Go to hell together [Comprehensive]

All the people living in the Butei Club's dormitory suddenly discovered one morning that Nara was holding a two-meter-long machete from the door of the dormitory, trying to chop Dazai Osamu, and chased directly to the gate of the Butei Club.

"You stop, I will never hack you to death."

"I do not!"

All right, if you don't stop, don't blame her for being merciless.

With a kind smile on his face, Nara swung the machete directly, but every time he just scraped the opponent's hair and chopped it to the ground.

"Wow! Nara-chan, are you serious?"

"Nonsense, do you want me to mention your coquettish operation yesterday?!"

This farce ended when the president came out to give the two people a profound education. Even though they were much older than each other, she silently put away the machete in her hand under the serious expression of the president.

It's alright, now there's no way to do it in front of outsiders, she waits until she and Osamu Dazai are left to settle the score.

What she said was that she would no longer use a machete to hit the other party, but it does not mean that she would not attack the other party in other ways. After the president returned to the office, Nara took out the poisonous mushrooms that she had taken out of the refrigerator from her pocket. All stuffed into each other's mouth.

"Eat, eat, after eating, you will be able to see the paradise that you have been thinking about!"

"Woooooo?"

Needless to say, the next scene, Osamu Dazai fell into hallucinations and madness because he ate poisonous mushrooms.

"Woohahahahaha!!"

Osamu Dazai next to him was already in a state of madness, while Nara was doing his own thing wholeheartedly. When Atsushi Nakajima came to the office with his small satchel on his back, he saw a certain man jumping up on the desk. Belly dancing.

The most important thing is that the music of this belly dance was played by Nara on his mobile phone.

"???"

Who can tell him what happened?

So coquettish|full of anger?

"Yo! Dun Jun is here, sit down quickly."

Looking at Atsushi Nakajima standing aside, Nara can be said to have shown a very friendly attitude, nodded towards the other party, and pointed to the other party's position by the way.

"..."

Atsushi Nakajima didn't dare to go over, really didn't dare to go over, he just pointed at Osamu Dazai's belly dance posture there, he was afraid that after he passed by, he would be dragged to the table by the other party and dance together.

Seeing that the little tiger didn't come over, Nara didn't feel anything, but changed to another pole dance music.

"Here you are, pole dancing with this."

What Nara handed to the other party was a straight and slender mop stick, and by the way, he propped up the phone and started to record frantically at the other party.

You must know that in the memory card of her mobile phone, at the beginning, there was a video of singing when she was drunk and claimed to be the number one singer in Yokohama. Now she has recorded a video of Osamu Dazai dancing pole dancing. I feel that if I find a computer to operate it well People put the video P of two people together, and it will definitely attract people's attention when the time comes.

The two blacks in the past are now reduced to a street singer and a street dancer, no matter which one they feel very sad.

When there was commotion here, Kunikida walked in from outside the door, which meant that today would be an unusual day.

"Hahahahahahahahaha!!!"

What I didn't expect was that even though Osamu Dazai was already in a state of madness, he never stopped wanting to tease Kunikida.

Sorry, Nara burst out laughing at this point.

"Nara, don't laugh anymore, hurry up and get rid of Dazai."

"Um... well."

After all, this is a matter of my own making, and I must handle it myself, and I don't feel at ease when I leave it to others.

"It's okay, just leave the next thing to me."

Speaking of this, she showed a smile of unknown meaning. To be honest, this smile made Kunikida and Atsushi Nakajima feel a little creepy, but the terrible thing was that Osamu Dazai seemed to be ignorant of this matter.

"Hey hey hey~"

Nara grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar and dragged him out of Butei's office. The latter was so poisoned by the poisonous mushroom that he couldn't move at all, so his whole body was as soft as a strip of cloth.

"Oh!"

After closing the door of the office, she led the other party to the stairwell, where no one could see what the two of them had done.

"Hehehe~ Nara-chan~ Are we going to hell? Will we see Odasaku soon?"

"..."

Really, if it's not him but Dazai Osamu's fair and honest girlfriend, Nara will start to wonder what is going on with the other party's relationship with Oda Saku now, and why his emotions are so high after seeing Oda Saku. It made her fall into contemplation.

After placing Osamu Dazai in a good position, she sat on the steps next to her, her expression became very serious, "No, people who die for death cannot go to hell, this will have a great impact on a person's body, and in the end You will drag your seriously ill body like a terminally ill old man, do you think you will be in pain like that?"

"..."

In fact, what Nara said is absolutely right. As a human being, you cannot go to hell casually. Only the dead can go to hell. If you pass by as an ordinary human being, you will definitely have Yin Qi entering your body. In the end, your vitality will be severely injured and your body will be completely Break down and die early.

