[Naruto] The dog who went astray

Bai Jue walked over, lifted the grave grass under the grave with some puzzlement, and saw the name of the person who erected the monument.

——The wind blows.

When he saw these words, Bai Jue's heart was in a mess. He didn't remember that he had the habit of pretending to be dead.The only explanation for this situation is that Naruto unilaterally thinks that he is dead. In this way, Bai Jue thought about it carefully, and it seems that he has not appeared in front of Naruto for several years to prove that he is not dead.Because the Xiao organization has been very busy in recent years, and he is also very busy. While helping the captain to collect information, he also has to go back to the base to keep an eye on him from time to time, guarding Papa and Banban's precious inter-column cells. This is not over yet. I have to wander with Xiao Zhishui who has lost his memory.

so……

Why on earth is he doing this?

oh.By the way, at the beginning, he thought that he had encountered many things, and if he had a good character, maybe he accidentally opened the door of time and space to go home!

Bai Jue, who remembered something important, touched his chin, and began to think about whether he should go back to see Naruto.

After a while, he looked at the sky and saw a bright moon hanging in the dark blue night sky.Bai Jue blinked, and fled away.

He returned to Tanokuni, his current residence.

He tiptoed into the room, took a look, and saw that Dumb Rabbit's cousin was still sleeping.This time out at night again without anyone noticing, Bai Jue began to feel that he was completely qualified for the job of a thief.Just when Bai Jue was complacent, Zhishui's Sharingan opened, shining in the darkness.

"3:15 am."

His voice sounded slowly in the room, very clearly.Bai Jue's walking posture froze, and he explained in a panic.

"I am a plant, I went out to photosynthesis."

Zhishui glanced at him, Sharingan and ordinary eyes see things are completely different.Bai Jue's body structure is the strangest he has ever seen. He can see veins and chakra fluidity in ordinary people, but Bai Jue does not.

However, when Zhishui heard Bai Jue's words, he immediately felt that there was a ghost. As an honest and reliable person, Zhishui still couldn't help but expose the truth.

"Isn't the photosynthesis of plants carried out during the day?"

A trace of cunning flashed across Bai Jue's eyes, and he asked back.

"Er Dumb Rabbit, have you ever heard of Epiphyllum?"

"Epiphyllum??"

From Zhishui's tone, Bai Jue heard that he was in a dazed state, he recalled his impression of Epiphyllum, and explained roughly.

"It's the kind of flower that is often used as a metaphor for love. Don't ask me what love is. It's difficult to say. I just want to say that I am like an epiphyllum, which only blooms at night."

"Are you still blooming?"

Zhishui was a little bit in disbelief.

"Yes, I don't tell him the average person."

Bai Jue continued to talk nonsense in a serious manner.

Shishui was silent.

He was silent for a moment, thinking of something, and said helplessly. "You still tell me about my cousin."

As soon as these words came out, Bai Jue walked to Zhishui's tatami with a strange expression, patted Zhishui's shoulder heavily, and said.

"Did you know? As long as there are two sons in Uchiha's family, the elder brother gradually grows into a brother-in-law as if cursed. Now finally, there is a brother-in-law like you. Congratulations."

"..."

Where is the joy? !

No, this—a big misunderstanding—!

Zhishui frowned, feeling miserable all over.You know, being misunderstood by Bai Jue is something that cannot be washed away by jumping into the Yellow River, neither is it explained, nor is it not explained, he always has a hundred explanations to make it happen.

Zhishui suddenly felt sad.

He is still on the road of asking for advice on how to get along with artificial humans.

But in this world, there is another Uchiha who is more sad than him.His name is Obito Uchiha, what should you do when the 'newspaper office' and love are incompatible?What should I do if my sweetheart is a righteous person but he plays the villain, and that righteous person seems to want to bring him back to the original path? !

After taking soil back to 'home', washing his face and eating something, he squatted in front of the stone statue of living cells between the pillars and thought for a long time - he didn't find the answer.

Obito's task during this period is to study artificial humans, and he is about to start collecting tailed beasts, so he has to prepare.As for Bai Jue's movements, he could just ask the void body to know.And Hei never knew what he was busy with.

I do not know how long it has been.

Obito walked out of the big secret room, he saw Bai Jue's phantom jumping cheerfully in the dark passageway, exuding a second-rate aura back and forth.

Obito stared at Bai Jue's incorporeal body for a while, hesitated, and finally asked.

"Have you... seen my ninja forehead?"

"..."

Void Body Bai Jue paused for a moment, then nodded hesitantly.In the next second, he quickly ran back to the main body's room, and within 2 minutes, a Konoha forehead guard appeared in front of Obito.

Obito took the forehead protector, looked back, and the moment he saw a blank space, he returned the forehead protector to Bai Jue.

"Don't think you can fool me with just a forehead protector. My forehead protector has a special mark."

Bai Jue paused again.

This incorporeal body has a special mark, the reflection arc is longer than that of ordinary people, for a moment, he asked with a puzzled face.

"That's right... I am Obito Uchiha, who will become Hokage in the future?"

"If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb."

Obito glared at him, he just wanted to use something to plug the mouth of Void Body Baijue, knowing it and saying it out, it was full of malice!

The incorporeal Bai Jue spread his hands.

"If you don't talk and I don't talk, how can we communicate?"

Obito narrowed his eyes.

"How do you say something?"

"Uh……"

The incorporeal body is white and stuck, and he doesn't know why. He doesn't know whether Dutu's words are testing him or because he has read too little before to explain.

But he actually didn't mind taking the words, his brain turned quickly for a while without authorization, and the incorporeal body Bai Ze stared at Obito's orange mask, holding a face full of confusion in his hands, and said slowly.

"Self-esteem is precious, but face is more expensive. If it is Kakashi, can you throw away both?"

Obito's eyebrows twitched, and he picked up the banana fan he had just found.

"I'll slap you to death with a fan!"

"Help, ah, ah—"

The incorporeal body wailed in vain, conditioned reflex to escape.

QAQ.

Is there something wrong? ! ! !