[Naruto] The dog who went astray

As Madara said, the kid who was brought back really woke up as scheduled a month later.The old man Madara was going to sleep, and a new task was assigned to Jue. The content of this task is: to monitor and help the boy complete his rehabilitation.Jue felt that he had no aura to be the only one monitoring the boy, so he conjured up a whirlpool clone Jue.

Facts have proved that Banban is a very commanding man.

However, such a task seems to be a little bit better than the immoral thing of burying explosive talismans to blow up people, but his intuition tells Bai Jue that this spot belongs to the scheming type, and has secretly planned a big conspiracy for a long time. Maybe he will be nice to a little ghost who has never met for no reason.

... Sure enough, I am ready to reuse him.

... So, what can an imp do?

In the dark basement, there was silence.

Whirlpool Jue and Bai Jue, who were in charge of monitoring the young man, looked at each other and broke the silence one after another.

Bai Jue: "Hey~"

Uzumaki: "I heard from Baijue that you are the Uchiha Obito who can poop."

The boy lying on the bed suddenly sat up.

"What the hell is that description in front?!!!"

The boy's tone was quite unhappy.

Uzumaki glanced at Bai Jue, as if he was asking Bai Jue the same question as Obito.

Bai Jue don't look too far, pretend you didn't see it.

After such a silence, the boy did not continue to ask questions.Compared with this strange description, Obito cares more about other things.Obito glanced across the room again.This is the basement, there is no distinction between day and night, there is no calendar on the wall, no clock on the table, Obito just feels that he has been abandoned here for a long time, and he can't count the time at all.

He had no choice but to look at the two white guys again.

"Well, I want to ask, how long have I been here?"

"You don't need to pay the rent, don't worry, we who were born from the golem don't need to eat anyway, there is no meal fee and no toilet, because we don't need to poop."

Uzumaki absolutely explained to Obito, but he didn't answer Obito's question at all.

There is suspicion of deliberately avoiding important issues, but he also successfully distracted Obito's attention.

In the next second, Obito said in disgust.

"Don't compare me to you."

"I only have this inexplicable half of my body."

After finishing speaking, Obito touched his tightly wrapped arm, wondering if it was because of the poor hand feel, his expression was a little displeased, as if he wanted to give the producer a big bad review.

Uzumaki shook her slender fingers.

"You are an artificial body without emotions. We are artificial humans with emotions. We know more about jokes, have a richer vocabulary, and are smarter than you!"

Feeling that he is very good, whirlpool danced and praised himself, boasting, he suddenly stopped here, turning his head away in sadness——

"Although I can't poop..."

After being told by these two grotesque dolls, Obito is in a bad mood.

"Then tell me, you are more advanced than me."

"us?"

Jue and his clone looked at each other, they are artificial humans, because they were born from golems, they don't need to eat, and they can't defecate without penis, it seems that there is really no advantage.However, the boy couldn't get out of their territory, so he had an advantage.Grinning absolutely, he was in sync with his clone vortex.

"We can go out and pick up girls."

Obito's three views were suddenly completely refreshed.

"It's no wonder you can get it!!!!"

Jue didn't seem to have received any blows, but took the words complacently.

"The more impossible things are, the more you have to try. People always have dreams. What if they come true? Dumb rabbit, the reason why we are here to help you recover is because Banban ordered us to help him recover before he wakes up." You have recovered to the point where he can command you."

"Who is the silly rabbit kid!!"

Obito roared, protesting against the behavior of taking a nickname for a few minutes!But he couldn't deny that what this weird guy said [People always have dreams, what if they come true? ] Very reasonable.The blood in his body suddenly heated up, and a glint of hope flashed through the blood-red Sharingan. He clenched his fist and said firmly.

"I must escape from this place and go find Kakashi and Rin!"

"You can't get out, there is no exit, Banban ordered us to move you here and then blocked the gate with a huge... huge rock."

Obito, who was absolutely in the shape of a swirl, made a big X with his hand, and poured a basin of extremely cold water on him mercilessly, emphasizing the word huge, so that the children in front of him would know the seriousness of the matter.

"—!!!!"

Obito's heart almost collapsed.

He wanted to be quiet.

#Not the daughter of the aunt who sells red bean cake#

Obito didn't speak anymore, and Madara's secret base fell into silence again.

All sounds from the outside world are isolated here, and once it is quiet, there is a dignified atmosphere in the dark and gloomy space.To be honest, I never like this dignified atmosphere.

After being silent for a while, he looked at Whirlpool boringly, and suddenly remembered something, and he began to move closer to Whirlpool.

"By the way, this dumb rabbit kept calling [Lin Lin Lin] in his sleep. I bet Wu Mao Mao, he wants to go outside to pick up girls."

Uzumaki nodded, thinking that what the ontology said was reasonable, he held his chin, and began to recall the period when Obito was unconscious.After a while, he raised his head abruptly and said slowly.

"But I remember that [Idiot Idiot Idiot] was mixed in."

"Ah... By the way, it's【Idiot Kakashi】."

Whirlpool Jue's mind brightened, thinking of the next possibility.

"I think Dumb Rabbit might want to go out and find the idiot Kakashi."

At this point in the discussion of this topic, Uzumaki began to wonder.

"But what is an idiot Kakashi?"

Absolutely spread hands.

"I don't know, just ask him directly."

Hearing what the two white guys said, Obito suddenly felt that he was so embarrassed, his face froze, and he couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat.The heart exploded with a bang, in a mess.

Has he ever said something like this...

Complete~full~none~yes~imprint~like~

He didn't miss Kakashi that much!