Liang Duo pretending to be sleeping

Jiang Han learned a trick from his roommate, and couldn't wait to ask Liang Duo to verify whether it was useful or not. As the saying goes, learn now and sell now.

But the roommate said: "Brother! Calm down! Just do it today, don't contact him again, learn to restrain yourself, and find another opportunity to send messages tomorrow."

"What's the matter today?" In this respect, Jiang Han's skill is not only a little bit worse.

"Ms. Zhu is going to start the second class for you now." The roommate cleared his throat and said pretending to be profound, "You don't even count the ambiguous stage now. At this time, you need to give yourself a sense of presence. Slowly intervene in his life, but not too frequently, otherwise it will be annoying."

Jiang Han really wanted to say that Dr. Liang would not bother me, but on second thought, it is better not to be blindly confident, Liang Duo is really hard to say.

According to Jiang Han's analysis, Liang Duo is definitely the kind of person who runs away when you push him too hard. He runs faster than a rabbit, and you can't even catch up with him.

Really scare people away and that's it.

Getting out of the order is really a science, and it needs to be studied.

"Listen," said the roommate, "just keep sending him a message once a day or every other day, as long as you get to know him well, and don't chat for too long each time, just accept it when you see it."

Having said that, the roommate paused: "Of course, I suspect you won't be able to chat with him for too long."

Jiang Han rolled his eyes: "Who are you satirizing?"

"You." The roommate smiled triumphantly, "Brother Jiang, you have to admit that I have more experience than you in this regard!"

OK, indeed.

Jiang Han admitted.

"Okay, that's all for today. Teacher Zhu is tired, class is over." It was late, and the roommate was going to soak his feet to sleep, "Remember to find time to settle the class fee, I will wait for you!"

"Brother Zhu," Jiang Han stopped his roommate just as he was about to go out, "Then how long must this rhythm be maintained?"

"Let's see how you two progress," said the roommate, "It depends on whether Dr. Liang can flirt."

Not only is it not easy to tease, it is quite difficult to tease.

Liang Duo is a person that ordinary people really can't touch, because he doesn't accept your tricks at all.

According to the guidance of his roommate, Jiang Han began to "spot" Liang Duo with all his heart.

He didn't dare to speak coquettishly, he wasn't so courageous yet, and the two of them hadn't gotten to know each other well yet, so if he didn't know what to say, he would show disrespect to others, Jiang Han couldn't do that kind of thing.He obediently shares "life anecdotes" every day, and it is rare for him to observe life carefully.

For example, eating noodles in the cafeteria unexpectedly produced a beer cap.

For example, when playing on the court, he was hit on the head by a ball.

For example, when I fell asleep in class, I was caught by the instructor.

For example, when taking a bath in the bathtub, the water stopped just after foaming.

One day a day, the patterns are numerous.Although Liang Duo ignored him at all, he strictly abided by his roommate's instructions. If the other party didn't reply, he would never send it again that day, and he had to endure it until the next day.

In this way, after a week, Jiang Han sent messages at around [-]:[-] pm almost every day, and Liang Duo gradually got used to receiving messages from the other party at this time every day.

Although Liang Duo never replied, he was always watching. He didn't take it seriously at first, but it was like this every day. On the eighth night, it was already 09:30 and Jiang Han didn't send a message, which made Liang Duo Suddenly feel as if there is something unfinished today.

emptiness.lonely.It's still a little cold.

He eats potato chips and does yoga at home, eating three chips in one movement.

The word "Chuan" frowned between his brows, and he glanced at his phone every few seconds.

He was thinking about it here, while Jiang Han was shaking his legs over there.

"Stop shaking." The roommate said, "Go to bed if you're really bored."

"I don't," Jiang Han continued to shake his legs to play minesweeper, "it's too early."

"Young people have to be calm." The roommate said earnestly, "Just wait, your doctor Liang will contact you in a short time."

Jiang Han snorted, expressing his disbelief.

For seven consecutive days, he scheduled a WeChat message every day, and Liang Duo didn't reply to one. Today, the other party can be considered to have made a fortune, and will take the initiative to contact him?

Jiang Han didn't believe it, and thought it was impossible.

"Where did you read all these?" Jiang Han said, "Have you ever actually fought?"

"No," said the roommate, "the school library has a copy of "The Art of Love and Warfare", and I read it when I have nothing to do."

"... After a long time, are you using me as a guinea pig?"

"Almost," the roommate was very frank, "I'll experiment, and if I don't want to use it, I can improve it a little bit, and I will publish a book in the future called "The Art of War plus Love", which will probably become a bestseller."

"Go to hell you!"

Jiang Han was originally a master of the minesweeper game, but today he clicked to blow it up once, and his reputation was completely ruined.

He glanced at the time, it was past nine o'clock, and he let out a long sigh, thinking that it's better to forget it, just like Brother Zhu said, go to sleep.

He turned off the game and got up to go to take a shower, but just as he stood up, his phone vibrated suddenly.

Jiang Han and his roommate became alert at the same time, staring at his cell phone at the same time.

Tension, unprecedented tension.

Jiang Han picked up the phone, opened it and took a look...

"Damn, QQ mailbox reminder." Jiang Han glanced, "It's still spam!"

