[Red Chamber] Daiyu Reborn

After finally marrying the most disobedient daughter-in-law, it stands to reason that His Majesty the Emperor can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

——how can it be!

There was no end to the unsatisfactory things, and one after another drove His Majesty the Emperor.

Another person came to report: "Your Majesty, the Supreme Emperor refuses to eat again!"

Yun Shuo: "..."

That's right, Dad went on a hunger strike again.

Your Majesty the Supreme Emperor, how can you say that you are also a generation of stupid emperors with weak talents, from whom did you learn this kind of concubine skill of crying, making trouble, and hanging yourself?

Means are cheap, as long as they are useful.Just like the last time when Yun Luo went on a hunger strike, Yun Zheng who "coincidentally" entered the palace asked His Majesty the Emperor expressionlessly: "Your Majesty thinks now is the time for national mourning?"

Guoshang, of course, refers to the Supreme Emperor.National mourning means keeping filial piety, and even the emperor must keep it for at least 27 days, let alone others.The government has to be suspended for a while... Pull it down, who doesn't have a lot of things in their hands now?How can I have time to cry for you!

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Therefore, Yun Shuo had no choice but to suppress the gloomy evil thoughts of "early death", pinched his nose and sent someone to appease His Majesty Father, and then asked filially: "Royal Father, what is wrong with you?"Is it cold or hot?Hungry or full?Just say it if you have a request, I am so filial, how could I let you be wronged?

A few years ago, Yun Luo had a stroke, and now he can only lie on the bed with hemiplegia, and when he saw the "emperor's envoy", he was so angry that he gritted his teeth and claws: You are unworthy, unworthy!If you are not filial or fraternal, you are in vain to be a son of man, even more in vain to be a king... Look at how old your six younger brothers are, they are almost 20 years old, and there is no one in the family who knows the cold and the hot!

... Well, it turned out to be for the sixth brother's marriage again.

Xu Wang Yunnuo is nearly twenty years old and still a bachelor.

Yun Shuo felt a headache and a toothache, very painful.Regarding the brat of the sixth brother - it's really not that I don't want him to marry, it's that he himself refuses to marry no matter what!

Yun Shuo wanted to yell at his father: Zhen Hualian was killed by your woman, and you killed this woman who happened to be the sixth brother's mother, so what the hell does this have to do with me?The sixth brother refuses to marry now, who can be blamed?Even if the blame is on King Jing of Beijing, it has nothing to do with me!

——What does this matter to the King of Beijing?

——Who told you to hang around with "no worries" until now, who told you to raise the sixth brother for a while, who told the sixth brother to go to drink with you if he has nothing to do, and who said that he was not brought by you, who would believe it?

Of course, since the first news came out in the palace that "The Supreme Emperor went on a hunger strike to seek ascension to heaven because of the unsatisfactory marriage of King Xu", Shui Rong enthusiastically brought a chessboard to find someone to play chess—naturally, to find his confidante, Miss Xu Tan.

Baochai got married four years ago, and county magistrate Xu Tan was helpless and unable to copy a feather duster to beat him out, so he had to play chess with him with a cold face, three times, five divisions, two kills, and then jingle bells Bracelet: Playing chess is the same as playing mahjong, it comes with money.King Beijing naturally loses more and wins less, all the money he owes is turned into jewelry, anyway, what kind of money is not money!

You have to show the royal family that you don't intend to continue being single, right?To save the innocent from being angered.

Of course, if King Bei Jing went to accompany Hong Yan, His Highness Xu Wang would not be able to find anyone if he wanted to drink again... Once the bear boy is free, it will probably lead to an accident.

Isn't it His Majesty the Emperor who is in a state of desperation?It just so happened that Yun Ya was not there either, and he was probably still on his way back when he left Beijing for business.If this son didn't come forward to persuade him, he would have to turn the table over for anyone else to propose marriage to the sixth brother!

Forget it, let's delay the marriage, anyway, it has been delayed until now.And what the father said was "no one knows the hot and the cold", so send some beauties to the younger brother first, so as to stop the father's mouth.

Yun Shuo rubbed his temples, sent someone to bring his younger brother into the palace, and then brought in a group of beauties. The beauties were gorgeous and demure, all dressed in furisode kimonos, kneeling respectfully, leaning forward slightly, revealing a soft and white The necks—all were paid tribute by the Fuso daimyo Kii Shinnobu.Lin Rui was very self-conscious and didn't even look at it. He just asked a lieutenant to meet him, and when he picked him up, he packed it up and gave it to the emperor's uncle, which meant: You take care of it.

Yun Shuo didn't have much interest in these kimono beauties, so he recruited them to give to his younger brother.

——The key is to make his father shut up and eat obediently!

Therefore, Yun Nuo saw these "sashimi sushi" that his fifth brother wanted to stuff for him, which immediately aroused infinite disgust.

"The face is painted so white, it's like painting a wall!"

Yun Shuo: "..." It seems that the paint is a bit too much.

"The waist is so thick, it's so ugly!"

Yun Shuo: "..." This is a bit unreasonable. They dress so loosely, can you tell how thick their waists are?

"There are pimples all over my face, like toads!"

Yun Shuo: "..." Standard unreasonable trouble, these are all beauties as clean as jade, okay?

