[Red Chamber] Daiyu Reborn

It's draft time again.

At this time, Daiyu was particularly worried.

It's not that he's worried about himself, Yun Ya said long ago that "it's enough to have a confidant in this life", besides, His Royal Highness thinks very highly of himself and doesn't even care about mediocre fans - so, ahem, it's His Majesty the Emperor who is worried.

Because there is no queen in the palace, the work of choosing a concubine for the father-in-law has to be done by the princess.If it wasn't for the help of the queen mother in the palace and the eldest princess, the aunt outside the palace, Daiyu would have cried.In particular, His Majesty is so uncooperative!

In fact, Yun Shuo who was tied to the front desk to go on a "blind date" wanted to cry more than his daughter-in-law.

The draft of this dynasty only leads the royal family, not some etiquette that must be followed.It is said to be once every three years, but in the final analysis it depends on whether the royal family has this need-in fact, there is no such thing at all!

There are not many royal men.Needless to say, the prince and the concubine are singing in harmony; the main concubine Xu Wang is a cardboard, and the side concubine looks at the cardboard all day long. My little brother is already in such a state of desperation that he can't tell the difference between ghosts and ghosts, and he can't even tell who is jealous of whom, okay?

The author has something to say:

There is still the prince's son left, so it's still too early to grow up!

If you say that there is no such "need", just don't choose it.Man Chaode continued to ponder furtively: what is wrong with your Majesty?

It doesn't matter whether you love one pet or two or simply want to have three thousand in the harem, it doesn't matter that you are an emperor and can enjoy this beauty, but what's the matter with you living with piles of memorials every day?There are many beauties in the harem, as cool as Concubine Zhou, as stunning as Shi Zhaoyi, they have been called Yihang for who knows how many years.Not to mention the beloved concubine, she doesn't even have a woman to accompany her to live a normal life.

Does their majesty have "that aspect" of the problem?

Cough cough, cough cough cough.Don't say it, don't say it explicitly, let's say it secretly.

It can be seen from this that if Yun Shuo really said that I don't want women and don't want to be drafted... Let alone ministers, the Queen Mother would have to worry.

So, hold your breath and choose!

There is no shortage of candidates.The emperor is not considered old, and he is a handsome man, plus there is no queen in the palace, and the four concubines are short of three, not to mention how many vacancies Shuyuan Jieyu and the like are, so the temptation is not insignificant.

But there is a shortage of normal people.Perhaps it was because His Majesty the Emperor was so abnormal that all the contestants tried their best to find other ways to gain attention.No matter how many times the eldest princess outside the palace, the princess in the palace, and the queen mother have been told to behave in a good manner, and no matter how many lessons learned from being severely punished before, every time there is a draft, there will always be people who are not willing to be calm. People make all kinds of accidents.

It's fine if it's just torn off the sleeves and the hem of the skirt, but it's always pleasing to the eye to reveal a plump, plump, smooth and jade-like arm or calf.Yun Shuo could ask the guards to throw them out after satisfying his eyes—but what about those who stepped on their skirts or sprained their ankles?

The idea is to play well. When you fall to the ground and say "wow" in soft words, and then put on a not-so-weak and pitiful appearance, you will definitely be able to win contact and love-however, flopping requires skill. Leaving aside the extremely poor skills, who is supernatural enough to be able to familiarize themselves with the theater in advance?

Flops often turn into real falls, sprained feet are still good, but the most feared thing is to knock your head on the bluestone board and bleed.After this one time, Yun Shuo changed the venue to a carpeted room, but there was another person who tripped over the carpet and bumped into a pillar and flattened his nose. The corner of Yun Shuo's mouth twitched, and he quickly called someone to come and throw him out.

Well, if you switch to the Royal Garden, no matter how you fall on the soft grass, you won’t bleed—you can only roll in mud when you fall like this, with unkempt hair and dirty face, which makes people lose their appetite.

The above accidents were only caused by flopping, and there were some tactful girls who had read some books. The girl Huaichun had a beautiful dream of "the song is wrong, Zhou Langgu", deliberately plucked a wrong string, played a wrong note, quietly All that is hidden are shy and beautiful little wishes.

