The self-salvation of fast-piercing cannon fodder

"Brother, it's such a pity that you can't use Diaochan. It's great that we use couple skins. My favorite is Lu Bu and Diaochan's Christmas skins. It's all because the ugly monster on the opposite side stole Diaochan." Zhou Zhou was on the road While clearing the line of soldiers, he chattered endlessly, and even printed the words "Diao Chan on the other side is an ugly monster" on the public screen.

"Hey, Zhou Zhou, right? You said Diao Chan is ugly, I agree, but you are a boy, how can you have sex with your little brother? Do you take us girls seriously?" The player complained while helping Han Xing to clear the field.

Looking at the words on the screen, the enemy Diao Chan was stunned: I tm provoked someone!

"That's right, Zhou Zhou, if you want to use the skin of love, you also need to find a girl. Don't play tricks on my family. I think Diao Chan on the opposite side is pretty good. It just so happens that you two use the skin of love." The player said not to be outdone.

Qiming, who is called "Mingming", has an extremely complex expression. Can he refuse this title?

Zhou Zhou was not happy when he heard it, he sneered, and said: "What's wrong with being affectionate with my little brother, and I didn't talk about falling in love with my little brother, as long as my little brother is willing, you can take care of it. I have already said that the opposite Diao Chan is ugly. Oh, you guys are still messing with CP, be sincere."

As he spoke, Zhou Zhou typed another line: "If you are ugly, don't use Diao Chan, it will attract people's dislike for nothing!"

Diao Chan on the other side is not calm anymore, you said that he usually picks heroes to play games, but he provoked you, and you call people ugly again and again, it's unbearable!

Diao Chan said angrily, "You have an illness, do we know each other? Just call me ugly, and I think you are ugly. Ugly people make trouble."

The bull devil said: "Oh, look, you have pissed off your sweetheart lady."

"Lu Bu, Lu Bu hurry up and coax your Diaochan to go, and then kneel down on the washboard when I get home." Yu Ji also started to coax Yangzi.

Zhou Zhou quit after hearing the words, and said angrily: "She is so ugly, you are the only cp with her, and you kneel on the washboard when you get home! You have a bad voice, and you must not be good-looking."

Seeing that the fight with the other party has not yet started, and the teammates are about to fight among themselves, Qiming had no choice but to persuade them to fight, and said helplessly: "At the end of the day, we are teammates of the same team anyway, so we don't allow infighting."

"Don't worry, little brother, our family is joking, how could it be cheaper to the opposite side, you say yes."

"That's right, little brother, after finishing this game, you must tell us where we can watch your live broadcast, and I will definitely go to support you."

"Okay." Qiming, who had finished clearing the line, was squatting in the grass in the opponent's red zone, and greeted Han Xing and said, "Xiaoxing, come here, I'll help you grab this red, Yuji went to get her own red, Diao Chan found out that I was not there , I must think that I went to the road to squat Hou Yi, Lu Bu be careful not to be dumped."

Han Xing gave a "hmm" and came directly from the wild area to join Qiming, with the Bull Demon following behind him.

"Yes, yes, the young couple is going to fight, who will we help and not, hehe!" Bull Demon continued to joke.

"What is fighting? People are flirting, so don't talk nonsense." Yu Ji also booed.

Zhou Zhou was so angry that he didn't want to talk to these two teammates who talked badly, and said to Qiming: "Don't worry, little brother, I will hold them back without dying, and buy time for you to clear the field. When you finish clearing the field, let's fight beautifully." anti-encirclement."

With the help of Qiming and Niu Mo, Han Xing quickly finished the red game and cleared the two small wilds. Qiming found that Diao Chan really appeared on the road.Diao Chan, Hou Yi, and Zhang Fei are besieging Lu Bu in Zhouzhou.Zhou Zhou has been careful to clear the troops under his own defense tower. Looking at the small map, Qiming and the others are moving this way, so he took a few steps outside, attracting the three people on the opposite side, and then chased for a distance towards his own defense tower. .

"Wow, Lu Bu, your little daughter-in-law and her friends have surrounded you, haha." Niu Mo couldn't help but joked as he came to this side to support him.

Zhou Zhou said angrily: "Your little daughter-in-law, your whole family's little daughter-in-law!"

"Hey, let me tell you, the four of you are so lively together, and you leave me alone when you co-author, you are not righteous." Yu Ji also stepped in to join in the fun.

When Qiming and the others arrived, the three on the opposite side were pressing down on the tower.Niu Mo rushed to the front, threw out a second skill 'Rampaging', and directly hit Hou Yi and Zhang Fei, Diao Chan used the second skill to dodge, Qiming handed over a flash, and came directly to Hou Yi, the second skill ' Idol charm' handed over, controlled Hou Yi, Lu Bu entangled Zhang Fei, without a big move, could only watch Hou Yi being killed by Qi Ming, Diao Chan entered the arena to rescue, but was stared at by Han Xing who entered the arena After several fights, he was forced to purify by the second skill of Qiming, and was knocked into the air by the second skill of Bull Demon. Under the suppression of Ake's level, the head was handed over. Of the three, only Zhang Fei escaped.

When the opponent's jungler saw that the jungle area had been cleared, and rushed over to support him, the battle between the two sides had ended, so he could only finish clearing the top lane in resentment and leave.

Zhou Zhou's Lu Bu walked around in front of Diao Chan's body after the beating, and said, "Hehe, you beat well."

Immediately afterwards, another line was typed on the screen, "Ugly, die fast!"

Diao Chan was completely enraged, and typed: "Lu Bu, Nima has the ability to challenge me one-on-one."

Zhou Zhou typed and said: "Why should I challenge you, you are so ugly!"

Diao Chan was so angry with Zhou Zhou that she typed a line, "Damn it!"

Niu Mo and Yu Ji didn't like it at first glance. No matter how much Zhou Zhou owed him, he was his teammates.

"A person with an ugly mouth and a dirty mouth, probably never knew how to brush his teeth since he was a child!"

"Such a person with no quality, even if he has a good-looking skin, he is still a femme fatale! Being used by such a person, I feel wronged for Diao Chan, a hero!"

Qiming frowned at Diaochan's words on the opposite side, and said displeasedly: "Okay, don't talk about it, it doesn't matter whether we win or lose this game, the only thing that matters is to squat Diaochan, you all have no objections, right? "

Niu Mo, Yu Ji, and Zhou Zhou all said excitedly: "No objection, listen to my little brother, let's not talk nonsense with her, and directly use actions to torture her to doubt her life."

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded in an instant, and fans swiped the screen one after another, "Obviously mighty and domineering", "If you export dirty, you should be abused", "If you can use your hands, never use your mouth",,,,,,

Since the start was very smooth, and they were very united, they focused on squatting on Diaochan. After Diaochan was squatted ten times, she finally couldn't stand it and hung up directly. When the game reached No. 15 minutes, the opponent surrendered and ended. fought.

After Qiming, Han Xing, and Zhou Zhou played three games in a row, Qiming quit the game and said to the fans who were watching the live broadcast with a gentle smile: "Everyone who likes me, I know you like me, That's why I will give me gifts, but, you must do what you can to give gifts. Let's do it this way, we have three rules, one, you can't secretly take money from your parents to give me gifts; two, your own tuition and stationery Money, you can’t give me gifts; three, I haven’t thought about it yet, we’ll make an appointment when I think about it. Today’s live broadcast time is coming soon, you must not stay up late, go to bed early, good night!”