[Naruto] The dog who went astray

After all kinds of things, the Akatsuki organization finally gathered 7 tailed beasts, and now only the eight-tailed and nine-tailed beasts are left. In Mt. Myogi, it is safe.However, Bai Jue felt faintly in his heart that he had missed something.

As if there was something else.

Bai Jue looked at the flying fallen leaves, and after a long time, he finally remembered.

correct.

—and the weasel...

Bai Jue quickly ran towards Konoha Hospital, but halfway there, he suddenly wanted to turn a corner and head for another destination.Bai Jue has been to this place of Konoha many times, and found that the village is quite large, and he basically relies on chakra to find people.

After arriving at the destination, he raised his head and saw a bunch of black hair looming through the window.Bai Jue jumped onto the window and stuck his head into the room.

"(????)?? Hi~"

"Eh?"

The people inside were taken aback.

Shishui, who has recovered his memory, knows that it is impossible for an outsider like Bai Jue to walk in through Konoha's gate openly.So...he broke into the barrier again?

Although someone had already started searching for him who had broken into the barrier, Bai Jue was not at all troubled by it.He still sat down by the conspicuous window and questioned Shishui.

"Er Dumb Rabbit, what are you doing here...?"

"Check the information."

Zhishui turned the front of the book over, signaling Bai Jue to read it.

Seeing this, Bai Jue couldn't sit still any longer, jumped over and grabbed the book.

"Check it out, our captain is now leading the circle-eyed Liudao to flatten Konoha, and we are going to settle the score with the big weasel. If you want to take him, take him away as soon as possible."

"That……"

Shishui's eyes still fell on the book...

In the next second, Bai Jue flicked his head with his finger, and Bai Jue said angrily.

"You seem stupid! I am Bai Jue, not Bai Lianhua, so I don't care about this poisonous village. Goodbye! I'll talk to your cousin about something."

As soon as the words fell, the book returned to Zhishui's hands.

Holding the book in his arms, Zhishui stared at the direction where Bai Jue disappeared with a blank expression, and there was a sentence endlessly circulating in his mind - he was actually angry!Angry!Angry! ... Zhishui feels incredible. I have known Bai Jue for eight years, and Zhishui has never seen Bai Jue angry. It seems that this matter is really serious and not a joke.

Shisui's expression became serious, he put the book back where it was, and immediately ran to Konoha Hospital.

……

Today is a fine weather, the wind is sunny, the clouds are light and the wind is light.

Since Konoha was bathed in peace, Ninja and various departments repeated yesterday's work, and even played small games in his spare time.No worries, no strife.

It's a pity that life is quite good in the village.

Bai couldn't help but sighed, among the crowd of people coming and going, he also saw Kakashi, squinting dead fish eyes, walking listlessly.Shiro beckoned to Kakashi.

"(????)?? Kakashi-san."

Kakashi narrowed his eyes and glanced at Bai Ze, with a very indifferent attitude.Because Bai Jue is not wearing the ostentatious Xiao organization uniform now, he has transformed into an ordinary citizen mixed in the crowd.In addition, each of his transformation techniques is copied together with the opponent's Chakra and breath, so Kakashi can't recognize it as Bai Ze at all.

Bai Jue felt that he had to say something to make Kakashi recognize him, he thought about it, thought of Obito, and smiled maliciously.

"...Should I change my name to Sister-in-Law now?"

"you……"

Kakashi was choked by this strange title, and wanted to cut his big brother instantly, but he didn't know how divine his big brother was.

Bai Ze began to wink at Kakashi.

"Like I said before, Dutu is a nice young man, if you meet this young man, just accept him."

"..."

Kakashi's face suddenly darkened.

He knew who the person in front of him was.

——Bai Jue.

Bai Jue's words are not finished here, when Kakashi saw through his identity, he continued to chatter...

"You will be safe if you become our sister-in-law-san. Although you are awesome, sister-in-law-san, your chances of winning against Penn Six Paths are... 0."

then……

Kakashi suddenly understood why Obito wanted to be his boyfriend for no reason that day, and he is the highest level in Akatsuki's organization? !Kakashi twitched between his brows and complained weakly, is this really the Uchiha Obito he knew at the end of the crane?There is a feeling of digging deeper and deeper.

As soon as Bai Jue saw that Kakashi was not in the right state, he stopped the business promotion of selling Dumb rabbits and changed his words.

