Liang Duo pretending to be sleeping

The roommate said: "Jiang Han, I think I was wrong."

"Ah? What?" Jiang Han continued to bend over to look through the presents, "Tell me, this Dr. Liang is also very hardworking. I'm celebrating my birthday, so he probably emptied out the store."

The roommate pouted: "Young man, you are really innocent."

"What did you want to say just now?" Jiang Han asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay." The roommate wanted to say that before, he complained that Jiang Han was like a blindly confident straight man, but just realized that he, a blindly confident straight man from time to time, is not as blind and confident as Jiang Han.

Humiliated the straight man.

Jiang Han took out every "gift" like a treasure and placed it all over the room.

"Why did he send you fake flowers?" asked the roommate.

"It must be because I'm afraid that I'm too tired to grow real flowers. Fake flowers are so easy to take care of."

"What about this? Bath towel, do you think you are too dirty?"

"You're the one who is dirty!" Jiang Han snatched back his birthday present from his roommate, "Don't touch it, it's dirty for me."

"...Disgusting, you man is too disgusting."

Jiang Han counted, there were 41 items in total, how much would it cost!

Dr. Liang spent a lot of money, and Xiao Jiang felt distressed.

He thought, Dr. Liang worked so hard to make money every day, and even gave him so many gifts on his birthday, he had to express it.

Jiang Han took a group photo with all the gifts and asked his roommate to help. The gifts were around, and he squatted in the middle, enjoying the feeling of being surrounded by stars.

After the shooting, Jiang Han sent the photo to Liang Duo.

Stupid Xiao Jiang: Dr. Liang, thank you for your birthday presents. I like them so much. I am so embarrassed that you put so much effort into them.

Liang Duo was busy when he received Jiang Han's WeChat message, he glanced at it with a chuckle and ignored it, and put his phone in the pocket of his white coat.

Aunt Wang, who came to play the bottle, saw him smiling at the phone, and her gossip began to burn: "Doctor Xiao Liang is in a relationship?"

"Huh?" Liang Duo was confused.

Aunt Wang smiled: "It's time for a relationship. You have such good conditions, there must be plenty of good girls to pursue."

When Liang Duo heard this, he laughed awkwardly: "No, no, I'm single!"

"What about singleness, you are just talking casually. Before my husband and I got married, he also said that he was single. In the end, he met me and pursued me shamelessly." Aunt Wang looked through everything, "I just didn't meet If you like it, once you meet it, your soul will be gone!"

"Hehehehehe, yes, what you said makes sense." Liang Duo laughed so awkwardly that Tianling Gai flew up, and the phone began to buzz again in the pocket of the white coat.

He took it out to see, it was Jiang Han again.

Jiang Han sent a photo of the gift again, and there was one thing in the photo that Jiang Han circled in red.

Stupid Xiao Jiang: Dr. Liang, this...

While Liang Duo was complaining about this and that in his heart, he clicked on the photo and zoomed in, and he almost fainted immediately after.

Safe/safe/set.

Why is there a safe/safe/set in there?

This is definitely not what Liang Duo bought!He can pat his chest to assure that he didn't do such a wretched thing!

Besides, it's Okamoto, the smallest one, he's never done such a humiliating thing!

Liang Duo: I didn't buy it, so don't pour dirty water on me!

It wasn't bought by Liang Duo, nor by Jiang Han, so where did it come from?

Stupid Xiao Jiang: But, it was taken out of that big box.

Liang Duo: I don't believe it unless you have evidence.

Jiang Han has no evidence. He carried several things together just now, and only noticed such a small thing blocked behind the Barbie doll when he was taking pictures.

Dr. Liang is really bold, this is not a hint, it is an explicit statement.

The roommate was also surprised: "Okay, Jiang Han, I will take back what I said about you."

The roommate squatted down and looked at the box of security/security/suits: "I heard that Okamoto's size is small, tsk, this is still the smallest size."

He turned around and stared at Jiang Han's crotch, Jiang Han immediately clamped his legs and covered his crotch: "What are you looking at? Be careful, I will sue you for sex/harassment/harassment!"

"Tsk, I'll take a look at anyone who cares about/sexual/harassing/harassing you. It's quite surprising." The roommate smiled very cheaply, "I didn't expect you to be such Jiang Han, and Dr. Liang didn't dislike you. You are really a good person."

"...What are you talking about!" Jiang Han raised his hand and pushed the person aside, "Brother, I am majestic!"

"I don't believe it unless you let me see it."

Boys have always liked to make nasty jokes since they were young. Although Jiang Han is gay, most of the time he doesn't feel that he is different from other boys. However, at critical moments, he still has a sense of self-protection!

Jiang Han said: "Dream your dream, my pure virgin body is only for Dr. Liang to see!"

The roommate laughed uncontrollably: "Hey, to be honest, I think Dr. Liang is scolding you."

"Call me? Why?"

"He bought you Okamoto's smallest size! Isn't that scolding you?" After the roommate finished speaking, he slapped his thigh suddenly, "No, there is another possibility."

Jiang Han frowned, feeling that things were really not that simple.

He looked at his roommate: "Brother Zhu, what do you want to say?"

Since Jiang Han began to pursue Liang Duo, his roommate has really become his love guide. Although this love guide is not always effective, Jiang Han feels that Brother Zhu is indeed more experienced than himself in this kind of matter.

The roommate said mysteriously: "He may really be hinting at you."

"Hint me what?" Jiang Han had a bold idea in his heart, but he dared not say it.

He didn't dare to say it, but his roommate did.

The roommate said: "He may want to say, if you want to prove that you are not using the smallest Okamoto, then let me test it myself."

"...Brother Zhu! You are obscene!" He said that he was obscene, but there was a picture in his mind.

Jiang Han turned his back to his roommate, and was silently ecstatic.

