Hormone strategy [entertainment]

The eight people didn't expect that after mnet had a comeback show live broadcast with them, they would make another special with them.

Shen Zaihao: Will the audience really not feel visual fatigue?

ARMYs: Really not!Brothers live broadcast 24 hours a day and we also watch it!Especially when sleeping!It must be close-up in all directions!

Shen Zaihao: I think you guys are thinking about farts.

At first, I thought it was just like the comeback show, just performing a few dances, but I didn't expect that they would also perform a melodrama.

So, during the break of the return, the eight people took time to come to the shooting location.

Staff member: "Come here to get the script?"

Shen Zaihao looked at his own script and was puzzled, what is a deputy chief who loves to flatter his minister and another deputy chief who dislikes each other?

"Who is the minister? Who is the other undersecretary?"

As soon as Shen Zaihao finished speaking, Tian Zhengguo and Jin Taeyi raised their hands.

Tian Zhengguo was beaming: "I am the minister!"

Kim Tae-joo was in high spirits: "I'm the deputy chief!"

other people:......

The writer who wrote this script is definitely a black fan of the six of them, right?

Aggrieved writer: Actually, you were also an intern, but the pd said he was afraid that you would stop acting, so you became the deputy director...

But since the script has been written like this, there is no reason to change it, not to mention that Tian Zhengguo and Jin Taeyi will not change even if they die.

Shen Zaihao felt that he himself was fine, after all, Kim Seok Jin's role was an intern, Kim Nam Joon, Min Yoon, and Jung Ho Suk were all just small employees, and Park Ji Joon was not liked by his boss even though he was a section chief.

Shen Zaihao sighed, then he should reluctantly be the deputy chief!

After changing into suits, the shooting officially began.

The first scene is eight people having a meeting in the conference room, and Jin Tae-yi is giving a ppt report to Tian Zhengguo.

Kim Tae-yi pointed to the close-up of Tian Zhengguo at the beginning of "DNA" on the screen, and praised without feeling disgusted at all: "I personally like this relative very much, he is very handsome and young."

Shen Zaihao was amused, please do you want to lick like this?

Tian Zhengguo, who was next to him, also saw him smiling, and frowned at him, "Is there any problem with Deputy Chief Shen?"

The minister had already spoken, so the others naturally had to attack him.

"Do you think this relative is not handsome?"

"What an excellent person this relative is, to be laughed at?"

"Minister nim! I really can't stand it anymore!"

Tian Zhengguo pondered for a moment: "Deputy Chief Shen! You have been demoted! From now on, you are an intern!"

"Please wait a moment!" Jin Taiyi began to pretend to be a white lotus, "Minister nim! Although Deputy Chief Shen has great opinions on this relative, he still has a very high standard of work, especially since he is the son of the chairman. .”

"Almost forgot." Tian Zhengguo rubbed the center of his brows, "Deputy Chief Shen, you have a good smile, smile more when you have nothing to do."

......

After the sitcom is filmed, there is still a small interactive video to be filmed.

The host of this session is Jin Shuozhen, including the host of the later MCD special series. As for why it is him, you have to ask why he lost the paper when the rock-paper-scissors was played.

"Now is the time for BTS's selfie challenge!" Kim Seokjin said in the opening remarks while wearing a headband with 'MC' on it. "Every round will choose a king, and then the king will choose the members who want to cooperate."

"But how can you fly to the king without tools? So we prepared—"

Kim Seok-jin pointed to a row of toy cars in the corner, "You can choose your favorite car~"

Shen Zaihao was immediately attracted by a green chicken-like car, "Isn't this just Park Zhijun?"

The others also looked at him after he said that, they really look alike!Especially that mouth!

Pu Zhijuan didn't bother to talk to him, and asked Jin Shuozhen: "Then how to choose the king?"

"What about the king's words..."

Tian Zhengguo pulled Jin Shuozhen's sleeve, "Brother, what do you think of me?"

"Okay, I think your face is the face of a king." Jin Shuozhen patted Tian Zhengguo's shoulder, "Then you will be the king in the first round!"

For this kind of physically demanding game, Shen Zaihao is very Buddhist. Anyway, there will be groups in the end. Is there anything worth grabbing?

With such an attitude, Shen Zaihao was left to the last round.

The king of the final round is Min Yunqi.

And the rest are Kim Tae-joo, Kim Seok-jin, and Shen Jae-ho. Shen Jae-ho looked at Min Yun-ki's stinky back, and quietly took the hands of his brother and brother: "Let's not go there, let him be alone in the front." !"

"Isn't that good?" Jin Shuozhen couldn't bear it, "If he does cute songs or something, let's go there?"

Shen Zaihao reluctantly agreed.

Kim Seok Jin asked Min Yoon Ki, "Is there anything Suga has to show the members?"

Min Yunqi was so indifferent that he didn't even look back: "I'm very attractive if I don't do anything, okay?"

"It's too shameless." Shen Zaihao rolled his eyes, "Brother like this, can you get used to him?"

"That's definitely not possible."

Jin Shuozhen snorted coldly, and then winked at Jin Taeju, "Let's all stay away! Let him be charming himself!"

Kim Tae-joo suppressed a smile and nodded fiercely.

"3, 2, 1, please turn around—"

Min Yunqi turned his head and saw that there was no one behind him, so he nodded clearly.Those three people chattered in the back and thought he couldn't hear it, but in fact, he had guessed it a long time ago, okay?

Since the mountain does not come, he will go, then he will go to the mountain.

Min Yunqi walked up to the three people who were leaning against each other.