They never imagined that even if His Majesty the Emperor didn't know how to play any kind of musical instrument, his appreciation would be no problem when he grew up with Yangchun Baixue.Every time Yun Shuo squinted his eyes to appreciate half of it, but heard a wrong sound in "呲", and another key missing in "嘻", so awkward that he was so nervous that he spent the whole day trying to figure out how much they were wrong... The magic sound pierced his ears, I am exhausted!

……

Memories stopped quickly, the magic sound seemed to still linger in my ears, the past was simply unbearable to look back on.

On the table in front of him was a booklet, which was submitted by the Ministry of Rites about the draft.Yun Shuo rubbed his throbbing and aching temples, feeling that this day can't go on, this day can't go on!

Gotta figure out a solution once and for all.I remember when the daughter-in-law was pregnant, taking advantage of the New Year's banquet, there was no winking at the opportunity to present the girl, how did the son cope at that time?By the way, the relatives had to go to the banquet that day, and the son seemed to have brought out his brother-in-law directly, pointed at Lin Jifeng's monstrous face, and judged the little girl's appearance expressionlessly: "It's too ugly."

Ahem, to be honest, few women want to compare with Lin Jifeng's swaying goblin appearance.

All men are so beautiful, if it is a woman, what kind of beauty would it have to be?How can this be compared!

The little girl was so beaten that she covered her face and cried on the spot, and the officials presenting her daughter were embarrassed and unable to advance or retreat. Naturally, no one dared to mention this again after that, and everyone was happy.

——I just wronged the crown princess, she is clearly a pure and lovely type, not this kind of "disaster" appearance at all!

While recalling, Yun Shuo tapped his fingers on the table subconsciously, thinking: Although his son's "method" is a bit crooked, it is still effective, and whether he can learn from it...he doesn't have a brother-in-law at all!

Without the help of my uncle, I can only think about it—by the way, he has a brother-in-law.

But my brother-in-law went out to patrol the border again, and far away water can’t save the fire—near water is useless, if he asks his brother-in-law who always has a straight face to do this kind of thing... I’m not afraid of him complaining, I’m afraid he will just abduct the girl Run away and never come back.

Sigh, what can I do?

The guards on duty in the imperial study room are always under great pressure, because their majesty is always in a bad mood for various weird reasons, and every time this happens, they have to rush in to report things that make his majesty feel worse, Drenched in cold sweat, he hurriedly finished talking about early death and early death: "Your Majesty, King Su is going to the palace to visit the imperial concubine."

again?As long as I'm in Beijing, I watch it twice a month, which is really filial.

"Let him go." Really tired and flustered, Yun Shuo was about to wave his hands away, but suddenly stopped, "Wait for King Su to finish watching the imperial concubine, let him come here to see me."

The guard secretly twitched his lips, reconfirming that His Majesty is really in a bad mood and started to torment King Su.

Yun Shuo showed a sinister grin, and continued: "Before King Su passes by, you should first remind the imperial concubine that there is still a concubine missing in Prince Su's mansion, and you can take advantage of this draft to make up for it."

Why was I the only one forced to marry?You come with me too!

I know you don't listen to me, but you listen to your mother.Your mother is making trouble with you, do you dare not agree?

The imperial concubine is really being misled, the older she gets, the more troublesome she becomes, and she always entraps her son without knowing it.Not an hour later, Yun Zheng came to the imperial study with a cold face, and accompanied his emperor's younger brother to read the album of beauties in the draft.

So, in the imperial study room, one kept blowing air-conditioning like an iceberg, and the other finally felt refreshed and was enjoying the air-conditioning with great interest.

... She's not doing business, who cares whether the beauties in the brochure are round or flat?

Just like that, with a muddled book of ignorance, secretly struggling and pinching, waiting for the final day of the draft.

The draft is divided into several rounds. Previously, the Inner Palace Secretary and the Shang Palace Bureau were busy, but in the end it was the emperor and princes who were the right ones to choose.

I really want my son to choose someone who knows the cold and the hot. The queen mother and the imperial concubine have come, sitting on both sides, with curtains hanging, and no one can see the other.

