Krypton Gold Lover Cultivation Program

[Your friend request has been declined. ]

Osamu Dazai looked at the system prompt on the phone and stretched his voice.

"Eh—I was rejected again."

"Dazai, you skipped work again today——!!!"

Because I couldn't find a partner who was always skipping work, I could only complete the task alone, but when I came back, I found that the other party was lying comfortably in the office. Kunikida Doppo couldn't bear it anymore and slapped his notebook on the table to prepare to roar. I heard this sentence suddenly at the beginning, so I subconsciously asked: "Are you going around inviting women to die in love and being rejected? Isn't this kind of thing a matter of course, you..."

"No, Kunikida."

The black-haired young man lazily lying on the desk finally sat up, and then shook the phone in his hand towards Tanizaki Naomi who just finished making tea not far away.

"Miss Naomi, please introduce me~"

"Please don't call me by my name in such a frivolous tone, and if it's Mr. Dazai, even if you add friends, you will definitely be blocked soon."

Tanizaki Naomi handed the tea on the tray to Tanizaki Junichiro, and then showed a cute smile.

"Please drink tea, my lord~"

"I'm sorry, Naomi."

"The big brother who works hard is also great~"

After rubbing against her elder brother habitually, Tanizaki Naomi turned her head to look at Dazai Osamu while holding the tray.

"Compared to this, why don't you take a look at Mr. Kunikida, who is so angry that he is about to rush forward to punish you with an iron fist of justice."

"Speaking of which, doesn't it mean that the other party has no malice?"

Tanizaki Junichiro raised his head from his work and took a sip of tea.

"Why does Dazai-san care so much?"

"How about working hard when you're so free!? Ah!?"

Kunikida Doppo grabbed his partner's collar with a ferocious expression and dangled it vigorously.

"You leave your job to me every day, and you invite women to die in love to cause trouble for others, and you want me to clean up the mess. Give me some self-consciousness, you bastard!"

"However, the unknown existence needs to be grasped in the hands to be at ease, isn't it?"

Osamu Dazai let the other party shake with a habitual look, and then patted the blond young man on the shoulder.

"Speaking of which, Kunikida doesn't know what's going on?"

"Ah, indeed, Kunikida-san didn't seem to be in the detective agency before."

Tanizaki Junichiro remembered.

Although at the beginning I heard Naomi say that a stranger suddenly added her as a friend, and the other party seemed to be very nervous during the test, and a series of thoughts flashed in her mind whether the enemy of the detective agency wanted to obtain information through this method, but in the chaos After Mr. Bu said there was no danger, he relaxed. After all, this is a famous detective with the ability to see the truth at a glance.

"But man, no, it should be said that this unknown existence you use to communicate is indeed a bit interesting."

"Unknown existence?"

Tanizaki Naomi looked at her mobile phone with some confusion.

"Isn't it just an ordinary line?"

"It may be so on your side, but not necessarily on the other side."

Edogawa Ranpo licked the lollipop in his hand, squinting his eyes as usual.

"As Mr. Ranpo said, there is absolutely no way to find out the other party's IP information."

Dazai Osamu, who didn't know when to take Tanizaki Naomi's phone, leaned against the desk, and while logging into the other party's account, tried to add this unknown lady with his own phone.

"Account search can't find it at all."

"Eh?"

Tanizaki Naomi, who was about to get angry with her hips on her hips, froze for a moment when she heard it.

"However, there is a friend invitation function to open the other party's avatar through your account."

Osamu Dazai happily pressed [Friend Invite] above, chose himself, and then confirmed [Accept Invitation and Apply for Friend] on his mobile phone.

"Let me see to the end..."

There was a pause.

[Your friend request has been declined. ]

Miyazawa Kenji next to him poked his head over and let out an 'ah'.

"It was rejected."

However, it seems that because the friend invitation is connected to this unknown existence, my social platform has also undergone slight changes. You can see a record of the recent friend application, and you don't need to apply through Tanizaki Naomi.

So Osamu Dazai tried again, and filled in a sentence in the reason for the application——

[Ms. add me QAQ. ]

And was rejected again without hesitation.

"Hi that's it for now."

The mobile phone was taken back by the owner, Tanizaki Naomi put it back in his pocket and turned to leave.

"I'll test it out in the next two days, so I don't need Mr. Dazai to worry about it."

After listening roughly——

"As a result, according to the test, it can be basically determined that the other party does not know the meaning of this matter...."

Kunikida Dopō folded his arms around his chest, pointing his fingers at his forearm from time to time.

"Not only that, but Huadai-san didn't even find out about the other party."

Osamu Dazai smiled and added this sentence.

"You guy, did you still find the flower bag?"

Kunikida Doppo was taken aback for a moment.

Tian Shan Hanabou is a hacker with capabilities comparable to the military's intelligence department and a former member of the detective agency.

"I can't even find the flower bag. Could it be some special ability..."

When the blond young man was lost in thought, Osamu Dazai walked away Tanizaki Naomi's cell phone again, looking thoughtfully at the chat records on it.

In addition to some daily chats and testing each other, many of them are talking about their relationship and how cute their boyfriend is.

Although he was tentatively asking Tanizaki Naomi, it seemed that he was only interested in her personal information, and he did not cover up too much, and he himself did not have the professional awareness of prevention, at least on the surface Make friends normally, but for some reason it seems strangely subtle...