"Uh... the members of the enchantment class in your village are chasing me again, so I'll go first!"

"..."

Kakashi's face became even more gloomy.Speaking of it, Bai Jue and Obito are also pitfalls. They always play with the enchantment class for nothing. It has been 18 years since they broke into Konoha one after another without authorization, and the enchantment class has never caught these two intruders. of……

Kakashi looked helplessly at the sky. Not long ago, he met a fool, and today he met a psychopath.

Konoha's high wall is still so unreliable.

When Bai Jue came out of Konoha Village, he happened to meet Tendao Yahiko. He was standing outside the high wall of Konoha, using the eyes of reincarnation to detect the condition of Konoha. Bai Jue was almost bounced back to Konoha Ninja Village, fortunately he caught the big tree in time.It was only when he regained his composure that he noticed the ninja who had been killed by Yahiko Tendao lying at his feet. Payne's arrival was like a dream suddenly turning into a nightmare, without any warning, making it impossible to guard against.

After the investigation, Tendou Yahiko turned around and looked at Bai Jue who shouldn't be here.

"Why are you here?"

"Me? I'll buy some...red bean cakes. How about some pieces for you?"

Bai Jue replied with a smile.

Nagato was very dissatisfied, and Yahiko Yitendou glared at him.

"Go back quickly, this is not a place for you to stay."

"Eh?"

Bai Jue stopped looking for the red bean cake in his mouth, and looked at Tendao Yahiko with an incredulous expression.

"Are you caring about me?"

Bai Jue knew from a long time ago that the group of people in front of him were 'walking corpses'. He didn't feel, have no emotion and no temperature, just like dying. He was referring to the big boss who was manipulating behind the scenes.

Nagato received the relevant information, and immediately responded to Bai Jue with Tendou Yahiko without any trouble.

"Don't think about it, I just don't want the organization to lose another intelligence officer."

This kind of impatience revealed a familiar arrogance, Bai Jue tilted his head, very puzzled.

"Nagato, I didn't expect you to be such a man."

"Didn't I tell you not to think too much?"

Tendou Yahiko's voice became a little more angry.

Bai Jue, who was shocked by his pupil power again, blinked and said innocently.

"Why do I feel that you are the one who thinks so much? I haven't explained clearly yet..."

Tendou Yahiko turned his head, not knowing what kind of expression it was, and said in a cold tone to a woman with light blue-purple hair, light orange eyes, and a lavender paper flower on the right side of her head.

"Xiao Nan, wrap him up and put him in the water, pick him up when he's almost dead."

"it is good."

Xiao Nan replied blankly, but her warm light orange eyes were cold, and pieces of paper began to split from her body, piling up more and more...

Bai Jue took a step back.

"Hey! Sister Xiaonan, you are very beautiful today. It is wrong to commit murder, especially for an artificial human with rich feelings like me."

"……Give me a break."

Nagato was amused by the word 'feeling rich' and taunted him.

"You don't even know what it's like to like someone, absolutely."

The one who always speaks for Nagato is Tendou Yahiko, with a paralyzed face for ten thousand years, mixed with the chakra receiver that connects the signal and transmits chakra, with light purple reincarnation eyes with wavy patterns, and a black windbreaker embroidered with red clouds.There are 7 black sticks in the ears and 6 noses, and the whole has a strong aristocratic atmosphere of rural Shamat.

The one who was really amused was Bai Jue.

"I'm a cyborg, so of course I should like cyborgs. A walking corpse like you or squatting in a small dark room can't make cyborgs fall in love at all, okay?"

Speaking with a touch of contempt, Bai Jue added his own evaluation at the end of the sentence.

"Absurd, superficial."

A trace of killing intent flashed across Yahiko Tendou's reincarnation eyes.

Nagato suddenly didn't want to attack Konoha, let's kill Bai Ze first.

With a thought.A black stick used to stab people slipped out of Yahiko Tendou's sleeve.Bai Jue knew that he couldn't delay any longer, so he immediately put on a serious expression, and persuaded him in a gentle voice.

"Don't be angry. Being angry will lead to poor health and accelerated aging. Nagato, you are still young and have not yet become a father. Cherish yourself."

Nagato who never thought of becoming a father: ...

This man-made man is poisonous, and dares to think of such a beautiful thing.