[Red Chamber] Daiyu Reborn

How far can you run on two legs without a horse or a cart?

Especially, if the person chasing you has horses and carts, then there are only three words: Accept your fate.

Yu Cheng was running desperately on a small road in the suburbs of Beijing when he heard the sound of horse hoofs behind him getting closer and closer. He was so out of breath that he was dizzy and didn't know which direction to turn. Come here, don't think about it, he's already been knocked over.

He fell down and gnawed on the mud, his face was completely buried in the mud pit, his limbs and claws were clattering.

Another whip came, swung the person violently, completely removed Yu Cheng who was on the ground, and changed from throwing his body to the posture of all fours, like a bastard who had turned over his shell.

His face was smeared with mud, and he was whipped again. The pain was so severe that he grinned his teeth, and it was hard to see clearly.The one straddling the horse and whipping him was a handsome young man, wearing a riding outfit, but a bit girly, with a string of crystal chains hanging on his wrist...

"Brush!" Another whip came over.

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"Ouch!" Poor Yu Cheng was in so much pain that he only dared to cry in his heart: You're not girly, you're not girly at all...don't hit me, okay?

Seeing that, she didn't dare to run anymore, "Handsome Young Master" - Lan Yiqian, didn't bother to talk to him anymore, she jumped off the horse neatly, ran to the front of the carriage that was following, waved her whip, tilted her head and asked, "Shut up?" Now, what do you think about it?"

The curtain of the carriage was lifted, Mu Fangying helped Li Ying out, the little girl Li's eyes were red like a rabbit, staring at the person rolling in the mud, staring and staring, staring and staring, blinking and blinking again I want to cry.

Mu Fangying hurriedly grabbed her: "Don't cry for such a bastard, it's not worth it!" Then she reached out to take Lan Yiqian's whip and stuffed it into Li Ying's hand, "Go over and beat him up!"

...and get beaten?

The little clay figurine of Yucheng was dumbfounded, and hurriedly scratched his arms and legs to get up and beg for mercy: "This has nothing to do with me! I didn't expect that, County Lord Li, I actually—"

He was speechless, a cold light flashed, and a long sword flew over and was nailed right next to his ear, the hilt dangling and shining with a sharp light.Lan Yiqian, who had just grabbed the guard's sword and threw it over, gritted her teeth and threatened him: "Lie down, don't move or talk!"

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The little clay figurine lay back in the mud tremblingly, holding its head in its hands like a turtle with its head shrunken.

How can a man be like this?This face that looked pretty good before was blind for nothing!Mu Fangying got even angrier, and couldn't help but rushed up with her skirt in hand, and kicked hard——to the face.

Immediately, the clay figurine's cheeks were flattened, and there was a muddy footprint on its face.

There are private soldiers in the palace of different surnames, and the county lord of the palace with different surnames also brings his private soldiers to play with when he goes out.Young Master Yu who dared to play with such a Zhun Yue family, although he was a bear... In fact, he could be called a "hero" to some extent.

Mu Fangying was still angry after stepping on it, and looked at Li Ying: "You really don't want to beat him up—"

Before Mu Fangying could finish speaking, Li Ying also rushed over with her skirt in her hands. Similarly, she raised her foot and stomped on her face!

There was another footprint on the face of the clay figurine, and it was finally symmetrical.

Weakly moaning: "Stop beating..."

Of course no one paid attention.

Mu Fangying twitched the corners of her mouth and continued to ask: "Just step on it?"

Still before she finished speaking, Li Ying raised her foot ferociously, and stepped on it three or four times.The clay figurine couldn't cry "Aiyo aiyo" because of the trampling on it. Finally, Li Xiaoxian had enough, and ran back to the car with her skirt in hand, curled up in a ball, and continued to sob and cry.

Mu Fangying: "..."

Lan Yiqian: "..."

Mu Fangying could only comfort herself: "It's okay, let her cry, it's fine after crying."

The clay figurines on the ground lost their eyesight and could no longer believe in this unreasonable world. Lan Yiqian curled her lips and asked Mu Fangying, "What should he do?"

"Of course, take it back and hand it over to the Ministry of Punishment."

Lan Yiqian nodded, then turned around and ordered the guards to tie the guy up on the horse, no matter how she looked at it, she frowned in disgust.

It's too dirty, if I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have pumped people into the mud pit...

Horses also like to be clean, who wants to come up with such a mud dumpling?They all raised their hooves and kicked, stomped, and refused to step forward no matter what.

Lan Yiqian thought, it would be great if someone came to top the tank—the sound of hoofbeats, horse neighing, saying Cao Cao, Cao Cao was here, and the big guy came.

When He Zhi arrived, he saw a half-dead man in the mud pit, and two county magistrates standing beside the mud pit, one of them was dressed as a man and looked quite heroic...it was his fiancée.

