Cultivation Medicine Farmer

I am a ball, but I am not a ball, and I am not right, I am a ball.Well, in fact, I didn't figure out what was going on.I am obviously a super cute, white and tender, with lotus joints on the arms, and a cute little fat man with chubby flesh.

Who said little fat people are bad, children have to be chubby to be cute, adults say so.Far away, the only difference between me and the children in the village is that I am cuter and more handsome than them.However, Uncle Xuan said that I was hatched from an egg, just like those little birds in my house.However, the children in the village all said that they were born from their mother's womb.

So, I wondered, was it because I was so handsome that I was born from an egg?But why do I have no feathers?But it doesn't matter, so far, I am very satisfied with my name.By the way, I am two years old this year, but I can talk and walk well, and my strength seems to be a little bit stronger.I can lift the stone roller from my grandma’s house, is it a bit strong?

Oh, I forgot to mention, I also have a big name, my name is Fengdan, my father said, Dan means the rising sun, it is a good wish.But I always feel that it's because my dad didn't want to name me, whatever.By the way, my father's name is Feng Junhui, and he is a celebrity in our village.Also, my family is very rich, although I think money is useless.

I also have a father named Li Kaize, I call him Papa Li, he is not as handsome as my father, so I have always been very fortunate that I look like my father.If it's like my father Li, what can I do, no little sister will like me, and no aunt will stuff me with food just looking at me.It's scary to think about such a day!

I usually like to play with the birds at home. There are so many birds in our house. Many people even come to the village to watch the birds.These birds listen to my father very much, and they also like to eat the bird food made by my father, and I also like to eat the bird food made by my father.Dad even made bird food-flavored biscuits for me, which are delicious, and Brother Hurricane is very envious.

However, I'm curious, why is Brother Hurricane still so tall even though I've grown up a lot?I think that in another year or two, I will be able to surpass the height of brother Hurricane. Thinking about it this way, I still have a little expectation.It may be that I like to eat bird food and play with the birds at home, so I found out last month that I can fly!

I saw that the cherries in my orchard were ripe, so I wanted to climb up the fruit tree and pick the biggest and reddest cherries at the top.As the birds have said, the cherry on top is the tastiest.Oh, I forgot to mention again, I can understand the birds talking, even the friends in the village can't, I am better than them!But with my short stature (this is what Uncle Xuan said, I don't like talking to Uncle Xuan at all, adults say that Uncle Xuan has a poisonous tongue) I can't climb the tree.

I just stood under the tree, looking up at those cherries, I really want it, I really want it.Then, I started to think how great it would be if I could fly like the birds.Just thinking about it, my feet left the ground, and then I started to fly up slowly.I don't have wings, but I still fly!

But I was so happy that I forgot to think about flying, and then I fell.Fortunately, Xiao Jin was playing next to me and grabbed my collar, otherwise, I would have smashed the orchard into a big hole.That's right, I'm not worried that I'll be thrown, because I'm strong enough to smash a marble into a hole.

I thought about flying again, and then I flew up again. This time I came down after picking the cherries, and then I floated back to our hanging building along the way.Xiaojin kept holding on to my clothes, and then Ziwei also came over, which made people in the village who watched me float say that they took me to fly.In fact, I really flew it by myself, so those little friends wanted Xiaojin and Ziwei to take them to fly, so I said they couldn't.

"Sure enough, it was hatched from a bird's egg, and it can fly without wings!" Uncle Xuanxu said this after seeing that I could fly. I think he was a little jealous of my ability to fly.

But my two fathers don’t let me tell the truth about my ability to fly, because if I can fly alone, other people will definitely envy and hate, just like Uncle Xuanxu.The friends in the village will not play with me anymore.I think this secret must be well protected. I actually like to play with my friends in the village, although they are not as smart as me.

After learning to fly, it didn't take long for me to discover my new skill, I can breathe fire!Like Xiao Jin, I can spit fire directly from my mouth, so I don’t have to worry about starting a fire in my family’s big firewood stove.However, I spit it out in one gulp... The iron pot was burned, which made my family change the pot.Even Xiaojin was very envious of the fire I spit out so powerfully. When Brother Hurricane saw the fire I spit out, his eyes seemed to be very sad.