Mad.

Jiang Han threw the phone on the bed and went to wash up.

Jiang Han, who was "broken in love", was listless. When he was in the bathroom, he almost knocked his head on the faucet.

Very aggrieved, he couldn't help singing: "Ambiguous people suffer a lot of grievances..."

After singing, he felt that something was wrong. Brother Zhu said that he and Liang Duo hadn't started flirting yet.

Thinking about it this way made me even more aggrieved.

When Jiang Han came back from the shower, his roommate was already wearing a big headset and started playing games. He put away his things and climbed onto the bed.

Go to sleep, there is everything in the dream, maybe there will be Dr. Liang.

Jiang Han felt that he had been too affectionate recently, and he never thought that he liked her so much.

Lie in bed, pick up your phone, and the last task before going to bed is to check Moments.

Although he knew that Liang Duo would definitely not post on Moments, he still wanted to check it out, just in case.

What if.

Thinking about "what if", this "what if" really appeared.

But what Liang Duo sent was not Moments, but news to Jiang Han.

Ten minutes ago, Liang Duo sent this sentence: I think you can change your name, don't call it "cute Xiao Jiang", call it "unlucky Xiao Jiang".

Jiang Han thought he was hallucinating because he was thinking too much about Dr. Liang, so he called out "Brother Zhu". He was concentrating on playing games and ignored him.

He sat up from the bed, turned off the phone, turned it on again, and then opened WeChat, Liang Duo's message was still there.

"Brother Zhu!" Jiang Han couldn't help yelling, "You are so awesome!"

The noble and glamorous Doctor Liang actually took the initiative to send him a message!

At this moment, Brother Zhu was still concentrating on playing the game, the voice in the earphones was so loud that he didn't hear Jiang Han's words at all.

Jiang Han quickly replied: I'm sorry, I just went to wash up and saw WeChat.

Liang Duo had already finished eating a bag of potato chips, and he was lying on the yoga mat thinking maybe he should eat something else, otherwise the night would be long and lonely.

I was struggling with what to eat, and Jiang Han's WeChat came.

Liang Duo bit his finger, savoring the taste of potato chips, and smiled at Jiang Han's news.

He didn't intend to reply at first, but he felt that Jiang Han's "sorry" was a bit clumsy and cute, and he wanted to tease the other party.

But before Liang Duo sent a message, Jiang Han suddenly realized that he had committed an old mistake again, and did not leave a "hook" for Liang Duo, so he immediately added: The water is too cold this season, is the water in your house cold?

Liang Duo watched the words jump out, and then laughed until he hiccupped while lying on the yoga mat.

He replied: What comes out of my faucet is boiling water at 100 degrees.

When Jiang Han received this news, he was immediately taken aback. He got off the bed and went to his roommate: "Brother Zhu, let's play later, Jianghu help!"

The roommate was startled by him, took off the earphones and asked, "What's wrong?"

"He contacted me," Jiang Han was a little proud, "he took the initiative to send me a WeChat message."

To be honest, the roommate himself didn't expect this trick to be so effective, and he didn't know whether it was the "The Art of Love" that had a miraculous effect, or Dr. Liang's excessive cooperation in the performance.

"Really?" The soul of the roommate's gossip was burning, "What did he say?"

"It's nothing." Jiang Han showed him the content of the chat, and then asked, "What do you mean by the last sentence?"

Jiang Han finally understood that once he fell in love with someone, the brain of a genius would not be enough.

"Tsk," the roommate frowned, thinking for a moment, "Brother Jiang, I think he's hinting at you."

"Hint me?"

"Well," said the roommate, "according to my analysis, he is implying that your blood is boiling at the moment, and you are burning yourself!"

Then the roommate was shot in the head by Jiang Han.

"Stop talking nonsense," Jiang Han returned to the bed with his mobile phone, "You act like everyone is like you, are you born a demon?"

"Heaven and earth can learn from each other, I am very pure."

Jiang Han turned around, ignored him, stared at Liang Duo's words and thought about it, but couldn't understand what the other party meant. Could it be that he was really hinting at himself...

Not so much.

Dr. Liang is not that kind of person.

Dr. Liang is really not that kind of person. He played with small toys a little too much last night, and his walking posture is a bit strange all day today. a joke.

Liang Duo waited for a long time but still didn't get Jiang Han's reply. He felt that this kid was a bit shameless. Dr. Liang took the initiative to send a message, but he still didn't reply!

He sat up from the yoga mat, turned off the yoga video, and turned on The Temptation of Going Home.

It's not that Jiang Han didn't want to return, but he didn't know what to return. He thought about it with his mobile phone, and after thinking about it, he fell asleep like that.

It was the first time in Liang Duo's life that he waited for someone's WeChat message and didn't get it. He sat there in a daze and watched Lin Pinru hang and beat Ellie for more than two hours. He saw him being pissed off by Jiang Han, and walked back to the house to sleep up.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-09-2906:26:19~2020-09-3006:16:04期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: Xiang Bei and Congee Chang'an one;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 29 bottles of Aye; 10 bottles of Lemon Essence; 5 bottles of Orange and Metz University students; 3 bottles of Xiangyang;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!