Dansu

, a boy came over and said, "Awesome, I can't tell you have such a high level."

Jiangming's current level is indeed considered high among this group of beginners, but he doesn't think there is anything wrong with it. Anyone can do it as long as they follow the exercises assigned by the teacher.

"Where did you draw it?" Jiang Ming asked casually, took a pen and lightly drew a few lines on the paper, and fixed the highest and lowest points of the plaster statue.

"We're new here." Another boy also came over, his voice was lower than the one just now, it should be the legendary subwoofer, "It's the first class today, you are also in that class later."

Jiang Ming raised his eyebrows, "Then your original drawing foundation should be good?" Otherwise, why did you want to learn sketching when you grow up so old.

"No, neither of us is very good at drawing." The first boy laughed.

The three of them chatted for a while, the subwoofer and the two of them were going out to buy food, and Jiang Ming was quietly painting in the studio alone, and the two of them didn't come back until the class started.

They basically don't remember their names in class here, and they have been in class for a year, and they don't remember a classmate's name, so they only know that the teacher's surname is Xue, and they use "hey", "that", "you" for everything else. "call.

So this is the first time that Jiang Ming gave someone a code name. The first person who talked to him just now spoke in a low voice, which was very gentle, so he was called a small voice, and the other one was directly called a subwoofer. As for why the code name was given, The main reason is that Mr. Xue asked him to take these two people with him, so there will be many opportunities to deal with them in the future.

Of course he only uses it in his own mind.

These two people are really not good at drawing. At the beginning, the level of arranging lines was not obvious at all, but fortunately, they are old and quick to learn. After arranging two classes, it is almost the same, and they will go directly to the geometry part. .

These two people don't need to watch all the time, just a little mention is enough, but there is one thing that Jiang Ming can't bear: these two people are chatting all the time in class.

Classes here are not very serious, and the atmosphere is very relaxed. It is common for everyone to chat while drawing, but these two people seem to regard this place as a tea party.

such as:

While drawing with a small voice, he glanced at the drawing of the person next to him, and laughed silently: "I'll go, your cube is drawn like a cone."

The subwoofer replied calmly: "I call it abstraction, the one you drew is still woolen."

The small voice is still suppressing laughter: "I have vitality, much better than yours."

It can be tolerated, right? Let’s take another example:

The subwoofer suddenly made a "grass" sound.

"What's wrong?" said the small voice immediately.

The subwoofer said: "I seem to have another piece of dirty clothes from this week in the dormitory."

Small voice: "Then go back to school this afternoon and throw it in the washing machine."

Subwoofer: "Mine had to be hand washed, and I left it out for a month and forgot to bring it home."

Small voice: "Oh, I'll wash it for you tonight."

If this can be tolerated, it is also like:

Subwoofer: "I'm so hungry."

With a small voice, he rummaged through his bag: "I don't seem to have eaten the sandwich for lunch, do you want it?"

The subwoofer took the sandwich and opened it, only to realize that his hands were not clean, and the packaging of the sandwich was made of hard plastic, so he had no choice but to wash his hands at the sink next to him, took out the sandwich, took a bite, and handed it over to him. To the mouth of a small voice: "Do you eat?"

Then the two of them started to eat one bite at a time like no one else was there...

"Tsk." Can this be tolerated?

door

During the recess of English class today, Xiaomo from class two ran to the door of class one, claiming to look for Jiang Ming.

You must know that it takes courage for students from other classes to go to the door of another class alone. After all, they have to accept the gaze of the entire class.

"Is there something wrong?" Jiang Ming went out to the corridor, he felt that he had to make it clear this time.

"It's nothing serious, I'll give you something." Xiao Mo stretched out her hand behind her back, it was a plate of chocolates.

Jiang Ming looked at the things in his hands, and frowned almost imperceptibly. To be honest, because he ate too much sweets when he was a child, he really doesn't like sweet things now. Besides, if he accepts them, then The relationship between the two of them is even more unclear.

"Don't refuse." Xiaomo glanced at the classroom window, and saw a lot of onlookers lying by the window and laughing, and there were a few at the door, "Shall we change places?"

"Not good," Jiang Ming said without expression on his face, "Aren't you quite courageous, are you afraid now?"

Xiaomo was stunned, this sentence sounded...

She laughed and stuffed the chocolate into his hand, "Take it, don't eat it and throw it away." Then she ran into the classroom of her own class without looking back, and went from the second classroom to Ming Neng when she heard her entering. There was a commotion and uproar.

Looking at the chocolate in his hand, he sighed, Yang Yuqian and Yang Yumo rushed out of the classroom and grabbed his shoulders, Yang Yuqian said: "Oh my God, I don't see that you will Xiao Ming is still a master of love!"

