[Naruto] The dog who went astray

Therefore, Kakashi's first reaction when he saw the food box was - poisonous!

He silently turned his head away and continued to read.

Bai Jue's smile froze the moment Kakashi turned his head, he hesitated for a moment, then hurried forward and stuffed the food box into Kakashi's arms, speaking angrily.

"People will die if they don't eat, okay?! Kakashi-san, don't make trouble, if you die here, the dumb rabbit outside will cry, absolutely!"

Kakashi glanced at Bai Ze, and began to feel that what he said was more and more interesting.

"He doesn't know me well...how could he cry?"

Saying that, Kakashi put the food box down.

Besides, a creature like a man would not cry if it hadn't touched the sadness in his heart. Of course, in Kakashi's impression, there was one person who was an exception. He knew a crying bag called Obito Uchiha.

I don't know if he is a crying bag in that world...

Thinking of this, the corners of Kakashi's mouth rose slightly, and a smile curved under the mask.

Bai Jue sighed, and sat down with Kakashi.

He held his face in his hands and looked up sadly.

"Could it be that I'm the only one who thinks that you and Dutu are almost familiar?"

Kakashi frowned, adjusted the bookmark and closed the book.This weird guy chattered endlessly around him, making it impossible to read.Kakashi turned his head and stared at the clone Bai Ze.

"Is this what your master Dutu asked you to say?"

The clone Bai Jue shook his head.

"No, this is my self-awareness."

Kakashi: "..."

Kakashi really wanted to say in disgust, can you go away?But he was so hungry that he didn't want to talk, he didn't want to waste his energy with a boring person, the most important thing was to find a way to get out.

The person in front of him is probably a clone created by using Chakra. His main body can't be consumed by an insignificant clone.Kakashi pretended he wasn't there and turned elsewhere.

After a while, the avatar Bai Jue added slowly.

"Also, my master is Uchiha Madara."

……what?

Kakashi turned his head abruptly, looking at Bai Jue in shock.

He seemed to have heard an incredible name just now.

- Uchiha Madara!

Kakashi confirmed that there was nothing wrong with his ears.

"is that one……"

"That rice is really non-toxic. If you eat it, I can tell you the story of my master."

Kakashi wanted to ask a question, but raised his voice over Kakashi's voice.

After finishing speaking, the food box was stuffed into his arms again.

This time, Kakashi looked down at the food box and opened it hesitantly. There were rice, salt-flavored saury, eggplant in miso sauce, green vegetables, and tempura...

At the end, Kakashi had a few more black lines on his face. Is this combination of likes and dislikes really just a coincidence?

The clone beside him, Bai Jue, silently handed him the chopsticks.

Kakashi took the chopsticks, and while eating, he guessed the story in Bai Jue's mouth. I am afraid that the story told by the person in front of him is seven parts made up, two parts bragging and one part true. As a story listener, Kakashi is the most important The most important thing is to judge the reality and imaginary in it.

However, it is more likely that the person in front of him fooled him into eating nonsense.You know, Uchiha had already died in a battle in the Valley of the End in his early years.

What Kakashi was more curious about was - something else.

"Let me ask you, is that Dumb Rabbit outside really called Dumb Rabbit?"

Kakashi couldn't help asking.

"..."

This time it was Bai Jue's turn to be silent.

He was very strangely silent, with a look of embarrassment on his face, it didn't look like he didn't know anything.

Kakashi narrowed his eyes.

"Say."

"Ahahaha... I forgot."

The avatar Bai Jue rubbed the back of his head and pretended to be stupid.

At this time, the face of the main body suddenly became whiter.

Obito, who noticed something was wrong, immediately glanced at him with a cold light.

"how?"

"Kakashi is asking your name, I can't make sure my avatar won't say anything, after all we are an honest artificial human."

Bai Jue spread his hands.

This made Obito's face darken again.

He suddenly felt that his life was becoming more difficult, either he was angry with Kakashi, or he was killed by Bai Jueqi, the key is that this person and the artificial human cannot be killed yet.Obito clenched his fists tightly, and as soon as he passed by, a chestnut exploded and landed on Bai Jue's head.It seemed that one was not relieved, and Obito raised another fist.

"Honest you! You know how to sell teammates all day long! Dogs will recognize their owners. You are a human being, at least shut up to outsiders, you bastard!"

Obito was furious.

Bai Jue turned out a leaf to block Obito's fist, and said helplessly.

"Hey! I'm kidding!"

"—!"

Only then did Obito put away his fists and calm down for a moment before returning to his seat.

...Really, I haven't been so angry for a long time.

Obito closed his eyes and breathed slowly, trying to return to Uchiha Madara's version of 'Tranquil Lord'.

In addition, Obito was relieved to know that Bai Jue really wouldn't expose his vest.

Bai Jue also tidied up his own shiny green leaves, for fear that he would suddenly come over and attack him again, his eyes were fixed on Obito for a moment.While tidying up, Bai Jue suddenly remembered something, he jumped in front of Obito, with his hands on his hips, his other hand dangling on Obito's mask.

"By the way, I have a question to ask."

"ask."

Obito slowly opened his eyes.

The first thing that caught his eyes was Bai Jue's puzzled expression.

"Since you eat and drink Kakashisang, do you care about taking a bath?"

He asked, his green eyes full of curiosity.

Seeing this, Obito closed his eyes again, and said coldly.

"Whether he needs a bath or not is none of my business!"

"It's none of your business, it's my business!"

Bai Jue became anxious.

"Huh? What did you say?"

Obito opened his eyes again, he was careless before, but at this moment, there is a faint sense of danger in the Sharingan.Such eyes were directed at Bai Jue, Bai Jue was a little confused by the sudden subtle hostility, and added slowly.

"If you don't care about him taking a bath, I have to dig a hot spring, don't I?"

"Ha ha."

Obito sneered and looked away.

"Even if I don't care about him taking a bath, you can dig this hot spring for sure!"

"..."

Bai Jue stared dead.

He somehow felt that Daitu was taking revenge on him, but Bai Jue felt that he had not offended him.