Every day, I'm robbing a man with the male protagonist

Tao Xing was lowering his head to pick up rice when the roommate sitting next to him suddenly bumped him with an elbow.

Tao Xing had a spoonful of rice all over his face.

"..." Fuck me.

The roommate didn't notice Tao Xing's darkened face at all, and his tone was a little excited: "Tao Xing, don't you think that's your male god?"

Um?Tao Xing and the other two roommates looked up and looked in the direction the roommate was pointing at. A boy in front of the No. They are particularly conspicuous among men who are thin or hunchbacked.

Senior Hong Bing is Tao Xing's senior, and Tao Xing will be responsible for picking him up when Tao Xing starts this year.

Senior Hong Bing was still as expressionless as ever, exuding an aura of indifference all the time, once Senior Hong Bing appeared in Tao Xing's field of vision, Tao Xing couldn't look away.

One of the roommates said: "Why haven't I seen the beauty next to him? Isn't he from their class?"

Everyone in the dormitory knew that Tao Xing was gay and liked senior Hong Bing, and they all craned their necks to look over there.

Senior Hong Bing has always been a loner, that girl kept chattering about something, senior Hong Bing listened quietly without frowning.After they sat down, the girl fed Senior Hong Bing a mouthful of rice, and Senior Hong Bing opened his mouth to eat.

Tao Xing suddenly lost the mood to eat.

He stood up, there was still more than half of the food on the plate: "I'm full."

Regardless of the grains of rice still sticking to his face, he walked back to the dormitory with blank eyes, fell on the bed, and wrapped himself tightly with the quilt.

He didn't have a good meal at noon to supplement his glucose, and he didn't know how long he lay down. The familiar dizziness hit him, and there was still a pile of white rabbit toffee in his pocket. The headache caused by hypoglycemia continued to deepen, and Tao Xing never moved.

It's fine to just pass out like this, at least I won't feel uncomfortable in my heart.

Tao Xing slowly closed his eyes, falling into the boundless darkness.

There was something extra in the quilt, Tao Xing slept uncomfortably, turned over and the thing rolled over with him, hit his butt and was bounced back a certain distance, then slid back, was bounced back again, and slid again Come back, so several times and finally stop next to the middle of his buttocks.

My ass bouncy is just fine.

and many more……

butt?have something?In the middle of the ass?

I rely on!

Tao Xing woke up instantly, threw off the quilt, moved a little towards the pillow, and turned on the light on the bedside table.

An oval-shaped object lay quietly between his legs.

This is... an egg?

He laid an egg? !

Could it be that his ancestor was not an ape but an old hen? !

Tao Xing picked up the egg with trembling hands, and took a closer look under the lamp. Whether it was color or shape, it looked like...a boiled egg?

Tao Xing's eyes were shining, as long as he saw something to eat, his eyes would light up. He knocked the egg on the bedside table, trying to eat it, but the shell was not broken.Could it be that I didn't use enough strength?Tao Xing tried several times, increasing his strength little by little, but finally he couldn't smash it open.

Tao Xing looked at the crack on the hammer, and then at the egg that was intact... What a magic egg.

It seemed that the egg could not be eaten, the light in Tao Xing's eyes went out, and he dropped the hammer in frustration.

Tao Xing looked at this egg and thought of another possibility. This egg looked like a shrunken version of the elf ball in the hands of a certain boy in a certain childhood memory.

Tao Xing tossed the egg into the air as he remembered Xiaozhi throwing the poke ball, and shouted: "Go, Pikachu!"

"...your sister's Pikachu!"

When the egg was about to hit the wall, it suddenly changed its trajectory, slowly rose into the air, and then flew back to Tao Xing.

Can talk?Tao Xing's eyes widened: "Aliens?"

The egg flew back and forth quickly, looking angry: "I'm not called an alien, I have a name, called Shui Zhudan."

Sure enough, boiled eggs!Tao Xing's eyes lit up immediately: "Boiled eggs! You can eat them!" As he spoke, he jumped up and wanted to pounce on it.

Shui Zhudan hurriedly flew high and narrowly avoided those hands: "I am the system!"

"... Oh." Tao Xing was obviously disappointed.

Shui Zhudan: "..." It's just changed from edible to non-edible, do you have to look at me like trash? !Is there such a big disparity in pay? !

Shui Zhudan: "Since I have been awakened by you, it means that the system binding is successful. Don't waste time, start now."

start what?The light in the room suddenly became dazzling, Tao Xing couldn't help but close his eyes for a flash, and when he opened it again, the room in front of him was no longer the one he used to be.

As a gay guy who "learned a lot of books", Tao Xing was only surprised for a few seconds at the beginning: "Traveled?"

"Well," Shui Zhudan was a little surprised. It had bound countless hosts, and it was the first time it encountered such a strong adaptability.

"Generally, there is no system for traversal. Since there is a system binding, it means that I have to do the task? Can I return to the original world after completing the task?"

"Yes, the system will reward the host with 150 points for each task completed, and you can go back when the points accumulate to 1000."

"What if I fail?"

