Hormone strategy [entertainment]

Shen Zaihao became conscious amidst a series of gigantic devil cries.

When he opened his eyes, suddenly there were seven cubs beside the bed, and the younger ones were already crying with tears all over their faces, looking pitiful.

? ? ? ?

Shen Zaihao was confused, closed his eyes and lay back down again, it must be the wrong way for him to get up, he tried to get up again...

Depend on.

Where did these seven cubs come from? ?

Shen Zaihao was completely dumbfounded.

Didn't he sleep in the dormitory last night?

What the hell is going on with these cubs?

Suddenly, a cub who seemed very indifferent and not easy to provoke spoke up: "Shen Zaihao."

???

Why does this tone sound like Min Yunqi?

The cub who seemed the biggest continued, "Why haven't you changed?"

This righteous look looks like Kim Seok Jin.

Shen Zaihao carefully stared at the seven cubs for a long time, the more he looked at them, the more he felt that these cubs looked like his immortal teammates...

what's the problem? ?

10 minute later.

Shen Zaihao sat on the floor of the living room, lost in thought.

This is too magical realism, why when he wakes up from sleep, his teammates collectively turn back to their childhood, but he himself is fine? ?

The seven cubs next to him were sitting on the sofa, barely at eye level with him.

The toddler version of Park Zhijun tugged at Shen Zaihao's clothes, pouting and saying childishly, "Brother, I'm hungry."

Shen Zaihao swallowed, this chubby little face, and chubby little hands, so cute...

He has a bold idea.

Usually Pu Zhixuan guards against him like a thief, but now Pu Zhixuan can't take care of himself basically, so don't blame him for taking advantage of others...

With a mouthful of 'oooh', Shen Zaihao bit Pu Zhijun's cheek.

So soft and glutinous, like glutinous rice dumplings, it is still warm.

Shen Zaihao only took a small bite, but still left a shallow tooth mark on it.

Pu Zhixuan was stunned for a moment, before he realized that his face was bitten by Shen Zaihao, a beast, and he burst into tears.

Amidst Pu Zhixuan's heart-pounding cries, Jin Taejun walked up to Shen Zaihao on his short legs, and wanted to kick him, but somehow he tripped him, because his body shrunk and he couldn't even speak clearly : "You are a badass! Bully Zhixuan!"

……

The legs are upside down, and the short legs and arms fluttering at the same time are so cute...

Shen Zaihao's reaction hurt Jin Taeju's self-esteem, he struggled to turn himself over, but Shen Zaihao pulled him back again.

Kim Tae-joo: "???"

"Wow!!!!"

Another cry.

Min Yunqi was annoyed by 95's crying, and stretched out two arms as white as lotus root to cover his ears.

Just now Tian Zhengguo mastered his legs proficiently, jumped to Shen Zaihao's side, lay on his back, and whispered: "Guokuo, I want to ride!"

Shen Zaihao understood, hugged Tian Zhengguo around his neck, led him around slowly, and occasionally lifted him up high.

"Fly! Fly and provoke!!!"

95's crying stopped suddenly, and Tian Zhengguo's childish cheers were everywhere in the living room.

Other cubs: I'm so envious...

Shen Zaihao led Tian Zhengguo around, he felt dizzy, Tian Zhengguo was still very excited, he grabbed Shen Zahao's hair and wanted to do it again.

"No, I'm dizzy, let's take a break?"

Tian Zhengguo snorted, and got off him with a sleepy expression, his disgusted expression seemed to say: What kind of brother is this!It's useless at all!

Shen Zaihao wanted to say something more, but the drunken Pu Zhijuan who was crying just now lay on his neck: "Zhijue wants too!"

Jin Taiyi obediently raised his little hands behind: "There is also Taitai!"

Shen Zaihao looked at his brother Line: "You?"

The four of them struggled a lot in their hearts, and sneered at the shameless maknae line, but... just now Tian Zhengguo seemed very happy!

Shen Zaihao waved his hand: "Understood, let's line up at the back."

more than an hour later.

Shen Zaihao collapsed on the ground with no image at all. The cub is very cute, but it is really tiring to carry it!

Especially now that he wants to take care of seven cubs at once, the three little ones will cry whenever things go wrong, and his head hurts from crying.As for the four older ones, they didn't cry, but looking at him with biting mouths and blinking tear-filled eyes was also quite frightening.