I think being able to breathe fire is a very powerful thing, although my two dads have weird eyes.Later, Uncle Zhiqi told me that the eyes of my two fathers were complicated.Uncle Xuan Xu still hated me just the same, he said that I am not good at all, it is just that I can spit out fire from my mouth, and I am not the only one, even Xiao Jin can do it.The most powerful is my father, because my father can spit out an egg from his mouth!

My expression at that time was said to be ambiguous, but my father was the most powerful, not even Brother Longyuan!But when I thought I was an egg, I knew right away that I came out of my father's mouth!Thinking about it this way, I suddenly realized that I am the better one!

We also have a very fun bottle of poison at home. It is said that it is very poisonous, but I like to drink it and play with it when I am free.The bottle of poison can move by itself. It can run, jump and not fly. I opened it and drank it.It is afraid that I will be poisoned, so every time it enters my mouth, it seems to be wrapped in something, and it dare not poison me.

Then, I would bite him with my teeth, scaring it to run away from my mouth in a hurry, and I find it funny every time.Later, it was scared when it saw me, but it couldn't run away from me, and when I caught it, it would struggle for a long time.In the end, it learned to hide and seek, on the beams, in the water, and even buried itself in the mud.But it's so stupid, I didn't find it because I saw it, I found it every time because I could sense its breath.

So, no matter where it hides, I can catch it.But seeing how pitiful it is, after I played for a while and drank pesticides, I stopped playing.I think my father's alchemy furnace and forging furnace are more interesting, but I don't know how to use them. I think I can study this slowly.

Many of the birds in my family can’t swim, but I can. I can play in the small lake for a long time, and after getting out of the lake, I can swim as fast as a fish.Sometimes I also compete with the birds at home to catch fish. Although they are very good at catching fish, they are still not as good as me.I can also pick off the big lotus leaves and paddle in the lake.

However, the lotus and aquatic plants in my lake grow so well that it is too crowded for me to paddle.So, I would secretly take the big lotus leaf, and then ran to the village stream to paddle.I sit on the lotus leaf, and those streams can wash me away, which is fun, much more fun than our lake.

The friends in the village are very envious of my big lotus leaves. Every time they see me playing in the water, they will come to play.But every time, after we played in the water, we would be scolded by adults, and our little friends would be beaten by our parents.It's me, such a cute little fat man, a little baby who enjoys all kinds of pampering, will be punished by my grandpa and grandma.

Adults say that the water is dangerous and you can't go there, but I think it's okay.Even if my little friend falls into the water, I can rescue him. It's easy for me to hit a little chubby with one hand.But this summer, it seems that the adults are used to us going to the river to play. Although there will be adults watching every time, they will not stop us from going down the river.Because none of us fell into the river, at most we got all our clothes wet.

The little friends in the village are all going to study, I feel so boring, the place where I spend most of my time every day is Baicao Garden, because here I can do whatever I want.However, Baicao Garden is so big, I have been playing here since I was born, and there is really nothing to do.Oh, you must not know that when I was born, I came out of the eggshell, and I could walk, isn't it amazing?

Every day, I look at my two fathers with "I'm so boring, I'm so boring". Finally, they agreed to let me go to school when I was less than three years old!And it's not a kindergarten, it's a Taoist academy run by themselves. The name is a bit strange, but I heard it's very powerful.

According to Uncle Xuanxu, the reason why I was not allowed to go to the kindergarten in the village was because I was afraid that I would be treated as a little monster by others.But my father Li said that the reason they took me to Taoism College was that I was very smart, and they were reluctant to part with me, and wanted to keep me under their noses and take good care of them.In the end, I decided to believe what my father Li said, Uncle Xuanxu and others are all liars.

I also like Taoism College very much. My father said that there you can learn to grow delicious vegetables and fruits.I found that the vegetables and fruits in my family's Baicao Garden are not available in the village. I have tried them all, and my family's is still better.Therefore, I also want to be as good as my father and be able to grow such delicious vegetables and fruits.

In addition to being able to grow these, I can also learn to use my father's alchemy furnace and forging furnace.Brother Hurricane said, as far as the fire I spit out, alchemy and forging are the best, super powerful.I will definitely become a more powerful cultivator than my father in the future.Oh, you mortals definitely don't know that cultivators are very powerful existences, but everyone here in our Baicaoyuan is!All of us are great!

In order to go to school, I also prepared a lot of things, such as delicious bird food, fun poison, and my bird's nest nap bed... It is tomorrow, I will go to school, so happy!But why does my dad have a weird face when he sees the things I prepared that don't even fill a room?