But Daiyu didn't come, and neither did Yunya.How can you not hide?Both the father and the fourth uncle are here, is it fun to be in the middle of the two worlds of ice and fire?

Yun Zheng was still breathing coldly on the spot with a blank face, and Yun Shuo had a sinister smile on his face.Look carefully, His Majesty also stuffed two balls of cotton in his ears to prevent the magic sound from piercing his ears in advance.

The first one to come up was a piano player, with slender fingers like exquisite bamboo shoots, tremblingly, he hooked on the strings—"Boom", and played the first note wrongly.

Yun Shuo pressed the cotton balls in his ears, and snorted coldly in his heart: The first one is so impatient?

There was a mistake in the song, too fast and too outrageous, even Yun Zheng looked over there.He frowned tightly, showing obvious dissatisfaction.

I felt His Royal Highness Su's icy eyes, like ice blades, cutting his body inch by inch.The poor girl playing the piano kept trembling, took a deep breath, raised her hand to touch the strings again, and suddenly felt a colder stare—"Bang!"

With a trembling of the arm, even the person turned over with the strings. The heavy guqin pressed the girl's fragile arm, and the sound of the wrist bones being twisted could be clearly heard.The girl shrank into a ball in pain, shivering.

...This really doesn't look like it was intentional.

Yun Shuo raised his forehead, it was rare that someone kindly asked someone to carry the girl down for medical treatment, and then looked at Yun Zheng: Is there someone who looks at people like you?The eyes are like knives, scaring people like this!

Yun Zheng frowned, showing a rare hint of confusion: Isn't that how I usually look at you?

Yun Shuo twitched the corners of his mouth: That's because I'm used to it.

Yun Zheng: "..."

There was nothing to say, Yun Zheng simply turned his head and stopped looking at Yun Shuo.

The first one has an accident, it doesn't matter, the second will follow.

Although I felt bored, I didn't intend to deliberately scare people.Yun Zheng intentionally narrowed his eyes, and just glanced over there for a while, but suddenly froze.

Although it was only for a moment, it still made him feel uncomfortable. He could only catch his fourth brother's reaction all the time to see what was wrong. His Majesty the Emperor noticed something was wrong, so he sat in a different position, and asked deliberately: "What does King Su think?"

The girl trembled immediately when she heard the words. It was rumored that King Su was ruthless... Woooooo, does she not want to marry?

Yun Zheng didn't want to marry either, so he gave Yun Shuo a strange look.

They were enemies rather than friends, and there was not much of a sympathy between them.Yun Shuo looked left and right but didn't understand his fourth brother's strange eyes, so he had to ask again: "King Su thinks..."

Before his unlucky younger brother said something absurd, Yun Zheng interrupted coldly: "I just think that this girl looks a lot like the former queen."

The first queen...who is it?

Yun Shuo thought carefully and tried hard, but he couldn't think of anything.It means the second brother's own mother, their aunt?He died so early that he couldn't remember.

The blue veins on Yun Zheng's forehead were throbbing: "I'm talking about your majesty's first queen."

Yun Shuo: "..."

That's right, he married a concubine who died a few months later, but according to the rules of etiquette, when he ascended the throne, he still conferred the title of queen.She... looks like this?

It's not surprising that Yun Shuo forgot, but Yun Zheng still remembered.Because Yun Shuo went to the Water Army camp not long after his wedding, and stayed there for several years, so that all the funeral matters of the Fifth Prince's Concubine were handled by Princess Su.

Yun Shuo coughed twice, and waved at the girl: "In that case, you go down." He definitely can't give it to the fourth brother, and he doesn't have any interest in leaving someone who is interested in others, so let's drive him away, whoever he wants to marry Who to marry... well, I'm not jealous.

The girl raised her head in disbelief, but before she could say anything, she was invited down by the maid at the side.

The second incident was also an accident, caused by His Majesty's forgetfulness.One person, one pile, even for the time being, the draft continues.

(The episode about the emperor and the prince ordered by a certain girl before should be the last one~~

Your Majesty is a top-quality scumbag, the prince is slightly better than him~~)