"If you fail, 150 points will be deducted, and then you will automatically enter the next world and continue to do the task. If the points reach -1000, the host will be punished and will never be able to return to the original world."

"Yeah, I see. So what's my mission?"

"The task in every world is the same, that is, to steal the leading man."

"..." Tao Xing picked out his ears, "What? I didn't hear clearly, can you say it again?"

"Snatch a man with the hero."

Tao Xing flipped the table, that's the leading actor!Dare to rob someone with the hero, does he not want to live? !Hey wait... steal a man?

"...I've wanted to ask you since just now, you said you are a system, what kind of system is it?"

Shuizhudan turned around in a circle, and was very happy to talk about this topic: "Of course it's my big jj! Jj is a famous * producing area, but there has been a little problem recently. A good man will not have only one suitor , the various types of male lead are dazzling, and many readers who have been quoted say that the male lead should not be the leading male lead, especially when the male lead and the official partner are in a sadomasochistic relationship, and the male lead is affectionately accompanied, the readers will be more resentful And then I was born."

"Because only people's hearts can touch people's hearts. If only the system changes the text, it would be too blunt, so I brought you humans into the text."

Shui Zhudan flicked Tao Xing's shoulder, as if imitating a human hand patting his shoulder, and said earnestly: "The handsome gay is waiting for you ahead! Run, Tao Xing!"

Tao Xing slapped it to the ground, fuck you, only people's hearts can touch people's hearts, I think you are just lazy!

"If you have time to talk about this, why don't you hurry up and give me the information about this world."

Shui Zhudan is still very serious about business, and his tone of voice has become serious: "You are a writer now, this body is called Ye Xing, the male protagonist in this world is an editor named Qingfeng, and the protagonist is the editor Qingfeng The contracted author under him is now the sea of ​​the *great god."

"Qingfeng? I always feel that this name is a bit familiar..."

Shui Zhudan happily flew around the room when he heard the familiar name: "It's one of the editors of my big jj who is in charge of pure love."

"..."

Tao Xing remembered that he was also a reader of jj in the original world, and he posted mines every day to browse the forums. After so many years in jj, he said that among the five editors in charge of pure love in jj, the group leader Weixin is the most mysterious. Fei Ling is the most majestic, editor Meng Lu is the most private, editor Du Man is the cutest, and editor Qing Feng... is the most rigid and indifferent.

Why must it be Qingfeng!

Tao Xing: "I'm also a reader of jj, why don't I remember that there is a person named Cang Hai in *Great God?"

Shui Zhudan: "Because it's in the book, it's just a fanart. The editor's name is the same as your original website's, but the writer's name is all fictitious."

Well, he was too serious.Tao Xing looked around the room. There was very little furniture. Apart from a small wardrobe and a bed, there was only a computer. There was a box of instant noodles and a water bottle beside the bed, which were standard otaku equipment.

Tao Xing turned on the computer, followed Shui Zhudan's prompt to log in to Ye Xing's jj author page, and the page showed that Ye Xing hadn't signed a contract yet.

Only by signing a contract with Qingfeng can he approach the protagonist Shou smoothly, but if the content is too plain, will the editor ignore it?

Thinking of this, he sent Qingfeng a text message on the site: Baby Qingfeng, I can see from the sky that tonight must be a beautiful full moon night. Wouldn't it be a pity that such a beautiful day is only wasted on work? 16xxxxxxxxx, Penguin is waiting for you~

Shui Zhudan shuddered when he saw the content of the text message, and wanted to stop it but was a step too late, Tao Xing had already pressed send.

Shui Zhudan silently made a cross in his heart for Tao Xing, who has nine bends and eighteen bends.

It takes time to edit the reply, Tao Xing habitually grabbed it in his pocket, but there was nothing.

The original owner of this body did not have the same habit of carrying toffee with him. Tao Xing clicked his tongue, grabbed his wallet and went downstairs.

This complex is quite close to the city center, and there is a supermarket a few streets ahead. Tao Xing just went downstairs when he heard a heavy bang.

The voice was on his left. Tao Xing turned a corner and stuck out half of his head. A group of people stood in the aisle between the two buildings. Kind smile.

A man was surrounded among them, and the man who was too far away was blocked. Tao Xing could only see the man's tall and thin figure, crisp white shirt and straight suit pants from the gap.

Behind the man, the half-person-high trash can fell on the ground, and the dirty waste and rotten fruit peels were scattered all over the ground.Those people had clubs in their hands, while the men surrounded by them had nothing.

It's easy to see what's going on.

Tao Xing, a good Chinese citizen who has received nine years of compulsory education and has regarded "doing what is right and sacrificing oneself for others" as his life credo for more than twenty years, immediately rushed out: "Stop!"

Those thick-backed ruffians all looked over.

Stared at by so many vicious eyes, Tao Xing's little heart trembled for nothing, he straightened his back and tried to make himself look more confident.

"I've already called the police! You still have time to leave!"

Tao Xing raised the phone up, and the screen showed that he was in a call, and the caller was 110.

The tallest of those ruffians spat on the ground, and said disdainfully, "You bastard, hit me!"

Tao Xing: = mouth =! !

Why is this development different from what was shown in the TV series!