Go to hell together [Comprehensive]

Regarding the fact that Dazai Osamu touched his room in the middle of the night, Nara was in a daze, she really didn't know at all!

When she fell asleep in a daze in the morning, she just felt that there seemed to be more people beside her, but she didn't pay much attention to it, she just thought that she was still dreaming, but who knew that this guy even greeted her specially.

"Good morning, Nara-chan~"

"!!!"

If it wasn't for the fear of scaring a few children, now she could say that she screamed in minutes. This f*ck is killing people, okay?

Covering his chest with the quilt, Nara quickly got up from the bed, his eyes fixed on the guy in front of him.

Most people wake up in the morning with a greasy face, but Nara is not an ordinary human being after all, and she doesn't have to care about whether her face is greasy or not, but what surprised her was that Osamu Dazai also No such problem! !

"Dazai, are you a little fairy who only drinks dew?"

"what?"

Noticing Dazai Osamu's confused face, Nara began to explain to him what happened to the little fairy who drank dew.

For example, the little fairies who drink dew don't go to the bathroom, and they don't need to be treated for injuries.

"Hey~ I thought Nara-chan meant that I look like a fairy boy."

"..."

But shut up, this shameless guy is really becoming more and more shameless.

Dazai Osamu rolled off the bed before Nara wanted to stretch out his foot to kick someone. If he didn't roll himself, he would probably be thrown down directly next.

It has been a long time since the target two people defected today, and they have become relatively accustomed to the task of whitewashing. After all, it is a gray area, and it is not easy to intervene in both black and white, so this task can be said to be difficult to describe.

For example, now, due to the frequent disappearance of villagers in a rural area, and some people have seen black figures at night, it is rumored that Satan may appear.

And their task is to find out the truth of the matter. It would be best if they can catch the so-called Satan, and if they can't catch them, they will rescue the missing people.

Nara felt that the people above really stood up and talked without pain in their backs, and caught Satan or something. Isn't this obviously embarrassing for Fat Tiger?

How can something like Satan be caught if you want to catch it?

However, she felt that it might be different from what she thought. How could Lord Satan come all the way from the west to arrest people? This really violated his identity.

"Satan? Are you sure it's Satan? The kind of campus Satan who fell in love with me? Or the kind of Satan that I was entangled by Satan?"

"..."

Osamu Dazai opened his mouth, and finally showed a very helpless smile, "Nara-chan, this Satan does not seem to be what you think, but it is unlikely to be the real Satan."

"Look, you think so too. Master Satan is so busy that he can't wait to use the magic power of love to go around in circles. How could he have spare time to come and arrest people? Besides, if he came to our side to arrest people from the West, he is not afraid of being caught by us." Are you going to fight the ghost lamp?"

The two began to deny all kinds of speculation about Satan with each other. This made them think that their way of doing things was not pleasing to the eye and planned to scare them, but they did not expect that the other party's expression was calm and there was no discomfort.

"This is the address, you two go and investigate it yourself."

Since it is in the countryside, they will definitely leave home and live outside for a period of time, which means that the children will be left alone again, which is not acceptable.

"Dear sir, since we have already gone to the countryside, it means that we are on a business trip this time, so should there be subsidies for business trips?"

"..."

Nara turned into a money fanatic, she felt that she should have a good chat with the other party about this issue, after all, this is considered a big event, "Look at the two of us, we still have five children, and those five children are the orphans of our good friends, Do you think we are miserable? Even if you don't feel sorry for us, I think the other gentleman will feel sorry for us."

"..."

The gentleman she mentioned refers to Ango Sakaguchi, who has never appeared on the stage except for changing his name to use the other party. Osamu Dazai's hatred for the other party is too ardent.

Really, in fact, Nara thinks it doesn’t matter if you want to have a face. In order to get the children’s household registration, she can let the children change their name to Sakaguchi Ango as their father. If the money can be raised, she doesn’t mind changing her name to her father.

"Nara-chan, you need to be ambitious."

"..."

Dazai Osamu's words were like a bright light, directly lighting up Nara, she stretched out her hand and held the other's hand with a very sincere expression.

"Actually, if you give me the money, I don't mind calling you dad." "Wow, is this something new?"

"Why, call your father on the bed?"

The conversation between the two people was getting closer and closer to the direction of the eighteen bans. In the end, the person in charge of releasing the task could only put his hand in front of his mouth and cough lightly to indicate that he was still alive, and asked the two people to pay attention to the occasion.

In the end, no one thought that these two people could be said to be more hurtful than the other.

"Oh, sorry, I thought you had already left."