But Osamu Dazai couldn't confirm this feeling for a while.

After thinking about it, he applied for a friend again——

[I am a professional love counselor recommended by Naomi~]

[Your friend request has been approved. ]

Kazumi Kamihara has never seen such a persistent person, even if he is rejected, he will still try to add himself as a friend next time.

When the other party applied for the first time, she thought about it because she thought the name was familiar, and then remembered——

"Isn't this... the thing Chuya hates the most?"

Has he hated it to the point where he has turned from a human into a thing...

Although he was a little curious about how the other party offended his boyfriend, Kazumi Kamihara was worried that he might lose his favor if he was caught as a friend after adding friends, so he directly chose to refuse.

However, unexpectedly, this person applied again one after another.

"But how did he take the initiative to apply for a friend?"

The first person to apply for a friend was Lin Xianming, but the other party knew him because of Enoda.

[The application was invited by your friend [Tanizaki Naomi]. ]

[Kamihara Kazami: Naomi, did you invite a person named [Dazai Osamu] to be my friend? ]

[Tanizaki Naomi: Ah, sorry, that is my colleague, you can ignore it, he used the phone by the way before. ]

[Kamihara Kazami: I understand, then I refuse. ]

But after the rejection, the other party applied again, and added a pitiful sentence [Ms. add me QAQ. ]

And the lucky cat next to him held up a sign as if he was guarding against fraud.

[It is recommended that players do not add strangers with unknown origins! ]

It seems that it is not recommended to agree to the application.

So Kazumi Kazumi resigned himself to rejecting again.

However, the other party still did not give up, and tried several times after that, each time with different reasons for applying.

[Why don't you add me QAQ? ]

[Could it be hated? ]

[Being rejected by such a beautiful lady, I feel so sad that I am about to die. ]

……

Kazumi Kamihara: "..."

This person is a bit annoying.

Then--

[I am a professional love counselor recommended by Naomi~]

Kazumi Kamihara chose to compromise, of course, not for the reason of this unbelievable professional love counselor, but because she wanted to ask the other party why he was so persistent.

[Osamu Dazai: Ah, I finally added it, first time meeting~ miss. ]

[Kamihara Kazami: Why do you keep applying for friends? ]

[Osamu Dazai: Knowing a beautiful woman is an honor for all men. ]

[Kamihara Kazami: ... speak human words. ]

[Osamu Dazai: Then, please allow me to ask solemnly, would you like to die for love with me~]

[You have been blocked by the other party. ]

Osamu Dazai looked at the system prompt on the phone and blinked, and it was not played again until 10 minutes later.

[Kamihara Kazami: I will give you another chance to reorganize the language. ]

Kazumi Kamihara looked at the opponent's character information.

【Character introduction】--

[Name: Osamu Dazai.

Lover Compatibility: ×

Lover Favorability: None.

Friend Compatibility: ☆

Friend Favorability: None. ]

[Love assistant reminds you: As for the compatibility of lovers, don't be fooled by the appearance of this goblin, or you will be kicked away crying sooner or later!As far as friend compatibility is concerned, there can be no more fake plastic love, as long as you like it. ]

It was full of perfunctory indifference.

Kazumi Kamihara originally planned to put the other party on the blacklist forever, but after thinking about it, the other party is Naomi Tanizaki's colleague, and it seems that he doesn't mind if he is taken away from his mobile phone to check private messages, so he put it again come out.

[Osamu Dazai: Miss is so fierce QAQ. ]

Kazumi Kamihara looked at the other party's words and suddenly thought of a question.

[Kamhara Kazami: Sorry to ask first, what is your gender? ]

After passing Lin Xianming, she no longer blindly judges the other party's gender from appearance.

[Dazai Osamu: ... Is it because I gave the lady the illusion that she is a woman? ]

[Kamihara Kazami: Is this how you usually talk? ]

[Osamu Dazai:? ]

[Kamihara Kazami: There is a sweet and greasy JK feeling like a sweet JK with a kilogram of marshmallow in it. ]

[Osamu Dazai: ...]

Dazai Osamu: ...I made a mistake, it seems that the cute boyfriend the other party likes is not this type.

The author has something to say:

Osamu Dazai: QAQ.

Kazumi Kamihara: Straighten your tongue and speak well.

Osamu Dazai: ...

(Turn around and post on the Hong Kong Black Forum: Girls prefer men who talk more cute.)

Zhong Yuanzhong, who swiped to the post, also tried: ... QAQ?

Kamihara Kazami: Chuya is so cute!

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

In fact, I didn’t intend to release Dazai so soon, but I don’t know why I added that sentence by accident at the end of the last chapter, probably I was robbed of the pen again, and then I saw that your comments were all about Dazai, I can't even think about pretending that there is no such thing and fix it, I can only silently withdraw my hand...

It was Lin Xianming who took the initiative to add friends for the first time, and you all seem to have forgotten about it.

Speaking of which, your brains are so big, even Sadako Jae, who crawled along the network cable, came up with it, and even a short comment appeared, but why did you get so excited when Dazai just appeared with a name, and the number of comments surpassed any previous ones? It's a chapter, and the real male protagonist Zhongye has no choice but to face...

By the way, I would like to recommend a new series of reasoning - Alien Invasion.

In fact, I couldn't understand it at first, but after watching it, it became my favorite new show in January.