled, and I am weak."

Chen Xingge: "Don't be afraid, we still have foreign aid."

After finishing speaking, the two of them looked at the bed in the back in tacit understanding.

The music in Ye Yan's earphones was put halfway, but was forcibly removed.

Chen Xingge was holding an earphone in his hand, and his other hand supported his waist, in an extremely strange posture.

"Student, do you want to fight harm for the people together with Brother Xing?"

·

Recently, the school sports meeting is basically busy with preparations, the classes are obviously a lot less, and there are not many people in the dormitory.

The door of the 515 dormitory is now closed, and the note "Don't knock if you have nothing to do" that was previously pasted on the door of 513 has also been transferred here.

"First of all, we have to figure out why it didn't exist before?" Chen Xingge sat on the table directly because of his back injury.

"Brother Xing, what do you think is the reason?" Shen Qi squatted on the stool, neither of them dared to step down directly, for fear that the mouse would climb up directly along the legs.

Ye Yan looked at these two people, but still didn't understand why he followed them.

Chen Xingge was still publishing his long novel. He said that he subconsciously wanted to step on something on his feet when he was enjoying himself, but he forgot that he moved the chair away because he was afraid of mice, and his foot stepped on nothing.

The arm was grabbed.

Ye Yan didn't know when he came to his side, carrying him like a kettle.

"Want to be disabled?"

Chen Xingge choked, "I think we should be more sincere and kind."

In the end, the three of them unanimously decided to buy equipment first.

"If a worker wants to do a good job, he must first sharpen his tools." Chen Xingge waved his hand, "And after my investigation, I finally came up with a complete set of rodent control methods: three cuts and two lures."

"Cut off the passage, cut off the food, cut off the water source, and use rat poison to lure equipment."

"Mouse traps, mouse traps, sticky boards, rat poison, and dust covers." Chen Xingge read into his phone, "Not one of them is missing."

Listening to his brother Xing's concluding speech, Shen Qi was about to praise his brother Xing for his composure, and walked a few steps before he found a certain page on Chen Xingge's phone.

——What is the best tool for catching mice at home?

Shen Qi: "..."

Nearly lights out.

Several people distributed the sharp mousetrap they bought in every corner.

The main one is Shen Qinong, he Xingge belongs to the handicapped labor force and has first-class commanding skills.

Ye Yan dropped the things and made a gesture to go back to the dormitory.

Just two steps away, his arm was grabbed.

Chen Xingge stood at the door, blocking the door to prevent Ye Yan from going out.

"Student, you can't leave us alone at this time."

Ye Yan felt that his temper was getting better and better, and he didn't even directly dismiss Chen Xingge.

"Are the two still afraid?"

Chen Xingge didn't hesitate at all: "I'm afraid."

Ye Yan glanced at Chen Xingge, but did not move.

The rats were not removed, and neither of them was in the mood to sleep.

Suddenly, a familiar voice came from the room.

squeak.

"Damn it! It's coming!" Chen Xingge was startled.

Ye Yan also heard the voice just now.

Shen Qi was so frightened that he rushed out, "Fuck? Does this thing have a fucking sense of time when it comes out? Won't you go out soon?"

"Shh!"

Just as he was talking, a rush of creaking sounded from the room.

"Fuck? Got it?!"

"You go and see."

"Go, I arranged it just now."

"How do you send a wounded man to the front?"

Ye Yan was so annoyed by the two of them that she walked in directly.

Chen Xingge always paid attention to the situation in the house, "How is it?"

"No." Ye Yan stood in the middle, expressionless.

"It seems that the enemy army is very cunning and completely missed our plan."

Shen Qi looked at the mousetrap and sticky mouse stickers all over the room, "Brother Xing, I suggest that we confront the enemy tonight, seal off the battlefield, cut off water and food, maybe he will surrender tomorrow morning. "

The two finally decided not to live in the dormitory tonight.

Chen Xingge's things are in 513, and it's a bit crowded for two people to share the same bed. When the two of them were about to go out to find an Internet cafe to make do for the night, they heard Ye Yan shouting behind them.

"Hey."

·

There are not many people in the community next to Tsingtao University, and all the students and teachers live there. Ye Yan didn't see anyone when he led them up.

"Thank you." Chen Xingge smiled. The feeling of just coming out of the dormitory and being informed that there is a place to live is not an ordinary happiness. "There is no way to repay such kindness."

Shen Qi only felt that today was extraordinarily tired, "It's a fateful life, we are really miserable."

"Don't be discouraged." Chen Xingge was in a particularly good mood. "We are not far from victory. By the way, what floor is your house on?"

Ye Yan fumbled for the key card from his schoolbag, "18."

"If something goes wrong in a while, I think it may be God's punishment for me, asking me why I don't spend more time with my family." The three of them had already arrived downstairs, Shen Qi looked up at the floor, and found that the whole building was empty. Turn on the light, "Did everyone go to bed so early recently?"

Ye Yan didn't speak, and went straight into the building.

There was no light in the corridor, Chen Xingge suddenly had a bad feeling.

Ye Yan walked over and pressed the elevator, but there was no response.

He seldom comes to live here, and he didn't join the community group.

Ye Yan took out his mobile phone, turned on the flashlight and took a photo on the wall.

There is a bulletin board on the wall opposite the elevator. Through the faint light, several people saw a notice posted on the bulletin board, which was posted this morning.

Outage notification

Hello, dear owners and residents!

Due to the maintenance of the line where the users of the community are located, it is necessary to carry out power outage construction for the users of the community, and the time will be from [-] o'clock tonight to [-] o'clock tomorrow night (in case of rainy weather and unforeseen factors, the time will be determined separately and will be notified later).

sorry for the inconveniences caused.

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