"I didn't see this one at all~"

"..."

Look, look, how annoying!

...

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.........

This time the task was in the countryside, and it was still a certain distance from Tokyo. If there were no accidents, it would probably take them two or three days to solve the problem.

Regarding their business trip, the children actually fully understand it.

They think that Oda Saku went to South Africa to dig oil for their better life, and Nara and Dazai Osamu’s busy schedule is also to make their pocket money more comfortable, so they even squatted aside to watch the two people’s business trip. Watch them pack their bags.

"Sister Nara, what mission are you going to complete this time?"

"Emmm... It is said that the child is disobedient and is going to elope. We are going to find the disobedient child."

"Hey! You guys are doing such a non-challenging thing."

For what Nara said, Xingsuke expressed her full contempt. If she hadn't been going to the country tomorrow, she would really be able to let the other party taste what it means to hit the stomach with the head.

Her hand that was packing things suddenly stopped, showing a kind smile to the children, Nara moved her fingers, "I heard from Oda Saku, you seem to be very ticklish?"

"!!!"

The children got up from the ground with terrified faces, and started running to their room in a panic, "No no no no no! Everything you do is challenging!"

"Nara-chan, you scared the kids~"

"The children happen to be very bears during this period of time. In order to prevent them from continuing to be bears, I must shoulder this responsibility."

"Oh, it seems that you are really worried about them."

Although the place to go is in the countryside, everyone has everything they should have, and there are even vending machines.

The documents shown to the two people said that Satan haunted and caused the villagers to disappear for no reason, but when the two people arrived at this place, they found that things were not like this.

"To be honest, I'm talking about Satan's haunting, and I'm more inclined to hide from God."

"Shenyin? Nara-chan also knows about Shenyin?"

Osamu Dazai turned his head and looked at Nara with a sweet smile on his face, which made Nara always feel that there was something hidden behind this guy's smile.

No, this guy definitely has nothing to hide. Eight generations of his ancestors are clear to him, and he can be quite sure that there is no hidden person in the other party's family.

"I don't have much experience with Shenyin, but I can recommend you a girl manga. The heroine in it is a half-demon born because of her mother Shenyin, called the monster girl Pomegranate."

"???"

While Osamu Dazai was in a daze, the other party had already taken out his mobile phone and called up the so-called girl manga, and almost hit his face directly, "Look slowly, it's not long anyway, usually as long as you watch it Then I can drive to my destination."

"Hey~ I really can't bear to let Nara-chan drive alone."

"..."

Since I can't bear it, can I express it with practical actions?

It would take about five or six hours to drive from Tokyo to the destination. Osamu Dazai's driver's license had not been issued for a long time, and Nara was actually not too relieved to let him drive the car, feeling that it would easily cause accidents.

After driving for another two hours, she parked the car in the rest area, and was about to close her eyes and rest for a while. Anyway, they were not particularly anxious about this matter, and it would be okay to spend more time on the road.

Osamu Dazai really looked at the shoujomanga. In order not to disturb Nara, he kept watching with a blank expression on his earphones. When he used double acceleration and finally saw the finale, he found that Nara was already nestled in the driver's seat. fell asleep.

From his point of view, the other party should have fallen asleep, so he took off the earphones and called out the other party's name in a low voice, but after shouting a few times, the other party just whimpered and didn't know what he was talking about, and didn't wake up at all. mean.

Ah, I didn't mean to wake up.

Osamu Dazai slowly raised the corners of his mouth...

Nara was really tired. Driving for two hours concentrated was like staying up all night, so she fell asleep almost without any interval after stopping.

In fact, she also heard someone calling her name, but at that time her eyelids were so heavy that she couldn't open them at all. After humming a few words, she was about to turn over and continue to sleep, but she was falling asleep happily. Something is wrong.

When she opened her eyes, she saw Dazai Osamu's big face infinitely enlarged in front of her. If it wasn't for the coincidence of her opening her eyes, the other party might have kissed her directly in the next second.

It stands to reason that when a person is caught stealing a kiss, most of them will turn their heads shyly, and the stealing act will end, but Nara obviously overestimated the degree of shamelessness of Osamu Dazai, even if the other party is now He was caught by himself, but he still kissed her directly.

"Well!"

Nara found that this guy likes to stick out his tongue when kissing, and every time he can make her out of breath successfully, obviously he still can take a breath, but every time he can't inhale obviously.

Seeing that the other party had no intention of stopping, Nara blinked.

What's the matter, is this going to cause a car|shock on the national highway?

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1 bottle of a small white flower;

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