Forced to be at the same table with the full-level boss

Yao Yu chose to take a lunch break in Xu Tianrui's dormitory, besides the fact that their room was filled with Class [-] people, the fact that each of the two people in the room brought a mat was also an important reason.

As we all know, student Yao has high requirements for beds. Even in the military training dormitory, which has been slept by countless people, strong psychological hints remind him all the time: others may not make it dirty, but it is true if you make it dirty. dirty.

The military training uniform is only a set of camouflage T-shirt and trousers, and it is impossible to sleep naked. Before Xu Tianrui sent the invitation, his lunch break was planned to sit on the ground.

Now I still sit on the ground, but there are two mats under it, which can accommodate several people. It is not only convenient for cleaning and tidying, but also can fall asleep on the spot at any time. Yao's psychology and physiology All needs are met.

The whole room was paralyzed by the heat, the air conditioner could only be turned on at a minimum of 22 degrees, and the indoor temperature was seriously inconsistent with the digital display. More than a dozen smoking corpses used the principles of physics to the extreme, lying on the ground to absorb the cool air on the ground.

Yi Yi sat on the right side of Yao Yu, the place was so big, there was some physical contact, everyone was male, and Yao Yu didn't care.

The voice in the room gradually died down, Yao Yu glanced at the corpse that was about to lose consciousness over there, bumped his leg against someone who had been playing with his mobile phone coldly since entering the door, and whispered: "How much is the water? I give you."

Yi Yi spread his hands to him.

"No, I'll transfer it to you." Yao Yu almost slapped his hand, "WeChat? Alipay?"

He remembered what Ding Yu said, and changed his words again: "Oh, you don't have WeChat, so Alipay."

"I'll scan the QR code when it comes out," Yao Yu said.

Yi Yi threw his hands down and said flatly, "I don't have Alipay."

Yao Yu: "..."

He looked at Yi Yi with the eyes of prehistoric humans, and said bitterly: "Even if you live abroad, you should know about Alipay."

"I know, it doesn't have to be used." Yi Yi said.

"Okay," Yao Yu was defeated, saw those beautiful fingers, and pinched his own sullenly, "Then do you have any tools for online payment? I have also gone out to participate in competitions, and I have opened a few It is commonly used abroad."

Yi Yi thought for a while, and said hesitantly, "I registered for QQ when I was in China, and I seem to have opened a QQ wallet."

Yao Yu: "..."

Silently saying "QQ, a billion people use it", Yao Yu opened the app he hadn't used for a long time, and the phone reminded him that the software needs to be updated.

Before coming in, Yao Yu was prepared, and Yao Yu still felt dizzy when he saw the "0" in the QQ wallet.

He felt that Yi Yi had overcome him.

"Wait a minute, I'll ask if anyone can transfer points to me." Yao Yu said stiffly, scanning the friend list.

Yi Yi stopped him: "Forget it, let's talk about it when we go back. I don't use QQ very much."

What the creditor said was very reasonable, and it was not often used. Transferring money to it would increase troubles, so Yao Yu had to give up.

As for the function of transferring money to a bank card, it costs more than [-] yuan, which is a bit exaggerated.

He emphasized: "You said so."

Yi Yi was noncommittal.

During the half-day of turmoil, the school went to the suburbs, the head teacher went to the instructor, and the unfamiliar classmates went to a comrade-in-arms all over the place. Changes in the stories of young people always come and go quickly.

Yao Yu's siesta habit is punctual, and he nods his head and knees devoutly like a big believer praying for Buddha.After begging for a while, my body unconsciously fell down.

Dimly, he remembered that there was not much space in the mat, and it was occupied by several people, so it was not enough for him to lie down again, so when he felt sleepy, he instinctively exerted himself, trying to push himself to the edge of the lower bunk, Don't become a mop for scrubbing.

However, before it touched it, it was caught in the air by something.

Someone dialed him to the right.

At this time, there are only four words to describe him - let others slaughter him, Yao Yu has no strength to resist, and moves to the side along with the strength that pulls him, and slowly touches the bottom.

Before falling asleep, he rubbed his hands on the ground uneasily, and he finally got off the assembly line only after confirming the hard feeling of the bamboo strips on his face.

At 45:[-], the whole house was awakened by the assembly horn.

Little Huya——Instructor Niu walked back and forth in front of the seventh class with his legs shaking, licking his teeth while shaking, reminiscent of an old-time soldier.

"What did Instructor History tell you this morning? Is there anyone here to repeat it to me?"

No one answered from the first group of lovers, Xiong Jiasheng was forced to come to the rescue: "As long as you don't lose to the first group, you can do anything else..."

"Yeah, I have such a small wish, and none of you can satisfy me," Little Huya said, "How many of you are the first ones to stand in line after the assembly call? The last one! I am just such a small one." Wish, you played the last place for me, do you think I am not pleasing to the eye?"

"That boy is still smiling!"

Except for the boy who was still laughing, the trembling behavior of the rest of the students did not arouse Xiao Huya's compassion, but made him even more angry.