Twitching the corner of his mouth, He Zhi looked at the poor Ni Tuanzi, Yu Cheng who he wanted to beat up.There were three or four welt marks on his body, and four or five footprints on his face... Forget it, don't beat him up, the prince said "you are lonely if you don't die", but it's like this, if he beats you again He was beaten to death, who will bear it for him?

Let's just look at my fiancée, there is an inexplicable feeling of sympathy.If I offend Lord Lan in the future, will I be beaten like this?

Lan Yiqian took the whip from Mu Fangying, realized that He Zhi was looking at her, spread out her hands, and said sincerely: "The whip was caused by me," and pointed to the long sword beside the mud pit, "The sword is also mine." Throw it. But I didn’t step on the face.”

He Zhi: "..."

He didn't want to guess who stepped on it.Shou'an Bo Mansion was born in the grassroots, and has never seen the so-called style of everyone.

Just as he was silent, he heard another sound of horseshoes, and the commander of the imperial guards who had been kicked out of the palace by the emperor also rushed over.Turning over and dismounting, seeing the little clay figurine who was so weak that he couldn't even throw himself in the mud pit, his first reaction was to immediately take three steps back.

He's a clean freak, really.

Then he looked at He Zhi, unbelievable: "You beat people like this?"

He Zhi is silent, can it be said that he has already become like this when he came?

Lan Yiqian is a good girl, she won't rely on her fiancé to help her take the blame, she waved the whip and admitted: "I beat you."

Immediately, the commander of the imperial guards looked at He Zhi with sympathy.

But he didn't know that soon, He Zhi would sympathize with him.

Mu Fangying suddenly took a step forward, smiled sweetly, and pointed at Ni Tuanzi: "This, how do you think about it?"

"Wash it, take it back."

Mu Fangying looked around and raised her eyebrows: "There is no water."

The commander of the imperial guards waved his hand, and the two guards behind him brought several buckets of water up, and puff, they all splashed on the little clay figurine, and immediately a shivering soaked chicken appeared.

Of course, because it is still sitting in the mud, it is not clean.

Therefore, the chief of the imperial guards ordered someone to lift the soaked chicken upside down with his feet upside down, and two more buckets of water were poured down, barely looking clean.

Lan Yiqian watched her eyelids twitch, and asked He Zhi in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

He Zhi even whispered: "Cleanliness." This is well-known in the palace, and the guards are actually cleanliness.The emperor also likes to drive him to do some digging jobs like searching and suppressing bandits, which can be regarded as being unkind and a hero.

But Mu Fangying's eyes lit up, this temper - right to my appetite!

As for the face... Most of the cleanliness men are quite beautiful, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, fair and firm, in short, no matter what aspect they are, they are quite in line with County Lord Mu's wishes!

Go back and ask the princess to inquire about it. If it is an unowned one, I will accept it!

……

The unlucky Yu Cheng was finally dragged back to the capital, and the moment he was thrown into the prison of the Ministry of Criminal Justice, the poor drowned chicken covered his face and cried bitterly: "It's not easy, it's not easy, at last there will be no more women coming to beat him up for the time being!"

The story of the three county chiefs getting together and fighting in groups - no one dared to tell it, but they couldn't resist telling it by themselves!

At least, when Baochai visited Li Ying in the posthouse, Mu Fangying told her triumphantly from the beginning to the end, what he said was lifelike, as if he was on the scene, and what he heard was empathy... Bao Chai hurriedly took the veil to cover the corners of her twitching mouth.

Quickly change the subject: "How is Li Xianzhu?"

Mu Fangying pursed her lips: "I was scolded by Concubine Nan'an, and I have been embroidering and tying for the past two days, busy pretending to be good!"

After stepping on someone, Li Ying cried again, probably because she had finally vented enough, she slowly shifted her mind away.Anyway, she was grounded by her grandmother, so why don't you take this opportunity to polish your embroidery work, and it just so happens that Sister Mu is here... But, is there really any help for her two inseparable cat claws?

Li Xiaoxian is still very troubled, but he no longer has anything to do with a dirty clay figurine.

Those gossips and rumors in the capital have been clarified by the Ministry of Justice. After this time, Princess Nan'an felt more deeply that the capital is too far away to be reliable, and she should go home and find her grandson-in-law, so she can rest assured that her granddaughter is by her side.

Li Ying is no longer willing to marry in the capital, only Mu Fangying runs around chasing the poor chief of the guards who is obsessed with cleanliness, making a mess.You must know that County Lord Mu is a character that even the prince shuns. In terms of scheming and toughness, he has extraordinary combat power. It is estimated that the commander of the imperial guards will fall before he can resist.

After Baochai finished watching Li Ying, she talked and laughed with Mu Fangying all afternoon before taking her leave.It's unbelievable, but...it's also a pity that she lives far away, and she didn't catch up with her to teach those who are wicked.

When Baochai returned home, there was an elegant chess pavilion deep in the courtyard, and inside sat a beautiful woman in plain clothes.

