The actor's dog is being stupid every day

Song Ziqian was driving the car, with a cat and a dog sitting in the passenger seat, and a row of eight cats sitting in the back seat, all sitting upright.

Now, the dog in front is stretching out a paw, commanding Song Ziqian to go on the highway.

The phone in his pocket suddenly rang, vibrating against his waist. Song Ziqian held the steering wheel with one hand, took out the phone, and slid it to answer.

The two on the side and the eight on the back all set their eyes on Song Ziqian in unison.

Fang Yi's voice came through the phone: "Hello, Ziqian."

Song Ziqian accelerated to eighty yards, passing the red Volkswagen in front: "Fang Yi, what's the matter?"

Fang Yi: "Where are you now? I brought you dog food, didn't you say that you are at home these days?"

Song Ziqian: "I'm on the highway, just leave the dog food at the door."

Fang Yi: "Oh, no, why are you on the highway?"

Song Ziqian: "I went to rescue my dog, and it died."

Fang Yi: "Wait, wait, are you going to rescue your dog? What's going on? Are you alone now? Didn't the assistant manager bring it?"

Song Ziqian glanced at Da Mao and Yan Yi, the co-pilots: "Well, I'm alone."

Fang Yi took a deep breath: "I said brother, do you still have the self-consciousness of being a big star!? Do you know how dangerous it is to go out alone? Ah?"

Song Ziqian: "I'm wearing a mask."

Fang Yi: "..."

Fang Yi: "Where are you now? Your dog was stolen? Where are you going to find it? Have you called the police?"

Song Ziqian: "Call the police? No need, the police don't care about these small things."

Fang Yi: "...Please answer the previous question, I will go to find you now."

Song Ziqian: "Oh." Turning his head, he looked at Yan Yi who was holding the PAD: "That, meow, send Fang Yi a location."

Yan Yi nodded, swiped his claws and clicked into the WeChat interface, skillfully positioned, sent, and sent the location of the destination by the way.

Fang Yi: "Aren't you alone? Who are you talking to?"

Song Ziqian: "Cat." After speaking, he hung up the phone and threw the phone into the front compartment.

Da Mao: "Wow!" Get off the highway here.

Song Ziqian slowed down and tilted his head.

Da Mao stood up, and stretched out a claw to point to the high-speed exit in front.

Song Ziqian understood, turned the steering wheel, and the car drove towards the exit.

Outside Song Ziqian's villa, Jin Mushui in the car saw that Fang Yi hadn't come back, so he opened the door and got out of the car. As soon as he turned around in front of the car, Fang Yi came out, looking down with his mobile phone, with a bad expression on his face.

Jin Mushui: "What's wrong?"

Fang Yi pushed down the frame: "Ziqian's dog was caught, and now, Song Dayingdi, went to rescue the dog alone."

Jin Mushui was surprised, his eyes widened: "Xiao Liu was arrested? Then let's go help, hurry up!" After speaking, he walked towards the co-driver, but Fang Yi grabbed his wrist.

Fang Yi: "Call the police first."

Jin Mushui: "Yes, yes, call the police!" After a pause, "But, will the police care about such trivial matters?"

Fang Yi pushed the frame: "Hehe, they don't care, so I'll give them a reason why they have to." After speaking, he slid the phone, dialed 110, and waited for the connection: "Hey, I want to report to the police. Song Ziqian, the actor of Song Dynasty, was kidnapped... ..."

Jin Mushui: Wow, this is all right...

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The sky gradually darkened, and the warehouse was completely dark. If it hadn't been for being reborn as a dog, it might not be possible to see clearly.

The scent from the stuffed dog food in the trough penetrated straight into the nose, but everyone didn't eat it. They all closed their eyes and rested their minds, preparing for the night's action.

The emperor swallowed, his stomach rumbled, looked at the delicious dog food, and shook his head desperately: No, I can't eat it, I have to stay awake, I can't eat it...

Xiangzi and Li San'er in the shed outside, Xiangzi lay on the canopy bed with his legs crossed, holding a pad to watch an island country love action movie.

Li San'er still couldn't hold back, and bought Doudou for ten yuan, and continued to struggle on Happy Landlords.

"Even right~"

"Crush to death~"

"Tube~"

"Bomb! Boom---"

Sad music sounded, and Li San'er lost again as the landlord.

Li San'er kicked the table angrily: "Damn! Why are there bombs on every plate, did that person cheat!"

Xiangzi licked the corner of his mouth: "If you say you're stupid, don't believe me. Stop playing. If you play again, you'll still lose."

Li San'er's cheeks twitched, he snorted, put down his phone and went out to relieve himself.

It was pitch black outside, and there was no sound, not even the noisy dog ​​barking.Li San'er scratched the back of her head: Why does it feel so evil...

Li San'er closed the creaking wooden door: "Xiangzi, why is it so quiet outside, the dogs don't bark."

"If you don't call out, don't call out. Why do you care so much?"

"No, Xiangzi, I always feel panicked, and always feel that something is about to happen..."

Xiangzi turned around: "Go away, go play your Doudizhu, don't disturb me!"

The last ray of light disappeared, Mo Shen shook his ears and stood up.

