Full moon night, cold plum fragrance

High mountains and flowing water.

The spring water flows down from the high mountain and flows here to form a pool with clear water.

Hu Tiehua was still wearing the same colorful clothes, neatly dressed.

He just put on his clothes neatly and soaked in the clear water of the pool.

Because Yuan Yue'er swears by her reputation of practicing medicine for ten years, insisting that only this method can help him get rid of the medicine effect quickly, and he can't object even if he wants to.

Originally, Yuan Yue'er wanted him to take off his clothes, but Chu Liuxiang disagreed, so she could only let him wear clothes.

Yuan Yue'er curled her lips, this drunkard is cheap!

Where did Yuan Yueer suffer a dark loss, Hu Tiehua could only look at Chu Liuxiang, but Chu Liuxiang just looked at Yuan Yueer, turning a blind eye to his eyes asking for help.

Hu Tiehua stared at Chu Liuxiang like a rooster for a long time, then suddenly heaved a long sigh: "You are really good, you are amazing, not only handsome, but also extremely smart, a great genius like you can't be found anywhere in the world Come second." The more he said, the louder his voice said, "If you think that you are only the second greatest person in the world, no one will dare to admit that you are the first."

Chu Liuxiang was lying on a bluestone beside the pool, playing with Yuan Yue'er's tender little hands, with a very comfortable and happy look on her face.

"I like to hear that kind of talk, and you'd better say a few more words."

"Of course I would, but it's a pity I wasn't talking about you."

"Not me? Who?"

"It's me." Hu Tiehua said: "I'm talking about myself, because I'm so smart and great that I can't help but admire myself."

When Chu Liuxiang was lying down, few people could make him stand up, but now he jumped up and looked at Hu Tiehua as if he saw a ghost.

Chu Liuxiang looked at Yuan Yue'er and said, "Did he just say that he admired himself a lot? Did I hear you right?"

Yuan Yue'er stared at Hu Tiehua with big beautiful eyes and said, "I also think I got it wrong."

"No, you heard me right." Hu Tiehua said, "I just admire myself!"

Yuan Yue'er crossed her arms and said: "We saved you, instead of thanking us, you put gold on your face, you are really capable! I can't help but admire you now."

"Of course you have to admire me." Hu Tiehua said solemnly: "Without me, how could you save me?"

Chu Liuxiang was stunned.

Yuan Yue'er couldn't help laughing: "I always knew that Hu Tiehua had a thick skin, but I still didn't expect it to be so thick. In this regard, Chu Liuxiang, you are really far behind him!"

Chu Liuxiang couldn't help touching her nose, but Hu Tiehua also had her reasons.

He looked at Chu Liuxiang and said, "We have been good friends since we wore crotch pants. After all these years, let me ask you, how many times have I taken a bath?"

"It seems that there are not many times." Chu Liuxiang searched in memory: "It seems that there are only one or two times."

When Yuan Yue'er heard this, her eyes widened in shock.

Hu Tiehua didn't feel embarrassed, and seemed to be quite proud: "Is it difficult for me to take a bath?"

Chu Liuxiang rubbed his nose and said, "It's not very difficult, but it's just a little bit more difficult than getting a dog not to fuck."

"What if I don't drink?"

"That's really difficult." Chu Liuxiang sighed: "It's even more difficult than asking you not to touch women."

"In that kennel, there are so many good wines and so many beautiful women, but when you saw me, I was extremely sober, and I was washed cleaner than when you were born. Even a pig should see It turns out that the situation is wrong." Hu Tiehua grinned at Chu Liuxiang and said, "Besides, you are at least a little smarter than a pig."

Chu Liuxiang was speechless.

He suddenly discovered that Hu Tiehua was indeed reasonable, very reasonable.

Yuan Yue'er giggled and said, "You are much smarter than a pig but you were rescued by a person who is only a little smarter than a pig. So, genius, how did you fall into the hands of those four little girls?" ?”

Hu Tiehua's answer is more absolute than this question.

"It's because they are four little girls that I will be restrained by them." Hu Tiehua said: "If the four old men want to restrain me, don't even talk about it."

Yuan Yue'er covered her lips and smiled lightly: "It makes sense. When you meet four girls like that, even if you know that they have added seasonings to your wine, you will still drink it."