The military training that has not been punished by the instructor is incomplete military training. The completed Grade 1000 Class [-] received the first punishment of this military training, was completely sent to the playground, and ran a complete [-]-[-] meters.

In the middle, Sun Dongling took Peanut and sat on the sidelines to watch.

As soon as the break time came, Xu Tianrui's dormitory, which was the slowest to gather, was immediately mobbed and attacked. The violence of the beating forced them to cover their water cups for defense.

Yi Yi was also in Xu Tianrui's room. I don't know if it was because he was not late or because his aura was too strong. No one dared to come up to grab the big guy's hair. Hit, half of them were beaten by girls.

In the end, even Yao Yu was ashamed and agreed to perform a show on stage to take the blame, but Mr. Yi was still fine.

"Why didn't you call us?" Yao Yu avoided a hat flying in the sky, and moved closer to Yi Yi.

Although he paid a painful price, he got enough sleep before he paid, which offset each other and stabilized Yao's world peace.

It's just that when I woke up, I was a little choked when I saw the back of someone who was determined to leave.

"See how well you sleep." Yi Yi said.

Yao Yu scratched his head, not knowing what to say.

He opened his eyes and found that half of his body was leaning on the position where Yi Yi was sitting, and the owner of the position had shifted to the door. Combined with the first stop when he was unconscious before going to bed, an unbelievable thought that seemed to have happened in reality emerged: this person Make room for him to sleep.

What a great dedication.

shit.

Yao Yu said embarrassingly: "It's not very fragrant, next time you see me, just wake me up like this, it's okay..."

He lowered his head, and dared to lift it up a little until he said the last sentence, but he was stunned by Yi Yi's indifferent face, so he had to change his words: "It's fragrant, it's very fragrant."

Only then did Boss Yi raise his head in satisfaction and drool.

The training in the afternoon found the way, and the atmosphere of the break time eased up a lot. The class with the highest total score over there played a multiplayer game on the spot, which attracted the attention of the surrounding class.

Little Huya sat next to Xiong Jiasheng, stared at his cup for a while, and said, "A class monitor like a girl, how much water do you drink in the afternoon, I think you are made of water."

The boy behind Xiong Jiasheng made a "poof": "Instructor, our squad leader is different from yours."

"How can that be compared with our squad leader? He is not human," Xiao Huya glanced at the site of the first class, "They are all playing games, do you want to play too?"

The girl in the front row beat Erkang with her hand: "We just want to lie down properly."

Little Huya said with a smirk, "I'll add some sideshows for you guys, forget about the girls, let's take a rest, boys think of a way, let's play something too."

After finishing speaking, he greeted the instructor history on the other side: "How is your side? Do you want to come together?"

Instructor Shi saw that Class [-] was about to die, so he said, "You guys hit the head."

Originally, at this time, a group of people should be united and united to the outside world. Unfortunately, the seventh class has just made a collective enemy——Xu Tianrui's dormitory. Get to the front of the line.

"Instructor!" Someone raised his hand and said, "We're applying for a talent show!"

"Him? Talent show?" Little Huya glanced at Xu Tianrui from head to toe with distrust, "This guy has no chest or muscles, what kind of talent show will he do?"

Both classes roared with laughter.

Xu Tianrui had a bitter face: "Our dormitory number is 407, how come Xu Tianrui's dormitory is always in Xu Tianrui's dormitory, and I'm not the last one to arrive?"

"But you jump!" Kang Meng made up the knife.

"Then let me show you a jump," Xu Tianrui said, "Would you like to see the standing jump, leapfrog or triple jump?"

Little Huya was not picky either, and with his elbows on his knees, he said cheerfully, "Okay, you can make people happy, and that's your skill."

As a result, Xu Tianrui made an appointment with Class [-] and [-]. He went to the venue to "dance". If someone laughed on the way, the show would be considered over.

The outsiders saw a "crazy man" with his sleeves rolled up to his shoulders, walked leisurely to the center of the training ground, looked left and right as if testing Feng Shui, finally chose a shady place, put down a small square stool and sat down.

Immediately afterwards, he took out two iron water cups from his trouser pockets, clattered and acted as a great dancer.

Su Shanyang didn't hold back his saliva, and sprayed all over on the spot.

"Hey!" Xu Tianrui's voice came from 50 meters away, "That fan! I saw you smiling, thank you for your kindness!"

Su Shanyang made a mistake for a moment, thinking that he was about to be beaten by a group or dragged up to continue the string, but after Xu Tianrui's words fell to the ground, the group of people couldn't help but "fuck" and "fuck me" laughed and cursed.

Xu Tianrui collected the props and went back home, but he didn't return the stool, and sat down beside Yao Yu triumphantly: "Brother Yao, what do you think of my performance?"

Yao Yu's eyeballs were polluted by his stinky fart, fearing that people would also get the smell, he said in hiding, "Does it matter if the Great God jumps halfway? You haven't been caught by a ghost, have you?"

This disgust was sincere, and the artistry of hiding and hiding was good. Yao Yu only felt that something hard was touched on his back, and then the thing was pulled away, and half of his body fell into someone's arms.