Zheng Haoxi said 'oh' in surprise: "Is our brother Suga going to reverse the election?"

"Shen Zaihao, stop laughing, it's just you."

Shen Zaihao resigned himself to his fate and stood up.

After the grouping is determined, the team name must be determined.

"Our team is called the Tricolor Cats."

As soon as Park Zhixuan finished speaking, Jin Nanjun said: "Then our team is called Penicillin."

Kim Tae-jin glanced at Kim Seok-jin, "Then our team is called Serendipity?"

Shen Zaihao:? ? ?

"Why are they all Park Ji-jun's songs? And what's our team's name after you all finished calling it?"

Shen Zaihao stared at Pu Zhixuan and thought for a long time, and finally decided: "Our team is named Pu Zhijun as the cutest."

Min Yunqi:? ? ?hello?Did you ask my opinion?

Just like that, after Shen Zaihao finished his last sentence, four selfies were released on the big screen at the scene.

The other three groups are very harmonious, only the group of 'Park Zhijun is the cutest', Min Yunqi looks disgusted, but Shen Zaihao next to him smiles like a flower.

The fans in the audience were almost laughed to death. Amidst the laughter of the ARMYs, Kim Seok-jin pretended to be calm: "Everyone, vote now~"

In fact, it doesn’t make any difference whether you vote or not. The song for the performance has already been decided, and whoever chooses will say the name of "ILikeIt", but it's more fun like this.

The final winners were the group of Park Jiju and Tian Zhengguo.

Because they were going to perform the song "ILikeIt", eight people changed into school uniforms.

"Oh, Brother Jin, what's it like to still be wearing a school uniform at the age of 26?" After changing his clothes, Park Ji-jun looked at the rare and young Kim Seok-jin and asked with a smile.

Jin Shuozhen rolled his eyes at him: "Don't ask for a beating."

It is rare to perform such a "quiet" song in this MCD special, but the song is quiet, but Shen Zaihao is not.

His part was behind Min Yunqi, so when Min Yunqi was standing behind Limai and rapping, Shen Zaihao came to his side, and then raised Limai's stand.

As he was talking, Min Yunqi found that his microphone had become higher, and he knew it when he saw the pink hair that suddenly appeared in his sight, and it was Shen Zaihao, a brat who did it again, so he took the microphone down with his mouth curled up helplessly.

Shen Zaihao thought that Min Yunqi took down the microphone to hit him, so he hurriedly ran towards the small stage in front, and the others followed helplessly.

Alas, there is no way, my brother (younger brother) is a bit stupid, what else can I do besides spoiling him?

Behind the soothing stage of "ILikeIt" is "cypher4". Cody changed Shen Zaihao into a long gray leopard-print jacket, and put him on a pair of yellow sunglasses, making him look like a glamorous midnight show leader .

And Jin Nanjun wore a black mink, and Min Yunqi hung two big gold chains around his neck, like a big boss who came to the midnight show.

When Zheng Haoxi and Shen Zaihao walked out shoulder to shoulder, they looked like a manager introducing a job to the top card.

The burning part of "cypher4" is not only the rap of the four big guys against the sky, but also the sprinkling of water in the back.

Shen Zaihao likes the watering part the most. Every time he performs, he prepares it half a minute in advance.

But something went wrong today, the water bottle in his hand was sealed or he couldn't open it.

Seeing that Zheng Haoxi and Min Yunqi had finished spilling the water, and he hadn't even unscrewed the bottle cap, Shen Zaihao was completely dazed, staring at the water bottle in his hand and doubting his life.

The rice waiting to be washed under the stage:? ?Little brother, why are you so fat!

Min Yunqi was high and high and found something was wrong, looking in Shen Zaihao's direction, he saw that this person looked like a fool, he didn't fit in with the atmosphere of the three of them, he squatted on the side of the stage in aggrieved manner, twisting the bottle cap? ?

Min, who has never been unable to unscrew the bottle cap, came over curiously. Is there really a mineral water bottle with a cap that cannot be unscrewed in this world?

Shen Zaihao gave the water bottle to Min Yunqi and asked him to try it, but Min Yunqi wiped his hands on his clothes and twisted it open.

......

what to do?Shen Zaihao felt that he had been insulted.

"this......"

Min Yunqi didn't speak, but his eyes revealed deep contempt.

Shen Zaihao snorted, and poured water out of his heart, it would be over if he didn't sprinkle the song.

He is really too difficult.

This segment was later edited into a video by 93's cpf called "Boyfriend Is Here vs Boyfriend Is Not There".

The video started with the scene where Shen Zaihao handed the water bottle to Min Yunqi, and then changed the scene.

【When the boyfriend is not around】

It is a story told by someone Tian on the radio that Shen Zaihao beat three black brothers alone when he was in the United States.

According to an insider named Tian, ​​"Brother Zai Hao was very handsome at the time. He was fine when he hit three of them, and the eye sockets and bridge of the nose on the other side were all blue. From that day on, all the black people in the dance academy detoured when they saw Brother Zai Hao. "

In the end, a certain episode of "Runningman" was added. Shen Jae-ho said to Kim Jong-kook: "Actually, I don't have much energy."

Repeated 10 times.

Shen Zaihao: Why does my face hurt a little?

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In other words, tomorrow is the last chapter of the main text.Don't be surprised, the original outline of hormones only reached the first prize of mama in 16~ I wrote it for another year, so I still have a conscience (●—●)

感谢在2019-11-2116:44:53~2019-11-2216:47:44期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 small tomato;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of grapefruit glutinous rice balls; 1 bottle of rabbit;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!