[Naruto] The dog who went astray

Deidara has seen Xie's strength before. He saw Xie use his puppet technique to conquer a country. Logically speaking, it is impossible for an old woman and a little girl to kill him. .But...the facts were in front of him, and he couldn't help but not believe it.

—Is he really dead?

Deidara was in a trance for a moment.

— just unbelievable.

Deidara gritted his teeth.

Looking at the incomplete body, Xie suddenly said angrily.

"It's a shame to say something about eternal beauty."

Although there were always quarrels in the past, Didala also told Xie that he respected Xie quite a lot.It's just that he didn't forget to talk about his theory after he died, and I don't know if he would jump up in anger when he heard it.Moreover, the uncle Xie has both old and young, and has a companion who lost his hands and couldn't collect the corpse.

quite a while.

Deidara smiled bitterly again.

"Sasuo Lidanna, I'm sorry, I should have helped you collect the body after working together for many years, but I don't have it now, so you can rest in peace here."

"You are here to die in peace!"

Sudden--

It was so quiet that only a strange voice could be heard from the gathering place where the wind was blowing.There is breath, behind him.Didara suddenly turned his head, but saw the person who should have been lying on the ground standing in front of him intact.No, he turned his head to look again. To be precise, there were two scorpions, one was lying on the ground, and the other was standing alive in front of him.

It was still that expressionless childlike face.

It was still a pair of unruly eyes.

"Eh? Why aren't you dead yet?"

Didara tilted his head to look at him, feeling delicate and indescribable.

That was the first time, Didara found that he and Scorpion had the same idea.

However, that subtle feeling dissipated in the next second, because Xie took advantage of his daze and gave him a shuriken.Deidara, who was recruited, was stunned.

"Let's go."

Xie said lightly, without any intention of explaining the process.

In fact, he originally planned to let Grandma Chiyo get to know him personally, but later he thought of a person who suddenly didn't want to die, so he decided to fake death temporarily.Unexpectedly, when he came back from cheating, a certain kid had a beating expression of 'Why haven't you died yet', and he was immediately unhappy.

After walking a few steps, Xie didn't hear anyone following him.

He was a little puzzled, turned his head, and squinted at Didara.

"What? You still want me to carry you?"

It may be because of the slightly upturned tails of his eyes, which inexplicably carried a sinister aura.Didara's mind suddenly exploded. What kind of QAQ is a man in his thirties doing like this? He said that he has never seen such an uncle!Didara felt that he couldn't hold back this face, so he hurriedly looked away.When his eyes fell on his feet, he realized that his trousers were blood red...

He wanted to hold his forehead, but found that he had no hands.

This is the first time such a tragedy, he sighed.

"Ah, if Brother Scorpion is willing, I will save a lot of effort."

"Humph."

Xie snorted coldly, looking at Didara with a cool look.

Didara understood when he received such a look. Thinking about it carefully, how could a person like Xie carry him? From his point of view, the best treatment is to put him in a puppet and pack him. Walk.But in this way, Didara would rather choose to walk first with a limp.Thinking of this, Didara's heart turned cold, who knows——

Just when he came to a conclusion, Scorpion cat bent down and said to him without looking back.

"Come up."

Deidara froze.

However, in the next second, he threw himself on the back offered by Xie without any trace of ink.He has a good reputation in the ninja world. In fact, Xie is not a tall and burly man, with a small back, it feels like...a child is carrying him.

"..."

Didara secretly smiled, his voice was very soft, and the corners of his mouth curved like a crescent moon.

The eyebrows of the scorpion carrying a heavy guy twitched.

"Why do I feel that you are laughing?"

"No..."

Didara gritted his teeth and held back.

"By the way, you are so heavy."

Scorpion complained.

This sentence successfully made Didara stop laughing, you are so heavy = I want to throw you out.After finally getting on brother ♂♂xie♂'s back and letting brother scorpion take him away, he realized that he couldn't annoy him casually, so he hurriedly changed the subject.

"Anyway, go find my hand first."

……

Scorpion carried Didara back to the forest where he fought Konoha Ninja...

After searching a lot of places, Xie vaguely felt that it might not be because of his walking. That guy Didara didn't seem anxious at all, and slowly pointed him in the direction. In the end, it was all wrong.

After searching intermittently for an hour, Xie became impatient.

"No more! Go back and make one for you."

"No, that's my hand. I don't remember being sucked into a different space."

"Find it yourself!"

……

While the two were talking, they seemed to hear other voices, not far from here, Xie turned to look at Didara, Didara nodded, and Xie walked past the source of the voice.

Getting closer and closer.

Gradually, you can hear the other party's conversation.

"It seems that the kid Didala was also killed... There is no meat scraps around, he must have blew himself up to death, I said that for the sake of love and peace, you must not kill the other party." Bai Absolutely scattered on the green grass Exclaimed the upper hand.After finishing speaking, he squatted down, took Didara's hand, and said again.

"For a companion, I feel that I buried this hand and erected a monument."

Seeing Didara, he yelled at the first time.

"Hey! Let go of my hand you bastard!"

Obito and Baijue turned their heads at the same time, and saw that the Deidara they were talking about was being carried by a seemingly underage person at the moment. If this underage child was wearing ordinary clothes, they would feel insane, but he was wearing them. Familiar - the uniform of the Akatsuki organization.Such clothing revealed to them the true identity of the seemingly underage child.

Bai Jue was stunned for a while, then suddenly opened his arms towards Obito.

"It looks fun, dumb rabbit, please carry me on your back."

Obito kicked Bai Jue away.

"Go away! I only carry Kakashi the idiot."

"..."

Hello.Talk about repairing it!Why has it become an 'exclusive right' to declare back.

Bai Jue looked sad.

As a single dog, he said that he suffered a huge injury of [-] points, and he was so distressed that he was about to die.In the organization——

Nagato and Konan, Duan Duan and Grandpa Jiao, Big Shark and Big Weasel, Deidara and Scorpion...all in pairs.

Bai Jue: How can it be repaired!Androids will die if they are alone, you bastards!