When the two obscenely developed male students were making obscene speeches, Liang Duo really wanted to buy a piece of tofu and pretend to be dead, because he found out the shopping receipt at the time of checkout and saw "" in a long list of product names. Okamoto" two words.

wanna die.Really want to die.

don't live.Really don't live.

Good luck tricks people.It's really a trick of good fortune.

Liang Duo was throwing things from the shelves into the trolley. Although he was careless, he would not close his eyes and throw things around. He took a bunch of useless things to Jiang Han with a mischievous mentality, but he could swear to God, he would definitely Haven't taken the safe/secure/set.

He would not be so short-sighted as to push himself into the fire pit.

So where did this thing come from?

Liang Duo sat there and began to recall, but before he could recall, Aunt Wang called him: "Doctor Liang, the medicine is gone."

"Hey, here we come." Liang Duo put away the receipt and went to pull out the needle for Aunt Wang.

Aunt Wang looked at him absent-mindedly and smiled and said, "You said you didn't fall in love, so you put your mind on others, right?"

"No, no," Liang Duo was really embarrassed, "I'm thinking about something."

After sending Aunt Wang away, Liang Duo leaned against the door and sighed.

I don't really want to live, nor do I really want to die, but I feel that life is hopeless, and I lose face.

After Liang Duosi thought about it, he felt that he had to be stubborn and refused to admit it. He couldn't do anything to Jiang Han if he didn't admit it. After a while, this matter will pass.

Ok, deal.

It can't be admitted, even if Jiang Han is killed!

Liang Duo took a deep breath, ready to kill him and not let go.

After five o'clock, Jiang Han came to Liang Duo with his "second cup of half-price" milk tea.

"Good evening, Doctor Liang!" Jiang Han was beaming, and those who didn't know thought he was getting married today.

Although Liang Duo was ready to be stubborn, he was not ready to meet Jiang Han. When this kid came to him suddenly, he almost dropped the teacup in his hand.

No loss, just soaked wolfberry.

"Where is it uncomfortable?" Liang Duo asked pretendingly, "Sit there and let me take a look."

Seeing him pretending, Jiang Han smiled: "I feel uncomfortable."

Liang Duo glanced at him: "I don't treat heart disease here, I suggest going to a third-class hospital."

Jiang Han put the milk tea in front of Liang Duo: "The top three hospitals can't cure it, only you can."

Liang Duo began to break out in a cold sweat: "Don't, I'm not capable of that."

"I said if you have it, you will have it."

Liang Duo began to complain again in his heart: What you said, those who didn't know would think you are some kind of tyrant with a net worth of hundreds of millions!

"Why?" Liang Duo didn't want to be outdone, "I know my level well. If I say it can't be cured, it means it can't be cured."

Sitting across from him, Jiang Han took out a box of safety / safety / condoms with a smile on his face.

Oka/Ben.

smallest size.

Liang Duo raised his forehead subconsciously.

"Doctor Liang, I didn't think much about it at first, I thought we could take our time," Jiang Han pursed his lips and looked at him obediently, "But it seems that you are more anxious than me."

"Warning, don't make trouble for me here," Liang Duo threatened him. "The police station is only a few hundred meters away. If you keep harassing me, I'll send you to the police station and imprison you for a few days."

Jiang Han knew that he was just talking, so he took the milk tea and drank it first.

"Doctor Liang, today is my birthday."

"Happy birthday, good luck, long life, and peace every year."

Jiang Han suppressed a smile: "You are so distracted."

He gulped down half a cup of milk tea and said, "Let's have a drink together at night, I don't have class tomorrow."

drink!

Liang Duo suddenly became vigilant, the last time Jiang Han's dead look after drinking was still vivid in his memory, he didn't dare to drink with this kid again.

"No, I have an appointment tonight."

"What appointment do you have?" Jiang Han frowned, "Didn't you make an appointment with me?"

"Did you have a date in your dream?" Liang Duo focused his eyes on the milk tea, but sipped his wolfberry soaked water very restrainedly, "I have a date with someone else."

Jiang Han was silent for a few seconds, then asked him seriously: "Are you serious?"

"Why lie to you? Is it fun?"

Jiang Han stared at him, then bit the straw and said, "Doctor Liang, you made an appointment with someone even though you knew it was my birthday and wanted to celebrate it with you very much, is that so?"

"..." Liang Duo didn't speak, but Jiang Han's tone and what the other party said made him feel very uncomfortable. Suddenly, he seemed to be a heartless person, worse than He Shuhuan.

"I... I have clearly rejected you before." Liang Duo was inexplicably guilty, and lacked confidence when speaking.

what happened?

This is not Dr. Liang's style!

In the past, when Liang Duo rejected people, he was really ruthless, and he didn't give the other party any room to save face. He wanted to write "stay away from me and don't bother me anymore" written on his face.

what is it today?

"Okay, I see." Jiang Han got up, took another green grape-flavored candy from his pocket and put it in front of Liang Duo, "Excuse me, I'm going back first."

Jiang Han walked out in a daze, and almost tripped over the threshold when he went out.

He staggered, and Liang Duo's heart trembled.

Jiang Han went out and stood outside. It was already dark after five o'clock. He was drinking milk tea with the cold wind blowing. Before leaving, he looked back at Liang Duo who was sitting in the room through the window.

Damn, what's going on?

Liang Duo slowly raised his hand to cover his heart: It's strange, why is it so uncomfortable?

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-10-1806:28:53~2020-10-1906:46:09期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: one hundred ice cream, Jing sauce, dream_castle, porridge Chang'an 1;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 0.010 bottles of yy, Aoaoao; 5 bottles of canned happy ice, sprinkle, and Jing sauce; 2 bottles of screaming cows; 1 bottle of porridge;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!