"Which eye of yours saw it?" Jiang Ming couldn't stand up straight due to the weight of the two together, he pulled Yang Yuqian's arm and threw it away, and stuffed the chocolate into his pocket again, "I'm sending you off." .”

Yang Yumo still hooked his neck, and walked to the men's room swayingly, "No matter how he sees it, the one who gets a girl is the winner."

Jiang Ming squinted at him and said, "I found that you look more and more like your brother after staying here."

"Hey!" Yang Yumo let him go after entering the men's room, "Then what am I like?"

As soon as Jiang Ming opened his mouth, there was a long list: "The upright literary and artistic root Zheng Miaohong is gentle, considerate and understanding..."

"Ouyou!" A voice from the men's room interrupted him, "Isn't this Jiang Ming!"

A group of people's voices followed: "Jiangming quickly teach me the secret tricks of picking up girls!" "You are not good enough buddies!" "Student Xiao Ming, come and comfort my wounded heart."...

"..." Jiang Ming was a little at a loss for such a situation. Anyway, he didn't want to go to the toilet very much, and was about to exit.

"The black dragon is in the sky!" Chasing from behind, Yang Yuqian jumped onto Jiang Ming's back, straddled his buttocks and hit him hard.

"Hey!" Jiang Ming was staggered forward by the sudden bump and almost fell down.

The group of people finished booing and went to the toilet, so they walked away talking and laughing, and Jiang Ming said to Yang Yuqian: "It's been a long time since I fought, are you itchy in your bones or your little brother? How about I clean it up for you?" tidy."

"Success," Yang Yuqian laughed happily, and said while unbuttoning his pants, "Do you think this school is too out of gregarious? I have investigated the whole city, and this is the only school that doesn't fight. The fighter jets in a group fight are useless!"

In the past when they were in elementary school, apart from fighting with Jiang Ming, Yang Yuqian was often dragged into fights with other schools, but Jiang Ming never participated.

After school, the three of them went to the grove outside the school and threw away their schoolbags. Yang and Mo sat and watched them fight.

"Come on!" Yang Yuqian made a gesture.

Jiang Ming gave a "tsk" in his heart, why does he look so silly now.

"I'm a little bit reluctant..." Jiang Ming looked at Yang Yuqian's face that was a little bit unforgiving to be honest, and for some reason he didn't want to.

He originally thought that Yang Yuqian would say something mean, "I feel sorry for me", but he didn't expect that he also twitched his eyes and said: "Don't say it, I'm also a little bit uncomfortable, we two are really fucking like this Embarrassing, stop hitting."

The fight didn't work out in the end, Jiang Ming always wanted to laugh about it on the way home, but he thought about what happened to Xiaomo today while enjoying himself.

You can't be so passive, next time she comes again, you have to think of a way to refuse.

As soon as he opened the door at home, Jiang Ming heard a "boom", the sound of the iconic yogurt box falling into the trash can.

"You are not afraid of pain anymore, why are you still guilty?" Jiang Ming said while changing his shoes.

"Isn't this a conditioned reflex?" Fu Qiu ran over with a smile, "What are you eating today?"

Jiang Ming glanced at him, "Why do you feel that you are in a particularly good mood today?"

"Do you know what I saw on the news just now?" Fu Qiu jumped twice.

"It was found that there was some kind of bacteria in the yogurt, which would cause great harm to the fox." Jiangming went to the bathroom to go to the toilet. "Fortunately, scientists have developed a new type of yogurt, which can be enjoyed by any creature with peace of mind?"

"Of course not!" Fu Qiu stood at the toilet door and said, "Didn't we encounter trouble when we went to the night market last time?"

"Ah."

Because he couldn't see the other person's face, Fu Qiu had to wait until he responded before continuing, "Didn't I break a tree afterwards?"

"Ah."

"Didn't they burn a forest in the end?"

"Huh? Fire?"

"No," Fu Qiu leaned against the door and said, "The fire is maintained by my strength, and it will go out as soon as we leave."

"Well, so what's the matter?" There was the sound of the faucet in the toilet.

Fu Qiu stood up straight, "Do you know how they explained this?"

"Aliens failed to land on Earth?" Jiang Ming opened the door.

"Fuck!" Fu Qiu raised his eyebrows high, and looked at him in surprise, "You haven't seen it long ago, have you?"

"You're so happy because of this? As for you." Jiang Ming patted his head speechlessly, "What serious news can there be in this small place where the birds don't shit?"

After eating and watching TV for a while, Jiang Ming took out his pajamas and was about to take a bath, but Fu Qiu chased after him, "I want to wash too, together."

Fu Qiu is very thin, with no skin on his face or body.