[Naruto] The dog who went astray

"That's right, Naruto..."

Shino abruptly stopped Naruto, who wanted to go ahead, as if he had predicted something, and gave a special warning.

"Don't run away with Zuo Zhu, if you want to ask why, because the village and everyone will be very troubled."

"..."

Naruto's footsteps were unsteady, and he almost fell into the dirt.He was sure that it was not an auditory hallucination, he turned his head suddenly, but Zhi Nai still had a expressionless expression, and he was wearing a pair of sunglasses, which made it even more difficult to see what kind of state he was in.Even so, Naruto was still sweating coldly...

Shino...

Shino...

Shino has misunderstood something! ! ! !

What do you mean don't run with Zuo!He's not that kind of guy is he? !

Everyone looked at Shino in surprise.

#Zhi Nai Do you know anything! #

Shino expressed a lot of pressure, because he did know something, for example: on a dark night (crossed out) with a bright moon and a high moon, a blond boy and a Uchiha Sasuke were in a place unknown to everyone, Look at the stars and the moon together...whatever.

He remembered that the relationship between the two was not so good in front of everyone.

After a moment of bewildered silence, Bai Jue was embarrassed.

"I know astronomy at the top, geography at the bottom, human harmony in the middle, yin and yang, gossip, Qimen, Dunjia... Wait, are your lives really, really, really all right?"

Kakashi guessed that the cyborg in front of him should have known Obito a long, long time ago. There are indeed some questions on his side that have not been solved, maybe he can...?Kakashi hesitated a bit.He remembered the Bai Jue who muttered all day long in time and space several years ago.At that time, Bai Jue seemed to be...

Kakashi thought about it.

"Then, tell me how Obito survived."

The crowd was stunned.

Regardless of who Obito is, what they never expected was that Mr. Kakashi, who has always been sensible, actually asked a question! ! !

"Ok?"

Bai Jue sat on the tree. For a plant ninja, the sense of security that plants bring him is infinite.But he sat down, as if he had forgotten something, he looked at Kakashi who asked the question with tangled eyes, and asked back with some uncertainty.

"Kakashi-san, are you asking me what color Dutu is wearing?"

"Hello…!!"

They must be speaking the same language! !

Kakashi's face suddenly became the same as the mask he was wearing on his face, and the air pressure of the whole person was very low, very low...

Helplessly, Bai Jue was looking at the sky and seriously thinking about the problem of his subconscious misleading, but he didn't see this scene.In the end, he replied with a serious face.

"I remember, the ones drying outside should be white and blue. Yes... that's the kind. You've seen Uchiha's family emblem! He customized a dozen, um, Fatty is also Uchiha's, and he is still very loyal to the family. Well, probably for lovers too."

After speaking, Bai Jue smiled meaningfully.

Kakashi: "..."

No, he didn't want to know, although he accidentally saw it while sleeping together 'a long time ago'.

but--

He really doesn't want to know! !

"..."

A chilly wind blew by.

Everyone was stunned, and instantly lost the ability to complain.

"What a joke!"

Sakura could no longer contain her anger, and swung a powerful 'girly fist' towards Bai Jue. Seeing that something was wrong, Bai Jue quickly shielded the ground and split into a phantom body to hide on the ground.Sakura's fist landed on Bai Jue's head without hesitation.

no blood—

And the touch is very strange. It is reasonable to say that people should not be so fragile.Sakura was stunned for a moment, and the next second, he who was hit suddenly mutated, growing into a tree at a speed invisible to the naked eye.Sakura was successfully hung on the tree.

Kakashi jumped up and rescued her, persuading.

"Sakura, calm down."

Bai Jue stood up, as calm as when he came, and said to himself.

"Okay, the question-and-answer time is over here. There are the biggest shark in the ninja world, a water monster and a kid guarding in front of me. I don't have to worry too much. Take care. The Konoha squad is always outnumbered. Although I People don't like your battles very much, but goodbye is also fate."

……

Inexplicably felt slapped in the face.

"It gives people the feeling of being angry. If you want to say why, because he said that we are outnumbered."

Shino let out a sudden cry in his usual way of speaking.

"Strange guy..."

Yamato looked at the place where Bai Jue disappeared with a deep expression.

Naruto, who was one step ahead, didn't get any benefits. When he was about to arrive at Nanga Shrine, he met Sasuke's new teammates and members of Akatsuki's organization, all of whom were real enemies.

Seeing him coming, Kisame's expression became more joyful.

"It's really rare. I haven't looked for you yet, but you have come to your door by yourself. Nine-Tails Jinchuriki."

"whispering sound!"

Naruto is very upset!

It is easy for Sasuke to approach him, but every time he wants to approach Sasuke, a bunch of people of unknown origin will pop up to hinder his progress. "Keep out of the way, okay?"

"It's really difficult. My task is to ensure that Mr. Itachi's battle will not be interfered by anyone."

Kisame said leisurely, and with a wave of the big sword in his hand, a wave of chakra with a sense of demonstration spread all over Naruto's body.Naruto frowned, taking a step back reflexively.

Kisame still wanted to attack Naruto, but when he was ready to move, an extremely pale hand appeared from nowhere and hooked his shoulder.In the next second, he found himself being entangled by his idiot fan, and what surprised him even more was that his idiot fan was threatening him.

"Mengmeng big shark, be merciful to my nephew, in case my nephew has something..."

Bai Jue smiled.

"...make you fat and wear it on your body!"

"interesting!"

Kisame made a sneer, and the target of Dasao Sharmui's attack immediately turned into Bai Jue.

Same results as in the past...

It is not the body that is attacking, but the egg...

Guixier gritted his teeth, if one day he met Bai Jue's real body, he felt that he would kill him without hesitation.

The author has something to say:

If Scabbers is in Hades.

Everyone basically posted about their offspring. Banban had no children, no wife, no gay friends, and no offspring, so he had to...

Madara: Cough... Show off my second-hand man-made man.Although he is two, he is a man-made man who is very principled and will make people happy.Do you have any?

Hashirama: I have a granddaughter.

Madara: I mean did someone make you happy?

Hashirama: I have a wife.

Madara: ... (a slap to fly!)

Hashirama, who was shot flying, still doesn't know what he did wrong.