Shen Zaihao sighed, as the only man in the room, it was too difficult for him.

Before Shen Zaihao rested for a long time, the sound of 'gurgling' sounded one after another in the room.

"hungry?"

The seven cubs nodded like pounding garlic.

Shen Zaihao sighed again, let alone these cubs, he was hungry all morning, "Then I'll get you something to eat now."

but……

What can such a small child eat?

Shen Zaihao searched the Internet and found that they could eat normally, but the food should be softer.

Korean takeaways are pretty damn hard, Shen Zaihao sighed, he should do it himself.

But there was nothing at home, so he could only make a quick trip to the supermarket to buy something.

"You wait for me at home obediently, I will be right back."

Although Shen Zaihao hadn't visited a supermarket for a long time, Shen Zaihao really wanted to take a closer look, but there were still seven cubs at home, so he was really worried, so he bought some cooking materials and slipped back home.

Fearing that the cubs would be hungry, Shen Zaihao made some milk powder for them first, and when it was passed to Tian Zhengguo's mouth, Shen Zaihao suddenly remembered that he hadn't tested the water temperature, so he took a sip and found that it was warm, sweet, and quite good drink?

Oddly enough, Shen Zaihao took a few more sips.

Tian Zhengguo: "???"

Bad silver!He even snatched milk powder from him!

Tian Zhengguo bit Shen Zaihao's wrist angrily, and Shen Zaihao immediately came back to his senses, gave Tian Zhengguo the bottle, and then patted him on the head: "Remember to share it with other children! Bear with it, I'll go right away Cook!"

Tian Zhengguo didn't bother to talk to Shen Zaihao when he got the bottle, Shen Zaihao didn't feel uncomfortable, but went into the kitchen full of fighting spirit, he was shouldering the heavy responsibility of seven cubs!

After an unknown amount of time, Shen Zaihao finally cooked the meal.

I found all the bowls I could find at home, and placed them in a row on the coffee table.

The children sat down obediently, and faced difficulties with the spoons that were obviously out of proportion to their little hands.

Shen Zaihao yelled: "I forgot to buy children's tableware for you!"

The seven cubs looked at him indifferently.

"But it's okay, I can feed you."

Cubs: Can we say no?

However, when Min Yunqi failed in his nth attempt to deliver the meal to his mouth with a spoon, the other cubs realized this cruel fact.

How could they do what even Min Yunqi couldn't do?

"Ah! Why can't we hold the spoon?" Shen Zaihao hugged Min Yunqi into his arms meanly.

Min Yunqi's face was flushed, and he kept struggling: "Put me down!"

After half an hour.

Shen Zaihao was already sweating profusely after feeding the cubs.

After he finished his meal and cleaned up the kitchen and coffee table, half his life was already gone.

When he came back, several older people were leaning against each other and fell asleep.

Shen Zaihao sighed, carried all the sleeping cubs to the bed, and then carried the sleeping cubs into another room.

"Aren't you sleepy?"

After a busy morning, Shen Zaihao was so sleepy that he yawned.

The three cubs of maknae opened their eyes wide and shook their little heads.

"Then shall I tell you a story?"

The three cubs nodded.

"In the past, I had seven teammates who were not worried. Suddenly, one day, all seven of them became children."

The child himself: ...

Shen Zaihao fell asleep while talking, the maknae Line sighed, what about telling the story?Why did you fall asleep first?Shen Zaihao is really too difficult to take care of!

……

Shen Zaihao, who was half asleep and half awake, heard the loud noise outside, and he could still hear a few words when he listened carefully.

"Did you have a dream??"

"Have we all become children?"

"exactly!"

"Only Brother Hao hasn't changed!"

"He still bit my face!"

"Still taking advantage of me!!"

"Still snatching my milk powder to drink!!"

"Tell us stories and fall asleep while telling them!"

"unacceptable!!"

"He has to pay the price!"

……

Shen Zaihao woke up instantly.

Huddled into a ball under the quilt, he hasn't woken up yet, so don't look for him.

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BTS Seven Cubs: Is there any magic that can turn Shen Zaihao into a three-year-old?

感谢在2019-11-2409:24:38~2019-11-2512:07:58期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2301 bottles of corn sugar;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!