Baochai knew why she came, and told the story of Mu Fangying's story.

Xu Tan nodded: "It seems that she and Li Ying are fine." Looking at Baochai, he said very directly, "It seems that you and them are getting along well, and you have mixed together."

Baochai only said, "Thank you, the eldest princess, for introducing me."

It is precisely because of Princess Roulan as her referrer that Baochai, an awkward county lord, can gradually integrate into the social circle of noble girls;

Xu Tan looked at her and said bluntly: "With the help of the eldest princess, you will be able to find a good marriage."

"Let me give you a good word." Baochai knew her temperament and didn't hold back, but asked again, "Do you really want to observe filial piety for three years?"

Do you really want to stay behind closed doors for three full years and not associate with anyone?

Xu Tan sneered: "It would be best if no one bothered you for the rest of your life."

"Why do you..."

"This time, in the final analysis, it was just because of men's lack of self-knowledge and dissatisfaction." Xu Tan dropped a black spot, his expression was cold, "Men's nature is like this, selfish."

He also emphasized: "I don't believe in men."

Baochai suddenly felt that Yu Cheng was not wronged at all by the beating.It has set a benchmark for men in the world to become obscene and shameless, and it has also attracted women to sneer at it. The final result may be that there will be a few more innocent bachelors in the world.

Why do men make things difficult for men?

……

Anyway, it's over.

This unbelievable case was finally settled. Yun Ya hurriedly finished processing the case files and rushed back to the East Palace immediately.

It was the first time when the lanterns came on, and a row of small and exquisite glazed lanterns were lit on the road from the main entrance to the main hall of the East Palace, dotted and swaying like fireflies, glowing with warm firelight.

This was the dowry of the little princess who had just passed through the door. Every time it was lit, it added a touch of warmth to this cold and empty East Palace.

Yun Ya watched, smiled slightly, waved away the palace guards, and walked towards the backyard by himself.

A delicate silhouette appeared on the window paper, but it was trembling.Yun Ya was startled, and hurried in, and saw his little princess curled up into a curly ball in front of the carved vanity mirror...not crying, but laughing.

Still trying to hold back her laughter, Daiyu's eyes were filled with tears, and she held something like a picture album in her hand.Daiyu glanced at it and laughed for a while, laughing until her stomach hurts... No, oops, I'm going to hiccup if I laugh again!

Yun Ya breathed a sigh of relief, stepped forward, squeezed his soft cheeks, and asked, "Laughing like this?"

Daiyu handed him the piece of paper that she pinched in her hand. Yun Ya looked carefully and couldn't help frowning. The figures drawn on it stretching their fists and waving their legs are...people?

"what is this?"

"It's a boxing manual, drawn by Miss Lan." Daiyu couldn't help laughing, "Isn't County Lord Li being wronged this time? Miss Lan said that next time you meet a bastard, follow the number on this boxing manual Go beat him, make sure you beat him to the ground!"

Yun Ya: "..."

Yu Cheng is indeed a scourge, he may ask He Zhi to beat him up tomorrow.

Daiyu glanced at him and blinked: "Tell me, do I want to learn?"

Yun Ya pinched her rouge-colored cheeks again, and told the truth: "You don't have that strength."

If you don't practice anymore, won't you lose your strength?I deserve to be bullied by you all my life.

Yun Ya put the so-called "boxing book" into his sleeves, smiled and shook his head: "I am busy every day, and finally come back, if I am beaten by you again, it would be so pitiful——so, I confiscated this thing."

Daiyu rushed over and wanted to grab it, but of course she couldn't grab it if she had no strength, so she had to stare at others: "Show me again, Miss Lan said that this set of punches is not well-known yet, let me give you a word!"

"Inscription?" Yun Ya couldn't help but laugh, I really don't know what those noisy little girls are thinking, but he can give some suggestions, "Then you can write—'It's better to grind your teeth and talk to the gentleman'."

Daiyu was taken aback for a moment, and then her cheeks flushed—if she really wrote this sentence, she would be laughed to death by those little county masters!

Immediately chewed it back: "Then I will add a couplet, 'Throw a pen and join the army, Xu will be gentle and change his evil intentions'."

puff! "Throwing a pen into the army" is really not used in this way!

Yun Ya resisted the urge to laugh, and nodded to Daiyu: "Just write it down, as long as you are happy."

... There is nothing unhappy in the first place, so I want you to come here to coax me.I was frightened, but it turned out that it was nothing more than unfounded worry. Putting the suspended heart back, isn't it still joyful?

The haze and tribulations of the past have all passed, and even if there are still a few worrying things that remain—like this ridiculous busywork—they will gradually fade away with the passage of time.

What remains, what is extremely cherished, is all the beauty and truth in the world.I only wish so, stay together for a lifetime.

(This is the end of the series of two or three things about the princess, and there is only the last series of Homecoming~~

Grip the claws, come on and finish writing~~)