[Naruto] The dog who went astray

Scattered all over the world... vomit... It's the incorporeal bodies all over the ninja world. Hello, I am your main body, boss and captain of the death squad, Bai Jue.

Something happened today that took my breath away.

First of all, I want to tell you——

Your main body, boss, and captain of the death squad, I will come to the limited monthly reading in vain, you can give up and look for me everywhere.Secondly, I want to explain to you that this limited monthly reading world is a cheating world. After I came here, I met my teammate and friend Obito Uchiha who committed bigamy. I was wondering whether to save him When I met my ex-girlfriend.

My ex-girlfriend's name is Otsutsuki Kaguya. She has a surname, a first name, a personality, and a... (come and read the third tone with me)... good looks.I fell into the world of limited monthly reading. I originally thought that in this world, the ex-girlfriend was born because of what I wished in my heart...

but……

I miscalculated.

I was caught by my ex-girlfriend, and my ex-girlfriend didn't seem to have changed at all, what a crime.Your main body, boss, and captain of the death squad, I will be forced to become a stepfather, what should I do? Wait online, hurry, hurry! ! ! !

Should I tell my ex-girlfriend that I've moved on? ?

Will a war break out if I tell my ex-girlfriend that I have moved on? ?

Incorporeal A: Captain, please speak humanly.

Incorporeal B: Captain, what did you say?It's so windy I can't hear you!

Void C: Captain... the signal here is not very good

Incorporeal D: Sorry, the call you made was not answered.

Void E: Sorry, the user you dialed is temporarily unavailable, and I will transfer you to the voicemail... Please leave a message after the beep.

Incorporeal F: Sorry, the user you dialed has shut down...! @#￥……&*&……%￥……#￥@ Once, Bai Jue thought that his incorporeal body would definitely not be a bunch of little babies who dropped offline at critical moments.

……

There are three men standing in front of Uchiha Obito's house, one is himself, and it is said that the other is his wife, male.It is said that one is real? Hatake Kakashi, male sex.

According to Obito's years of observation, there are two ways to identify Kakashi.

Identification method ①: Look at his lazy dead fish eyes.

Identification method ②: Look at his cold little expression.

But maybe...he miscalculated. At this moment, the two Kakashis looked like they wanted to explain, Obito was a little flustered, and hurriedly changed the subject.

"Let's make a plan to rescue Bai Jue first!"

Uchiha Kakashi looked indifferent.

"Who is Bai Jue?"

Hatake Kakashi looked indifferent.

"You said."

Obito knew that these were two problems, but there was an illusion of being 'surrounded by Kakashi' in a trance.

Help--

One Kakashi has not been dealt with yet, how to deal with two Kakashi online, wait, hurry, rush!

Obito suddenly became skeptical of Bai Jue's bad idea. Although it was a bit of a prank, it was not unreasonable.

Suddenly, Obito had the idea of ​​wanting to save Bai Jue.

"Let me think about it."

"Isn't that guy immortal?"

Kakashi asked.

"..."

Obito was stunned, why didn't he know that his teammates were immortal?

"And it's his ex-girlfriend looking for him, so it should be to settle accounts?"

Kakashi continued reasoning.

"..."

Uchiha Obito (xian) soil (er) was successfully persuaded by Kaka (xian) West (shi)'s logic, and suddenly felt that it was not unreasonable, and he was not worried about Bai Jue, he should worry about himself.Because, really? Hatake Kakashi faced him with a gloomy face. "Next, I want to ask you a few questions."

Obito was stunned for a moment, he looked at Kakashi seriously, and shook his head.

"No, Kakashi, you answer a few questions for me first."

This time, Obito turned his passive state into active with rare wit.

Uchiha Kakashi, who was limited to monthly reading products, found himself ignored by those two, and immediately became unhappy.

"Hey, hey, I'm Kakashi."

"..."

Obito glanced at the 'Maitkai version of Kakashi' with disgust, and took the real Kakashi into the space, and he also entered the time space.

……

real world.

Alfred Street.

Itachi Uchiha looked confused, what is the relationship between the former captain of Anbu's sixth squad and the former masked man? !

He said that the more he watched, the more he couldn't understand! !

Uchiha Shisui looked melancholy, and he also said that he didn't want to read his cousin's love history at all, so he turned his head elsewhere.

"I don't think I should passively wait for Bai Juesang to bring my cousin back."

"He seemed to be in some serious trouble and disappeared."

Itachi pointed to another crystal ball, which originally reflected Bai Ze's state, but now it has become blank.

Does this mean that Bai Jue has disappeared?

Shisui and Itachi are very entangled in this issue.

……

But in the legendary little black room, it is another scene.

Probably, this is one of the few interviews between him and him.

Kakashi casually sat down on steps of different sizes, facing Obito's expressionless face.

"Why are you here?"

Kakashi heard a trace of accusation from Obito's tone, as if he didn't want him to come here.

Kakashi reluctantly told the truth.

"It was tricked by your teammate, he said you will die, let me save you."

……

When Payne attacked Konoha, Obito saw that Kakashi was so decisive at the time, thinking that the relationship between him and Kakashi was over.Therefore, when Kakashi asked him to find a limited monthly reading, he was very surprised.

What was even more unexpected was what Kakashi said at this moment.

He opened his lips and continued to ask almost subconsciously.

"Why do you want to come...?"

"Because you are Obito Uchiha."

……