Overlord always thinks he is a little wife

When Song Chang'an appeared in front of Lin Han for the 10086th time, Lin Han was finally overwhelmed by the disturbance. Looking at the woman who was still trying to seduce him, he suddenly admired his perseverance.

It's just, "Auntie, may I ask why you don't have any idea about your appearance?" Forgive him for being civilized all his life, and the swear words will be automatically silenced.

"Xiao Xue" seemed a little shocked. She looked at Lin Han like she was looking at a scumbag, "You call me auntie? You call me auntie?"

Lin Han looked at his hideous face because of anger, coupled with the makeup that had been stained with sweat due to the hot weather, his whole face was like the scene of a car accident.

Whether or not to make a call was just a matter of thought. After successfully dialing the number, Lin Han breathed a sigh of relief, "Hello, security guard? Someone in my office wants to treat me... someone wants to scare me."

security guard:? ? ?

When he was taken away by the security guards, Song Changan almost beat Lin Han, "Lin Han, I'll fuck you, you wait for me." Even because of his excessive force, the two lumps on his chest The thing moved twice, and slid directly to the abdomen, not showing the appearance of a lady at all.

The security guard who was still trying to restrain him was almost sent away directly.

"Boss Lin, this..." He wiped away the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, and seeing the increasingly obvious Adam's apple of the person he was holding, he wished he could go to the ophthalmology department immediately.

Lin Han is very calm. If he ignores the mobile phone that he accidentally squeezed off, all this seems to be very normal.

"Lin Han, I have something to tell you." Song Changan saw the timing and broke free from the security guard's hand. With a sudden force, his fake breasts were completely scrapped.

Lin Han swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and the security guard was still stunned. He looked at Song Changan's slightly threatening eyes and felt a little weak, "Tell me what's going on."

"I want you to fall in love with me within today."

As soon as the voice fell, the air froze in an instant.

Lin Han looked at the dozen or so breast pads in his hand, then looked at his eyes that seemed to be shining, and for a moment didn't know what to say, "Let's... talk carefully, don't rush sex change."

"Then do you agree or not?" Song Changjian made a gesture, and threw the breast pad in his hand on the desk.

Lin Han blurted out, "It's okay, what are you doing throwing your chest, put it back quickly, we can still be friends." Now it's very embarrassing, he feels like his toes can dig out three rooms and one living room on the ground.

The security guard looked at the breast pads scattered all over the floor, picking them up or not. Fortunately, Song Changan's phone rang in time.

Luo Yi was on the other side of the phone. He looked at the steaming dishes on the table, then looked at Chen Ming who was still posing for a photo next to him, and asked casually, "How is it? Is there any progress?"

Song Changan looked at Lin Han, who was on the same side of the territory with him, and said to himself, "Now he and I have calmed down and started talking. Rounding up means that he has changed his mind and likes me. Rounding up, he is already going to marry me, and rounding up, I will marry you again." The two are already in their own bed in the 21st century, happy or surprised."

The logic was so strict that Luo Yi couldn't refute it. He really deserved to be Chang'an, a logician in Song Dynasty.

"Then when will we come to have a meal, let's discuss how to go back."

The other side of the phone automatically muted, Luo Yi waited for a long time before he heard a weak cry from the other side, "Luo Yi, see you tomorrow."

For a while, Luo Yi looked at the hung up call, and dozens of bullet screens flashed in his heart. For a while, it was Lin Han and Song Changan fighting with goblins on the bed. .

But no matter which idea it is, as long as Lin Han and Song Changan get together, he will feel inexplicably unhappy.

He destroyed the plot, and he should be the one to restore it. What's the matter with Song Chang'an, even if he is the female lead... the male lead is not good, even if it is the author, he has to stand aside.

Song Changan is unreliable, but he can call Lin Han!

The moment the phone was connected, the whole world seemed to be far away from Luo Yi, and he burst into tears for a moment.

"Lin Han, I was molested, and he wants to take me away now, come and save me."

The voice sounded like a panic, and there was a little bit of seductive taste in the crying voice.

Lin Han felt as if he had been hit by a wild donkey in the heart, and his heart was beating non-stop, "Wait a minute, send me the location, and I'll be there right away."

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Xiao Xue who was restrained by Xiao Xue's sister, ignored the strange light of longing in that person's eyes, took the suit jacket on the hanger, and hurried out of the office.

"Sister, Xiao Xue broke up with me recently, she's a little mentally abnormal, you take good care of her."

Song Chang'an looked at his face with a fierce face, and helped him re-fold the false breasts layer by layer. The original owner's sister, who stuffed it into his clothes, suddenly had red eyes, "I'm wrong, sister, I don't want to go to the countryside."

"It's useless to hold back these things, I'll take you there personally tomorrow." Xiao Ning took out the kitchen knife he was carrying in his arms, "Tell me about you, let me go all the time, even a man can't handle it. Go to grandma tomorrow When the family feeds the pigs, see how Xiaohua soaks the boars."

"Who is Xiaohua?" Song Changan asked.

"The prettiest pig in the village."

Song: ...

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The moment Luo Yi hung up the phone, the expression on his face instantly returned to normal.Chen Ming was so startled that the phone fell directly to the ground, and his yellow hair like a mop seemed to reveal shock.

"No, who molested you? Isn't brother here?"

If it wasn't for the shock on his expression, Luo Yi would have thought he was joking.

Until Chen Ming was so anxious that he kept looking around, "Quickly tell me who is going to molest you, sooner or later that bastard."

Luo Yi: "..." It turned out to be really stupid.

He helped his forehead helplessly, and stuffed a chopstick of pepper into Chen Ming's mouth, "You!"

Chen Ming's hot tears came from the corners of his mouth, but he heard Luo Yi's words accurately.

Pointing at himself in disbelief, Chen Ming swallowed the pepper in his mouth, "Me? Want to molest you?"

He slapped the table violently, "Even if I want to moleste a dog, I won't moleste you."

Before he finished speaking, the glass on the round table shattered, and Luo Yi hid back, only to be surprised that there was a blanket on the floor, and the bench fell over.

Chen Ming was also taken aback by himself.

So when Lin Han hurried over, he saw such a scene.Luo Yi's eyes were red and he was pushed to the ground, while Chen Ming stood aside like a bully, raising his hands.

The most important thing is that the lips of the two are flushed, as if they have just gone through an intense and indescribable.

The atmosphere was deadlocked like this.

Lin Han endured at the door again and again, and in the end it seemed as if some kind of clockwork had been undone, his eyes turned red in an instant, and he looked at Luo Yi like a resentful woman who had been abandoned eight hundred times.

"I knew it, you must think I'm not tight enough, Luo Yi, how can you do this." He squatted down and cried for a while, then stood up suddenly, and took the knife that fell on the ground and was intended to be used for cutting meat.

"Luo Yi, do you think I still have a chance?"

Luo Yi was caught off guard by him, and he didn't care about the spicy soup splashing into his eyes, so he hurried over and grabbed Lin Han's hand holding the knife, "There is a chance, baby, be good!"

Only then did Lin Han heave a sigh of relief, he followed Luo Yi's strength and leaned into his arms, "Luo Yi, you know, it's inconvenient for me to have sex with you while I'm pregnant, but you can't find someone else either."

Luo Yi looked at the lines on Lin Han's neck, and his whole body became a still picture.

No, can this personality transformation recur?His Luo Yi's bisexual little wife is back again?