"One more thing, it will definitely be very painful if you die of illness."

"..."

In order to scare the other party, Nara even made this problem very serious. Due to the lighting problem in the stairwell, most of her face was in the shadows, and she looked very much like a ghost from hell.

Osamu Dazai was stuffed with a few poisonous mushrooms before, and the various toxins interacted in the body, resulting in a greatly reduced effectiveness. It didn't take long for the hallucinations to disappear.

Seeing that Nara's face suddenly became clear in front of him, Osamu Dazai blinked and then blinked again, and then he was dazed for a while and found himself in the stairwell outside the Buteisha.

He probably still remembered what the other party said to him just now, and the picture also remained in his mind, he stretched out his hand and rubbed his head in pain.

Demons from hell?

To be honest, Nara's appearance really doesn't look like an evil spirit from hell. No evil spirit in any family is pretty good-looking.

Recalling the horns on Ghost Lamp’s head, Osamu Dazai had a subtle expression on his face. His right hand was about to move, and after a few seconds he put his hand on the opponent’s head, “By the way, Nara-chan has no horns on his head. What about little jiojio?"

"Little jiojio?"

Touching his forehead with a confused face, Nara thought of the little jiojio on Ghost Lamp's head, the cute little jiojio and the little mouth. He really didn't expect that the tough guy of Ghost Lamp would have such a cute thing.

But it's a pity that she doesn't have such a cute little jiojio.

"This, in fact, is mainly because I am different from the ghost lamp. He was formed after a human child was finally swallowed by ghost fire, and I..."

Speaking of which, she scratched her head a little baldly, the process of her formation is really hard to say.

"You know that in the early days of human civilization, everyone was very simple, but later everyone developed different feelings and desires..."

"Wow!"

Mmp, this explanation is really too difficult, the key is that the other party is still putting on a very shocked look, you must know that she hasn't said anything yet.

"That is, I am formed from the gathering of all evil spirits. It was only after I got to know the ghost lamp that I realized that I can transform into a human form."

She met Ghost Lantern when she was a human child, and kept following her around to observe human beings, and finally she became a little human girl.

"Why a little girl and not a little boy?"

Osamu Dazai is very good at finding the key points. At first, his focus was that Nara turned into a human form after observing the ghost lamp, but then he felt something was wrong.

Why, watching a boy turn into a little loli?

"I think it's a bit redundant to be a boy again, I just want to be a different one."

"..."

That is indeed different, otherwise there would be no Nara more than 4000 years later, but it is a pity that we cannot try to touch that little jiojio.

Aware of the other party's intentions, Nara clutched his head and leaned against the wall behind him, "No! I really don't have that kind of thing! The point is that I can't get it out!"

It seems like there is only one chance to transform into a human form, after that she can no longer change her appearance, let alone the color of her hair with little jiojio.

"Hey~ so, I thought I could touch it, or else..."

"Shut up, if you say you want to touch the head of the ghost lamp, I think you should give up completely, otherwise your life in hell will not be very good after you die~"

"..."

Just imagine the scene at that time, Osamu Dazai felt that he had better think about his own future.

Finally got rid of the poison in Osamu Dazai, the two returned to the Butei Club one after the other, only to find that Kunikida had already arranged work, this time the incident was to investigate the case of missing tourists in Yokohama recently.

"The missing tourist?"

Hearing this Nara can be said to be stunned. When she returned to hell before, she never heard the ghost lamp say that there was another mass death in Yokohama. Does that mean that these missing people are not actually there? Hanged, but alive somewhere.

No one else in the Butei Club except Osamu Dazai knew about her identity, so she couldn't tell other people directly that she knew through her relationship that those people hadn't died yet.

Bald, really bald.

"However, this incident doesn't require me to go, does it?"

If Kunikida wanted to take the little tiger with him, he would definitely not be able to take her with him. It was just right for the three of them to investigate an incident, otherwise they would feel a little crowded sitting in the car or something.

Nara, who was rarely at ease, waved goodbye to Osamu Dazai and sat on a chair in a daze. As a result, she saw the ghost lamp standing outside the door of Buteisha.

Fuck, is this the beginning of a f*cking horror movie? !The first assistant officer of hell just appeared in such a daze? !

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cough cough!Alright, I opened Mori Ogai's pre-acquisition, everyone can go and have a look, called [Green so that you panic] Thanks to the little angel who voted for the overlord or the irrigation nutrient solution for me~

Thanks to the little angels who voted [Mine]: Mumu Muzi 1;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

Slowly in the wind 7 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!