[Red Chamber] Daiyu Reborn

A happy snowball cat is rolling in the smoky mint bushes, and a fair-skinned little princess is leaning on the side of the fragrant carved railing, her eyes are staring and her cheeks are bulging.

Xiao Ruofan can understand Nongyue's anger. The little princess who regards him like a poisonous snake and beast has not yet "cry married", has not escaped marriage, has not pulled out a gun or drawn a sword and slaughtered his prospective son-in-law, just because she has already I've made up my mind: I'm too lazy to hear what you mean by the king, so I'm going to say goodbye to each other.

To be clear, you live in your marquis' mansion, and I live in my princess' mansion. Seeing each other is disgusting, and they will never see each other.Xiao Ruofan, who was just a marquis, didn't have the guts to force the princess, and Nongyue couldn't really kill such a relative of some status.Therefore, only such a person can take a step back.

Who knows, Xiao Ruofan won't cooperate.

According to the laws and regulations, and also according to Nongyue's own wishes, the princess mansion is her private land, and she has no plan to allocate a horse pen to the son-in-law in the future - the princess wants to "separate", and the son-in-law has nowhere to cry Go, therefore, Xiao Ruofan took the Princess Mansion into his hands one step ahead of schedule.As the saying goes, a monk can't run away from the temple if he runs away. If you grab the cat's nest, are you afraid you won't be able to catch this lazy cat who loves to enjoy yourself?

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It's a pity, I thought that with the help of the Empress Dowager, the ownership of the princess' mansion could be kept secret until after the wedding, but Nongyue forced a confession in advance.Xiao Ruofan had no choice but to come to the princess mansion immediately after hearing that the conspiracy was exposed.

As the saying goes, confession is lenient, and resistance is strict.

Nongyue scratched him with a sharp knife: Did you, bastard, play tricks on my future home?Did you dig a tunnel like your mud monkey cousin, or did you dig a dog hole where I couldn't see it?

Lin Jifeng, who was working in the Department of General Political History, suddenly felt a chill, and then sneezed hard, rubbing his nose and twitching the corners of his mouth: Who is scolding him?

Even Lin Jifeng, who was a hundred miles away, suffered an indiscriminate disaster. Xiao Ruofan, who was poked by Nongyue with a knife in his eyes, only felt that he was about to bleed more than three feet from the poke, and sighed in his heart, why would he want to marry a young daughter-in-law? so tough?No matter how flattering you are, it's always on the horse's legs... It's so hard to coax!

But, as he thought, it was cute and interesting.

Xiao Ruofan showed a warm smile, so gentle that people feel like a spring breeze, but also with melancholy like drizzle: "Everything I said is true, but the princess keeps doubting it, it really breaks my heart."

The handsome blue face sighed quietly, infinitely meaningful and elegant.

Nongyue: "..."

The infatuated story could not be sung, so did you change to the bitter scene?

This hypocritical person, should he vomit or spit back?Nongyue was thinking about what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd, but suddenly felt that the sunlight in front of him dimmed a lot, as if it was covered by something - before he could react, his arms tightened suddenly, and then the whole body People bumped into each other's chests.

Xiao Ruofan was seven years older than Nongyue, and quite a bit taller. Nongyue raised her head and happened to meet his gaze, and saw that the other's handsome face was shining brighter and brighter in the sunlight, her starry eyes were as deep as obsidian, and there was a smile on her lips. Meaning, a little narrow, but more gentle.

Unlike Yun Ya and Shui Rong's aloofness that is hard to get close to, nor Lin Jifeng's beauty that looks too much like a goblin, Xiao Ruofan is a well-regulated nobleman and handsome man with a temperament as gentle as jade, the type that women like the most , the easiest way to tap the heartstrings of the boudoir.

With a twitch of the heartstrings, like a falling flower caressing, four words suddenly floated in Nongyue's mind: blue face, calamity.

Immediately, with full vigilance, Nongyue stared at him closely: "What do you want?"

Xiao Ruofan raised her eyebrows, "I thought you would point a gun at me." He froze, did he really scare the little princess?

...I almost forgot to be hugged by someone!This is being taken advantage of, bastard!

Nongyue suddenly burst into flames with anger, pushed the man away with one hand, and stretched his other hand into his sleeve to grab him.Dare to belittle her, this pervert really thinks she dare not shoot?

"boom"!With a sudden sound, gunpowder splashed everywhere, and the strong smell of sulfur overflowed.

Nongyue... froze again.

The musket was just half drawn, and it wasn't her who just fired.