Hu Tiehua smiled bitterly: "That's exactly the case, but it's a pity that after drinking it, I have no strength at all."

Yuan Yue'er smiled and said, "You really deserve my admiration."

Now it was Hu Tiehua's turn to be surprised. He asked, "You actually admire me? Little witch, did you finally realize that you have treated Lao Hu badly and decided to treat me better?"

Yuan Yue'er said expressionlessly: "You're dreaming! I admire you for letting them send you here under such circumstances. To be honest, you betrayed this pervert again, right?"

Hu Tiehua said very simply: "I could see that they were looking for you too, but unfortunately they couldn't find you. So I simply taught them this method."

"What way?"

"The way to lure a dog into the kennel."

Yuan Yue'er mocked: "Apart from dragging him into the water, do you have any other skills?"

"If I don't drag him into the water, who will I drag into the water? If he doesn't come to save me, who will save me?" Hu Tiehua stared with big eyes, with a completely righteous look: "Besides, I did this to make him happy."

"To make me happy?" Chu Liuxiang didn't understand: "What is there for me to be happy about?"

"Aren't you happy that you can save such a good friend like me from others?" Hu Tiehua said convincingly: "If I didn't do that, how could you find the kennel? How could you rescue me? ?”

Chu Liuxiang touched his nose and thought for a long time, and finally had to admit: "It makes sense."

He sighed: "Why does everything you say seem to make sense."

Yuan Yue'er also sighed, "Why are there such shameless people in this world?"

Chu Liuxiang suddenly asked Hu Tiehua again: "Have you ever thought that they may not have any malice towards you like this, but just want to recruit you back as a son-in-law."

Yuan Yue'er answered this question for Hu Tiehua: "He must have thought of it, the ability of self-indulgence, I am afraid that no one in the world can match him."

"I don't have to be self-indulgent." Hu Tiehua said: "A good-looking talent like me, who is handsome, smart, brave and mature, is the favorite man of their yellow-haired girls. As long as I am willing to use a little trick, they It would be weird not to be fascinated by me."

Yuan Yue'er snorted coldly and said, "Why don't you fascinate them yourself? Why do you need Chu Liuxiang to save you?"

"Because I don't have time to play this kind of game with them now." Hu Tiehua's expression suddenly became mysterious and serious: "Now there is a big thing waiting for me to do, and I must do it, otherwise the world will be in chaos I don’t know how many people in Jianghu will die because of this.”

Yuan Yue'er immediately burst out laughing out of shame.

What Hu Tiehua said was completely true. Chu Liuxiang stared at him for a long time, but couldn't see that he was joking at all.

Yuan Yue'er smiled and bent over. If Chu Liuxiang hadn't hugged her waist tightly, she would have fallen to the ground long ago.

Chu Liuxiang hugged Yuan Yue'er tightly to prevent her from rolling to the ground, looked at Hu Tiehua and said, "What kind of big event are you going to do?"

Hu Tiehua ignored Yuan Yueer's ridicule, looked more serious, lowered her voice, and said word by word: "I want to give her daughter to someone to be his wife for a friend of mine."

Yuan Yue'er's laughter grew louder, she leaned against Chu Liuxiang's arms, tears were about to come out of her laughter.Chu Liuxiang was almost pissed off, and was so pissed off by him: "Can this kind of thing be considered a big deal?"

"Of course it's a big deal." Hu Tiehua said, "If you know who the friend I'm talking about is, you'll understand how important it is."

Yuan Yue'er wiped away tears and said, "Who is that friend of yours?"

"Now I can't tell you who he is." Hu Tiehua said solemnly: "I can only tell you that in the Jianghu, he may not be as famous as the old bug, but his identity and status are much higher than the old bug Although his daughter is not as beautiful as you, she is also a world-renowned beauty, and she is also a princess, and she is not fake at all when she is the real princess who was personally appointed by the emperor today."

Chu Liuxiang rubbed his nose and asked, "Who are you going to send this princess to marry?"

"Speaking of this person, his reputation may not be less than yours." Hu Tiehua said: "I think you have probably heard of the Tianzheng Marshal Shi Tianwang who has ruled the Qihaiwei town in recent years."

Chu Liuxiang's face suddenly changed.

Yuan Yue'er suddenly pushed Chu Liuxiang away and said, "I should go."

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