Yun Nuo was still disgusted with one sentence after another, and Yun Shuo was about to get angry, but suddenly saw the beauties below trembling——Ji Yizhen believes that he is a person who knows how to behave and how to do things, and the beauties sent here are naturally able to speak Han By the way, being so disliked by a prince, everyone is so wronged that they want to cry, okay?

Yun Shuo pressed his temples again, and waved to the beauty in kimono: "That's all, you guys step back first." I taught my younger brother not to be ahead of the "barbarians", right?

The beauties stood up aggrieved, lowered their heads and tiptoed and walked out slowly, staggering, one after another.

Yun Nuo: "..."

Yun Shuo: "..."

After a while, Yun Nuo became sad and angry, and stared at his royal brother: "They are all bow-legged!"

Yun Shuo was speechless, and turned his face to "cough cough".This is what he forgot, everyone who has been in the water military camp has heard that there are no chairs in Fusang, and the women there kneel from morning to night, almost all of them have bow legs.No wonder you have to wear a kimono to hide your ugliness!

Yun Nuo was so sad and angry that he almost wanted to cry: "And...they are all taller than me!"

Yun Shuo sighed helplessly.They are all bow-legged, and they are even taller than you...Little brother, are you a little, too short?

The sushi beauties are all extremely tall and bow-legged, His Royal Highness Xu Wang thinks he can't bear it.Fortunately, his royal brother still has a bit of humanity. He coughed a few times dumbfounded, and waved his hand to let the younger brother go home first... As for the beauties, wait until he finds someone reliable, or simply wait for his son to come back. .

The father who was on hunger strike probably wouldn't starve to death for a few more days.

His Majesty the emperor called Jin to withdraw his troops for the time being, but Xiao Yunnuo's pain was not over yet.He was stimulated by the sushi beauty, and within a few days, his fourth brother sent another "gift".

This time it was a string of kimchi beauties, sent by Goryeo.It was originally picked up by the people on the other side of the Duke of Zhen, but the road in Beijiang is far away, so it is not worth it to fight back and forth for a few jars of pickles. It just so happens that Yunzheng is patrolling the capital, and the Beilu Garrison will invite King Su to take a ride .

Bringing it to Beijing, it was directly sent to Prince Xu's Mansion.

It is conceivable that Yun Nuo, who is not used to sushi, is also picky about kimchi, but before he can pick a few words, the beauty of kimchi knelt down on the ground, crying pear blossoms and rain, among them One took out a whip from nowhere and held it up, his eyes full of sincerity: "Your Highness, it's our fault, please punish us!"

Yun Nuo: "..."

Before Yunnuo had a hard time understanding what this sentence meant, he saw the pickle beauty pick up her trouser leg, and slapped down her white and tender calf with anger. The beauty's calf was already bloody.

Yun Nuo was frightened, or rather, frightened.

Feeling self-torture is not enough, Kimchi beauty walks over again holding a whip, eyes full of sincere tears, what does that mean - next, please come and beat me, my lord?

...Oh my god, there is a pervert!

Yun Nuo glanced at the blood-stained whip, and felt goosebumps all over his body, one after another, and one after another, it was called a "pipi rub".Seeing the beauty of kimchi approaching on his knees, Yun Nuo gasped, and ran away, completely forgetting that this is his own palace, he can call someone to mix these jars of blood-stained kimchi that he can no longer eat Throw it out!

Yun Nuo panicked and nearly bumped into someone, only to find that the courtyard was full of noise again, and saw a group of guards escorting another woman in. The woman was also beautiful, but she was quite different from Zhong Yuan in appearance, with dark skin , deep eyebrows and big eyes, and a circle on the nose... Does it hurt?

The guard reported blankly: "This is the beauty that the Bharatiya Kingdom paid tribute to, and King Su gave it to you."

Well, it turns out, it’s a curry beauty.

The curry beauty rushed to the ground, threw herself at Yunnuo's feet, and cried to the point of death: "Wooooow, I don't have a dowry, I don't bring a dowry..."

No one asks you for a dowry. Which tribute beauty pays for the dowry?

The curry beauty suddenly raised her head, her eyes were full of tears, she said, "My lord, burn me to death!"

Yun Nuo: "..."

My goodness, fourth brother, what did you send me?

The pickle beauty in the house has already chased after her mournfully, with a whip in her hand and her trouser legs rolled up, and there are bloodstains all over the way... All the guards in the yard are paying attention to His Royal Highness Xu Wang, with strange eyes .

Yunnuo...wanted to bang him to death!

Isn't he just unable to forget little Lian'er?Why did Brother Huang and Fourth Brother treat him like this?

Asking what love is in the world, Zhizhi makes people want to die very much.

……

Chickens fly and dogs jump, people can't bear to look directly at them.

When Yun Ya finally finished his business and returned to Beijing, his father told him two things.

First, a western country thousands of miles away has also sent a bunch of beauties to show their favor, and a big wave of scones is already on the way.

Second, on a dark and windy night a few days ago, Yun Nuo ran away from home.

(This chapter is also known as: How to fall in love with different recipes.

Sushi beauty: bow-legged, everyone knows

Kimchi Beauty: There are often "you punish me~~" in Bangziguo's costume dramas

Curry beauty: India | India, this is a magical country

Scones (Beauty): British dark cuisine, famous all over the world)