For a moment, a trace of panic appeared in the cat-like spiritual eyes.

It was only for a moment, because after that, I heard a chuckle: "It seems that the princess is really reluctant to take my life."

Nongyue came back to her senses immediately, and only three steps away, Xiao Ruofan was standing with her hair intact, holding an oiled paper bag that she took out from nowhere.There was a big hole in the oiled paper bag, and there was dusty smoke and a pungent smell of gunpowder coming out of the hole.

Nongyue: "..."

Xiao Ruofan explained: "Mix a small amount of sulfur and white phosphorus with charcoal powder, put it in a paper bag, seal it, heat it a little bit, and then explode it. The sound and smell are very similar to those of a musket."

As expected, he came out of the hospital—the patient was not tied up, and he was released to wander around, which turned out to be a disaster for the world!

"You, you... I think you are terminally ill!" Nongyue gritted her teeth again, and she was so angry when she thought about it, she wished she could open the mouth of the bastard in front of her and take out the bag of sulfur, white phosphorus, etc. Put it down, and then fill it with more than ten or twenty tanks of hangover soup... By the way, the piles of mint on both sides have to be pulled out and filled in for him. Who knows if there is any Wushisan drug mixed in it? Come on, don't come to harm her cat!

The breeze blows through the lush garden, and the fragrance of mint flowers is mixed with a touch of gunpowder, which is simply wasteful.

Being blown by the cold wind, Nongyue's mind cleared up, or more confused.With ghostly fire in his eyes, Her Highness the Princess gritted her teeth while glaring at people sinisterly. At the same time, she swung her sleeves, raised her gun, and clicked it into the chamber. The dark muzzle of the gun pointed directly at Xiao Ruofan.

The distance between the two was less than two steps, Nongyue's muzzle was directly on Xiao Ruofan's chest, the sword was on the verge of breaking out, Her Royal Highness continued to poke the prospective son-in-law, this time it was no longer poking a blood hole, but planning How to divide the body.

... Sure enough, this bad-tempered little girl was completely mad.

Threatened by muskets, Xiao Ruofan finally got a wink, and leaned over to plead guilty: "Princess calm down, the minister has exceeded the rules."

Nong Yue's gaze was fixed on the smoking oil paper bag in his hand, a playful smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and the muzzle of the gun pressed harder: "Jing Xianghou is a talented young man, handsome and extraordinary, but he was delayed by this palace." ’, it’s such a pity. Why don’t I help Jing Xianghou ‘relieve’ now, how about it?”

"Thank you, princess, for your love." Xiao Ruofan looked at the little princess who was full of will-o'-the-wisps in a funny way, and asked quite pointedly, "Ruochen said 'but it's disrespectful', princess...do you really have the heart to do it?"

Nongyue picked up the muzzle of the gun, and sneered: "Marquis Jingxiang, do you want to try?"

Anyone who is willing to try such a method with his own body must be a fool.Xiao Ruofan was kind and quick to accept, still with a gentle smile: "The minister has offended the princess several times, but the princess is still magnanimous to keep the minister's life, it can be seen - the princess loves it."

Nongyue froze together holding the gun, hey, why did you get back to this shit again?And...does this make sense?

Xiao Ruofan bowed slightly in the posture of being pointed at by a gun: "The princess is infatuated with the minister, how can I live up to it? The princess has tested the minister's sincerity several times and asked the minister the 'truth', and the minister has no choice but to say this. , must live up to the princess."

Nongyue: "..."

Have you made a mistake, I am not testing you, I really want to destroy you!

Xiao Ruofan kept the posture of bowing still, with his eyes lowered submissively, but apart from a gentle smile, there was also a gleam of determination in his eyes, shining brightly.

Nongyue stared at him closely, and suddenly felt a faint chill rising from behind, she couldn't help but suddenly took three steps back, still holding her gun, as if avoiding the plague.Even now she is suspicious, rubbing her sore teeth, Nongyue tentatively asked: "Hey, don't you... You were so excited by your father's incident that you really don't want to live anymore?"

... Or, you are really lame, and you have taken a fancy to me?

Ask very carefully, I'm afraid it will drive this person crazy - if you want to be crazy, don't come to Ben Gong!

It could be seen that the little princess finally wavered.Sure enough, he had to be forced to this point to be able to see a little bit, and to convince this heavily guarded little girl.Xiao Ruofan's smile deepened, and the determination in his eyes became even stronger, and he asked, "What do you think the princess is?"

Nong Yue was so terrified by him, she broke out in cold sweat layer by layer, and shook her head suddenly like a rattle: "I'll tell you one last time, I don't like you, I really don't..."