The black tiger on the side raised his head vigilantly, his dog's eyes glowing faintly in the darkness.

Mo Shen attached the whole dog to the cage, raised one of its front legs, stretched out from the gap in the cage, and the tip of its claws sprang out, caught a latch, and pulled hard.

With a click, the latch was pulled open.

The dog in the cage next to it exclaimed: "Wow, you can open the cage, so smart----"

Mo Shen stretched out his claws again, opened another latch, and pushed hard, and the cages were pushed away.

With a bang, dust was splashed all over the floor.

Mo Shen raised his head: "Have you learned it? If you can, open the door yourself, if you can't, just make a sound, and I will open it for you."

After a rattling sound, all twenty or thirty cats and dogs were released, and now they gathered in the open space in the middle of the warehouse, waiting for Heihu's order.

Mo Shen stood beside Heihu: "Which cat is willing to steal the key with me to open the door?"

silence for a while

A black-and-white cat stood up and said, "I'll go with you."

Mo Shen looked it over carefully, and found that it was an adult cat with a rather strong physique, so he nodded: "Okay, it's you."

Heihu slid the warehouse door open enough for the big dogs to get out. Hei Hu took the lead and got out first, and then led a group of big dogs to the guard's shed.

The night was dark and windy, and dark clouds drifted past, covering the crescent moon hanging in the black velvet sky, revealing bright stars.

shed

Li San'er took off his trousers and was about to go to bed to continue beating the landlord. When he took off his trousers, he conveniently put the key hanging on the waistband of his trousers on the table.

Li San'er: "I still don't believe it, I can't even win today!"

"Bang!" The door was slammed.

With bare legs, Li San'er looked back: "Oh, it's quite windy today."

Xiangzi kicked Li San'er's ass violently: "Don't push me too hard? I've lost my interest because of your nagging!"

"Bang!" Another sound.

"Kuang! Kuang! Bang!" The sound of knocking on the door suddenly came one after another, and the sound hit people's heart. Li San'er held the phone in both hands and took two steps back in shock.

"Xiangzi, what..."

Before the words were finished, the old wooden door was slammed and fell down.

There was a loud wind outside, and at the door of the shed, there were more than a dozen dogs standing fiercely, all of them wrinkled their mouths, kicked back, barked and rushed towards Li San'er and Xiangzi.

The black tiger bit the frightened Li San'er's ass.

Li San'er wailed, smashing Heihu's head with his mobile phone in pain, and jumped while hitting it: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh------"

Xiangzi dodges, dodges the flower dog that fell on the bed, picks up the stick in the bed, and shouts angrily: "What's it called, copy it!!"

For a while, dog fur clothes flew around in the shed, and dogs barking and screaming were intertwined.

Standing at the door, Mo Shen saw the key on the table at a glance: "That's it, that one!"

The cat next to it understood, leaned down, jumped through the big crowd, ran to the table, bit the key, and jumped back outside the house.

Mo Shen jumped up: "Great!"

Then with the tabby cat, the two ran towards the wire gate.

Xiangzi broke a yellow dog's leg with a stick, and the dog bit him with a big gash, bleeding all over his arm.

Looking around at the messy shed that had been beaten, he greeted Li San'er: "Go out and fight, you can't let go here!" After speaking, he picked up the fruit knife on the table and rushed out.

The black tiger followed up instantly, and Liu Dadi bit Li San'er's ass.

Li San'er was crushed to death by the black tiger, but now that the black tiger is gone, a great emperor is not an opponent at all, he turned over vigorously, lifted the great emperor off his body, touched the stick under the bed, and smashed it On the waist and belly of the emperor.

The moment the emperor was hit, he spat out a mouthful of blood, trembling with pain, his legs were so weak that he couldn't stand up.

When Li San'er was about to fight, the dogs around him rushed up, and Li San'er got entangled with those dogs and beat them all the way outside the shed.

Mo Shen ran under the door and directed the cat to climb up the barbed wire fence: "Aim the key at the hole, insert it, twist it, and then pull it away, and it will be opened!"

The two hind paws of the tabby cat are hooked on the diamond-shaped seam of the barbed wire, and the front paws are holding the key: "There are so many, which one is right?"

Mo Shen jumped up, leaned on the barbed wire, and looked up: "Try all the things that can be inserted, and they will definitely be able to open!"

The flower cat glanced at the key, its eight beards trembled, it randomly picked one and inserted it, twisted it, but it didn't twist...

Pick one more, still no twist.

Mo Shen flicked his tail anxiously, and suddenly heard the sound of fighting behind him, barking mixed with roaring.

Mo Shen turned his head, Heihu and the others had already hit the field.

Heihu and his two strong brothers were biting Xiangzi, his body had already been cut several times by knives, and the blood kept gushing out with the violent action, but he ignored the pain and still bit fiercely .

Those dogs that were caught before would fall down when they were hit with a stick, but now they are half down. Those cats are very powerful, and from time to time, they will jump up and scratch them hard.

Li San'er threw away a cat, and suddenly saw the cat on the barbed wire and Mo Shen below, and shouted: "Damn, Xiangzi, that cat is opening the lock!"