Seeing Xiao Ruofan raised his eyebrows, looking like he was watching a good show, Nongyue was angry again, he gritted his teeth and continued: "Bengong, Bengong... I like Daiyu! Is that okay? I don't like men, Ben Gong only likes girls who are well-behaved like bunnies!"

Xiao Ruofan finally showed a look of astonishment, but before Nongyue could breathe a sigh of relief, he heard a burst of uncontrollable laughter.

"Hahahaha..." It was probably the first time in Ping's life that he ignored the image of an aristocratic son. Xiao Ruofan laughed so hard that he couldn't stand up at all. He had to support the ground with his hands to prevent himself from falling down completely. Can't get up.

Nongyue...had already been scared by him and shrank behind the bushes. He hid his whole body and left his head outside, poking his head. His bony cat eyes were full of fright: "Hey, have you laughed enough? Anyway, Anyway, I told you, you, you still want to marry me?"

"Princess, forgive me, I've lost my temper..." Xiao Ruofan shook his head while suppressing a smile, but he still couldn't help it, "I said earlier that I will treat the princess sincerely... I will never regret it in this life..."

This time, Nongyue shrunk her head together, only gnashing her teeth: "There's something wrong with you!"

Seeing the princess curled up like a dumpling cat, trembling, I don't know whether it was frightened or angry, Xiao Ruofan laughed again, making Yueyue more creepy and gnashing his teeth.

Xiao Ruofan laughed until tears came out—how could such a "cute" princess not marry?

For the first half of his life, he was devoted to power and status, but at the age of 22, he found that everything he wanted and wanted was nothing but meaningless.The fate and evil in the world are far from as simple as he thought, the world is too bitter, and it is the nature of the Xiao family to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, so he is afraid, hides, and retreats.

However, there is a trace of reluctance, probably because of the young mind, who cannot bear to be lonely.What's more, he doesn't know anything except digging for money, trying to figure out the government and people's hearts.Therefore, tightly hold on to such a noisy little princess who loves to do politics.In the second half of her life, with such a cat-like little princess by her side, it must be full of excitement, there will be no emptiness for a day, and the living will not be entangled in the history books and medical books of the dead like a father.

If it doesn't go against your heart, why isn't it called sincerity?

……

The two people in the princess mansion, one fell down laughing, the other curled up into a ball and swayed; the people outside the princess mansion were also a little dazed and a little confused.

Daiyu also came after him.

I wanted to warn Nongyue that most of the Yun family are not familiar with water, and they all suffer from seasickness, so save your water corridor—you are so noisy, if you fall, Brother Xiao, who is not good at water, will have to rescue him You, are you planning to die in love with him?

In the end, standing on the porch, I heard the voice "I like Daiyu", followed by... Brother Xiao's crazy laugh.

Why bother?

You two are having a temper tantrum and quarreling, what are you trying to do with me?

The princess who was innocently shot was speechless, and suddenly remembered that Brother Xiao still wanted to marry him... God pity, she doesn't want to pry into the corner of the princess or Lord Hou?

People are unlucky, one after another, and behind Daiyu came a calm voice: "Aren't you going in?"

Daiyu was startled, and turned to face the person who came up, feeling a little guilty for no reason: "You, why are you here?"

"Come to pick you up." Yun Ya glanced at the princess mansion with a meaningful look, "In case I don't see you alone, you are taken away by someone else."

It seems that I heard it, where were you hiding just now?

Daiyu glared at him immediately——if one of the two of them really wanted to snatch me, would it be your turn to snatch me?

Yun Ya finally couldn't help it, smiled for a while and pinched Daiyu's soft cheek: "Are you scared?"

"No." Daiyu gritted her teeth and stared inside, "I want to beat them both up."

"You don't have to do it." Yun Ya shook his head, and suddenly raised his head to look around this beautiful princess mansion—it's enough for them to make a couple quickly, so as to save one from making trouble and the other from being scheming, and causing trouble in vain other people.

……

Under the rare and enthusiastic hands-on efforts of the prince, the eldest princess got married as scheduled. As for whether she separated or conspired to harm the capital—this is a matter for the future, so I don't know for the time being.It's just that, among mundane couples, there is always one who is active and the other is passive. It doesn't matter if you are driven around or you are so disgusted that you have no words to ask the sky. After all, it just depends on whose method is better.

(Miss Qinyue Bingluohe, the story of the princess getting married is not that long, wow, meow is only responsible for selling this disobedient princess, not responsible for all the troubles and troubles after her marriage~~)